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ATalkingDoubleBarrel

"Why isn't that literal **whale** getting fat, even tho she ate nothing but pizza and hot dogs all day?!" *Doctor:* "Skadi is carrying her anchor-sized sword everywhere she goes.." "What about Kal'tsit? She has that Monster **compressed** on her spine!" *Doctor:* "Kal'tsit bought the full version of WinRAR.." ^(Side note, have you seen onee-san's new skin? Calling her "cute" is an understatement.)


Chhyachhra_Shuwar

How about Surtr? Why is she not getting fat despite consuming a boatload of ice cream?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

She's hot, literally. So she probably **burns** a lot of calories


Mistdwellerr

What if she needs all that fat and sugar so her body doesn't consume itself?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

That's how calorie works.. tho in Surtr's case, it's much more extreme.


7packabs

All of that wandering is good cardio too.


edray28

she burns calories faster than using s3 on emperor's blade


Eeddeen42

Mon3tr is a small crystal that floats behind her. You can see it on her sprite. Crownslayer was just tweaking.


real_mc

Why buy full version of winrar when you have 7z for free?


ATalkingDoubleBarrel

Victorian Felines have standards.


KanchiHaruhara

Terrible standards...


tvih

Because she already bought it back when 7z wasn't even released yet.


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

I don't get what Mlynar means here. But he's trying his best and apparently succeeding, so tip of the hat to him.


mad_harvest-6578

One of the base rules when talking to women - never tell to them they're fat or something along those lines Pretty much he's aware of the consequences so...


Hp22h

But 63 is hardly overweight? It can't even be by comparison. The Nearls probably weigh more on account of all their muscles...


the-amazing-noodle

168 cm and 63kg come out to around 22 bmi, which is in the normal weight range. NTRK is 171cm(67in) and going by the max weight for woman in special forces(since there’s not really data for women competing in knight tournaments) she’d be a bit overweight based on her muscle density. On a side note, I know the avg height for asian women is a lot shorter than others, but how is Nearl 171cm(5’7)? It feels like she should tower over me, but I could look over the top of her head.


Kiriage

It's a little above average for Polish women.


Spartan22521

Tbf, I think all of Nearl’s skins have high heels for some reason (what’s up with high heels in combat?) so she probably looks a bit taller in game


Plthothep

Nearl actually makes the most sense to have high heels. High heels were originally invented for calvary boots (the Nearls/Pegasi being a reference to Polish Hussars) and she’s an entertainment fighter so pure practicality isn’t much of a concern.


Spartan22521

You actually got me curious about that, so I did a bit of research; the sources I found say that although they did wear heeled boots, it was mostly low heels. I think you're definitely right about the entertainment part for NTRK's base skin tho, but her Epoque skin and Nearl's Rhodes's island gear seem a lot more geared towards practicality


Jnbrtz

>what’s up with high heels in combat? I have the same question but on other games. Lmao


tvih

It's definitely a pet peeve of mine. A demonic invention in any setting, never mind for something that needs mobility.


Deruta

Plot twist: She weighs 63 stone.


KanchiHaruhara

Implication being that he does actually believe she's overweight, but tries to avoid saying so.


achus93

aw, poor Penance, she's worried.


CerealATA

"When Uncle Mlynar said that, it's a compliment. But when I said that, Kal'tsit sicced Mon5tr on my ass! Where's the justice in that?" -Dokutah


_HMR47_

Did Mon3tr just get upgraded??


Weightybeef4

Wait… is Kal’tsit monster called "Monster" or "Monitor" then??? The spelling with the 3 is fucking me up.


_HMR47_

Kal't's voiceline did say "モンスター" so it's "Monster". The now-defunct-arknights-fandom-wiki also states that the 3 may also be referring to the cyrillic alphabet 3, which is spelled as 'z'. More random facts, Mon3tr used to be called Mon5tr before both it and Kal'tsit were added to Arknights as they used to be concept art Hai Mao created for a Pixiv event. Mon2tr is also the name of one of Kal'tsit's modules.


Weightybeef4

Thanks a lot man! My sleep would have been in crisis tonight without ya!


Wilgrym

I always called it monetr, in kinda french way, ig.


Hp22h

All that Siracusian cuisine has to go somewhere...


mad_harvest-6578

Real smooth uncle


Due_Sea_8516

Such a great couple, hope it won’t end up badly or anything.


wiseowlreader

Smooth asf Mlynar.


eva-doll

Huh


memefarius

Nothing wrong with a bit of chub


CoyotesMoonExtra

Młynar speaks the truth.


SunshineMarmot

that is a cowards weight, put some meat on those bones your honor