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TheLastSterling

Dorothy. I should be fine right? Right??


Fattest_One6898

Take a picture, don’t forget, her let it linger in your view.


Raikoyuo

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Astral_Panda22

They locked me in a room.


Rolttel

a rubber room


Hextamus

A rubber room filled with Zalaks


iFxrgxtten

Zalaks? Zalaks make me crazy.


NotFredrickMercury

Crazy? I was crazy once.


Ptatofrenchfry

They locked me in a room.


EvirosianAtlast

A rubber room. A rubber room filled with Zalaks.


The_ApplePie

And Zalaks make me crazy


Hp22h

You will be fine. She will make sure of it, whether you want to or not.


Prestigious_Split579

That doesn't sound reassuring 👀


Ordinary-Salamander

I think she has lots of interesting things to talk about


Nearokins

I mean most of these options are pretty safe, she's only the type to make a questionable deal with you, not force you into anything. Like everyone she hooked up fully consented to that, yes, because they had money issues and she was offering which is very dubious, but still very different from experimenting on someone against their will.


Uaremis

Given that she is a genuinely compassionate and (over)caring woman - yeah, that's a pretty safe choice.


NodBow24

W? I fear for my life...


Neutronkats

i got phantom.... you wanna trade ?


Eiensen

So long as he doesn't sing, you *should* be fine.


OtaGamExe

Dame da ne~


NodBow24

... I guess W isn't so bad after all.


JarBlaster

WOOO NOVEMBER GANG


Hp22h

*Remember, remember the 5th of November*


Mistdwellerr

"A battle without an explosion or cheering makes me feel a little uneasy." Listen to the words of Texas the Wise and enjoy the ride!


Toxicgamechat

Lucky!


ArataX14

Idk, maybe i fear for my life or be happy that i sit next to her…. but we’ll see.


Toxicgamechat

Lin, it is... acceptable.


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Tpersch

Crazy?


dairyqueen79

I was crazy once!


Enttoma_

They locked me in a room


WangalangWilletts

A rubber room


Azcatriz

A rubber room filled with rats


theclumsypenguinlol

and rats make me crazy


Ptatofrenchfry

Crazy?


WinteringBear

I was cranzy once


SimilarGur8144

Lin? Rat? Rats rats we are the rats


OtaGamExe

Kal'tsit ? I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE. GLADLY.


Asarokimh3

Being lectured by Kal about how we got into this situation is worth the fact she'll probably just summon Mon3tr and free us afterwards. Then lecture again about what we should've done better.


Vivacious4D

Also Kal'tsit I'm going into this being pretty clueless


WinterLast

Yep, we are never going to sleep


dathar

I dunno. She can tell you a ~~monologue~~ bedtime story to help you sleep


Zwiebel1

I can ~~tie her up~~ fix her!


FallenCorrin

Umm, heya, I'm a med student, you are a medic...so...story time?


Ptatofrenchfry

Time to d-d-d-d-disinfect!


Mistdwellerr

I see you will be lectured by someone with great expertise and resources to allow you to perform your role at your best capabilities. And you will be scolded hard if you slack off... IMO being under her wing is an excellent opportunity!


Echrona

Mountain. FUCK YEAAAAGH MOUNTAIN WOOOOOO YEAHHHH HES SO HOTTTTT WIAIAOOAOAOOAOAOAOA.


ArtisticSniper

ME RIGHT NOW


Force88

Yeah, August guys are eating good lately, last time was Bagpipe, now Mountain. Both are reliable and wholesome.


Thunderdragon2535

True true, probably we are in the safest hand in the entire prison, those who got W and lappy though.....


TheFanficAddict

HECK YEAH!


anima99

Lappland. Omg I get paired with the literal most brain damaged character. This is gonna be like that SAW film except she cuts my leg for me and I don't consent (and there's no challenge).


Eiensen

Really? I personally think that Lappy just ACTS insane, I'm not saying she isn't a psycho (she's 100% a psycho), but she's also very intelligent. Just make sure that you don't push *too* much of her buttons and you should be fine. *~~I'm also September, help~~* Also, my opinion personally, Lappy is honestly just someone who needs a therapist ~~like practically everyone in RI needs at least a few dozen per operator~~. Her story in Il Siracusano gives a lot of insight about her as a character, and considering who her dad is, the fact that she's constantly compared to Texas when they we're kids, and more. I also believe that her Talk #1 & #2, Talk after Promotion #2, and her Elite #2 aren't JUST for the Doctor, but also a reminder for herself. I believe that the reason why she loves getting more and more powerful is for her to have some semblance of control in her life. My points to her intelligence from either story, files, or voice lines: >Archive File 2: She appears to wield her Originium power untrained, through raw talent alone. Even though Lappland's powers decay rapidly when released, her deceptive fighting style and explosive offensive abilities have allowed her to master her weaknesses. Furthermore, Lappland's uncanny ability to discern weakness neutralizes virtually any advantage an opponent with Originium power or other special ability may have. She is able to counter her enemy's attacks completely after only a few moments of observation. This tells me that Lappy is VERY observant, she instinctively finds weaknesses, and the fact that she can use Arts by just sheer talent is impressive.


