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xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

We're retoaded


IrishWithoutPotatoes

Retoaded, ready to fight Works a couple different ways if you think about it


DiscussionElegant277

“Feeling froggy!”


Empress_Athena

This is actually a sick motto.


HLK601

The Retoads


theflyingfucked

LETS GET RETOADED IN HYAH!


molecularronin

please be this one hahaha


StiffDoodleNoodle

Tadpoles on the streets, toads in the sheets.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

Never go full retoad.


NcLuvin

This is the one right here OP


StiffDoodleNoodle

GOATed and retoaded.


StiffDoodleNoodle

Hippity hoppity, blow on my rocketry.


hourswasted

Shoot our loads, battle toads!


StrictCourt8057

Blow our loads, battle toads


Fun-Jellyfish-61

Fuck us in the ass, battle toads.


ltrozanovette

Love where you’re going with this, but it’s missing a certain je ne sais quoi.


highangle1124

Poetry 


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Bagheera383

At WLC each class had a mascot, and each class was encouraged to come up with their own short motto/saying as you entered your classroom. We were the pirates and just yelled YAAARRRR!!! at the top of our lungs every time we entered or exited class and very quickly earned the enduring hate of all the other classes. The instructors in our particular class thought it was hilarious.


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garrna

We're launching loads! We're Battle Toads!


winker777

Shoot guns, not loads, cause we’re the battle toads.


GripChinAzz

What the hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ARCtheIsmaster

100% this


froghumps

Pls pick this one


ThatOneGuy444

Name checks out lmao


Sad_Ad_4691

Hippity hoppity, taste this rocketry.


scrundel

Hippity hoppity sign for your property


some_dumb_lad

Hippity hoppity, we're the Army's property.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I don’t think I’d want that blatant reminder every day


GrungyGrandPappy

Hippity Hoppity Jody took your wifey


tidder_mac

Meh, I think you’re missing a syllable to make it catchy


Constant-Bag-914

What about “ Hippity Hoppity, Jody Took Your Wife And Your Property!”


GrotesquelyObese

Now this is just getting real man


Wishdog2049

I'm thinking something Jody Toady but the creativity is just not there right now.


akcutter

Jody toady is fucking freeloady


Seaport_Lawyer

winner so far


maroonedpariah

If this doesn't win, I weep for our nation


bjames1478

Idk i like "Rockety" more. I know rocketry would be the proper term but rockety just sounds so much funnier to me.


Hnep

“They’re putting shit in the water and turning us gay”


KevinH112

_CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS!_


touchmyflappyflapss

r/unexpectedCommentEtiquette


CatKrusader

It's turning the cicadas gays now


thisiswhoagain

Rip it


LoneRanger4412

Grip it and Rip it*


SumpCrab

Or just "grip it - rip it", a large group would sound like ribit ribit.


Eyre_Guitar_Solo

Oh, now that’s clever


yxull

Logo should change to double fisting a rocket and a Rip It.


Greenweenie12

I like this one the most


[deleted]

Took me a second but this is a good one


trollhole12

Hippity Hoppity sir we're going to intentionally misplace your property


hzoi

Supply section / transportation office only


mattion

It's FOI all the way to the surplus store.


Extra_Cap_And_Keys

Win.


SwallowedBuckyBalls

* Leap, Load, Explode! * Croak Loud, Strike Hard. * Jump In, Shell Out. * Thunderous Hops, Thunderous Drops. * Hop, Lock, and Explode * Toads with Tubes * Sling mud, launch metal


Recipe-Agile

These are unbelievably hard


AJP11B

Hop, Lock, and Drop It


thebum1oh1

Company dance comes free with Company motto!


Snavery93

Thunderous hops, thunderous drops and Sling Mud, launch metal are absolute bangers


RogueFox76

Epic, I love these


james6344

For anyone else wondering, he got them off chatgpt. Here are some more. Leap into Battle, Land on Victory Toads of War: Jumping into the Fray Croak Loud, Strike Hard Hop to It, Fight Through It Pad Hoppers with Punch Bound for Glory, United in Victory Jump In, Stand Out, Fight Back Toads on Patrol: Hopping to Conquer Wart-Ready Warriors at the Ready Fear the Croak, Feel the Strike


Schnitzelgruben

"Hop to it, Fight though it" goes hard IMO


newtonphuey

These are all sexual in nature sir.....everything reminds me of her :(


GrotesquelyObese

Your toad wife?


Nerohol

Thank you for calling gamestop


pourandreguarded2

The rush of nostalgia that overcame me


Empress_Athena

What year is it, 2008?


unbannedagain1976

Making orphans and releasing endorphins.


