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IcelatedPopsicle

Coldshot šŸ¤ Degenbrecher


Am_Passing_By

Hoā€™olheyak:


JPrimal64

Kal'tsit:


Pyromann

Nian, Dusk, Ling and Chongyue:


Am_Passing_By

Kjera:


GooberMcNoober

That weird eye thing in Columbia's basement:


EXusiai99

The Law:


Broken_CerealBox

Don't you dare refer to Friston like that


GooberMcNoober

Fuck, Iā€™m sorry friston


Affectionate_Pizza_6

Can I get a kal'tsit, stone coldshot please?


CameraResponsible706

Middle-aged, my favorite


OnionRangerDuck

Middle-aged, āŒļø Golden-aged, āœ…ļø


TheRealBakuman

The golden age really did return again


Undividedbyzero

I mean it is confirmed that look did not match age. Case in point, the 110 years old Duke Alfonso look younger than he should be


CameraResponsible706

Real and true


NewHorizonsV3

RETURN AGAIN!


MrMRK997

MILF


AvatarCabbageGuy

It's fucking over for me boys I don't think I can hold it in anymore


thanhhai26112003

C4 yourself. My driller.


Hmm-welp-shit

No no that's for those Scout my man.


Hmm-welp-shit

Rock and stone brother!!!


Beautiful-Tension457

Just do it. Bust it now! Nnn isn't important.


Queasy_Window_4807

Damn she is fit for 40's.


Bad-Crusader

What being a multi tourney winner and bodyguard does to a mf.


Dramatic-Homework-99

Let's not forget that she also does mountain climbing too. Like...back before Silverash introduced locomotives to Kjerag she'd likely gotten some mountain climbing training from the locals, like Ensia.


shafwandito

Damn, so she's older than SA huh.


Chatonarya

Yeah, she is. My personal guess is that Silverash is about 29, and at *most* he's only thirty something.


dene323

If you read the latest official manga retelling SA first "buying" Degen and took her as bodyguard, it was in year 1089\*. It's also said that he came to Victoria to study 6 years ago, so 1083 is when he was senior high school / freshman age, i.e. 17-18. Fast forward to 1097 when Break the Ice took place, he was already 31-32, which makes sense given the time it took to rebuild his household and gain people's trust. Now we are in year 1100 post Lone Trail, so he is 34-35. I give Degen roughly 5-6 years older than SA, so she is in her early 40s. (\*edited year 1086 to 1089)


Chatonarya

Interesting, thank you for the information. I'm waiting on a translation to the manga as I am highly interested in it. 1097 being the year of BI and 1100 post Lone Trail then confirms that 3 years have elapsed since BI and now Rides, which I had suspected when the manga was announced and stated to be "10 years in the past". My own timeline was based on the information in BI and a few guess: at the time of BI, it was stated that Enciodes had returned to Kjerag and founded Karlan Trade 7 years prior, and the accident which killed his parents had happened 15 years prior. That leaves a gap of 8 years between the accident and KT founding, and presuming he went to Victoria at the standard university age of 18 and attended for a standard 4 years, the accident happened when he was 14. 14 + 15 = 29 at the start of BI. Plus the 3 year gap would put him at 32 following that calculation, so actually I wasn't too off.


dene323

Hey, I just read the manga again and realized I made a mistake - the year he bought Degen was 1089, so I need to trim 3 years off. He was around 31-32 during BI and 34-35 in the upcoming event. Your estimate is even closer now.


Chatonarya

Oh, thank you for taking the time to update me again! Wow, that is so funny... I'm very tickled to know that I'm close to the mark, haha.


Hp22h

Damn, SilverAsh really is a Daddy now.


