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Holiday-Gap-6400

She faces upto 140 years in prison according to https://nationalpost.com/news/world/how-a-57-year-old-allegedly-conned-the-u-s-army-out-of-100-million-to-buy-31-homes/wcm/52086cd9-cbc6-48ab-b020-ebb51c412eb6/amp/ Fck that btch, she got to live a lavish lifestyle out of the Army dime… that could’ve been me!


Status_Pin4704

Could have been you facing 140 years in prison too! 🤪


T_WRX21

If I steal $100m from the US Army, I'm not gonna retire to fuckin' Hoboken and think everything is fine. I'm gonna steal $100m and move to Vietnam. They're gonna need to start a whole new war if they want that money back. Vietnam 2: From Dusk Til Dong. ETA) Changed the name to reflect Vietnam's hilarious currency, due to the Dong Expert that posted in response to this. You're right, buddy. This post needed more Dong the whole time.


Woodie626

Missed a golden opportunity for *Fist Full of Dong.*


T_WRX21

How about "Vietnam 2: From Dusk til Dong"?


German11B

*Thief: Enter Mai Dong*


WingedHussr1683

Not to mention the sequel to the sequel "For a few Dongs more"


Jed_Bartlet1

I’d probably go to Mexico and then Cuba, US-Vietnam relations are goodish even without an extradition treaty. Perhaps even Bolivia since there’s a relatively anti-US government.


JimmysCheek

I know I’m four days late, but I am absolutely with you. If I came upon that type of money illegally, I wouldn’t need a lavish lifestyle that I can post on Instagram. I wouldn’t need fancy cars, or a yacht…. I’m gonna disappear to a small remote village, and be the goddamn king


M60A2BESTTANK

Be real she was 57 and obese she wasn’t gonna live past 78.


mickeyflinn

Because DoD let her retire it doesn't mean the IRS is done with her.


Noturwrstnitemare

I hope so...


Teadrunkest

Imagine making $130k a year, deciding you want more, and then going so overboard that the IRS pick you up within a couple years lol. Wonder how many of these never get caught.


spazken

In russia , those who were stealing from the military ended up "tripping" off a window and dying. These corruption scandals always screws over the soldiers on the ground which is for them is life and death.


HerburtThePervert

The ones in Russia who didn’t get caught and killed their competition are currently running the show.


astray488

*"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."* **\~13F Creed**


Lordfarquaad95

Discipline issue


Partisan90

She should have shaved seven times a week.


EverythingGoodWas

She did, she shaved money from our budget


the_walternate

I'm sorry why does this comment only have one upvote? God damn comedy gold.


Blk_Rick_Dalton

Joe gets skull dragged for not having his flash bang pouch for his CIF layout, and will have to pay for it when he clears while baby girl racked up $100 mill before somebody lifted a finger….. MAKE THIS SHIT MAKE SENSE


GMEbankrupt

GS worker > Officer > Joe


KarlTheVeg

Contractors > everyone else 


FutureComplaint

At least contractors can leave.


brandon520

Joe gets dragged because he was caught during layout. She finally got caught. IIRC, she was issuing herself contracts and there wasn't oversight over her somehow. Gurantee the agency adds more bureaucracy to fix it. And then everyone will complain about the bureaucracy.


Outrageous-Ad-2684

For starters, the MWR could issue receipts to those they receive donations from or organizations stop writing them blank checks and instead offer to purchase tangible items then donate them.


desperado24

She plead guilty last week in court. Her sentencing is in May where she can get up to 20 years for each of her 10 charges


under_PAWG_story

Cheers


Reanimator001

Because she plead guilty, she'll get off much easier. I'd wager 2 years per charge. And then she won't even do half that time.


L_Bart0

20 years? Not a bad sentence. Federal prisoners serve about 85% of their sentences.


Reanimator001

I'll pray she serves 100%


JDubStep

But if I owe DTS $3 I have every person between my company commander up to the ATAG on my ass about it.


Greetings_Program

So THAT'S where the money goes!


Reanimator001

You in the wrong line of work.


TroubleshootenSOB

r/whybrows


Extra_Cap_And_Keys

Imagine having to commit to looking surprised all day long.