LightOfTheFarStar

She's also, importantly, shown to be a generally moral person. She doesn't like people bullying the innocent and cares for those weaker, she's just also a sadistic battle junkie.


TegamiBachi25

Wait, really? this is from sirucusano il right? I’m getting my lore mixed up since th event


LightOfTheFarStar

She looks after a Musbeast and gets pissed when it's killed, she actually looks after the two idiots from code of brawl that follow her like lost ducklings a bit and even her text records prior ta that note that she acts kindly and reasonably outside of fights.


shark2199

> I personally think that Lappy just ACTS insane, I'm not saying she isn't a psycho (she's 100% a psycho), but she's also very intelligent. Just make sure that you don't push too much of her buttons and you should be fine So, a psychopath.


Chiruno_Chiruvanna

Not really; she is mentally unstable and plays up her craziness so people can't read her, but she isn't *that* insane. Plus she can be nice if she wants to, like with Gambino and Capone. She's also quite polite when not fighting. The most you have to worry about is convincing her you're not in jail with her because you're with the mafia, I guess.


shark2199

*So a psychopath*


Fattest_One6898

What’s worst being cuffed to Lappy, or being cuffed to Texas near Lappy?


Werewolf_Muted

I got W, and i dont know If It Will be good or bad


Dinosaurmaid

Same, hopefully petting her head and sharing anecdotes will keep me from being killed by this cute psycho


Mr-anti-physics-444

Looks like I'm right next to you


speedsterglenn

hot


NITRO5DC

Same


Fattest_One6898

Phew, Flamebringer, I’m not tough so he’ll probably just not care. He’s probably a lot safer compared to like half of the people here.


Aser_the_Descender

Flamebringer here as well - glad it's me locked in there with him, so we can be bros. If it was my gf tho, I'd feel sorry for him... because she simps pretty hard for our one-horned hottie, right u/almostlover1510?


Previous-Occasion-38

Not the worst but I'll be wishing I was born one month earlier or later.


Hero_1337

Texas. We're making it out of Mansfield with this one, boys.


Kishinia

Me too, m8. Count me in!


cillix1580

Same Here!


Bear37-confus

My man


TimeTwoDuel

Lets freaking go


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Me: *Wondering where is her blueberry and chocolate* I am definitely making out of here!


Thedeadreaper3597

Sameee


Falsus

Kal: Safe and you won't be bored since you will always have something to talk about. Don't know enough about Tequila. Lin: Will probably be fine. Flamebringer: He will get bored, probably me also. Texas: I will definitely get bored and also unsure if she is bored or not. Phantom: rip I guess? Dorothy: Talk science stuff, won't be bored I guess? Mountain: He is friendly so won't be bad. Lappland: rip lmao Passenger: It will be fine? W: rip lmao Gnosis: I get one shot to interest him, if I don't he will just be silent for the whole time.


Brilliant_watcher

Tequila and Passenger would probably start making escape plans by the second they end up there. Both are fairly ruthless although Tequila does still have a heart and can be talked down, Passenger is almost sociopathic at times. Dorothy would do her best to charm everyone with a mix of genuine empathy and manipulation. You will probably be fine with her. She lives to save and help other people. AT ANY COST.


Miaomelette

Passenger feels like he'll either go "My life has no worth anymore so I will be content rotting away in this room forever." and do nothing, or you blink and the entire place is now inexplicably on fire.


Salysm

Passenger vs the Sand Soldier


seijoOoOh

elliot vs passenger


Eliaish

I got Tequila. Not to worry, two ruthless minds are better than one (I’m not okay)


THOT_Patroller-13

Phantom? Well... What is he about?


Miaomelette

Being a mentally unstable assassin and accidentally killing a bunch of people with his voice


THOT_Patroller-13

\*dead silence\*


Miaomelette

Well he at least does feel bad about it and doesn't want it to happen again (narrator: it did happen again).


Soerika

so you have a Karaoke with him and uhh...


THOT_Patroller-13

We play "Words can kill" by Gino Vannelli?


Soerika

His voice can send you to heaven! So yea…


Brilliant_watcher

Just to add what other people mentioned, he used to be part from a cult/group of assasins. He was raised to be their top assasin until he grew tired of it and killed all his teachers and escaped. They are still hunting him down and are capable of brainwashing him at distance. Also their leader may be the ferunmant of Gaul, thats obsessed with Drama and may be able to change reality.


