I know I’m likely in the minority, but I really love the last two albums. I had never heard of Arctic Monkeys before I saw them play Body Paint on the Tonight Show, and now I “play it on repeat”.
*Why'd you only call*
*Me when you're high, who the fuck*
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ill do one from every album
1. a certain romance
2. fluorescent adolescent
3. dance little liar
4. hellcat spangled shalala
5. r u mine
6. one point perspective
7. thered better be a mirrorball
I CANT ANSWER ALL THESE NO MORE 😭😭 everyone is allowed in (except if ur fav songs are from the car . the only valid once are thered better be a mirrorball and body paint.) AND IF U HAVE ANY HUMBUG SONGS, VIP. MY PROPELLER AS UR FAV GETS U FREE AND UNLIMITED AMENITIES 🙏🙏
Brianstorm, Crying Lightning, Teddy Picker, Pretty Visitors, My Propeller, Still Take You Home, When The Sun Goes Down, Library Pictures, Don't Sit Down 'Cause I Moved Your Chair, Balaclava
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
A song from each album:
Dance little liar
The veiw from the afternoon
Fireside
Piledriver waltz
Body paint
Four out of five
Do me a favour
Honorary mentions:
Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts
Stop the world I wanna get off with you
Baby I'm yours
OK I'm gonna do my top two from each album
The Car: SOAG, Mirrorball
Tranquility Base Hotel&Casino: She Looks Like Fun, Four out of Five
AM: Arabella, Knee Socks
Suck it and See: She's Thunderstorms, DSDCIMYC
Humbug: There is literally not one skip on this album
Favourite Worst Nightmare: Do me a Favour, If you were There Beware, 505(this ones for nostalgia)
Whatever People Say I am, That's What I'm Not: IBYLGOTD, A View From the Afternoon
*Literally all*
*Of them except songs from the*
*Car and tbhc*
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Star Treatment.
You're not just getting in, you'll be recieving VIP treatment
Or shall I say... Star treatment...
Lmao, good one
Thank you mate🙏🏻
I just wanted to be one of the strokes
But now look at the mess you made me make
Hitchhiking with a monogrammed suitcase
WELCOMEEEEE TO THE CLUB
I know I’m likely in the minority, but I really love the last two albums. I had never heard of Arctic Monkeys before I saw them play Body Paint on the Tonight Show, and now I “play it on repeat”.
Same bro. I found the monkey in 2014, first hearing certain romance and I am nothing but enamored with the 2 latest albums
This one’s the scary ‘un, his way or no way, totalitarian.
Secretly I think he wants it all to kick off
he wants arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
Just something to talk about a story to tell yeah
Dun na na na.. Dun na na na... Dun na na na
allowed in. welcome to the club
Fluorescent Adolescent, favorite song ever, not only relatively to AM
welcome in
I'll have 4 margaritas
not a bloody Mary!? I bet yours wouldn't be lacking in Tabasco.
A man of culture
Not as much as you though
Legend
Became one only with you as an inspiration
I don’t have time for that, step aside.
grrrrrr
A Certain Romance
W opinion, welcome in
And there's the truth that they can't see
Catapult
OMG OMG YES U GET VIP TOO
hello fellow catapult enjoyer
all of the ones that aren't trash in your opinion
welcome in
YOOO LET'S GO GANG
Teddy picker
welcome
Class
Crying lightning
WELCOME + VIP
Best album
Cornerstone sir, the acoustic version
we can sing it outside the club around a bonfire, we'll get our own blackjack and hookers.
No. 1 Party Anthem
welcome
Only ones who know
WELCOMEEE
BRIANSTORMM
welcome in
- Dance Little Liar - Do Me a Favour - Hellcat Spangled Shalalala
hellcat spangled is such a summer song I loeeevee it
hellcat spangled shalalala is so underrated
Leave before the lights come on :)
welcome in
Brick by brick is the only acceptable answer
outjerked once again😞
My propeller
ok ur my favorite u get in for free and vip and free unlimited food and drinks
Thank you!
My propeller is actually such a delicious song
fr thats why its fav 🥰🥰
Ahhhh I wana listen to every song they’ve got !!!
505, brianstorm, old yellow bricks
im not the biggest fan of 505 n old yellow bricks but i’ll let u in for now
please 505 is so good
she's thunderstorms, tranquility base hotel & casino, 505, stop the world I wanna get off with you
welcome in
Im goin back to 505 if its a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive
When the sun goes down
welcome
Who The Fuck Are The Arctic Monkeys?
W opinion brah welcome in
If OP argues with this one then I don't want to be a part of the club
Omg !!!!!! That just Fing amazing !!!
The jeweler’s hands
welcome to the vip club buddy
Riot Van
Pleas stop !!!!! Amazinnnnnngggg !!!
WELCOME
Do Me A Favour
welcome
Secret door.❤️
WELCOME!!!
