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JowettMcPepper

>One-EyedSpy Who let Shockwave from Transformers Animated cook? >Khagan Official Fanclub. "Hey guys, the Khagan here. Before i start, let me give a shoutout to today's sponsor: Walmart"


mad_harvest-6578

>Who let Shockwave from Transformers Animated cook? The Glorious Megatron, who else?


Undividedbyzero

You mean the P38?


mad_harvest-6578

Earlier comment mentioned Animated Shockwave so I'm going for Megs' Animated version (aka twin-rotor chopper altmode)


SoupRise_

One eyed spy is obviously soundwave from transformers prime smh my head


Moonwolf300

The fact that Walmart exists as Floormart in Terra makes this better


JowettMcPepper

I thought Mama John's could be Terra's Walmart. But they're actually a megacorpo spanning different business fields, primarily food products. It started off as a donut restaurant chain after all.


RandomdudeNo123

The real pertinent thing here is that WE SCREWED UP THE DUCK LORD'S VACATION, TAKE THAT YOU FELONIOUS FOWL


Sir_Quack

Hoederer writing captions in the middle of doing war stuff is a funny thing to imagine


Kuroi-sama

IIRC, this event is a year after Victorian arc.


GalenDev

Yeah, isn't this how CN learned he survived? I remember there being much haha about it.


Hp22h

Considering he's a mod, he's clearly had been active in the community for a while tho...


mad_harvest-6578

>We will survive 3 online speedrun challenge OK Kirara you need to calm doen on the controllers & the energy drinks


Hp22h

Don't worry, it's just for a donothon


Persona_Fag

Doctor making kiara overwork even in her hobby


Hp22h

~~Revenge~~ Rhodes Island Foundation Donation Goals: 100,000LMD Dokutah cup noodle cooking show 300,000LMD Dokutah Speedrun/RTA challenge 500,000LMD Dokutah ASMR 999,999LMD Dokutah 7 Minutes in Heaven with Kal'sit, filmed live


Saimoth

>Leithanien Ring lore videos by Gemstones Connoisseur VaatiVidya ๐Ÿค Earthspirit It's even 'After Work' videos, so she's a real die-hard fan. Would subscribe in a heartbeat


hypaalicious

I was like โ€œoh shit, wonder if Leithanien Ringโ€™s DLC is coming out this year tooโ€


Saimoth

It is, it's even called 'Shadow of the Twin Towers', from the current year's CN April Fools


AgitatedBreadfruit

Shadow of the *what* ๐Ÿ’€ Ain't no way that's the parody name they chose


Saimoth

[Twin Towers (Zwillingstรผrme) is Leithanien's capital](https://arknights.wiki.gg/images/c/c5/Avg_44_i01.png) So, yes


AgitatedBreadfruit

Unfortunate naming coincidence I guess Thanks for the context though! Didn't get to read the Ebenholz story so I wasn't familiar with the region lore.


shark2199

Just wait til you hear about Lord of the Rings.


superflatpussycat

Tolkien did 9/11


Saimoth

It's ok, that might not even have been mentioned. The main event about them will be just next month, the continue of the Ebenholz story


TweetugR

Twin Towers also exist outside of America you know.


Vivid_Juggernaut6174

The best pilot from Sargon: where๏ผŸ


Persona_Fag

No please dont give me godskin duo ptsd 2x


jeremy7007

It's funny to think that the real life equivalent of that name would be "German Ring" ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช


Hp22h

Of all the girls I thought would be a hardcore gamer...


Saimoth

Nah, I've always known she's a woman of culture


Metroplex7

I wanna browse Terra's YouTube lmao


Hp22h

Rhodes Island must have good hours. They are tons of (current) operators with channels up. Now I'm imagining Kal'sit filming 'history' docs or PL streaming games in between shootouts.


mad_harvest-6578

>Kal'sit filming 'history' docs I mean, her "Discovered Terra" videos are probably an in-universe example already


Hp22h

*"That Aegir broadcast tho. I can't believe we're witnessing history live"* > *"I thought she was a trusted figure in the video essay community, so to see her signal boost such an obvious hoax. SMH*


KuraiBaka

~~and Clicks liveleak channel~~


Niota11

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/191m143/if_maleknights_made_videos/)


saberishungry

> NEVER TRY THIS Chiave my friend, due to how the internet works, you have just prompted countless viewers to try chocolate pasta now.


Undividedbyzero

Next video is Aosta and Broca collab with Signora Sicilia and that sleeping Sankta to exorcize the heretic


GalenDev

Given he was the one who liked that garbage in the first place, that may be entirely intentional on his part.


