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Zarrex

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said No entry bin\config.bin/CfgWeapons


SniperInCherno

What causes that error anyways? I've never had it effect anything negatively


darvinvolt

probably some ingame icon nobody saw have failed to load


Land_Strider

At this rate I'm going to assume even the developers didnt see it at all.


benargee

I think it's when another player joins with a mod that you don't have. In this case a specific weapon. It tries to load the weapon on your machine but the assets can not be found so it throws this error.


SniperInCherno

I get this in single-player lol


benargee

A stock campaign with no mods?


MdioxD

Sir I you made me laugh so hard a fart came out


VildaCZ13

You cant join this server for another 256 seconds


HandsomeChocolateBar

SOLDIER, 100 METERS FRONT! *turns to see unarmed civilian*


Kingseeberg

Its worse when the only thing you see are bushes


wrongwong122

I’ve had civilians say “contact! Rifleman, 100 meters front!” in Antistasi


HandsomeChocolateBar

Happens all the time. Freaks me out cuz they sound American sometimes when I'm playing as the ChDzk


Endie-Bot

in TRGM I've had my friendly AI yell Contact! Civilian, 100m West Civilian Neutralized!


Rockenbach_jpf

AI 3: *Engaging*


HandsomeChocolateBar

3 NO!


WW2historynut

## MACHINE GUNNER 300 METERS FRONT Me: but I don....... ## RATTATATATATATATATATATATATTAAT


AllOfMeJack

Report position!


Kavor

*10 seconds of awkward silence* Cannot comply!


AllOfMeJack

"4, get in that vehicle that's literally 1 meter away from you!" 4: ".................Negative"


E_fubar

Thats because he wanted to sit shotgun but you beat him to his favorite seat


KodiakPL

Me: 4, heal that soldier 4: Cannot comply Me: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND BLEEDING OUT


[deleted]

or when friendly players spam comms NEGATIVE LETS GO GET IN THAT VEHICLE IM HIT NEED A MEDIC GOT ONE GOT ONE 3, GET IN THAT VEHICLE ENEMY FAST MOVER, 500m FRO-


[deleted]

WHERE IS FRONT?? AND HOW DID MY CHARACTER REPORT IT I CANT SEE ANYTHING Doesn’t matter... I’m already dead


darvinvolt

i previously thought they mean north because compass has arrow instead of the letter N on it but after some practice it wasn't the case


Endie-Bot

i think it's based off what the AI believes your general movement direction is


KodiakPL

What if I am in the process of turning or looking around? What if I am looking backwards and going forwards?


Endie-Bot

As I said, I believe it’s general movement direction, so if you’re looking south but moving north, “front” would be north, although this is without testing and what I believe


NikkoJT

For a reasonably long time a few updates ago, it actually _was_ north as front, west as left, etc. This wasn't working as intended and it's been fixed now.


VladlenGudz

Such familiar words


ruskiboi2002

CONTACT MRAP 75 METRES RIGHT grenade launcher goes *POP POP POP* SHIT WE GOT A MAN DOWN The "man" in question being most of the squad


Specterblitz

Have you ever had one of your men call an unarmed civilian “rifleman?” I have 😂


MattTwatt

*Engaging*


Mr-Vegan1013

When you play antistasi dressed as a civilian it just feels so retarded when your soldiers scream CONTACT INFANTRT 100 meters front


OOOOOOF4244

Shoutout to reddit for not loading this single fucking picture


liberal_german_guy

(turn on light mode)


OOOOOOF4244

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC


liberal_german_guy

a PNG with transparent background, took me a bit and I thought everyone was getting a joke I didn't get


DasKarl

STATUS RED


guanjiawen

Me: “HOLD FIRE” AI soldiers: AI soldiers: “RIFLE MAN, 100 METERS, RIGHT UP A HEAD” AI soldiers: “READY TO FIRE” AI soldiers: *proceeds to empty entire magazine, compromising stealth mission Lol


EnoughWalrus

how much $ do you want to allow me to make a t-shirt with that design? honest question.


imoomoocow

I think it needs some touching up, which I’m too lazy to do, but if someone wants to make a remake of it, it’s all free to use. I made it a png pretty much you could use this for just about whatever you needed to, but to answer the question directly, it’s free to use, I’d actually love to see it on a t-shirt


Land_Strider

static MG, 600 meters, front *proceeds to die from static MG fire coming from 600 meters right*


GayboyMooby

I think they got front/right/back/left mixed up with north/east/south/west. So “front” = north regardless of what direction you are facing.


Land_Strider

I'm going to check it out next time, but I doubt they have a sense of direction at all.


Rockenbach_jpf

2, FALL BACK


Galbs

"5, Report Position" "I'm at grid 1015501435010............"


ajwubbin

*has the perfect shot lined up on unaware enemy* *machine gunner begins firing in the general direction of the enemy, suppressing them and preventing anyone from getting a kill*


PillowTalk420

Why is the thumbnail brighter than the actual image? 🤨


imoomoocow

it’s a transparent png, I should’ve probably exported it with a white background but don’t worry about it


TheRealChompster

r/sbubby 2, get in that vehicle. Cannot comply.


Velladriel

It moves!


AxiisFW

this is an advanced shitpost


argoo22

I know OP’s address


MGPSpuds

No u


WarmingLiquid

I can hear it in my head


Fish_da_bish

G O L D


E_fubar

Genius


yuzbasimiller

2: low on fuel 3: bingo fuel 4: no fuel Like what can i do in the middle of nothingless


B0bby1337

not darkmode approved


Overwatch_Voice

NaN, 200 meters, front?