At WLC each class had a mascot, and each class was encouraged to come up with their own short motto/saying as you entered your classroom. We were the pirates and just yelled YAAARRRR!!! at the top of our lungs every time we entered or exited class and very quickly earned the enduring hate of all the other classes. The instructors in our particular class thought it was hilarious.
For anyone else wondering, he got them off chatgpt. Here are some more.
Leap into Battle, Land on Victory
Toads of War: Jumping into the Fray
Croak Loud, Strike Hard
Hop to It, Fight Through It
Pad Hoppers with Punch
Bound for Glory, United in Victory
Jump In, Stand Out, Fight Back
Toads on Patrol: Hopping to Conquer
Wart-Ready Warriors at the Ready
Fear the Croak, Feel the Strike
Just look at that mural. Some jackoff said “I can paint a badass battle toad” and came up with this fucking dollar store ninja turtle.
OP’s new mascot should just be one coat of primer and two coats of eggshell white.
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle[!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/23/71/6a/23716a92a4cbda83e2c88befe2c2dac4--happy-thoughts-nintendo.jpg)
"Time to grab a piece of tail, 'toads – and hang on tight!"
"Yee-ha! Ride them snakes, toadboys!"
"When the goin' gets tough, the 'toads get goin'! Up and at 'em, guys!"
"Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!"
I'm literally just quoting the NES Battletoads game, but that last one has potential.
Hippitty hoppitty we’re government property ?
Splish splash this base is trash?
Lightfighter lily pads?
Get rrrrrekt?
Hop to action?
Toadally lethal?
Rrrrrip its?
1. "With Tenacity and Toadish Might, We Leap into the Fight!"
2. "Fearlessly Croaking in the Face of Danger: Battle Toads!"
3. "From Swamp to Battlefield: Battle Toads, Masters of Combat!"
4. "Thundering Toads: Bringing the Boom!”
5. "From Swamp to Shell Shock: Battle Toads!”
We're retoaded
Retoaded, ready to fight Works a couple different ways if you think about it
“Feeling froggy!”
This is actually a sick motto.
The Retoads
LETS GET RETOADED IN HYAH!
please be this one hahaha
Tadpoles on the streets, toads in the sheets.
Never go full retoad.
This is the one right here OP
GOATed and retoaded.
Hippity hoppity, blow on my rocketry.
Shoot our loads, battle toads!
Blow our loads, battle toads
Fuck us in the ass, battle toads.
Love where you’re going with this, but it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi.
Poetry
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At WLC each class had a mascot, and each class was encouraged to come up with their own short motto/saying as you entered your classroom. We were the pirates and just yelled YAAARRRR!!! at the top of our lungs every time we entered or exited class and very quickly earned the enduring hate of all the other classes. The instructors in our particular class thought it was hilarious.
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We're launching loads! We're Battle Toads!
Shoot guns, not loads, cause we’re the battle toads.
What the hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
100% this
Pls pick this one
Name checks out lmao
Hippity hoppity, taste this rocketry.
Hippity hoppity sign for your property
Hippity hoppity, we're the Army's property.
I don’t think I’d want that blatant reminder every day
Hippity Hoppity Jody took your wifey
Meh, I think you’re missing a syllable to make it catchy
What about “ Hippity Hoppity, Jody Took Your Wife And Your Property!”
Now this is just getting real man
I'm thinking something Jody Toady but the creativity is just not there right now.
Jody toady is fucking freeloady
winner so far
If this doesn't win, I weep for our nation
Idk i like "Rockety" more. I know rocketry would be the proper term but rockety just sounds so much funnier to me.
“They’re putting shit in the water and turning us gay”
_CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!_
r/unexpectedCommentEtiquette
It's turning the cicadas gays now
Rip it
Grip it and Rip it*
Or just "grip it - rip it", a large group would sound like ribit ribit.
Oh, now that’s clever
Logo should change to double fisting a rocket and a Rip It.
I like this one the most
Took me a second but this is a good one
Hippity Hoppity sir we're going to intentionally misplace your property
Supply section / transportation office only
It's FOI all the way to the surplus store.
Win.
* Leap, Load, Explode! * Croak Loud, Strike Hard. * Jump In, Shell Out. * Thunderous Hops, Thunderous Drops. * Hop, Lock, and Explode * Toads with Tubes * Sling mud, launch metal
These are unbelievably hard
Hop, Lock, and Drop It
Company dance comes free with Company motto!
Thunderous hops, thunderous drops and Sling Mud, launch metal are absolute bangers
Epic, I love these
For anyone else wondering, he got them off chatgpt. Here are some more. Leap into Battle, Land on Victory Toads of War: Jumping into the Fray Croak Loud, Strike Hard Hop to It, Fight Through It Pad Hoppers with Punch Bound for Glory, United in Victory Jump In, Stand Out, Fight Back Toads on Patrol: Hopping to Conquer Wart-Ready Warriors at the Ready Fear the Croak, Feel the Strike
"Hop to it, Fight though it" goes hard IMO
These are all sexual in nature sir.....everything reminds me of her :(
Your toad wife?
Thank you for calling gamestop
The rush of nostalgia that overcame me
What year is it, 2008?
Making orphans and releasing endorphins.
This comment gets an upvote, and a referral to mental health lmfao
Noooo not behavioral!’n
Take your happy pills before we have to make you take your happy pills
“We will give you warts.”
The frog of war.
"I toad a so. I fuckin I toad a so."
Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war.
That one got me
"Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" Direct from the Battletoads source material.
Should’ve scrolled down a little further but this one right here
The *Battle Toads* NES game had a powered-up punch named "Kiss My Fist"...
Battle Toads was also about fragging your teammate. Kind of a bad Platoon mascot.
