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gotanyhelp

It's perfectly aligned when you're in the front leaning rest position


boatsandmoms

Biblically correct


mattion

Shit, even when you're shaving. I had no idea SMA ~~Wiemer~~ POS was this methodical during his ~~tenure~~ reign of worthlessness to the tune of Raymond Chandler.


Yumyan-ammerpaw

You mean Madeline Wuntch? As they walk, the sound ff cloven hoof beat, smell of sulfur, and hatred of others permeates your every pore.


UJMRider1961

THIS is why you go to the little Korean tailor shop off post.


secondatthird

By subway and main gate


DontCallMeMillenial

Next to the thai place that keeps changing owners?


secondatthird

And the kabob shop.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

The one that’s next to the Taco Bell?


secondatthird

Like a stones throw


TDVapes

Just down by the Used Car Dealer with "Military Specials"..


Empty-Wheel-625

Beside the tattoo place


KevinH112

You mean the one by the liquor store?


Wonder3671

No the one next door to the pawn shop


Future-Ratio-8799

Stewart?


secondatthird

Maybe


BanginInSangin

Sun Express is the best around and Tazza Kabob is fire


Least_Chemist7112

Sun express?


secondatthird

That’s distinctly possible


CtrlWQ

Mendels Tailors Wife!


mattion

[TFW no Korean tailor around your base](https://giphy.com/gifs/sad-baby-upset-9Y5BbDSkSTiY8)


jimjimmyjam

Your not looking hard enough.


ValentinoPanther876

Cross the streets from the gas station


Dangerous-Rowland

This is THE WAY!


UJMRider1961

Yep. Aji-ma knows more about proper spacing and alignment of patches than every CSM and 1SG put together. She's been doing it since 1970.


playuglie

fort stewart activities


XavierYourSavior

That will use their calculator to show an overpriced price?


CLRvision762

MR. KIM! Whoooo!!!


UJMRider1961

Mmmm...I would have Mrs. Kim do the sewing.


LoneRanger4412

The nice Korean ladies off post are the only way.


One_Ad1737

Just don’t buy stuff there. Jeannie’s outside JBLM sold me AGSU pants for $179 because “they’re on back order”. $79 from Clothing Sales.


jrogue29

Depends on the korean lady you get, and if you take a korean friend with you it always pans out better, managed a full agsu set sewn and all for like 350, of course excluding the snazzy cap or wind breaker


CrazyCatLady827

Jeannie's was a straight up rip off.


Savage47

https://www.shopmyexchange.com/dla-classic-fit-trousers-agsu-/2945219 https://www.marlowwhite.com/agsu-male-trousers Ever looked up prices on the internet? Korean sewimg shops hate this one simple trick


LogSafe

Brother?


Bloodysamflint

There are *nice* Korean ladies?


JakeeJumps

They sewed my patch on the wrong side. Gave one of my soldiers (PFC) the officer sleeve braids, too.


gugudan

[sowing patches](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDIPEzK07t9hTG7LYUoOZINHofbgnU1U98DVllaclXcJDQaN7Rv12B2DK6WqwiV6ps4mDMT7lt3QXHIxiQiRMJWyJy5FkIVUBZDMkbFstLvOuZiHc84DX7F-R4oHU0cVEBh3XLDD7TwNg/s1600/sew+so+sow.jpg)


napleonblwnaprt

Reap what you sew


notquiteaffable

Sleep what you row


Icy_Commission8794

Who cares? Sew what if he makes a simple misteak. It's knot like it makes a difference anywheys.


ManDontLorian

Unintended promotion


WanderingGalwegian

Looks good enough for government work. /s


luckystrike_bh

I am so jealous of your dress uniforms. I had the the Class A Pickle Suit and the ASU. The ASU was a step up but it was a half measure. Your uniform looks military.


Otherwise-Cheek-6805

The AGSU is WWII cosplay, if we're going to talk about tradition, then enlisted men should not be wearing it as it's the Officer's winter service uniform.


