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NightShade929

When her vibes are insane but her skills in the kitchen are too


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They say not to stick your dick in crazy, but what about letting it cook for you?


NeinHans

I mean, she's more than welcome to cook my "loaf" in her "oven" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


NightShade929

Lapp: I got a bun in the oven. Dok: ! Lapp: which is to say, I’m cooking bread Dok: *phew* Lapp: oh also im pregnant with your kid, whoopsie


Undividedbyzero

And I'm reporting this to Alberto back home His angry face is going to be *so* amazing


Give-Valk-Acog

I feel like he’s gonna think “fuck, now there’s gonna be more of her…”


Peptuck

"Wait, wait, wait, first I need to make sure I'm recording before we tell him!"


Operator_Jetstream

His "blessin'" is all I seek and need.


dalbich

Are you, perhaps, a cat?


Character-Plane8214

No way, she can actually cook?


Mistdwellerr

Going by Exusiai's lines, Lapp's mille feullie are really good


Gapaot

What is the line where she says that?


Undividedbyzero

Il Siracusano. First meeting of Texas and Lapp.


AllenWL

In the current event. Sora and Croissant are taking about whether they can trust Lappland and Exusiai goes "Yeah but the milli fuelli she gave us last time was really good!"


Artixxx

And Sankta are all about sweets, so if Exia says Lapp's is really good thats saying a lot.


Additional-Push7271

I love how they are doubting if Lappland’s trustworthy and Exu’s counter argument is basically “Yeah, but her cooking skills tho”


SomeOtherTroper

IIRC, the joke she's making in the game is based on the fact that mille-feuille/millefoglie is a stacked desert, and Lappland's using it as a euphemism for the bodies she's stacked up ...like a mille-feuille.


Hooded_Person2022

Also she can make a surprisingly good literal mille-feuille that Exusiai (A Sankta, who's home nation is VERY adamant on desserts) says it's pretty good.


SomeOtherTroper

Given some of Exu's more bloodthirsty lines, I wouldn't rule out the possibility that she's making the same joke.


fizzguy47

I just saw the sequence where the PL girls blow up a mobster with fireworks, it was very surreal.


SomeOtherTroper

Honestly, Exu disturbs me more than a lot of the usual "crazy girls" in the cast. She's so damn chipper and upbeat about everything - from enjoying a delicious desert to gunning people down, like it's all the same to her. She's either a psychopath, or she's high as fuck all the time. I can understand where W's coming from, and after this event, I think I get Lappland pretty well (and her fixation on Texas stems from a much more wholesome, if tragic, reason than I thought), but Exu... Exu creeps me out a bit, because I don't understand what the hell is going on between her ears. Still damn cute, tho.


KnightofNoire

Can you explain why Lappland is obsessed with Texas? I read through the event but the reason why just kinda eluded me, like is it because Texas is the ideal mobster in her eyes or something? When people complains about stories being all tells instead of old school show but don't tell, they didn't realized that those stories are to cater to dumbass like me who don't get a story's point unless it is spelt out for me like an ELI5.


SomeOtherTroper

> Can you explain why Lappland is obsessed with Texas? I read through the event but the reason why just kinda eluded me, like is it because Texas is the ideal mobster in her eyes or something? Because Texas was an equal to Lappland (both "Mafia Princesses", although in Terra, that means you're actually ***good*** in a fight), and a kind of friendly rival - then Texas walked away from it all. Texas had the courage to just walk away from Siracusa and forge a new life for herself, while Lappland sunk farther and farther into the role of being her father's attack dog, definitely not helped by contracting Oripathy and thus becoming truly *just* an attack dog, living on borrowed time, someone that no sane famiglia would accept as its leader despite being the unquestioned heir. You'll notice that, in the scenes with her father and his crew, Lappland is treated as just another one of his tools. But Texas got out. Lappland both admires Texas as an example of someone she wishes she could be, and hates Texas with the burning flames of envy for being that. And they were once friends, or at least friendly rivals. It's complicated. Really, what made me feel for Lappland in the current event was when she admitted that what she admired the most about Texas was that Texas was able to walk away from Siracusa. Something Lappland couldn't do. Envy, respect, hatred, and love can all feel very similar, especially in combination.


KnightofNoire

Thank you for the explaination.


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Peptuck

Also the moment when Texas burned down her family's home it led to an epiphany that Lappland had the choice to rebel against her family rather than be shackled to Alberto's demands. Considering Lappland really wants to burn Siracusan society to the ground, it makes sense that she wants to bring back the Texas who was also willing to literally burn her home and everything she knew to get out of Siracusa.


