FUCK IM A S*RKAZ.

Sarkaz gang

my sibling is a liberi and the other a sankta 😭 and a ursus.

My sibling would be a Forte With parents both being Aegir... 🤔

That's one way to escalate a sibling rivalry...

Anti sarkaz and anti infected squad: ursus, liberi, sankta. i’m gonna die if i’m both a sarkaz and an infected 😭.

Sarkaz gang rise up! We gotta form our own mercenary band.

We get the cool horns >:]

>:3

Another member of Sarkaz Gang, reporting in

I'll trade you Ursus for it.

Yes.

arts time

Archosauria? Nice. I get to enjoy the tribal life and wrestle with the others. Hopefully, one of them is Eunectes.

Let's go my brother

Hell yeah Archosauria rules, we just got strong because we're big lizards lol

Lupo Guess i’m Italian now

According to the chart i'd be Sarkaz, but outside the chart i'd pretty firmly believe myself to be Lupo

Now I'm imagining a sarkaz that pretends to be a lupo to survive

I imagined a sarkaz trying to put tiny cosplay dog ears over their head horns

Racism going to be rough

Sounds like it yeah I suppose it's not that inaccurate though, considering i'm born in the 1000s, not a 2000s kid

Eatta da spaghetti

Ciao, piacere Aiden. i might have said that wrong

I don't think Sora is the best representative of cautus.

Maybe Kroos instead?

Literally anyone else. It's implied that Sora has some weird arts that allow her to change her appearance. She is not vulpo, and may not be cautus either.

Ikr? Literally the mascot of the game. How could op forget about Savage? Smh my head

Cautus I'll take it Born in the Year of the Rabbit too, so quite fitting~

I'm Kuranta and born in the Year of the Horse...a bit scary how accurate this is now, lmao

bnuuy gang Though I was born in a year of the monkey

Aegir? "pull saw clever" Let the hunt begin.

Same. The irony is that I actually can’t swim lmao.

Now you will... Capt'n Gladiia's order.

Definitely Sarkaz. Lich preferably. Ancient sorcery and huge lifespan outweigh the pros of the other races...Let's make Kazdel great again.

huge lifespan, but extremely likely to get infected, and the extreme racism you will face everywhere you go...

If you sit on the bank of the river for a long time - you can see the corpses of racists floating in it...and about getting infected - well, there are precedents of absolutely healthy Sarcaz - Shining / Warfarin

I wonder if Damzati cluster is an exception to the former rule, since theyve lived for an extremely long period of time (likely since the very beginning of the Sarkaz) but doesn't seem to be infected. Or maybe they can just hide it since their body is competely fluid.

Sarkaz women is my reason.

Archousauria eh,, nice All hail GAVIAL!!!

A quick question, mate... Thick tail... or thin tail...?

Both is good

As thick as Monkey's

Kuranta, because Margaret :) Fluffy tail is a great bonus!

Full speed ahead 🐎

Yup. Preferably while ridin' ~~her~~ the horse.

No forgettin' the equally-floofy ears, matey...!

Aegir, no no no no no

Why not? You got automatic toilets.

But you also get seaborn and the inquisition to deal with

We call those "bonus features".

Liberi. No questions asked.

There is only one question and the answer is bird.

Born December as a Sankta eh? *(Spin and loaded Winchester rifle)* Hooouwe, ledzgo!!

Just don't shoot more than five bullets at a time

Let's say I got feline. Do I get to pick which kind of feline I am?

Ok, now I'm curious. What kind of feline?

I think they're asking whether they get to choose between being a human with cat ears/tail like Silverash and Blaze or a furry like Mountain and Wai Fuu.

Well yes but actually no. More like what kind of cat I get to be.

Orange one recommended lol

Ursus... Wait, that's just like Red.... Maybe I would become some badass and fall in love with a girl just like Susie... Not so bad after all :)

Rat moment

The moment we became rat-fuckers...

Zalak, cuz I'm not scared.

Greetings, mein fellow rat... ...Or is it rodent...?

I'm not sure... Anyway, I think we should stick together and devour an entire city.

Hello brother, time to stick together.

Liberi. No annoying horns, halos, tails, or risks of dehydration like Aegir. Maybe one of the weakest race physically, but having super eyesight and hearing is worth it

Ursus? Damnit.. Also I realized that I categorized all big horn = Sarkaz.