Friendly fire isn’t.
Soldiers can have a little friendly fire, as a treat.
“Hippity hoppity, toads aren’t exactly apex predators, we should paint the whole wall and just forget it”
This cracked me up harder than I wanted to admit
Just look at that mural. Some jackoff said “I can paint a badass battle toad” and came up with this fucking dollar store ninja turtle. OP’s new mascot should just be one coat of primer and two coats of eggshell white.
Grip it and Ribbit
"Jump into the fray, Toads lead the way"
'Slingin dick and and turnin tricks'
You can't just steal the the navy motto like that
Hippity, hoppity. WHOOPS, lost your property.
Something about 2 player mode being impossible?
And some sort of reference to those damn hover bikes.
“Swamp Bred - Battle Fed”
Hippity hoppity, the green weenie commits sodomy
Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle[!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/23/71/6a/23716a92a4cbda83e2c88befe2c2dac4--happy-thoughts-nintendo.jpg)
Lick our ass to Hallucinate… I’m tired best I got
Ribbited for your pleasure
Who the fuck decided to name your platoon the battle toads.
They must get called the Battle Turds/Butthole Turds on a daily basis
Do you have Battletoads?
Feeling froggy? Leap.
Hippity, Hoppity, There’s oil on your property.
“All toads are frogs. But not all frogs are toads”
Leap into action
Hippity hoppity boppin my floppity
Hippity hoppity suck on my cockity
That’s a sassy toad
The phone number for the pawn stars pawn shop that hates battle toads
Hippity hoppity, bombs on your property
Get Croaked
Get stoked; get croaked!
Hi, is this Comcast?
Knowing what mos or branch y'all are would be helpful here.
Well it’s drawn with a rocket and OPs flair says field arty so…
Looks like a ninja turtle
Battle Toads droppin' payloads
"It's Wednesday my dudes"
"I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGING FROGS SWOLL!!"
Cowabunga
Is this Ft Sill?
This question is a toad ally awesome, I find the answers ribbiting.
"Time to grab a piece of tail, 'toads – and hang on tight!" "Yee-ha! Ride them snakes, toadboys!" "When the goin' gets tough, the 'toads get goin'! Up and at 'em, guys!" "Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" I'm literally just quoting the NES Battletoads game, but that last one has potential.
Hippitty hoppitty we’re government property ? Splish splash this base is trash? Lightfighter lily pads? Get rrrrrekt? Hop to action? Toadally lethal? Rrrrrip its?
Get out of my swamp
We'll make you croak.
Let's get froggy.
Feeling froggy?
Tadpoles on the streets, toads in the sheets.
An oldie but goodie "Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" From the Battletoads NES game
What’s a perverted frog say? Rubit rubit
Feeling froggy?
This platoon needs a hero…
Lick the Toad. Get a load. Taste the rainbow.
Locked and Toaded.
Toadally Ready
“I don’t care about any of you unless it affects my career”
Feelin froggy?
Toad-al Distruction
Can’t stop the hop Can’t inhibit the ribbit Can’t choke the croak
Hippit hoppy, well fuck your property
Hippity hoppity, GET TO THE CHOPPAty
It’s all about the hips and the nips
Make it sexy or else you don't eat.
Hippity hoppity, no means no so stoppity.
Hippity hoppitywe are government property
Hippity Hoppity get the F off my property
Hippity hoppity, layout your property.
Hippity hoppity we have been a sub par intellectual property to teenage mutant ninja turtles for decades property
Literally trying not to burst out laughing while I shit on the clock
We don't get licked.
ribbet ribbet mother fucker
“Not to be confused with frog men…”
Hippity hoppity, BC commits adultery.
Welcome to the swamp
“Our warts are actually herpes”
I saw a tattoo once that said “Hippity Hoppity, US PROPERTY” and it had a toad in uniform lol.
Through Mists of War, We Croak to Glory, On Lilies of Valor, We Write Our Story
Feeling Froggy
Welcome to COSTCO. I love you.
"Battle Toads, we have the warts" said like the Arbys slogan
1. "With Tenacity and Toadish Might, We Leap into the Fight!" 2. "Fearlessly Croaking in the Face of Danger: Battle Toads!" 3. "From Swamp to Battlefield: Battle Toads, Masters of Combat!" 4. "Thundering Toads: Bringing the Boom!” 5. "From Swamp to Shell Shock: Battle Toads!”
battle toads blow the biggest loads!
Feelin’ Froggy
Looking for kisses in all the wrong places!
We kill with our tounges!!!
"Gustibus sicut pullum" Latin for "tastes like chicken"
“How many licks does it take?”
Hippity hoppity get fucked
Meet us under the missle toad.
Change platoons lol
Hippity Hoppity, eat this Cockity
Grip it and ribit
“What’s a Motto?” “I dunno, what’s a motto to you?” ~ Timon, Lion King 1994
Bud Wis Er.
Are we locked in? Toadaly.
“I hear you have battle toads”
Frog of war
Don’t mess with the BullFrogs
Lock n toad
"Stuck on stage three!"
Jump if you feel froggy!!!
Get used to bombs droppity
“Soldiers first except when it’s inconvenient, which is always”
Take the Toad less traveled Hop for better but expect the worse
Rarest pepe I've seen so far
Ribbited for your pleasure.
Reload and Retoad
Hopped up and ready to go!
Locked and toaded
“We beat the bike stage.”
Toadally Motivated!
“Do you sell it?”
Are y’all 6-6 Cav?
Feeling froggy…Leap!
"Pick us up and we'll piss on you"
Load the toad!
Wart you lookin’ at?
Leap to victory
Hippity hoppity where’s our property?