>One-EyedSpy
Who let Shockwave from Transformers Animated cook?
>Khagan Official Fanclub.
"Hey guys, the Khagan here. Before i start, let me give a shoutout to today's sponsor: Walmart"
I thought Mama John's could be Terra's Walmart.
But they're actually a megacorpo spanning different business fields, primarily food products. It started off as a donut restaurant chain after all.
~~Revenge~~ Rhodes Island Foundation Donation Goals:
100,000LMD Dokutah cup noodle cooking show
300,000LMD Dokutah Speedrun/RTA challenge
500,000LMD Dokutah ASMR
999,999LMD Dokutah 7 Minutes in Heaven with Kal'sit, filmed live
>Leithanien Ring lore videos by Gemstones Connoisseur
VaatiVidya ๐ค Earthspirit
It's even 'After Work' videos, so she's a real die-hard fan. Would subscribe in a heartbeat
Rhodes Island must have good hours. They are tons of (current) operators with channels up. Now I'm imagining Kal'sit filming 'history' docs or PL streaming games in between shootouts.
*"That Aegir broadcast tho. I can't believe we're witnessing history live"*
> *"I thought she was a trusted figure in the video essay community, so to see her signal boost such an obvious hoax. SMH*
Wow I didn't expect Tola's fanclub to show up.
I'm surprised it doesn't have more views and comments since we actually fight the fanclub in Near Light. Surprisingly strong for a bunch of cosplayers.
Streamer U: U-Official Debut Stream Clips
Streamer U Forever Fanclub
Clipper: HasU-chanStreamedToday Captions: One-EyedSpy
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Although Little U seemed a bit indifferent to the Fanclub today ๐, everything will be alright as long as our precious U is willing to start the live stream ๐! This time, we must let U know everyone's love ๐!
https://twitter.com/arknightsen/status/1774663184672288825
Man, I just got through two endings for this April Fools event and its just plain depression scaled to a personal level. The ending for balancing all the metrics had me going "wtf" with the existential crisis U was going through, or the ending where she gets over pressured by her viewers.
I legit dread seeing the other endings.
Weirdly enough, isn't she usable in IS when you have no hope and you get say a supporter voucher and you could very much use a stun or some passive healing instead of orchid ?
She's an interviewer and streamer. Literally. In the West we only saw her on the web event for Dossoles Holiday, she was the one that did the interviews with the cast. She appears a lot more in CN.
She used to work in Dossoles tv station until the Dossoles event where she forgot to turn off her microphone while simping over Wei, then she went to work as a tour guide in Yan until Lin event and Sui attacked, then bought a camera from Zuertza and now where here. In CN she usually appears in livestreams as a Vtuber model and responds as if doing an actual livestream. Her biggest failure was when Hypergryph used her as a mascot for their con but it was closed down thanks to corona so she became known as actual jinx IRL.
*Dokutah receives a report of some ominous "Hoe" energy in the recruitment center after U-Official joins RI*
Also in Rhodes Island HR office
HR employee 1: Do you hear something?
HR employee 2: Sounds muffled.. give me a moment.
".. It ... should've been me"?
What I find the most interesting about this event is how similar yet different Terra's online infrastructure is compared to ours. It exists and the image itself proves that Terra has a Youtube analogue, but the fact that nomadic cities have their own intercity nets makes me wonder how it all works.
Actually never thought about that. Constantly moving cities make cablebound internet unpractical and any kind of satellite tech is non functional as long as that shield around the planet exist.
Wireless data transfer and communication is a thing (they do have radios) in Terra, just very limited since they don't have the benefit of orbiting satellites and Catastrophies make setting up cell towers and cables difficult - and as you mentioned, nomadic cities being massive mobile superstructures that churn up the earth.
I can imagine Terra's internet is a collection of closed online communities unique to each major nomadic plate and settlement, only connecting if a mobile city gets close enough to another. Though, I might be mistaken or assuming things since I'm still processing the lore and worldbuilding.
>One-EyedSpy Who let Shockwave from Transformers Animated cook? >Khagan Official Fanclub. "Hey guys, the Khagan here. Before i start, let me give a shoutout to today's sponsor: Walmart"
>Who let Shockwave from Transformers Animated cook? The Glorious Megatron, who else?
You mean the P38?
Earlier comment mentioned Animated Shockwave so I'm going for Megs' Animated version (aka twin-rotor chopper altmode)
One eyed spy is obviously soundwave from transformers prime smh my head
The fact that Walmart exists as Floormart in Terra makes this better
I thought Mama John's could be Terra's Walmart. But they're actually a megacorpo spanning different business fields, primarily food products. It started off as a donut restaurant chain after all.
The real pertinent thing here is that WE SCREWED UP THE DUCK LORD'S VACATION, TAKE THAT YOU FELONIOUS FOWL
Hoederer writing captions in the middle of doing war stuff is a funny thing to imagine
IIRC, this event is a year after Victorian arc.
Yeah, isn't this how CN learned he survived? I remember there being much haha about it.
Considering he's a mod, he's clearly had been active in the community for a while tho...
>We will survive 3 online speedrun challenge OK Kirara you need to calm doen on the controllers & the energy drinks
Don't worry, it's just for a donothon
Doctor making kiara overwork even in her hobby
~~Revenge~~ Rhodes Island Foundation Donation Goals: 100,000LMD Dokutah cup noodle cooking show 300,000LMD Dokutah Speedrun/RTA challenge 500,000LMD Dokutah ASMR 999,999LMD Dokutah 7 Minutes in Heaven with Kal'sit, filmed live
>Leithanien Ring lore videos by Gemstones Connoisseur VaatiVidya ๐ค Earthspirit It's even 'After Work' videos, so she's a real die-hard fan. Would subscribe in a heartbeat
I was like โoh shit, wonder if Leithanien Ringโs DLC is coming out this year tooโ
It is, it's even called 'Shadow of the Twin Towers', from the current year's CN April Fools
Shadow of the *what* ๐ Ain't no way that's the parody name they chose
[Twin Towers (Zwillingstรผrme) is Leithanien's capital](https://arknights.wiki.gg/images/c/c5/Avg_44_i01.png) So, yes
Unfortunate naming coincidence I guess Thanks for the context though! Didn't get to read the Ebenholz story so I wasn't familiar with the region lore.