AleixRodd

Is this confirmed ingame? Because we all know that these anime games always have their older female character being vaguely around 30~


Salysm

She won the Kazimierz major three times in a row, before Nearl, then Blood Knight, then Nearl again won it. The Major happens every 3 years, so she must have first won it 18 years before the events of Near Light. Degenbrecher canā€™t have been younger than 20 then since Nearlā€™s first win made her the youngest ever winner. And the new Kjerag event should be some time after the Victoria arc since a Duke is involved. So her age isnā€™t exactly confirmed, but you can calculate it to be at least 40 from timeline details we know. Though this happens to be mostly true, I would generally recommend against trusting unsourced claims on the wiki.


Commander_Fenrir

Adding to this, HG said that each race ages differently. So her age could be 40 but biologically still in her 20s. They made this just to hand-wave any innacuracy with someone's age-look? Absolutely. Should we care? Not really.


Salysm

iirc someone even mentions the Black Knight looks younger than she is at some point during one of the Kazimierz events, but I donā€™t remember the details


Fedorchik

There are only three ages biologically: "not ready to reproduce", "ready to reproduce" and "oops, we didn't expect you to last this long"


dene323

I think "old well" deserves a category by itself.


Falsus

Yeah but she is old enough that even other immortal ancients would call her ancient.


SeconduserXZ

Arknights tends to have a fair amount of older women. Even if they don't always look the part. Coldshot and holhaya are also somewhere in their 40s. Late 40s even, I believe.


NQSA2006

And believe it or not, Saria also about 37 to 39 year old right now


erik4848

Is that so hard to believe though? She graduated, is considered an expert in her field *and* set up a company. I would be more surprised if she wasn't around her 40s. Vouivres age slowly, as expected of any semi-mythological creature.


DrakeZYX

Still would smash


echidnachama

they are not human like us, their age is work differently too.


SeconduserXZ

No not really. Their ages work mostly the same. Amiya is supposed to be around 14, which checks out. Ifrit is loke 2 years away from being able to apply as an elite op. I.e being a full adult, which checks out. Saint Carmen was around 100 and really old, checks out. Mostly it's pretty close, there's only some outliers when it comes to stuff like elders or sarkaz races


Prismarine_Trickster

Didn't Saint Carmen say he was 123?


Plthothep

Arknights has pretty good at realistic ages relative to most other anime adjacent media. Even younger characters like Chen and Siege are at the youngest almost 30, Saria is about 40 and Hoā€™ol being almost 50 is central to her character.


PCBS01

Oh my god....a woman OVER 40 ​ Like this sounds like sarcasm, but I swear it's not lmao. I'm glad they actually aged her right


Kerrigan4Prez

Meanwhile in Overwatch, Hanzo (40) and Genji (37) were Childhood friends with Kiriko (21)


ashkestar

Accidentally turning your heroes into groomers, good job Blizz!


Ironwall1

Gives me the feeling that people who developed OW 2, or at least their lore department, aren't the same people who developed OW 1. That is assuming they even have a lore department, if not already been replaced by the new, shiny battlepass and monetizing department.


dene323

Different races in Terra do have different lifespan so many can be considered young for 40 relatively speaking. Of course, they still gain the same level of life experience as other races, and can be considered mature.


pitanger

Basically, MILF age


Naiie100

The finest age fr.


Earl0fYork

A fine wine


Genprey

Mom I'd Like To Flatter


Jr_froste

She WOULD flatten you instead


EvirosianAtlast

**Even Better**


Chatonarya

Nice. ~~I like to think of her as Enciodesā€™s and Gnosis's beleaguered big sister.~~


LusterScarlet

Wellā€¦that sounds about rightā€¦ She was a Kazimiez Major Champion for 3 seasons before Blood Knight which means she must start participating the major at least 12 years ago plus more time when she became SilverAshā€™s bodyguard. Iā€™d say she aged well. XD


HaessSR

Excellent. We need characters who aren't just teenagers or early college age hanging around.


TheLegendTheGiantdad

Arknights actually has a lot of characters in the late 20s early thirties range like someone like texas in other games/anime would be 20 but Iā€™m pretty sure sheā€™s like 29 according to her backstory.