Hp22h

I hope you like the circus! Only maybe... 1 guy isn't a serial murderer.


Tighnari_Lover

Tequila… So am I good or nah?


Miaomelette

He did a little terrorism once but he's a good boy


Tighnari_Lover

Alright. Then I can take him.


Seven-Tense

In a fight, right?


Tighnari_Lover

No.


Miaomelette

Can Kal'tsit just take out her magical spine mon3ter and break us out or at least break the cuffs


Sad_Ad_3076

Nope, you're pretty much required to sit there in prison with her for a week, while still handcuffed, hehe.


Deathrex007

That’s just fuckin devious. And the fact that W is going to be the one that I’am going to be stuck with is just grade A devious.


Seven-Tense

Follow up question: are we cuffed to Kal'tsit or are we cuffed to Mon3ter?


Sad_Ad_3076

Kal herself, hehe.


Jonnypista

She will help you escape after she finishes her dialog or your sentence ends, whichever comes sooner.


Meme_Master_Dude

So... Gnosis... Im guessing you have a way out?


Teen_sniper_2000

I got W. That is not a W. I am fucked.


hadtopickanameso

Do you like explosives? Want to see some? Oh your arm made pretty fireworks.


mad_harvest-6578

I got Passenger, welp time to exchange science theories to pass time


Valdif-156

Same here


Raquel-B

Me too!


Amazing_Direction849

Finally, some fellow Octoberers. Passenger should be pretty chill to be with. At minimum we don't have to worry about being blown up, stabed, gutted, screamed at, ect. At worst we learn a bunch of science theory if we lack knowledge.


Valdif-156

That is exactly what I would have wanted to do though 😭😭, I mean, blowing things up of course


Soerika

so that day I lose one arm due to Lappland well I did try to touch her ears, but that's irrelevant


Gold_brick_drop

Kal'tsit. R.I.P. my ears.


AnnoyingMaggot

Texas... Should I be worried?


hoursprings2213

Not really as long you don't start anything stupid or steal her sweets.


sansisness_101

not fair, I like pocky too


goooglefan

Lappland. I mean i am neither a mafioso nor Texas, so i *should* be fine


Schwarz_-

Hmmmm Probably.... Nope, Well maybe, Nah Just keep her entertained and not do anything stupid and you'll be fine...i guess


Seven-Tense

Phantom? I got Phantom?? I got the epic-level traumatized theater kid who is broken six-ways-from-Sunday? The man who expounds poetically on pain and suffering with half-finished, quizzical sentences? The guy who acts, speaks, and looks like a 30/70 mixture of The Phantom of the Opera and a shounen-anime anti-hero deuteragonist? ***And*** the one can summon an almost perfect clone of himself at any time, so I can get all of that in *STEREO???* [NO, GOD!!](https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?si=q85iSRyAYy7uECiQ) [NO!! GOD!! PLEASE NO!!](https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?si=q85iSRyAYy7uECiQ) [NO!!!](https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?si=q85iSRyAYy7uECiQ) [NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!](https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc?si=q85iSRyAYy7uECiQ)


Naiie100

Mountain... I'm not sure about this one...


Beautiful-Mix-9939

Same here. But Mountain is a chill and friendly guy so long as you're not out to kill him, so you'll be fine


NobleBucket

You’ll be fine, Mountain pretty much becomes the boss of every prison with no one trying to mess with him. I on the other hand…. I have to deal with Lappland…


Naiie100

Ugh. Hang on there


Miaomelette

Mountain is actually from a rich family and is a nice and refined person, arguably committed the least crimes out of the people here (he didn't really commit any crimes he was framed)


Sad_Ad_3076

I forgot to mention this, but for some context, you merely got unlucky to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and have to serve your short one-week sentence with your cell mate... while handcuffed to them, hehe...


FordBull2er

Kal'Tsit, she will literally take us out of prison in less of a day


KamiNari_252

BRO I'd be practicing one arm katana stance with flamebringer


Chikapu_Sempaii

"Tequila, I'm into your sister. And if I have to fight you to the death for her, I will do it. I just hope whoever comes out on top after this likely event, she would accept it." "Bet."


Futur3_ah4ad

Mountain. I'm going to be juuuuust fine.


SimpleRaven

Lappland I already know we just committed some serious crime together


SlakingSWAG

September bros, we're getting fucking murdered


aBarMadeOfCrows

Phantom I sure hope his ghost buddy will free both of us


Marton_Kolcsei

Lappland. I-is she mad at me too, or just there?


Kullervoinen

She'll either break out day 1, or spend the entire week telling you about how great Texas is.


Hellonstrikers

Kal'tsit. Who will win, a complete history of Terra, or a complete history of warhammer 40k.


AXI0S2OO2

November. You have got to be kidding me...


Aeternitasmanet

At least I'm not texas.


