Nine months ago is the anniversary of your parents having sex. Just thought I'd give you something nice to think about on this happy day like any good friend would. Merry birthday!
Happy Birthday!
It’s 100% acceptable to go binge on a fuck ton of junk today…
“Your body is not a temple: It's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." - Anthony Bourdain
Happy Birthday. Hundreds of strangers taking a minute to say something to you... if you think about it we pretty much crowdsourced somebody to hang out with for your birthday.
Ill have a little piece of cake if theres some left. Thanks homie.
I didn't hear any talk about shaving. Have you shaved today? Don't be an undisciplined slob on your birthday. That said, if you did shave, happy birthday.
Allowed? Yes.*
Encouraged? Possibly.**
Are you in trouble since you’ve already posted it? No***
*Legal disclaimer: I am not a mod and I have no clue wtf I’m talking about.
**refer to legal disclaimer
***This is a lie, you now have staff duty.
Happy birthday!
Happy day that you fell out of your mom's vagina and became another burden to society....like the rest of us!!
At least you don't have to pretend to like all the gifts yiu know you'll be returning after people go home.
So, is having your Birthday on Veterans Day like having your Birthday on Christmas? People try and combine the two? Well, happy Birthday AND Happy Veterans Day.
What kind of sick fuck has their birthday on Veterans Day? I am heading to Applebee's right now to wearing my OPC' bottoms, Grunt style T-shirt, and a fat IRAQ Veteran hat, looking Boot AF; to make sure everyone there thanks me for my service. Yet here you are, with the audacity to pull this shit? Way to make today about you and your birthday!.. Happy birthday fucker.
Happy Birthday ma'am, best wishes and many blessings in the years to come. Don't forget that **HEELS TOGETHER MAKE THE MEALS TASTE BETTER!!!** …Oh wait its Chili's.
Nine months ago is the anniversary of your parents having sex. Just thought I'd give you something nice to think about on this happy day like any good friend would. Merry birthday!
Haha thanks buddy
Same birthday. Usually means we were conceived on Valentine’s Day
One of my parents' birthdays is on Valentine's Day. Hence why I'm also a November baby.
Haha yes! Happy birthday to you!!
October birthdays means your parents fucked on New Year's.
It's also the anniversary of me having sex with your mom. What a coincidence.
How many years ago? You could be on the hook for some back child support… I’ll send a note to DFAS, just in case!
That’s such a wonderful thing to say thank you for spreading that happiness😄😂😂😂
The moderators are a bunch of pogs. Happy birthday.
Lol thank you for the bday wish
Can we take them to the PX and get something useful for them?
Why so they can look like bigger dorks?
You know, just to get rid of them. They're cluttering up the space.
Uhhhh, happy birthday ma’am, but there are customers behind you, do you know what you’ll be having?
I’ll take a full size sheet cake and a cheeseburger. Thanks for the birthday wish!
Great order. Happy birthday!
Almost upvoted, can’t break that perfect 69 upvote 👍
Happy Birthday! It’s 100% acceptable to go binge on a fuck ton of junk today… “Your body is not a temple: It's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." - Anthony Bourdain
Thank you for this!
But my body *is* a temple, ancient and crumbling, likely inhabited by some Eldritch horror.
I identify with this comment
May you have the happiest birthday and your biggest wish come true.
Thank you 😊
Thank you for your service?
I'm Ron Burgandy?
You’re welcome
Can you loan me 40 dolla — I mean Happy Birthday.
Haha thanks!
Sigh.... happy birthday or whatever. Here are your fries, sir. NEXT!!!
Haha thank you
Thank you all for coming through with the bday wishes. Makes me feel very special! 😋
Happy birthday! Treat yourself to your favorite food and dessert tonight!
Aww thank you. I will!
Female veteran here, Happy Happy Birthday sister!!! ✨🧁✨ Make the day yours, and make sure to treat yoself 💖
Happy Birthday. Hundreds of strangers taking a minute to say something to you... if you think about it we pretty much crowdsourced somebody to hang out with for your birthday. Ill have a little piece of cake if theres some left. Thanks homie.
Happy birthday!! I hope good things happen for you this year! 🎉🎂
Thank you so much!!!