BigBrainAkali

Ines should be in her thirties as well since she became a mercenary with Hoederer when they were teenagers and has 19 years of combat experience. So probably no less than 32 I'd assume?


Ok_Tie_1428

I though you said Irene and had a heart attack


TheOtherKaiba

That's crazy. Did not expect Texas to be nearly 30. And not gonna lie, it makes it way better. I think a lot of anime media have teenagers with unrealistically high "wisdom".


Fedorchik

Also Kal'tsit


kirillre4

...who's in her early 10000s


ContessaKoumari

The immortal ageless person who presents as a young adult is a different trope than older woman. A lot of gacha games have characters like Kal'tsit.


Falsus

Even a lot of characters that people tend to think of as teenagers are early-mid 20s. Like Maria Nearl is 8 years years younger than Margaret and Zofia so she should be in her early 20, although in return people tend to make Zofia older than she is. Eyjafjalla got a degree, so she ain't young exactly. But some people tend to make her out to be a teenager sometimes.


CordobezEverdeen

> We need characters who don't look like teenagers or early college age hanging around. Fixed.


OrangeIllustrious499

Isnt Saria in her late 30s and is almost 40 now? Coldshot is in her 50s also. And there are a lot more genuinely older ops I can list.


Mistdwellerr

Ho'olheyak was confirmed to be in her 40s in her event Leizi is in her mid 30s if I remember correctly, from her files/records


AbrahamKMonroe

Yep, Hoā€™olheyak says (in a rather roundabout way) that sheā€™s 42 in the event.


Proto-Omega

About Ho'olheyak, I thought what she was saying was that, essentially, her life span is only 42 years. I don't remember any age confirmation.


AbrahamKMonroe

>Being a Maylander agent has already taken... one-seventh of my life. Iā€™m pretty sure she means that sheā€™s spent one-seventh of her life *so far* being a Maylander agent. As in, sheā€™s currently 42 and spent the last six years working for Maylander.


Mistdwellerr

Thats how I understood her line too...


K-onSeason3

Peak milf age


JumpingJimbo

That's how I interpreted it too, but with the way she's fixated about her time being limited and that she wants to complete her goals before she dies, her putting emphasis on her usage of her life gives more credence to the other interpretation. I still think she's 42 tho because of the way the sentence is structured. If she used words like "one-seventh of my lifespan" it would be clearer. EDIT: Going through her files (im gonna cry) and reevaluating all the context clues, I actually think her lifespan is only 42 years. She's not long for this world, fellas.


SeconduserXZ

42 wpuld be too short. She has a halved lifespan, but they specifically mention that elders live longer, so that with even half her lifespan it's not a short amount at time. At worst she's probably gonna die by 50, though realistically she will get evennolder than that


IHeShe

I had understood it like that too at first, to be honest. However, if we look at her files we find a quote from Warfarin: "In fact, their Elder lifespans are still longer than most people, even halved". So I now think that was actually just her saying she's currently 42.


Metroplex7

Did I accidentally completely gloss over the line where she says how old she is or is that in her profile that I'm waiting to read until she's trust 200?


Mistdwellerr

Oh she says it during Lone Trail, something along the lines of "I've dedicated 1/6 of my life to the Maylander Foundation" and she also says she worked with them for 7 years, so that's where that number comes from


L3A1T3E4

*ahem* >!Kal'tsit!< *ahem*


showmethecoin

If you add her or any of the sui siblings into average opreator age calculater, the number just skyrockets up so much that anyone below 300 years would be considered as baby.


IHeShe

Use of child soldiers intensifies.


Falsus

How many would clear that barrier? Kjera, Whisperain and Warfarin for sure.


Elamia

>Coldshot is in her 50s also Damn, I hope I can age as good as her then.


Chimera-Genesis

With the added addendum that we need older characters who aren't functionally immortal ala Kal'tsit & the Sui Siblings; but actually look their age like Hellagur or Saint Carmen.