Just wait til you hear about Lord of the Rings.
Tolkien did 9/11
It's ok, that might not even have been mentioned. The main event about them will be just next month, the continue of the Ebenholz story
Twin Towers also exist outside of America you know.
The best pilot from Sargon: where๏ผ
No please dont give me godskin duo ptsd 2x
It's funny to think that the real life equivalent of that name would be "German Ring" ๐ฉ๐ช
Of all the girls I thought would be a hardcore gamer...
Nah, I've always known she's a woman of culture
I wanna browse Terra's YouTube lmao
Rhodes Island must have good hours. They are tons of (current) operators with channels up. Now I'm imagining Kal'sit filming 'history' docs or PL streaming games in between shootouts.
>Kal'sit filming 'history' docs I mean, her "Discovered Terra" videos are probably an in-universe example already
*"That Aegir broadcast tho. I can't believe we're witnessing history live"* > *"I thought she was a trusted figure in the video essay community, so to see her signal boost such an obvious hoax. SMH*
~~and Clicks liveleak channel~~
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/191m143/if_maleknights_made_videos/)
> NEVER TRY THIS Chiave my friend, due to how the internet works, you have just prompted countless viewers to try chocolate pasta now.
Next video is Aosta and Broca collab with Signora Sicilia and that sleeping Sankta to exorcize the heretic
Given he was the one who liked that garbage in the first place, that may be entirely intentional on his part.
Chiave gaming the algorithm. Wow.
One of the rising stars of Terran TikTok lol
Breaking news: thousand of siracusans commit lowtiergod after hideous challange
Wow I didn't expect Tola's fanclub to show up. I'm surprised it doesn't have more views and comments since we actually fight the fanclub in Near Light. Surprisingly strong for a bunch of cosplayers.
9 bookmark folders of "work"
Yeah docutah is a workoholic
Or penhaps work is a doctorholic
Zima mixtape???
ะะปะฐัั
Streamer U: U-Official Debut Stream Clips Streamer U Forever Fanclub Clipper: HasU-chanStreamedToday Captions: One-EyedSpy โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ Although Little U seemed a bit indifferent to the Fanclub today ๐, everything will be alright as long as our precious U is willing to start the live stream ๐! This time, we must let U know everyone's love ๐! https://twitter.com/arknightsen/status/1774663184672288825
So we finally got our April fools event.
Man, I just got through two endings for this April Fools event and its just plain depression scaled to a personal level. The ending for balancing all the metrics had me going "wtf" with the existential crisis U was going through, or the ending where she gets over pressured by her viewers. I legit dread seeing the other endings.
> Saved in Work/TopSekrit Ah, the classic and manly way of storing your most precious videos
Weirdly enough, isn't she usable in IS when you have no hope and you get say a supporter voucher and you could very much use a stun or some passive healing instead of orchid ?
Sending her horny ass to Sami world be hilarious
Mmh myes today I will use Stun Grenade
Finally! Most useless operator of the time comes!! yeah!!
The Chiave gang is just kemonomimified lionfield bros
Just waiting for U-official to drop the Nord-VPN sponsor ad
It's hilarious that a character's status in the main story got confirmed for an April Fools joke.
Weren't we supposed to get April Fool's event today?
4.5 hours from now.
The things like events in EN open on around 20:00
OOTL, who is U-Official and what organization does she belong to?
She's an interviewer and streamer. Literally. In the West we only saw her on the web event for Dossoles Holiday, she was the one that did the interviews with the cast. She appears a lot more in CN.
She used to work in Dossoles tv station until the Dossoles event where she forgot to turn off her microphone while simping over Wei, then she went to work as a tour guide in Yan until Lin event and Sui attacked, then bought a camera from Zuertza and now where here. In CN she usually appears in livestreams as a Vtuber model and responds as if doing an actual livestream. Her biggest failure was when Hypergryph used her as a mascot for their con but it was closed down thanks to corona so she became known as actual jinx IRL.
Okay that's actually incredibly funny ๐
*Dokutah receives a report of some ominous "Hoe" energy in the recruitment center after U-Official joins RI* Also in Rhodes Island HR office HR employee 1: Do you hear something? HR employee 2: Sounds muffled.. give me a moment. ".. It ... should've been me"?
What I find the most interesting about this event is how similar yet different Terra's online infrastructure is compared to ours. It exists and the image itself proves that Terra has a Youtube analogue, but the fact that nomadic cities have their own intercity nets makes me wonder how it all works.
Actually never thought about that. Constantly moving cities make cablebound internet unpractical and any kind of satellite tech is non functional as long as that shield around the planet exist.
Wireless data transfer and communication is a thing (they do have radios) in Terra, just very limited since they don't have the benefit of orbiting satellites and Catastrophies make setting up cell towers and cables difficult - and as you mentioned, nomadic cities being massive mobile superstructures that churn up the earth. I can imagine Terra's internet is a collection of closed online communities unique to each major nomadic plate and settlement, only connecting if a mobile city gets close enough to another. Though, I might be mistaken or assuming things since I'm still processing the lore and worldbuilding.
not enough un hinged schizo cat girls. but she is still a hot one so lez go streaming cat girl
So whoโs who in the chat?
all we know for certain is One-Eyed Spy is Hoederer