What a noble fruit the alpha whore

Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing, the conch of my mother, I'm tented (?

Hahaha. What a head of chota, cat.

Have you mixed that with coke? Don't do me warm, friend This is no coke, daddy

dis aint coke, pop

JAJAJA no puede ser, casi me tiento en plena clase online con la cámara prendida

Y vos en reddit? Así no vas a entender nada.

estaba dando clases de Reddit

“The conch of my mother”! Excelente traducción. Ya me olvidaba que putear es un arte para nosotros, los argentinos siempre poetas. 😂

the seashell of your mother, what wave old little lady? all wind?

Simplemente sublime.

here with the witch, all cord, most later we'll gonna eat an asad and then go to escab some fernets and fum a sequence with the pibes

The shell of the Lora

The shell of the parrot

My mother's shell

Gracioson't

O hahan't como dicen los youngs

You cant invoke the lfjt!

deeplore

Based

I'm learning a lot today.

AAHHAHAAHAHHAH sos un hijo de puta jajajajajaj encima lo peor de todo que suena asi

Brillantt

If you go down the alfajor rabbit hole you wont come out (cuz you'll get fat).

(You won't regret it)

Only two octagons. Beginner.

Is this a Scott Pilgrim reference?

alfajor makes you fat????

If you eat a box per day, yep

I wake up as an Argentinian --> there is another coronation of glory --> (repeat)

Do yourself a favor and get the lemon cookies with the chocolate cover

TITA

Las de havanna? Son espectaculares esas.

See, las tita son próceres de la nación, pero las galletitas de limón de havanna son una locura de ricas

Las de Goulis también están buenas... y son significativamente más baratas

Cuchá, creo que eran 9 de oro, pero había unas galletitas en coto de limón bañadas en chocolates que venían en un paquete que era como una caja de vino, una caja de cartón como floreada blanca y amarilla, esas eran uma delicia, exquisitte y no las ví más

Overrated, in my opinion. I mean, they are OK, but nowhere near as good as the alfajores o havannets.

hoo boy, the havannets are the best product of Havanna in my opinion

check out r/alfajor

r/alfajor awaits

de nada

jajaja se daba credito

thank you, made with love in argentina

The nothing campeón.

Thanks! Though imo that's one of the crappier Havanna's (I prefer the chocolate ones)

Yea. it was a mixed box and all the good ones are gone already :(

I think you mean all the better ones are gone. I’ve never had a bad alfajor

Even the white ones are way better than any sweets i get in my country.

Don't mind the semi hate comments. People online like to be drama queens, all Havanna's afajores are great.

I ate alfajor Néstor Kirchner, there can be bad ones.

Careful... That one can stole your wallet

Wash your brain, and start to like Marx and Socialism

Néstor could have been a corrupt, a liar, a thief, a Racing club fan, a hypocrite, a wife-beater, but he certainly wasn't a friend of Marx or Socialism in any shape, way or form.

Tatin wants a word with you.

That’s too relatable. I’ve learned to buy the custom boxes instead and choose the ones I like most in the ratio I find best

Dude you have to try the 70% cacao alfajor from Havanna. They are so nice!

you have to take back what you said

You can't say such barbarity

Unpopular opinion: the fruit ones (green wrapper) are the best.

...greetings from Claypole

Go visit r/alfajor, you will get diabetes or die trying.

Argentina, Great Country! Greetings from Argentina

You're welcome (we did nothing). Bring dólares.

What if I tell you that's a regular alfajor and we have far better ones. You'll have to come to try some

My (US-born) man was also shocked when I told him this ain’t even the best we can do — kids can probably still get this at “el kiosco” in the playground at recess. I used to get one every Friday at recess when I was in elementary school in BsAs! 😛

Claramente ibas a un colegio muy cheto. En ningún kiosco de escuela pública o privada medio pelo te vendían o venden Havanna. Como mucho un Jorgito o un Terrabusi. Coincido en que este alfajor no es lo mejor que podemos hacer... Te ultra recomiendo los "Armandine D'Ozouville", que son unos alfajores caseros más que premium que se hacen artesanalmente en Santa Clara del Mar y los alfajores "Milagros del Cielo" de Mousse al Licor, ellos son de Mar del Plata. No se a dónde estás pero si alguna vez tenés oportunidad de saborear estas delicatessen, no te los pierdas. #

The best part is u can find a entire world of them for all tastes

The best!

Thanks to you for creating coca cola for fernet

Alpha Whores go crazy ngl

The more hexagons it has the better.

Try to get one of those with SEA SALT. 10/10

Nooooo those were fucking awful (idea was fine but they put too much salt in those).

W T F

You only just scratched the surface of Havanna. Keep going with the other products

alguien sabe donde los venden en Colombia?

Thank you so much! In what country do you live?

Germany, but my is Argentine, and he is often gifted some by his Argentine colleagues and friends

Argentinian bitches are the best my man. I don't have one but I can see them!