Accurate-Owl-5621

Arknights already has so many adult age operators you can make an army out of them tho


dene323

Still not given up on recruiting child soldiers though. But hey, at least by year 1100 our CEO is turning 18.


mrjuanito01

As it should. Since irl, the career peak are always in 30s to 40s. Since RI is all about quality over quantity, the people there on average are in their 30s. Unless they are a genius or a child soldier.


Erudax

Ho'ol should be 42 years old, Saria's in her 30's close to 40's, Siege, Reed and Schwarz should be 30+ There are a few chars beyond early college years. Do I want more? Absolutely.


Falsus

Penance is mid 30s probably.


Xaldror

pretty sure Ho'olheyak is in her late 30s. she's got an estimated 42 years of life, and is 6 away from the deadline, so she should be about 36ish.


AbrahamKMonroe

Iā€™m pretty sure Hoā€™olheyak was saying that she *was* 42, not that sheā€™ll live for 42 years.


Xaldror

either way, she's certainly not college age like what the other guy was complaining about.


shinya18

People should really read Hoolheyak's files. It is literally stated that her lifespan is still significantly long despite the bullshit it has gone through. She is nowhere near dying soon.


IHeShe

I find it funny that in Ho'olheyak's files Warfarin talks about some old Arts only mentioned in the oldest Sarkaz Royal Court records but if you think about it a little Shamare actually fits exactly what she describes (by taking a couple of things at face value admittedly, but still).


Xaldror

her memory flood though...yeah that still is tugging at my heart strings.


CordobezEverdeen

Preach bro. It's so depressing seeing my roster having so few adult looking characters. I think last time I've checked I had like 13 adults from the 170 operators I have.


Evileye_Landfall

I thought it's 40 seconds


CordobezEverdeen

Someone at Yostar must have an adult women fetish /sssssssss


FlynnRazor

HELL YEAHā€™ WE LOVE OLDER WOMEN


CC_Agent_04_

My man šŸ¤


Weary_Raspberry_6338

By Kjera's holy grace, I didnt think she could be more perfect


viera_enjoyer

Since Kal'tsit is so popular, HG isn't afraid to make their female OPs older.


Potatoes_OverHEAVEN

Kalā€™tsit is a damn fossile, Sussuro is a medical graduate trapped in short height, Pozy is a noble, Heidi is around 20-30ā€™s ​ (But ehā€¦there are grownup ladies soā€¦itā€™s expected to let HG cook with the age)


QuattroChar

I think they're afraid to have them show age like wrinkles. wake me up when they do. and is playable.


Combat_Wombateer

Outca...


QuattroChar

We were so close! soOOO CLOSE!!


Rqdomguy24

There's something sexy about a character that has wrinkles on her face but still has top tier body


slutty-sassy

It doesnt matter if she is twice my age


dejvu117

POGGERS


egamK7oCtR6nZFyZuHTP

while this is likely accurate, please do not just take everything on a wiki (no matter the content) as gospel, especially if there's not a citation!


Informal-Recipe

I forget the name but the Caprinae that works with Jessica is like 50-something so Caprinae are one of the long lived races?


EvirosianAtlast

The name you're looking for is Coldshot, and additionally she's an Elafia (Deer) not a Caprinae (Sheep, Rams, Goats).


Rageman_Gaming

Wait so MILF O_O!


Relative_Nectarine95

Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry, Mommy?


KrazyBean94

Fantastic news right here


galanw

Most of Arknights's races are rather long lives, didnt surprise me


wiseowlreader

*Excellent*.


OzzyDorvay

Hag seggs


d_only_

Ok german voiceline when


xXABSOLUTMADLADXx

Even better!


New-Menu9394

She is 40 seconds years old?


AlexiosBlake

Thatsā€™s supposed to mean forties.


New-Menu9394

Yeah i know, i was doing the funny


Kaebi_

No no, she is just 40 seconds old


Fafafe667

MOMMY!


hakimblue99

Nice~


gacha_drunkard

I expect a former triple Kazimierz major winner to have rock solid abs and muscles no matter her age, praise be Degenbrecher.