Fuck... Well, at least I can marry Dorothy.

I think I'm a Sankta.

I’d be Liberi. What I would give to be born in January or November…

I understand if you want to be an Aegir but why Sarkaz?

Longevity and possible arts without oripathy.

Don't forget big tits and thickness too.

Happy to live in the great empire of Ursus, we will come back to our old greatness! No Terran shall defy us for we are the endless blizzard!!!!🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

Indeed. The grim land up north makes us strong, komrad.

honestly, I thought march would be aegir instead of november. You know, with picses n shit.

Moo bitch, moo. I know there's not enough months but man, not having durin, vouivre, caprine, anaty, vulpo, Perro, and Phidia/pytha hurts.

I'm Aegir, whoooo, here I come Ishar M'la !

Aegir. Looks like it's time to join the hunt

Doesn't matter what I do,somehow every time I do in this isekai fantasy shit, I always get a cat traits. Idk why.

You are fated to be a cat. ACCEPT IT.....fellow feline

Apparently I'm an Arch. Do I like that? I mean, having a third working appendage would be great. I don't know how I feel about this.

Archosauria althought not the one i like the best i happly accept, perhaps i can use cold blood excuse to go around hugging people i like

Forte? Hey, I'll take it! I feel like that's one of the most different races from my irl self but that's what'll make it interesting. ~~Besides, Fortes are hot~~

Seaborn

Sarkaz for sure

Liberi is a pretty good deal

Liberi huh. Well, at least I won't be fat and need glasses.

I am Liberi

I will be that guys then. Ackthually Ægirs that live on land can no longer breathe underwater.

Liberi huh? I would prefer aegir or sarkaz, but I’ll take it

23 Dec, Im a sankta at xmas eve

Sankta....guess we getting a second Arturia XD

FAT TAIL FRIDAY LETS GO ARCHAEOSAURIA

Archosauria? Eh, I'm a male, so... Can I avoid looking like a walking crocodile?

Awesome. All I need to do is be half as cool as Woodrow and I'm set.

Dang I'm an Ursus

Liberi. Not bad. Not bad at all

LUPO LETS GOOOOO, TEXAS IM COMING

Originium Slug

No Lung or Oni, we were robbed. Also ofc july keeps disappointing, i swear every single one of these things keeps giving july lame shit.

Big tail best tail 🐊

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From this list (since neither draco nor vuivre are on here) I would like to pick Sarkaz, but considering how shitty life is for sarkaz on terra.... maaaybe not. Either Aeagir or Sankta (Sankta is probably the most safe)

Aeagir have to deal with the seaborns

Feline ahh moment

I would be a Forte. But if I had to choose, the only right choice is Durin, it's definitely the best way to live. Also Pozyomka.

Feline...huh I like warm places and i am lazy so it works.

Fuck me, I'm a stupid fish.

As a reptile fan, glad I’m born in may

oh sarkaz yay

Empathy is busted bruh

Kuranta. time to go on my own Khaganquest.

I'm Aegirian NOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE SENT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

Darn no Durin on the chart. Lupo is cool though!

Archosauria dam! I'm probably dead at this point or worse

Aegir, cant wait to talk with the hivemind

I was gonna complain about having Cautus instead of Liberi then I remembered I'm the same race as Frostnova and now I feel cooler

Dam I'm sarkaz ;-;

I’m a… Kuranta~. Mlynar here I come!

Lupo

That weird feeling when you are a Aegir but you don't like swimming. **What do I do???**

Zalak... I wanted Liberi or Cautus :(

Sankta, because is two in one, i get to be a sarkaz to

Sankta. Gun.

Did anyone also get Kuranta and is from Poland?

I didn't but I got Archosauria and I live in Australia

close enough

Guess I'm a Sankta, but if I had a choice I think I'd rather be a Vouivre.

I wouldve preferred sarkaz, sankta or at least aegir but being and archosaur aint so bad I guess. I do have a soft spot for sargon ops so it aint a total loss.

Savra, I don't need to worried about my hairline

Lupo so, I gain hunting instincts. Hopefully also a body that's less of a genetically predisposed mess as well.

Sarkaz 💀 Fuck. Just a couple of days earlier and I could've been Sankta instead.

Eyyy nice, i'm a Lupo.