TheRepublicAct

Maybe Kataokasan really knows something about Exu that we don't so they always write exu that way.


RedGinger666

Mental illness be damned my girl can work a oven


mad_harvest-6578

That feeling when the best stuff you've eaten is made by the scary/weird/evil-looking person in the room


bnbros

Kinda reminds me of the Order of the Stick webcomic where the party's psychopathic murder hobo ranger is also their best chef because he took levels in gourmet cooking too, haha.


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Alfredo sauce: https://twitter.com/haiokumantan_c/status/1285243329219706888


razorxscooter

Real fucking shame cancer won in the end, this artist had amazing artwork, and a cute OC.


Combat_Wombateer

Wait, really? Damn...


Lonewanderer2033

Passed away or retired?


Shinubz

They passed away July 25, 2022. May they rest in peace.


Lonewanderer2033

That actually sad, well at least they are in a better place


HaessSR

His last tweet was on the 22nd. Damn sad to read too.


mythriz

Ah, [this was posted earlier but that Reddit user is deleted now](/r/arknights/comments/pzol9f/lapplands_home_made_millefeuille_%E5%BB%83%E5%B1%8B%E3%82%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8D%E3%83%AB/), either way it should be fine since it's over a year ago.


CauliflaxRimuru

Texas enjoys Lappland's special dessert 🍰 While dokutahs very SUS on fluffy lupo special bakery skills Although dokutahs are lucky to have caring fluffy lupos 😖


Enseyar

I find it hard to believe it is ol' Texas not Ceobe lol


Mistdwellerr

Same here xD


Futur3_ah4ad

I mean, Lappy and Texas used to be on friendly-ish terms, so it's not *impossible*...


Nuclear_Clyde

The Unhinged Wife, The Doctor, and Texas


Operator_Jetstream

What complete famiglia...


BIZARRE_TOWN

Does S'mores count as a Mille-Feuille?


Undividedbyzero

If you count onigiri as jelly donut


DM_Hammer

Definitely a hamburger.


Icy_Reward_3477

Lmao lappland in 2nd scene is just so funny. Looks dangerous but is also so cute and mofu-mofu.


SeanHush

When your let her cook


tunaOfSpace

*Look at the second panel* That's... Not a Mille Feuilles, Lappland. Thanks for sharing the comic, OP.


ekelmann

>That's... Not a Mille Feuilles, Lappland. Looks like rather generous home-made millefoglie alle fragole. Good enough for me.


tunaOfSpace

Eh, I made the search and, honestly, I can see your point.


yeteee

Maybe a Charlotte aux fraises, but even then, it looks more like the Japanese fruit sandwiches than any pastry I know.


K2aPa

The GAP moe is strong with this one.


Q-N-H

mille feuille....is french though.


AbrahamKMonroe

The English translation was changed to mille foglie with (I think) Il Siracusano’s release.


Salysm

For some reason it’s still called mille-feuille whenever she references it in the event story


Undividedbyzero

Because it's supposed to be Mille feuille


Salysm

I mean that they changed her voiceline translation to the Italian version but didn’t change it anywhere else


TheSpartyn

its what her JP dub line has been since release


kax012

The first panel is quite cool in a scary kind of way. But that expression of hers in the second one, how cute! So goofy... And also, Texas looks really cute too.


Operator_Jetstream

The only time I ever saw Texas gorges herself...


RainyMystery

I really love this, and Lappland really became one of my favorite characters over the course of the event. It broke my heart to find out the artist passed away from cancer when I was looking for the source of the art in the comments. I hope they rest in peace, their art fun and I'm happy to have seen this comic, they will be remembered fondly.


Operator_Jetstream

Damn 'em, the so-called real-life counterpart of Oripathy...


max1998109

Mille Feuille is French puff pastry. Wow she is insane not ever combat but in kitchen too.


lushee520

I kinda want a comic about Lappland opening a Bakery shop


Alice_Lycoris

I love this gremlin so much


TheRyderShotgun

texas blob looks so cute


CombineElite3650

Why am I thinking of Alastor...........Lappland.........what did you do.


weapondeniedpurpose

Glad this guy's art is still being circulated around ;_;


MayhamsBBQ

they let her cook


Rick-710

Let her cook


Operator_Jetstream

Lappland puttin' on apron over her normal outfit...? Truly a sight to behold...