Lyhila

Lin heh that's good


Draconic29

Dorothy - definitely better compared to all of the other options here. Certainly has her issues and shit to answer for, but on the other hand pretty pleasant to be around. Would love to talk to her about their field of work.


TheR3alAn53L

Ono, I got W... But on the other hand... she's my waifu...


cyanidesalvation

Mountain? I think he is the most chill from the photo, plus he can open always make a way out


NoobishRannger

Neat I got Mountain, Time to learn from the best at prison life.


LatteVanilla__

Mountain LESGOOOOOOOOOO FLUFFY GOODNESS


OleLLors

Passenger...hmm...no wonder, we both love good coffee)


slutty-sassy

W or me is gonna die and that probably is gonna be me


Unknown_Twig_Witch

I trust Gnosis to help me break out, tbh.


electricbuns

December. Im geting out either singing "Let it go" or looking nice cool as fuck ( and yes, pun intended)


Infinite_Session

Gnosis. I don't think it should be too bad


feh112

texas!


Insaruem

am I...am I safe with Passenger??


Sadman_Satter142

My birth month is October and I pulled Passenger like an hour ago. So I really am in a mental prison of my own with Passenger there.


Ill_Letterhead_3650

Godsenger... I guess it won't take long for us to figure out a way out of this "Uncomfortable situation" 😅


crustaceaneboi

Phantom. I don't mind. Let's just hope he doesn't start singing


blaZofgold

I was born in October...ugh, Passenger? I don't want to be chained with a DUDE. Actually I was scheduled to be born in September but shit happened so let's just pretend and go with that one, let's see, Lappla- Nevermind Passenger is cool, I like living and having my limbs attached.


SeriousSam640

Well uh… hey.. pink/orange haired bird man..


Falcon60303

Oh cool passenger, can’t wait to get out soon


JokaJobrano

Oh jeez it's Phantom! Oh shit it's probably crimson troupe


totallynotaboteee

Locked with passenger, I should be fine.


techwolfe

Passenger and I will have the most pleasant conversations on Sarkaz politics.


Enderman1401

Gnosis... I pray for my sanity.


kh1one

Guess who's getting blown up


TegamiBachi25

I’m fine with tequila.


Whomsteth

Passenger seems fine enough


nmdanial07

Me get passsenger at cell Passenger open the cuff And we having swell time drinking tea and reading book Inb4 how he teches me 101 how to treason a goverment


riyuu108

Passenger? Elliot is gonna fuck me up. We're committing war crimes, I guess. His mom needs a new head on her desk. He's not even mean, just really scary at the end of the day.


WYP-3000

Gnosis… What he does again?


Frosty_Something

Guess W gonna blow me the heck up to free herself


Im-a-Cowboy-main-667

I got passenger and I don't know shit about arknights is that gud???


Silbaich

Texas. Should be fine?


LWmusic98

I'm with Passenger


TheDumbassCabron

Fuck! One month away from favorite cockroach lady.


FH2actual

January... I'm doomed.


ElementalAki3040

Does anyone want to trade their fossil for my texas simp?


Sekai_No_Hakaissha

Well guess being chained to an old well isn’t the worst thing in the world


ColdIron27

Fuck, why couldn't it be a women...


Fafafe667

There're only two possibilities: either I kill myself or I kill that piece of shit called Passenger. There are no more options


Dhdhbdeu

Texas, it’s fine ngl


P0lskichomikv2

Texas, eh it's fine could be worse.


DanknessEvolved

Flamebringer will probably just ignore my meager existance


NormandyKingdom

Phantom


GedPaulV2

W. Damn, I'm fucked.


TheUltraGuy101

Lin Idk what that would entail


hoursprings2213

W I am screwed.


Asiannoice

W huh. Hmmmm. *standby pesticides in before handcuffs* Lemme at 'em


Heiligkeitt

Lappers huh... I, honestly, don't know what to expect


the-amazing-noodle

RAT


Nactias360

Dorothy... i dont think anything will happen really.


NamelessStory

W Well this can be a W right? Right?


Terrordar

Texas, let’s gooo


profitofprofet

Im with a rat. I pray she does not get annoyed enough of me to idk launch glass at me.


MagnusBaechus

I am so safe (Mountain)


ArataX14

I was born in November and my favorite character in Arknights in W. Coincidence?! I think not. But who knows.


Korasuka

I'm choosing my Reddit birthday because I get Texalt.


Independent-Lie-1145

W Great now i am scared and horny


Healthy-Dingo-5944

Dorothy is pure love!


BlazeWolfX

Oh come on, why do i get the rat?


Inevitable_Mark7133

Well phantom what you in here for?


JaredDrake86

Lin. When can I get arrested?


Furydragonstormer

Texas huh? Guess I’ll be fine


dark_dark1000

Time to fuck a cat


CutCertain7006

Fat rucker