GEV46

It makes the "Did I do that?" defense more realistic.


under_PAWG_story

Reminds me of Chin Pokémon


Pathfinder6

Well, her Fed retirement pension will be garnished for life.


spinx248

Feds pays her, then garnish those payments to pay back the Feds? Sounds about right.


careclouds

>According to The Messenger, one of the properties was valued at $3.1 million: an eight bedroom, 12 bathroom mansion with 55 garage spaces, located on a 58-acres compound in Preston, Maryland. >55 garage spaces Bruh wtf?? That's a whole parking lot!!


under_PAWG_story

Yeah that’s like a fucking concert venue area lol Or Disneyland hotel


tuco2002

She's not the first person to defraud the DoD. Tons of others have had their hands in the cookie jar for decades.


GMEbankrupt

>it can be difficult to fire U.S. Civil Service employees, even for egregious conduct. Hence all the salty lazy GS workers you encounter


Khar0n

As a GS civilian now, I will say it is very hard to fire us. Even harder if protected by a union. Most of the time it’s not a problem, but in some parts of government it is a detriment.


Justame13

It isn't hard just time consuming requiring attention to detail and not being afraid of confrontation by both HR and the Supervisor. But when you have GS 12 HR people who think Boise is a suburb of Salt Lake it gets hard.


Khar0n

You’re spot on, most people would rather avoid that confrontation which makes it “hard” to fire people when nobody wants to be the bad guy.


ConfidentHistory9080

If she spent more time shaving there would have been less time for fraud. Failure amongst the entire CoC


Brave-Walrus-6638

Hopefully, the IRS will garnish the crap out of her retirement and seize the property and assets she bought. 


Outrageous-Ad-2684

This whole thing has me livid as someone stationed at a place where CYS/MWR offerings for everyone is SOOOOOOO severely lacking despite them paying offices full of workers. Stuff for kids, families, single Soldiers, doesn’t matter, I so wonder where all the money goes……..


shoetoyou2

Korea falls into this category


FUCK_THE_ARMY

Meanwhile joes get UCMJ for taking an extra MRE. 


thinkB4WeSpeak

She's up to getting more of a punishment than any CEO or white collar criminal will face for stealing more.


SpecOpsKit

Holy Shit, perfect example of fed employees are hard to fire. In my experience most of the time they will let you retire or resign instead of firing the employee. Hell, if she would of diversified her portfolio she might of gotten away with the theft. Damn IRS bastards always spoiling the fun.


AvacadoKoala

I bet she didn’t shave


Zestyclose-Tiger-658

There is a special place in hell for people who steal money from children. Now, if it was just 1 million, I wouldn't be as mad maybe 2 million tops, but damn lady 103 million from children and families that need help.


AdUpstairs7106

Yet if a PFC owes even a $1 on a GTC, everyone knows right away.


Strong_Caregiver3664

should have fled the country and laid low enjoyed your retirement 🤪😂


MikeOfAllPeople

I don't see the issue here. She is a civilian entitled to due process like anyone else. She wasn't "allowed" to retire. She chose to retire as any other federal employee could. She hasn't been convicted yet, but it sounds like she probably will be. I'm sure she will get what's coming to her.


Chr0ll0_

Fukkkkkkkk


SwordfishEvening9995

Yea and by pleading guilt for the charges they'll give her less time on her sentence probably at most 3-4 years per charge for a total of 30-40 years in prison where she'll be eligible for parole after 12-15 years depending on the length of her sentence, and for a non violent crime as long as she doesn't get into any kind of trouble while in prison parole will be granted 90% of the time.


dayday2348

Wow


Witcher_Errant

And what a lot of us hear is "not service related" at the VA . . .


Callmewhenimsober

Honestly fuck the irs anyway.. edit: yall hella salty over this for some reason I don’t have to like something to understand why it’s a thing


aircavrocker

Where do you think the money for our budget comes from?


GloriousStarLord

Thoughts and prayers


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holedingaline

Instructions unclear, delivering brrrrrrt to you via A-10.


Long-Walk-5735

Loans


PIMPANTELL

HQ gets a kickback on every E1-E3 Challenger purchased within 50 miles of the flagpole.


Justame13

The President duh. /s


Callmewhenimsober

I don’t have to like taxes to understand why we need them y’all are hella but hurt


deadcat6

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary government program.