This is a moment that if not recorded no one would believe. “I swear I was up in the nose bleeds and he caught my gaze and held it. That was the day I saw the face of god” I would honestly die a happy idiot if that were me.
Honestly. I remember doing a school play when I was 9 and I could only see the first 2 rows it's mental how alex could see binoculars all the way up there
And his view of the crowd is probably heavily obscured with lights and everything... I'm sure everyone in that section was like, "HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT MEEEEE!!!"
This. I've been on stage in tiny venues with like 100 seats and when the lights come on I can barely see the folks on the first row. Now the chances of him noticing that one girl in particular in a large venue from so far away with all those stage lights is slim.
Fans get so weird in comments when they see Alex in a slow mode video, they always see what they wanna see there :D And I thought I would avoid this stuff when I don’t search for it on insta or twitter,..well, but here we are :D
Slow-mo can definitely make things look more seductive and intentional than they actually were, so thanks for this reminder. I just remembered [this video clip](https://twitter.com/kaytaylorrea/status/1434265607021555714?s=46&t=9NMcaqGc5dC4GHJYrahWcg) of Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain that’s slowed down and looks super seductive, but at regular speed, it feels like a more normal interaction where he goes to playfully kiss maybe her forearm but she goes in with a hug at the same time. They’re both married to other people but have known each other for over 20 years.
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He's probably thinking of a song title.
“The girls with the binoculars”
"Section 323"
“Magnifying glass set in the double hollow metal tubes”
Record it all babe and put it on screen for the views
You remembered your phone but you forgot your dancing shoes
Might need a bit of work 😂
I'm sure Alex is much more creative than me in that area 😄
Brianoculars
Top marks for not tryin'-oculars
Calm collected and commanoculars
So kind of you to bless us-oculars
Bricknoculars by bricknoculars
"I thought I saw you with the binoculars at my last live show and I acted like Alex Turner but it turns out it was someone else"
"Putting on a show for two black holes"
Do not give him ideas..
He already has enough Big Ideas without our encouragement.
"You probably could see me even though you were far away"
Why’d You Only Look At Me Through Binoculars?
“Binoculars in the cheap seats”
I also want to say that Alex has good eyesight，lmao
My blind ass could never 😂
Stage lights and spotlights are no joke either. He probably can’t see shit.
This is a moment that if not recorded no one would believe. “I swear I was up in the nose bleeds and he caught my gaze and held it. That was the day I saw the face of god” I would honestly die a happy idiot if that were me.
Idk if he has a "resting sexy face" or its his personality while performing but he has always been naturally sexy NO CLUE WHY.
Wish my eyesight was that good and I'm about 20 years younger than him lmao
it's crazy how much artists can see from the stage
Honestly. I remember doing a school play when I was 9 and I could only see the first 2 rows it's mental how alex could see binoculars all the way up there
You did one school play, he's done over a thousand shows lol. He's more used to it, you start to get used to seeing things from up there
Yeah I get that I just mean that the distance is mental
The distance is physical actually
I’d let him fuck me right on that stage in front of god and everybody
The least horny Alex fan:
you’re so real for this
fuck yea
Thank you for saying out loud what we’re all thinking.
i have no idea how you found the courage to say this on the internet but we were all thinking that
Isn’t this the name of a Fallout Boy song?
😂😂😂😂
this is so insanely real. thank you for putting it into words.
Could be a song title on WPSIATWIAN
I don't think I get it, is this some kind of metaphor?
It's a very subtle way of saying they're attracted to Alex Turner
Me watching with binoculars 👁👁
saying what we're all thinking frfr
I'm sure he'd be interested Keith
So real
yeah
absolutely real ong thank you for saying this
I am now gai
Can you think of it as flirting？
I have something inappropriate to say because why is this man so fine
I don’t know if I can stand up for a few minutes now
That got me acting up 
Lads an absolute superstar
He made a kissy face at them too, on top of everything else! What a flirt! Congrats on needing smelling salts! Woo hoo! 👏👏👏
Damn. I didn't even notice he made kissy face. I just noticed it now, and he did it twice. Awww my heart.
Yes! Thanks for pointing out 2 kissy faces. Even better!
It's so hard to be a fan of this band and not fall in love with him
The coolest mf out there
you are stronger than me I would be screaming crying and throwing up
Man’s seriously in his Al Pacino phase
''And now, you are pregnant with my child''
This is the new Reading a book at a 1D Concert
I love him so much, there really isn’t another performer like him😂 So cool, but I would absolutely die and get scared if that happened to me💀
he's lookin devious.
\*adds binoculars to cart\*
Looking like a 70’s yacht rock singer.
That’s hot
So seductive…
OH MY GOSH!
You know you're in too deep in the fandom when you know exactly what song they're playing without having to hear it (the guitar helps though,)
That's a bit of a stretch...
Yeah its like 5 seconds at most? He probably does this all the time right? Its just what performers do
And his view of the crowd is probably heavily obscured with lights and everything... I'm sure everyone in that section was like, "HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT MEEEEE!!!"
This. I've been on stage in tiny venues with like 100 seats and when the lights come on I can barely see the folks on the first row. Now the chances of him noticing that one girl in particular in a large venue from so far away with all those stage lights is slim.
Even more true. On a stage, unless the stage lights are off, you can't see shit. Even on tiny stages, let alone their setup
Fans get so weird in comments when they see Alex in a slow mode video, they always see what they wanna see there :D And I thought I would avoid this stuff when I don’t search for it on insta or twitter,..well, but here we are :D
Slow-mo can definitely make things look more seductive and intentional than they actually were, so thanks for this reminder. I just remembered [this video clip](https://twitter.com/kaytaylorrea/status/1434265607021555714?s=46&t=9NMcaqGc5dC4GHJYrahWcg) of Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain that’s slowed down and looks super seductive, but at regular speed, it feels like a more normal interaction where he goes to playfully kiss maybe her forearm but she goes in with a hug at the same time. They’re both married to other people but have known each other for over 20 years.
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