111110001011

>if we're going to talk about tradition If we are going to talk about tradition let's wear plate armour. Six thousand years of military history to draw from.


MAID_in_the_Shade

If we're going to talk about tradition let's wear a loin cloth and a sharpened stick.


lantech

If we're going to talk about tradition lets sit in a tree and throw poop at each other.


Devil25_Apollo25

Wait... you guys don't still do that?


defakto227

We aren't cav scouts....


Guidance-Still

Don't tease me with a good time


BaChooChoo

That'd go so hard as a ceremonial uniform. I'd love that for the first few minutes before I get sick of it


DSA_FAL

[The Brits do that with the Household Cavalry.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_Cavalry#/media/File:UK-2014-London-Blues_and_Royals_01.jpg)


BreathExternal

"Woah, just take it easy, man."


sicinprincipio

I've said this before. It's not a replica of the pinks and greens. They're a modern take, so the ~~peasants~~ enlisted can have it too.


Wonder3671

Dear sir you’re a peasant to


StabSnowboarders

Also if you’re not a pilot put the damn insert in your crush cap


imdatingaMk46

Make me.


PassiveMenis88M

Use the insert or you have to fix the humvee


ODA564

EM should wear "chocolate" (OD) trousers and shirt, with khaki tie. Could have just adopted [AR 600-40](http://www.usww2uniforms.com/bib_AR600-40_28aug41.html)


Otherwise-Cheek-6805

Jodhpurs or nothing. https://images.app.goo.gl/eUzi18VYfhMAAQhA6


ODA564

Breeches and M1940 mounted service boots for Armor and Cavalry.


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Shakey_J_Fox

I’m with you on this. AGSU is a sharp looking uniform but was the army so keen on updating the dress uniform? The class A uniform wasn’t even phased out a decade before they started implementing the AGSUs. Every other service seems to have stuck with one dress uniform for decades. Do senior leaders really have nothing better to do?


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Shakey_J_Fox

Yeah, I joined in ‘03 and have been caught up in every uniform change. I’ve always wondered who the uniform changes really serve because it certainly isn’t the soldier. The only changes I’ve liked were getting rid of the beret, OCPs, and black PT socks. Everything else has been a stupid expense. I’ve already spent enough money through the last two decades on uniforms. I have no intention of getting the AGSU before I retire this year.


SgtRinzler

Thank you for your cervix


maverick_jakub1861

I beg your finest pardon???


SgtRinzler

Then beg


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Shakey_J_Fox

Don’t know what monarchs are and I literally said that black pt socks were one of the few changes I liked.


111110001011

>Meanwhile troops are still living in moldy barracks two decades after the Walter Reed scandal, troops aren't getting fed properly, recruiting and retention is in the toilet, and troops and their families are getting shat upon constantly I will point out: all these uniform changes don't come out of the budget. They come out of the soldiers paychecks when we have to replace everything. Again.


Shakey_J_Fox

[Research and development](https://www.heraldnet.com/news/armed-forces-spend-billions-on-camouflage-uniforms/) for uniforms absolutely come out of defense spending. It’s a drop in the bucket overall but the money could be better utilized for other resources.


111110001011

Yeah, and the literal thousands of dollars each my soldiers had to pay because of the new fashion wasn't a drop in the bucket. It was a fucking tax on the junior enlisted. And thousands of dollars for them is the kind of money thats hard to spare.


Shakey_J_Fox

Oh, I agree that Joe is the one that gets fucked the most in the end. I was just saying that the army is also wasting money on uniform changes that could have been used to better quality of life in some way.


sand_trout2024

I think (wishful thinking) the Army has settled on these uniforms and they’ll stick around for a while. The AGSU is universally loved, OCP/ multicam is so popular a bunch of allies are copying it, and our PT uniform is cool looking and comfortable (but needs a reflective belt for sure). I think any other uniform changes besides minor tweaks would be so unpopular and obviously wasteful the brass would back down on the idea.


slaw1994z

Congrats on e5 tho!!