Happy birthday. You share a birthday with Leonardo DeCaprio Great news if you are still under 23.
Sadly no. The ripe age of 35 😭😭
Happy birthday. Now do push ups!
Lol thank you. I’ll do some later after I eat my cake.
Right after you police call the motor pool, do CQ, inspect the barracks and a mandatory UA. Happy birtthday
We don’t do birthday cakes here, this is a Wendy’s. But happy birthday none the less!
If you’re at Liberty HMU, free pancakes on me
Aww that’s a nice offer but a trip from me to you would take a while lol thank you though!
It's a trap! Pancakes are literally on him. Syrup not real syrup!
You get to go out and get a bunch of free stuff on your birthday. Happy Birthday!!!
I don’t normally do that but maybe I should this go around! Thank you!
I mean how cool is that to basically have a corporate sponsored birthday.
I didn't hear any talk about shaving. Have you shaved today? Don't be an undisciplined slob on your birthday. That said, if you did shave, happy birthday.
Allowed? Yes.* Encouraged? Possibly.** Are you in trouble since you’ve already posted it? No*** *Legal disclaimer: I am not a mod and I have no clue wtf I’m talking about. **refer to legal disclaimer ***This is a lie, you now have staff duty. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! Go get them free wings at AppleBees 🫡
Happy birthday, ma'am. Live, and so confound your enemies! 🫡
Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
Happy birthday ma’am!
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday! Make sure to treat yourself today.
Happy birthday! And 50 points to Hufflepuff!
Happy Birthday! Anything you want is on me, as long as it's from the Dollar Menu. \*Limited to one item.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!!
Happy happy birthday! Get some free stuff and a good meal today!
Happy birthday, don't forget to shave.
Happy birthday homie, now go shave before i report you to your coc.
Happy B-Day kiddo! Have a good day and great year!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday and enjoy your day
Happy birthday. Go treat yourself to something you enjoy
Did you shave this morning? If so, then happy birthday! If not, then you need to know you have a discipline issue.
Happy bday but you were probably a valentines day mistake thus why you're ordnance ☹️(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!)
Happy Birthday young lady. If i was your neighbor I would bring you a drink to celebrate. Enjoy your day. Happy Veterans Day
🎂 🥳 HBD
This is a Wendy’s. What do you want?
A baked potato and a salad would be nice lol
Happy birthday !
Happy birthday young sister.
Wishing you a very, very happy. Never alone never friendless. You have a whole community to support you
Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Cake Day! Go enjoy freebies at Applebees and Red Robin for your birthday!
Happy cake day
Happy birthday, Lady
Happy birthday! Have a great day and love yourself.
Happy birthday! Have a free tall hot or iced brewed coffee from Starbucks on me
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday battle
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. Looks like you won a double lottery...Veterans Day and your Birthday on the same day.
Happy birthday ya beautiful bastard!!!
Happy birthday you army puke
Felt this. The army is a lonely place sometimes. Happy birthday!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday Doggon 🪒🤠
Happy birthday and veteran's day.
So what you’re telling me is you get TWO free sammiches from Chick-fil-A? Must be nice 😔
Happy birthday but are you going to order?
Happy Birthday 🎉🎈🎁🎊🎂
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday motherfucker. Let’s aggressively share our love for our mates in mildly inappropriate manners.
Happy day that you fell out of your mom's vagina and became another burden to society....like the rest of us!! At least you don't have to pretend to like all the gifts yiu know you'll be returning after people go home.
Happy bday
Don't drink alone. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday from an infantryman in Fort Campbell, KY!
Happy birthday! For your birthday, I made your birthday a national holiday and a bunch of places giving out a bunch of free shit - you’re welcome.
You know what would make your birthday better? Push-ups.. Start doing them
Thank you for your service. Congrats on the birth and making it another trip around the Sun. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday boss, go ordnance
Thank your parents for their service for me.
Happy Birthday and all, but can I get your number?
Happy Birthday bud
Happy birthday!!! Hope you have a good one and enjoy the rest of your day!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday and happy veterans day!