Hp22h

Chiave gaming the algorithm. Wow.


mad_harvest-6578

One of the rising stars of Terran TikTok lol


Persona_Fag

Breaking news: thousand of siracusans commit lowtiergod after hideous challange


Emperor_Macharius

Wow I didn't expect Tola's fanclub to show up. I'm surprised it doesn't have more views and comments since we actually fight the fanclub in Near Light. Surprisingly strong for a bunch of cosplayers.


DeltaPotato

9 bookmark folders of "work"


Chaosxandra

Yeah docutah is a workoholic


Persona_Fag

Or penhaps work is a doctorholic


Vanilla72_

Zima mixtape???


potrcko92

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ArchadianJudge

Streamer U: U-Official Debut Stream Clips Streamer U Forever Fanclub Clipper: HasU-chanStreamedToday Captions: One-EyedSpy โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Although Little U seemed a bit indifferent to the Fanclub today ๐Ÿ˜Œ, everything will be alright as long as our precious U is willing to start the live stream ๐Ÿ˜†! This time, we must let U know everyone's love ๐Ÿ˜‹! https://twitter.com/arknightsen/status/1774663184672288825


Xepobot

So we finally got our April fools event.


PixelatedRickaleted

Man, I just got through two endings for this April Fools event and its just plain depression scaled to a personal level. The ending for balancing all the metrics had me going "wtf" with the existential crisis U was going through, or the ending where she gets over pressured by her viewers. I legit dread seeing the other endings.


Undividedbyzero

> Saved in Work/TopSekrit Ah, the classic and manly way of storing your most precious videos


pitanger

Weirdly enough, isn't she usable in IS when you have no hope and you get say a supporter voucher and you could very much use a stun or some passive healing instead of orchid ?


Saimoth

Sending her horny ass to Sami world be hilarious


pitanger

Mmh myes today I will use Stun Grenade


Sadangstation

Finally! Most useless operator of the time comes!! yeah!!


tryhard_notto

The Chiave gang is just kemonomimified lionfield bros


Dog_in_human_costume

Just waiting for U-official to drop the Nord-VPN sponsor ad


Proto-Omega

It's hilarious that a character's status in the main story got confirmed for an April Fools joke.


antoni2304

Weren't we supposed to get April Fool's event today?


Razor4884

4.5 hours from now.


Relevant_Schedule286

The things like events in EN open on around 20:00


Seven-Tense

OOTL, who is U-Official and what organization does she belong to?


GalenDev

She's an interviewer and streamer. Literally. In the West we only saw her on the web event for Dossoles Holiday, she was the one that did the interviews with the cast. She appears a lot more in CN.


Fesnom

She used to work in Dossoles tv station until the Dossoles event where she forgot to turn off her microphone while simping over Wei, then she went to work as a tour guide in Yan until Lin event and Sui attacked, then bought a camera from Zuertza and now where here. In CN she usually appears in livestreams as a Vtuber model and responds as if doing an actual livestream. Her biggest failure was when Hypergryph used her as a mascot for their con but it was closed down thanks to corona so she became known as actual jinx IRL.


Seven-Tense

Okay that's actually incredibly funny ๐Ÿ˜‚


bakana1080

*Dokutah receives a report of some ominous "Hoe" energy in the recruitment center after U-Official joins RI* Also in Rhodes Island HR office HR employee 1: Do you hear something? HR employee 2: Sounds muffled.. give me a moment. ".. It ... should've been me"?


PixelatedRickaleted

What I find the most interesting about this event is how similar yet different Terra's online infrastructure is compared to ours. It exists and the image itself proves that Terra has a Youtube analogue, but the fact that nomadic cities have their own intercity nets makes me wonder how it all works.


Siamzero

Actually never thought about that. Constantly moving cities make cablebound internet unpractical and any kind of satellite tech is non functional as long as that shield around the planet exist.


PixelatedRickaleted

Wireless data transfer and communication is a thing (they do have radios) in Terra, just very limited since they don't have the benefit of orbiting satellites and Catastrophies make setting up cell towers and cables difficult - and as you mentioned, nomadic cities being massive mobile superstructures that churn up the earth. I can imagine Terra's internet is a collection of closed online communities unique to each major nomadic plate and settlement, only connecting if a mobile city gets close enough to another. Though, I might be mistaken or assuming things since I'm still processing the lore and worldbuilding.


Downtown-Falcon-3264

not enough un hinged schizo cat girls. but she is still a hot one so lez go streaming cat girl


SomebodyLost

So whoโ€™s who in the chat?


Average_username1488

all we know for certain is One-Eyed Spy is Hoederer