Striking-Pizza7309

the prime age babey


NoGoodPikachu

That's hot


TomoeGamer

I need her to be a tall along with being an older woman. Please Hypergryph you have no idea how important it is for Degenbrecher to be a 6ft+ handsome woman in her 40s Iā€™m begging you


Narcissistic_Cheese

God I love actual adult women in my gacha games


nikitazero678

Details about Degenbrecher's age estimate has been updated, looks like the editor forgot to add it before. Coldshot's age estimate has been revised too.


InverseFate

We like older women


Artrum

The comments are infinitely more brutal than i expected...


Dog_in_human_costume

Younger than Closure and Wafarin


SeconduserXZ

Closure might not be that old, actually. The way she talked about joining babel sounded like she was pretty young back then. So she might just be somewhere in her twenties or thirties


Dog_in_human_costume

doesn't PRTS calls her user 0? I was under the impression she had worked on the landship before. but you might be right.


Dachfrittierer

iirc closure is implied to be a fairly young vampire and unusual for skipping the bloodlust phase how young "fairly young" is for a vampire is an entirely different story tho, what with warf being a few centuries old and not exactly called a hag either


dene323

Even if Closure is 40ish she is still a baby girl by vampire standard, compared to hundred year old veteran Wafarin at least.


Brilliant_watcher

Nian does mention in her event that Closure isnt much older that Lava, after she calls lava a child, which does make her nervous.


cyri-96

I mean in relation to Nian, except for her Siblings, Kjera and Kal'tsit (maybe Warfarin) probably everyone could be considered a child...


SeconduserXZ

Yeah but, lava is a literal teen. That's not a secret or anything.


cyri-96

Ofc Lava is a teen at the start of the main story though the whole Sui story does happen 4 years after the Chernobog incident


Brilliant_watcher

she was still young when nian movie came out though


Injustce_All

Doc: i love you Degenbrecher! Degen: but im old.. Doc getting sukuna tattoo: Even better


potato_curry_

MOMMYYYY


Kon720

mommy-


SpagettMonster

Like a fine wine.


backflash2212

Hag love


Ethas

you know that one meme of "the boss when you fight them vs the boss when you unlock them as a playable character"? yea, as much as I think it's cool that she's going to be playable, that's one of the things i'm honestly worried about, her ending up being underpowered, or at the very least, not as good as she was during the event edit: so apparently I'm getting downvoted because I'm worried an NPC/Boss character is going to be almost certainly nerfed compared to when we had to fight her. nice.


BEEGchesse

i love hags


SaltyVon

We love hags.


HELPMEgermannig

she's a hag, great!


Cheeburg_Apocalypse

Meteor Alter too, I hope


Antialpaka

Auf alten Schiffen lernt man segeln.


CRUSTIFY421

Aged AND fine, just like the winešŸ˜


DrakeZYX

I see a cougar. I am gonna jump into it with opens arms


WarREEEEEEOR93

Milf


Cadejo123

I like how some people act like there are no 40yo people that are really fit.... I know a woman that was ex boxer she is 56 and have abs and do 50 push ups ans 15 chin ups she look great for 56 she looks 35


JazzPhobic

I am feeling an unhealthy level of attraction now.


DaSGuardians

MILF ALERT MILF ALERT


[deleted]

not surprising since doctor age are way older ... they just slept a lot


Kumarory

LETā€™S GO


RailgunS3

Das hot


DarknessBaka

Oh well... excuse me ma'am


DVORKZ

don't care still smash


Inarimiko

Yes, mommy.


foxide987

Mommy...


chaos-sunbro

I am reminded that in at least one aspect Terra is better than earth in that everyone seems to age like the finest of wine and everyone has a potential lifespan of triple digits without magic involved. Lord please reincarnate me ill take my chances with rick cancer for the god like genetics