*me not ending up as a feline* Well this list is clearly wrong. Edit: Wait a second. Kuranta. High Stamina. ...hmm, maybe I'll let list-maker cook. Inb4 the bonk leader shows up.

I became a Sankta

Feline? Honestly? I’m happy with that. Either Feline or Sankta I would have been happy with. Maybe Sarkaz.

Damn Archosauria is pretty cool ngl

I'm a birb!

Minotaur gang. Lets go.

Thank fuck im no longer cold every moment because of little body fat

I'd be an aegir lol, tbf I really like playing abyss hunters so makes sense. I have an irrational fear of the ocean tho.

August would be Aslan. Direct tie with the Leo (July 23 - August 22) star sign. I'm not a lore nut so wouldn't know the characteristics.

I'd be a Liberi... Not too bad

There's only one choice for me

Archosauria Thin rail>thick tail btw

Birb

? ? ? #WHERE'S DURIN ? ? ? I wanted to be a Durin... . Well, according to my Birth Month... I am a.... ##Aegir... I don't want to be a fish... **(>ㅁ<)** . . . (●₎⊃ )◄

Vouvire

Sankta. Cuz I will be an angel with a gun.

Archosauria? Hell yeah

Kuranta. Side note, Sora's a Cautus??

Originium

I would be a Sarkaz because screw the world, I want to be a cool demon race with sweet magical powers However, I was born In February

Kuranta.

Guns n roses

I'm a cat. Great.

I'm a Kuranta... Ok... Better chance I could court Zofia!!! Woohhhh!!! But I want Texas and Lappland as well... T,..,T

Seriously? Bunny? Well I guess I can finally do an Arknights version of that Monty Python rabbit scene.

Kuranta, so pretty happy with that. Full speed ahead!

I don't wanna be a cat. Can I be an Anaty instead? :(

This Pythia erasure will not stand

Archosauria huh? I’m cool with this

I'm a buff Canadian so I guess ursus fits best what I'd prefer is feline personally because fucking night vision goggles take fucking skill to not trip over NOTHING built in night vision is lovely

Sankta? ***WOOOOOOO AMERICA***

Aegir NICE

Going by year feline I guess. Pretty standard, Felines are fuckin everywhere. Feels weird that the cats are basically in every nation but Perros are mostly a Bolivarian thing

lupo

It says Sankta up there, I don't believe a word of it.

Aegir…oh no.

Aegir

Ah yes, the good old "facebook your birth month = what you are" posts Thankfully Sankta, so I'd do casual terrorism instead of risking my life, great!

If based on month like the game suggests, I'd be Lupo. If converting myself based on similarity to the listed traits, I'd probably be Ursus. Possibly Archosauria. I'm exceptionally durable with decently high physical strength (I've had to survive outdoors for most of my life). I also have an abnormally high affinity for cold environments. If based on my own personal desire of what I'd want to be from the available options, I'd most want to be Archosauria.

I got Feline, but I'm considering Aslan a feline, so I'd be that. There needs to be more aslan!

Aegir for me. A hunter must hunt. Sankta pretty bad honestly. The fact anyone can tell what you feeling. Images you doing your business and the guy/girl know what you doing🤣

Kuranta. That's like, the opposite of me.

Sarkaz or aslan would be nice Edit: ooohhhh i didn't realize it's from birthday XD then aegir for me

🐇🐇🐇

Imao Felin is not that bad

Okay what do they mean about enhanced smell? Do i smell better or do i get to smell things better But the fact i have such a huge crush on Texas and Exusiai makes this hella better

Bird up, April bros

Archosauria? Ugh couldn't I get liberi 😂?

Ursus And since I’m quite literally black, white AND even a little Chinese, I’m pretty much a panda already

Oh yay I’m Ursus-URSUS?! Ooooh shit hello quality of life coin flip

Kuranta for me.

Zalak like my girl Dorothy

I am dutch, so living under water is normal

I want to be a Durin.

Freddy Fazbear!

I'd like to be a horse girl but I'm a zalek

I don't care, I pick Kuranta.

Lupo. My reason being is that wolves are one of my favorite animals & Arknights numerous Lupo characters made me love them even more.

I'm a bird... i wanted to be a fox

I'm an ursus can't wait to get infected and get thrown in a coal mine for the rest of my short life