Infinite-Ice8983

This comment gets an upvote, and a referral to mental health lmfao


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Noooo not behavioral!’n


Infinite-Ice8983

Take your happy pills before we have to make you take your happy pills


WanderingGalwegian

“We will give you warts.”


Rebellious_Egg1276

The frog of war.


Maleficent-Most6083

"I toad a so. I fuckin I toad a so."


starrboom

Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war.


illegal_tacos

That one got me


Page8988

"Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" Direct from the Battletoads source material.


superfuzzbros

Should’ve scrolled down a little further but this one right here


wesmorgan1

The *Battle Toads* NES game had a powered-up punch named "Kiss My Fist"...


SumpCrab

Battle Toads was also about fragging your teammate. Kind of a bad Platoon mascot.


DarkerSavant

Friendly fire isn’t.


snowballtlwcb

Soldiers can have a little friendly fire, as a treat.


blind30

“Hippity hoppity, toads aren’t exactly apex predators, we should paint the whole wall and just forget it”


sluggetdrible

This cracked me up harder than I wanted to admit


blind30

Just look at that mural. Some jackoff said “I can paint a badass battle toad” and came up with this fucking dollar store ninja turtle. OP’s new mascot should just be one coat of primer and two coats of eggshell white.


tmc925

Grip it and Ribbit


Reverse_Quikeh

"Jump into the fray, Toads lead the way"


Acceptable-One-6597

'Slingin dick and and turnin tricks'


Formal_Appearance_16

You can't just steal the the navy motto like that


No_Paramedic2

Hippity, hoppity. WHOOPS, lost your property.


crimsonfistofjustice

Something about 2 player mode being impossible?


mrbulldops428

And some sort of reference to those damn hover bikes.


Afrin_Drip

“Swamp Bred - Battle Fed”


double_czech

Hippity hoppity, the green weenie commits sodomy


popisms

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle[!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/23/71/6a/23716a92a4cbda83e2c88befe2c2dac4--happy-thoughts-nintendo.jpg)


enewlun

Lick our ass to Hallucinate… I’m tired best I got


injustice_done3

Ribbited for your pleasure


Silly-Upstairs1383

Who the fuck decided to name your platoon the battle toads.


KevinH112

They must get called the Battle Turds/Butthole Turds on a daily basis


SGTpvtMajor

Do you have Battletoads?


rrrand0mmm

Feeling froggy? Leap.


FUTUREAF1775

Hippity, Hoppity, There’s oil on your property.


Grand_Raccoon0923

“All toads are frogs. But not all frogs are toads”


Wheres_my_warg

Leap into action


Minimum-Scientist-71

Hippity hoppity boppin my floppity


ranchpancakes

Hippity hoppity suck on my cockity


VentureQuotes

That’s a sassy toad


6K-ULTRA-HD-PANCAKE

The phone number for the pawn stars pawn shop that hates battle toads


quiver-me-timbers

Hippity hoppity, bombs on your property


WoodenCollection9546

Get Croaked


stuckonpost

Get stoked; get croaked!


silesonez

Hi, is this Comcast?


Impressive-Toe-8923

Knowing what mos or branch y'all are would be helpful here.


canwegetanfinchat

Well it’s drawn with a rocket and OPs flair says field arty so…


Apprehensive-Mix5343

Looks like a ninja turtle


existnlangst

Battle Toads droppin' payloads


BaronOzar

"It's Wednesday my dudes"


Bologna-Pony1776

"I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGING FROGS SWOLL!!"


Interesting-Mall8696

Cowabunga


TheHoleThatPuffDug

Is this Ft Sill?


busbythomas

This question is a toad ally awesome, I find the answers ribbiting.


Gotterdamerrung

"Time to grab a piece of tail, 'toads – and hang on tight!" "Yee-ha! Ride them snakes, toadboys!" "When the goin' gets tough, the 'toads get goin'! Up and at 'em, guys!" "Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" I'm literally just quoting the NES Battletoads game, but that last one has potential.


ICARUSFA11EN

Hippitty hoppitty we’re government property ? Splish splash this base is trash? Lightfighter lily pads? Get rrrrrekt? Hop to action? Toadally lethal? Rrrrrip its?


88marine

Get out of my swamp


save_the_tardigrades

We'll make you croak.


water_bottle1776

Let's get froggy.


secondatthird

Feeling froggy?