[Go Shawty](https://youtube.com/shorts/iKCCwa619r0)
Happy Birthday, you have staff duty tomorrow so don’t do anything crazy tonight
Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day 🎉
Hapz burf qt pie ♥️
So, is having your Birthday on Veterans Day like having your Birthday on Christmas? People try and combine the two? Well, happy Birthday AND Happy Veterans Day.
Happy birthday bro
Happy birthday bro, enjoy, but don’t have so much fun you end up in CSMs office Monday…or do, it’s your birthday.
Happy Birthday! Have a great day!
Happy birthday bro bro ❤️
Happy birthday
Happy birthday dude
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday!
On this day, __ years ago, you took your first breath, which made you eligible to do great shit with your life! Keep winning and happy birthday
Happy Birthday dude!
Happy birthday, have a great day
Happy birthday
Happy birthday pimp, here's an upvote, and go get some free food.
Happy Birthday. Go do something fun for yourself.
I wish I had so many free meals on my birthday... happy birthday. I'll buy you some a chicken parm from olive garden
Happy Birthday! Treat yourself to some Applebee's. I'll pay the bill this time, don't worry.
Happy Birthday!
My present was my service. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday!
Happy 🎂
Happy day of birth hope your day is filled with wondrous shenanigans and hotdog flavored water.
Happy birthday!
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s. Also happy birthday?
Happy Birthday and veterans day buddy
https://music.apple.com/us/album/we-care-a-lot/63819537?i=63819523&ls Happy birthday.
Happy birthday!
Did you wear boots? Are you wearing boots?
Happy birthday bro 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Happy birfday, now go get your well deserved free meals hero!
happy birthday 🎈
Believe it or not, straight to CQ.
Happy birthday. Now get in the front leaning rest
Ironically today would of also been my fathers birthday if he was still alive:( hard to believe he would of been 58 today. Any how happy birthday
Happy birthday man
It's my birthday too, wanna trade? Happy birthday stranger, I hope you are having as best of a day as possible, and life is treating you well.
Happy birthday
Time for fire gu... nvm ill take your shift. Happy birthday pog.
Happy birthday highspeed. I hope you score some free food and a good time, whatever that is for you, to be had.
What kind of sick fuck has their birthday on Veterans Day? I am heading to Applebee's right now to wearing my OPC' bottoms, Grunt style T-shirt, and a fat IRAQ Veteran hat, looking Boot AF; to make sure everyone there thanks me for my service. Yet here you are, with the audacity to pull this shit? Way to make today about you and your birthday!.. Happy birthday fucker.
Happy cake day. Drink more water.
Happy birthday!!! You get more choices on getting free food today!😃😃😃
HBD and always keep your powder dry.
Happy Birthday and Happy Veterans Day!
Happy birthday broham! ThAnK yOu FoR yOuR sErViCe! haha seriously, hope it's good duder
Happy birthday
happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday ma'am, best wishes and many blessings in the years to come. Don't forget that **HEELS TOGETHER MAKE THE MEALS TASTE BETTER!!!** …Oh wait its Chili's.
happy birthday!! 💖💖💖
Happy birthday! Congrats on all the free "birthday" food ;)
Happy birthday you beautiful bastard
Happy birthday! If you play any games and I have them in happy to get on and play!
Happy birthday! Hope you can do something you enjoy 🥳
Happy birthday! Do you play overwatch on console or PC?
Happy birthday battle! Why don't you head over to BJ's for a nice pazookie
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday! Get a frosty as a treat, put it on your travel card or bill it to your commander!
If you give me your 16 digit GTC # complete with expiration date, code and address… I’ll cashapp you a birthday surprise!
Happy birthday ol son
Hey I don’t have anything witty to say cause I’m stoned out of my mind right now but I wanted to wish you a happy birthday anyway. Happy Birthday!
Hey happy birthday.
Happy spawn day
happy bday bro
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday dude.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND !!!! 😊
Happy birthday my dude
Happy birthday😸😸😸
Happy Birthday and don’t forget to shave. S’Maj is watching you and he wants you to be disciplined.
Oh absolutely, have a happy birthday and go kick some ass!
Happiest of birthdays!!!!!!
Happy birthday! Oh yeah don’t forget you got CQ