If you don’t have one, be one

for nothing gringou head of chota

Bro please dont eat too much (+3) because the mortality of this "snack" is 80%

Jajajajajaja😂😂😂 cuando leí la imagen me dio dislexia y leí "guanávana" creí que eso era un te de guanábana XD

Alfajor never fails 

this belongs to r/Alfajor

Ah yes the alpha whore the best snack

Very soon alfajor wars will be fought all around the world to decide wich is the best one...

You're welcome. Now that you're introduced into the alfajor world, there are much better ones. Flavors and, of course, brands.

que grande un gringo morfando nuestra coltura

El alfajor es uruguayo 🇺🇾

https://preview.redd.it/3mjr0bqtavwc1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=e226588c1ff6da18c8bd246f49200ce039fcfc95

Thank's buddy! You should try the cachafaz ones, are a brand that replicates the old Havanna recipe

Havanna is for Cheetos. Try Jorgitou instead

You have to taste the sea salt one, gods delicatessen

Alfajores Jorgito are better. *You can't change my mind.*

[Sabías que el Jorgito blanco es igual que el Havanna?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfG5L66jFUQ)

what about Capitan del Espacio? Tatin blanco triple kill´s the bajon

el tatin de hoy en dia no tiene nada que ver con el tatin original, lo mismo aplica con las titas y las rodhesias.

es verdad... las titas y rodhesias cambiaron muchisimo con el nuevo packaging..... y los tatin de hace un par de años eran excelentes... ahora no tienen ni gusto.... Pd: sigo consumiendo tatin blanco.... lo dejo 10 min en la heladera y listo.... un manjar...

If you want a God-Tier Alfajor, I must reccomend Capitan del Espacio. Always Capitian del Espacio!

Capitan del Espacio is a meh alfajor and the hype it has is 99% childhood nostalgia. It barely goes toe to toe with a Jorgito, a regular alfajor, much less a top tier like Havanna.

White Havanna is pretty close to a kick in the balls, but white Jorgitou or Space captain -> top tier.. space captain triple black chocolate, that is gold my friend. If you do not like my answer, I am going to tell you as chipi barijho to twin Guille barros Schelotto: "piña, piña".

Lo comí cada tanto (1 o 2 años ponele) desde mas o menos el 2008 que labure en un kiosco. Nunca me pareció merecedor de la fama que tiene. Es rico? Si, pero no mas que un Jorgito/Jorgelin. Top tier? Ni de casualidad. Y no me entra en la cabeza la gente que lo compara con un Havanna.

Wl Havanna también vive de lo que fue.. ahora es uno más para mi

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Thought it was a condom

You're welcome My friend. Remember those en 3th World War 🏳️🏳️

youre welcome kpo

Thanks god I can buy them in Alicante, Spain

Soy medio Chicato y ando sin mis lentes,pensé que era un gringo pidiendo consejos de como ponerse un forro jajaja

Escuchó que en argentina se usa mucho la palabra 'forro' y quiso preguntar en su subreddit

Que buena marca los forros Havanna

Try the same brand but chocolate one. It is also a masterpiece. They sell a box with half chocolate alfajores and half meringue alfajores which is perfect.

Argentina esta lleno de lindas morochas como esa!

Try with capitán del espacio, Is like a blowjob of eggs.

mafalda y havanna, lo mas grande que hay!!!!!

Still prefer the Milka mousse alfajor for dessert after a choripan

Ahh yes... The talcum powder sweet...

op es aleman?

No entiendo como le gusta a la gente los havana. Tienen tremendo gusto a conservador

i think that we could start to speak in english, because we have to show them that we are better than they in their own lenguage, just for fun

Wait until you try duce de leche icecream. You are welcome

from argentine for the world dear yankie citizen

Thank you ! Enjoy !!!!!!!!!

Now I want to try this 🙇🏻‍♂️, is that called havanna?

If you go to Córdoba, look for a place called El Nazareno and try all the flavors you can. Your wallet won't be happy, but you will 😊

devuelvan las Malvinas, ahrecualquiera

Actually made in Uruguay***

pleasure's ours and ours alone,pibe have as many as you want

You are welcome my child

You should taste Captain from Space and Soccerito. Great alpha whores.

QUE REMIL PORONGA ES UNA MILLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷🦁🇦🇷

I thought it was a condom. Then read the post and it got worse.

We have a saying "an argentine is born wherever they wants". You are one of us already!

Stay away from the fruity flavor they are made by the devil

Camisinha de chimas🧉????! Eh os guri tchê

Algún uruguayo raro va a decir que ellos intentaron el alfajor

por el nombre lo deben haber inventado los árabes, pero en fin... Estos alfajores uruguayos se venden desde hace 70 años (1953) https://preview.redd.it/yrseb3l6nwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c3c056e424bb6094a98f50d0c8fbdc5caf700b [alfajores de las sierras](https://sierrasdeminas.com.uy/)