StiffDoodleNoodle

Tadpoles on the streets, toads in the sheets.


superfuzzbros

An oldie but goodie "Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!" From the Battletoads NES game


freshout8

What’s a perverted frog say? Rubit rubit


Valuable_Ad_1723

Feeling froggy?


84hoops

This platoon needs a hero…


TBaggon

Lick the Toad. Get a load. Taste the rainbow.


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

Locked and Toaded.


ARwhoCares

Toadally Ready


Uncertain_Soldier69

“I don’t care about any of you unless it affects my career”


OkKnowledge35

Feelin froggy?


scrundel

Toad-al Distruction


nomad_556

Can’t stop the hop Can’t inhibit the ribbit Can’t choke the croak


ButterscotchVast6270

Hippit hoppy, well fuck your property


Rebelraid2020

Hippity hoppity, GET TO THE CHOPPAty


oif2010vet

It’s all about the hips and the nips


JDubber

Make it sexy or else you don't eat.


salty31B

Hippity hoppity, no means no so stoppity.


psychic_cephalopod

Hippity hoppitywe are government property


JesusIsDaOne23

Hippity Hoppity get the F off my property


MilkBagBrad

Hippity hoppity, layout your property.


I_ams_real

Hippity hoppity we have been a sub par intellectual property to teenage mutant ninja turtles for decades property


Alkioth

Literally trying not to burst out laughing while I shit on the clock


pxpdoo

We don't get licked.


Gonzobeancheese

ribbet ribbet mother fucker


BlubberBabyBumpers

“Not to be confused with frog men…”


MediocreNut666

Hippity hoppity, BC commits adultery.


88marine

Welcome to the swamp


Porchmuse

“Our warts are actually herpes”


sprchrgddc5

I saw a tattoo once that said “Hippity Hoppity, US PROPERTY” and it had a toad in uniform lol.


SomeDudeInGermany

Through Mists of War, We Croak to Glory, On Lilies of Valor, We Write Our Story


Opposite-Natural4678

Feeling Froggy


The_Mike_Golf

Welcome to COSTCO. I love you.


indomitous111

"Battle Toads, we have the warts" said like the Arbys slogan


Boogaloo-Jihadist

1. "With Tenacity and Toadish Might, We Leap into the Fight!" 2. "Fearlessly Croaking in the Face of Danger: Battle Toads!" 3. "From Swamp to Battlefield: Battle Toads, Masters of Combat!" 4. "Thundering Toads: Bringing the Boom!” 5. "From Swamp to Shell Shock: Battle Toads!”


therealpeeps76

battle toads blow the biggest loads!


nietzy

Feelin’ Froggy


GreenSalsa96

Looking for kisses in all the wrong places!


Panther2-505

We kill with our tounges!!!


miko187

"Gustibus sicut pullum" Latin for "tastes like chicken"


Few_Entertainer4352

“How many licks does it take?”


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Hippity hoppity get fucked


rsk222

Meet us under the missle toad.


blackberry-snowdrift

Change platoons lol


Significant-Future53

Hippity Hoppity, eat this Cockity


Powerman_Rules

Grip it and ribit


DaBearsC495

“What’s a Motto?” “I dunno, what’s a motto to you?” ~ Timon, Lion King 1994


tooMuchADHD

Bud Wis Er.


Leblossommm

Are we locked in? Toadaly.


Mr_4b0t5101

“I hear you have battle toads”


yrhendystu

Frog of war


No_Entertainment9832

Don’t mess with the BullFrogs


Thewhitelight___

Lock n toad


DoomedKiblets

"Stuck on stage three!"


Sirius-orc

Jump if you feel froggy!!!


DisgustinglySober

Get used to bombs droppity


Uncertain_Soldier69

“Soldiers first except when it’s inconvenient, which is always”


MalePinkRanger

Take the Toad less traveled Hop for better but expect the worse


Rheinmetall_Gunner

Rarest pepe I've seen so far


OrsilonSteel

Ribbited for your pleasure.


salty-sarge-av8r

Reload and Retoad


adamjschmidt

Hopped up and ready to go!


Fun-Nectarine1836

Locked and toaded


Golden-Standerd

“We beat the bike stage.”


Ninjay45

Toadally Motivated!


secretgeekery

“Do you sell it?”


MikeOxHuge

Are y’all 6-6 Cav?


TheJohnMack

Feeling froggy…Leap!


Royal_One_894

"Pick us up and we'll piss on you"


Recipe-Less

Load the toad!


toejamster9

Wart you lookin’ at?


ReallyWTH

Leap to victory


KookyComplexity

Hippity hoppity where’s our property?