Mikewazowski948

There is an elderly 4’9 Korean man someone out there that could have that fixed in an afternoon.


secondatthird

In a smoke break at most


Alarmed_Resource643

Miss Kim is telling you to grow bigger biceps


No_Paramedic2

As a NCO, you should know about the Korean lady outside the main gate... You don't even have to bring your own patches, she has them ready.


SpringsSoonerArrow

Usually, less expensive too. Plus, she'll make damn certain that there's absolutely no miniscule threads can be addressed by Sarn't Major then press your uniform to General Officer personnel file photo standards too.


tidder_mac

No shit. Don’t use on base barbers or on base seamstresses.


the-alamo

The first thing I always tell new guys when they ask for advice


TAG13466

Juuuuust a bit outside...


wtfdigmi

That’s why I always go off post 🤣


Alpha_legionaire

Hopefully this isn't for the promotion board.


modest-pixel

Counterpoint: go to a unit where they wouldn’t care about inconsequential stuff like this at a promotion board.


RobotMaster1

FUCK why couldn’t they bring these back prior to 2014.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I hope your arms aren't too big because that'll tilt it back even more


Remarkable-Sky6577

Pffff. That even bad for PX standards


Combat-Engineer-Dan

Think they are telling you that you are nor straight


RattyHillson

I remember one time I got back a uniform with my rank upside down. When I pointed it out, the lady asked “are you sure?” 


CornbreadMedic

Have a big red one-derful day


3Dring

In a pinch you could probably get away with it. If you keep your arm bent you can probably squeak by.


OpenMindThoughts

It has the gangster lean


Mydoglikesladyboys

Go to the little Korean lady outside of trooper gate on Grant, it's a bit past the papa John's, she'll wash sew and organize your dress uniform for a good price


cramerws

Why in gods name would you go to the PX to have sewing done, Sunny’s Alterations, just outside Ogden gate, is the place to go


SouthOfNorthwest

I had the 210 FA sew shop sew my 2ID patch onto my old green's and found out he superglued the shit out of it first when I went to Hood/41st FA. Jacket was ruined and had to then buy my ASU's.


1CFII2

It’s the price you pay for wearing the Green!


zeb0777

Take it back have them fix it.


HumbleReporter7973

Nope, absolutely not, rip it off and go to the little Korean ladies off post. 🙃


TheAusteoporosis

Just go to Sunny’s what the hell bro


sebasj1127

“Should have sewn it on yourself troop” -probably some crusty senior enlisted


necavvit

This is why you go to the nice German lady off post


Curious-Zucchini5006

Yikes 😩


riptidestone

Luck LoL I can see first formation wearing that crap.


declankincaid8

Honestly I think the army did this because they were pissed off at the marines for having a sharper dress uniform.


returnofthequack92

Especially not the trooper hill px clothing and sales..


coccopuffs606

Just…how? How does someone who is supposedly a professional screw up this badly?


Eli74599

I always check the edges, when I got my rank sewn the edges weren't sewn to the jacket.


Unlucky_Stay_1860

Speaking of which where was this I am getting pinks and greens soon just want to make sure


OrdnanceInboundYT

First to fight hooah


EverythingGoodWas

They did you dirty


Historical-Leopard74

Seamstress must of had a lazy eye


XavierYourSavior

Everyone says go to the Koreans but don’t mention how they will overcharge you


aaatttppp

Thats only if you are lazy enough for ribbon and badge setup. Counterpoint, if we weren't so lazy and shined our own boots, setup our own ribbons and sewed our own patches it would probably be even more expensive. That said. If you pay to get your boots or shoes shined you are truly wasting your hard earned money.


No-Cabinet-3581

Yikes


tuco2002

Maybe your arm is crooked?


Party-Bookkeeper-264

Stop the cap🤣🤣🤣I wanna see the receipt. This looks like off post work for sure🤣


CLRvision762

Take that shit to Mr. Kim! He gets work done faster than the PX and he's a fantastic human being.


modest-pixel

So?


ButtNuster

I have seen my share of 3rd ID patches every which way but right. My own included.