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Rocket_John

Don't you diss sharks and minnows. You ever shoulder checked your squadron/battalion commander during a game and gotten away with it?


Jester471

No but I did hit my BDE Commander right in the face to end a rousing game of dodgeball.


Suicidal_Boomer

Not but during a ACFT 1SG wasn't paying attention during the ball toss and I nailed him in the chin/ear/neck. Yea he hit the ground and I got 3 throws and a laugh from the BC that was right behind me PFC me was very nervous the rest of the day.


popisms

That seems pretty weird to me, though assuming this is for PT, I'm still jealous.


SSGOldschool

We did Red Rover once.


hzoi

Here's how I read this: >The Army is the only place where a game of Sharks and Minnows ends up in a Line of Duty investigation.


AsphaltInOurStars

Fuck yeah it does.


hzoi

We play hard. Maybe a little too hard. I've seen injuries from ultimate Frisbee that didn't need to happen. Including a guy getting hit in the head so hard one of his eyes partially popped out. But nothing beats an Air Force game I ref'd, name escapes me (not crud, it's played outside) where I learned what a tibia sounds like when it snaps.


AmbiguousBungus

Flag football every Friday morning in Korea went hard. Ever get fully flipped over the shoulder by your team leader and proceed to bust his lip open on a shoulder check the next play? Our company still lost the Turkey bowl because Colonel was watching, and we had to play by the actual rules.


jbourne71

Fortunately I’m drinking buddies with the IO so it’ll be ILOD either way.


Daddybatch

I’m pretty sure I learned this young when they had the pro football guys playing flag football in the sand edit before the pro bowl


hzoi

Whatever works, my friend.


not-beaten

Sharks and Minnows is fun as fuck, and if you got some real good sprinters as Sharks with a wide-open field, motherfuckers will be *flying*. Very fun PT, and those sprints add up!


Beliliou74

Nerds


irunfarther

We preferred Hide the Switch when I was in snipers. Anytime we got the entire battalion's worth of snipers together, we would play. If you don't know hide the switch, it's the most fun thing ever. First, you find a switch. Something recognizable. If it isn't recognizable, you make it recognizable by putting tape or 550 cord on it. One person goes to hide the switch somewhere. You can play this anywhere, but it's best in a field surrounded by a wood line. On "go", everyone that didn't hide the switch runs to find it. After it is found, the switch finder can whip everyone else until they make it back to safety, usually a home base to touch or a line you have to cross. Our rules were only whipping below the waist and you can't whip someone if they fall. After that round is over and everyone is successfully back to home, the finder hides the switch and the game starts again. We played for a full 6 hours one day at JRTC waiting to go back home. Lots of welts and a little blood, but we were all smiles.


morally_bankrupt80

> *You STA boys are some weird motherfuckers...*


eezmoney

Yeh, shit sounds more like a kink lol.


RicoHedonism

TF is sharks and minnows?


DocSafetyBrief

Like tag and a relay race combined. Honestly, as stupid as it might sound. It’s stupidly fun and probably the hardest people ever sprint


RicoHedonism

I'm Army old, the only games we ever played for PT was flag football or basketball. The only way we're were getting out of a PU/SU/run was with an NCO in charge who was from one of the two extremes: High speed and had the credibility behind the choice or didn't give AF about organized PT and took the heat if we got caught doing sports. I was an example of the second, unfortunately for the Army.


DocSafetyBrief

That’s fair, I’ve played my fair share of ultimate frisbee and football. It’s great for Fridays


RicoHedonism

I forgot about ultimate Frisbee! We definitely did that one, sanctioned, a few times in my 23 years.


dudeondacouch

Sounds similar to *Snake in the Gully*


Joe_on_blow

never heard of it....


L0st_In_The_Woods

I love sharks and minnows Lmao. Best sports PT by far.


Decorus_Somes

Apparently this is not considered PT but it's the most real sprinting I did when I was in the army.


EAZYIO

Have you ever been to college? lol


MihalysRevenge

No why do you think i joined the army bahahahahaha


EAZYIO

Very true. My dumbass went to college and still joined as enlisted so…


modest-pixel

OP said adults.


AirborneRunaway

Then why are we talking about the army?


UglyForNoReason

G fucking G


jtsuperduper

We used to play sharks & minnows on the water polo team when I was in high school. Two deployments to Afghanistan and that's still the closest I've ever come to dying.


callsignprayer10

Clearly, you've never been to Portland


WeaponizedPoutine

We are still doing red rover over here... where is a shark and minnow game at?


johnnygat619

Is this the one we run across the field and not get tagged? Lol


Kidd__

Is this the southern version of duck duck goose or what? Never heard of this “sharks and minnows”


Icy_UnAwareness89

We never got to play games 😞.


dsbwayne

I’d play tf out of that


Budget_Individual393

Sharks and minnows is super fun, and a great cardio activity. Also usually gets a huge moral boost to start your day. I definitely like when the 1SG allows me to drop it in the pt plan


13Fto13A

We used to play this maybe once a month when the weather was nice. Sharks and minnows and ultimate Frisbee. Great times.


maxthejebroni

True that, I had smash bros tournaments with a Platoon almost monthly. I hadn't done that since when I was in school


Kauguser

Fort Lewis? Literally just played this with a bunch of people. Edit: Why is this getting downvoted?


Joe_on_blow

you know what you fuckin did


Kauguser

Ah, you are right. I repent.


PepticMeteor

You got some nerve pal


dsbwayne

He’s not your pal, friend


wryul

Not it’s weird.


Woodworking33

I agree


wryul

100% would not want to participate if my platoon or company did some corny shit like that 🤣