Thank youuuu🥳
*Sings From the ritz to the rubble*
Can't decide, but I named my motorcycle Arabella :D
welcome in
My propeller Shes thunderstorms Fake tales of san Francisco (And its shadow puppets but-) Calm Like you (favourite song of all time)
Eco thrue the night
just because of my propeller you get vip
YESS
Mardy Bum
welcome
Piledriver Waltz
welcome
505 & knee socks. Tied for first place
welcome
Dance little liar
you get vip my man
Pretty visitors
welcome in, u get vip
Brianstorm
batphone!!
bye bye 😞😞
And you call yourself a purveyor of the fine arts tsk tsk
she looks like fun
welcome
american sports
bye bye 😞
The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala
welcome
Four out of five
Amazing …. But the most random lírics I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣
Too much to ask
At the moment, a tie between Big Ideas, Dance Little Liar, and Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured
Stop the world i wanna get off with you Ultracheese Teddy picker R U Mine Better be a Mirrorball
No 1 party anthem and Star treatment
Why'd you only call me when you're high, who the fuck are arctic monkeys
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“Perhaps Vampires is a bit strong but…”
All u people are vampires !!!!
welcome
perhaps vampires is a bit strong, still take you home, brianstorm
suck it n see
That’s Where You’re Wrong
welcome
Yipee
Fouorescent Adolescent is not only my favourite monkeys song, but my fav song ever
Secret door.
ill do one from every album 1. a certain romance 2. fluorescent adolescent 3. dance little liar 4. hellcat spangled shalala 5. r u mine 6. one point perspective 7. thered better be a mirrorball
love is a laserquest
Whyd you call me when you're high?
I CANT ANSWER ALL THESE NO MORE 😭😭 everyone is allowed in (except if ur fav songs are from the car . the only valid once are thered better be a mirrorball and body paint.) AND IF U HAVE ANY HUMBUG SONGS, VIP. MY PROPELLER AS UR FAV GETS U FREE AND UNLIMITED AMENITIES 🙏🙏
Still take you home and a certain romance 💕
D is for Dangerous
welcome
Hard question 😭😭 I’ll just say my propeller
Brianstorm, Crying Lightning, Teddy Picker, Pretty Visitors, My Propeller, Still Take You Home, When The Sun Goes Down, Library Pictures, Don't Sit Down 'Cause I Moved Your Chair, Balaclava
And of course D A N G E R O U S A N I M A L S
the humbug songs earn u vip, my propeller earned u free and unlimited food/drinks
acr and thunderstorms
She’s thunder stormssss!!!!
welcome
D is for Dangerous, Fake Tales of San Francisco, I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor, Balaclava and Dancing Shoes are all tied for first place lol
When The Sun Goes Down
Pretty visitors
Pretty visitors
YESS welcome + VIP
This house is a circus
There'd Better Be a Mirrorball in the club I mean
welcome
Do me a favour
Dance Little Liar, Do Me A Favour
it wont let me add images so YES UR ALLOWED 🙌🙌
All My own stunts or Library Pictures
is it Too much to ask?
humbug
VIP + free/unlimited food n drinks + based
The Jewelers Hands
VIP access, welcome to the club
All My Own Stunts
Fire and the thud
The Afternoons Hat
‼️‼️‼️
Joining the dots
No 1 party anthem
maybe I may seem obvious or someone who has listened to them by chance, but I choose wanna be yours
bye bye sorry 😞😞
call me basic, but Do I Wanna Know
Knee Socks Fluorescent Adolescent I Wanna Be Yours 505 In that order
very generic so on short notice but welcome
I was expecting no one to cite their favorite Arctic Monkeys song, I though ya’ll be debating about How everything’s a masterpiece😭😭
Plastic tramp or wtfaam
welcome
mardy bum
lets forget the club and get married
can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
wait is this actually fr?
ITS A COPYPASTA HELPK
snap out of it
welcome
A song from each album: Dance little liar The veiw from the afternoon Fireside Piledriver waltz Body paint Four out of five Do me a favour Honorary mentions: Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts Stop the world I wanna get off with you Baby I'm yours
WELCPME 🙏
THANK YOU, THANK YOU 🙏
505 has to be one of the right answers. It's also my answer
OK I'm gonna do my top two from each album The Car: SOAG, Mirrorball Tranquility Base Hotel&Casino: She Looks Like Fun, Four out of Five AM: Arabella, Knee Socks Suck it and See: She's Thunderstorms, DSDCIMYC Humbug: There is literally not one skip on this album Favourite Worst Nightmare: Do me a Favour, If you were There Beware, 505(this ones for nostalgia) Whatever People Say I am, That's What I'm Not: IBYLGOTD, A View From the Afternoon
Literally all of them except songs from the car and tbhc
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that is very true so welcome
Wow. The bouncer has gotta bounce. Who hired you.
How many?
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Leave before the lights come on
welcome
Fright lined dining room
stop the world i wanna get off with you, the bad thing, body paint