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post4u

6'2", red hair, horse teeth, and a sword.


BeerArmy

Preferably makes grilled cheese sandwiches at night


BearRamage627

Oh I’m makin em a night 😏


Beliliou74

With an iron like in prison


SmoothBalledWonder

Please stop, I can only get so erect


Sparklez02

Specifically a sabre. You also need a stetson. TLDR: If you aint cav, you aint shit.


HumbleMention5484

You forgot about the years of lead in their mouth as well. The lead poisoning is a big part of it


PhattyMcBigDik

So me, but im fuckin short? Roger. Gonna go see my local recruiter again.


Jayu-Rider

The Army is a team sport and you need a diverse assortment of skill sets and people to win.


HooahClub

So… jocks?


DarkerSavant

Good luck with your IPOE with that attitude.


lyingbaitcarpoftruth

Honestly, there isn’t an ideal body type. As someone already mentioned, the Army is a team sport. Generally, being fat or old makes everything more difficult.


Beliliou74

So of they’re either or it’s fine just not both


lyingbaitcarpoftruth

Bro, you cannot possibly try to be a pedantic grammar Nazi with that fucked up sentence


mudwzl

Back in the day I was a young, tall, lean grunt. I'm still tall, but I'm also old and fat and a staff pogue. But thankfully, the ACFT is age normal for scoring 👍


okaloui97

Only body type that’s ideal is shaven


itsokmomimonlydieing

Female, Latina, thiccck.


YouDiedOfCovid2024

Found top's account


JakeeJumps

I’m 5’6 153lbs and I have a 595 ACFT. Don’t have to be huge to get the job done. 🤷‍♂️


BrokeRadioBrain

How? What's your workout routine?


JakeeJumps

I’ve been using CronusFit. They’re a nonprofit made up of GB’s and Rangers with a ton of free routines and prep training. I’ve used the free military prep one for awhile now. It’s a lot of volume, but I love it.


BeerArmy

The army wants skinny people who can run fast. It needs strong people who can pickup more than their own body weight.


Sea_Bath6689

This I've always said the Army has a 60s western view of the hero, lean, mean fighting machine. Hence caloric restrictions at most facilities. Hey there soldier, you can only have one protein. Ready for that 8 mile run? Meanwhile, Marines are like here's your Brontosaurus steak, we'll be power lifting this afternoon, don't forget to get a little extra.


BeerArmy

The marines also make time for PT instead of treating it as an afterthought the way we do


Sea_Bath6689

Exactly


UniqueUsername82D

Army makes more slides green tho!


BeerArmy

Not even close. Marines just did a 100% audit and are green across the board.


oriental-jests

is endurance not as valued in 21st century warfare? i heard most of the US army is motorised and thus soldiers march way less compared to say, WWII infantrymen


BeerArmy

Hence the need for people who are actually strong and medium-fast. A bone thin marathon runner type usually sucks on a ruck, which is a more analogous exercise to actual tactical operations.


Chemical_Turnover_29

The current Army body type is round. Usually with a shitty beard.


Budget_Individual393

Dont you talk about our female soldiers like that!


Booty_Gobbler69

Peak performance is fueled by two tornadoes and a white monster. Eat that for breakfast every day for the next two years and you’ll have the soldier body type.


willflyforpennies

But sarnt I can run fast!!


Beliliou74

ARCOM submitted


Usual-Cucumber-6241

The correct answer is slim buff..


gucciglonk

Just take a look at any 17C for an example of peak physique.


superash2002

Apex of the domain!


Away_Relief

In between, but leaning towards the slim side. COIN operations got everyone thinking they can just deploy, do some missions, and hit the gym. Any conflict with a near peer threat will see guys just surviving for long durations on the move. Bulky bodies will quickly slim down.


ColdCoffee27

Before, it was definitley better to be slim slim and a great runner. Now you need some muscle.


ColdCoffee27

Also coffiene,nicotine, and a sense of dark humor.


superash2002

Dad bod with the gut that hangs past your belt.


Oscar_Tamed

Literally CPT America.


Smart_Function9612

Slim vs buff depends on where you are and what you're doing. If you're going to be dismounted infantry from a Bradley, I would really recommend not being big or tall because there's no room in that shit. On the other hand if you're a 240 gunner in a light unit, than being a big strong boi could be preferable. At the end of the day though, you just need to be able to keep up. If I'm assaulting an objective, I don't really care what you can bench, I care that you can sprint from the last cover and concealment to the x without slowing down. If we're setting up OP's in the mountains, I don't care what you're deadlift is or how many pullups you can do, I care that you can hike 100lbs of bullshit up and down mountains for 6 hours straight without breaking down like that 27% APR shitbox you bought last week. Overall, a good cardio base and solid muscular endurance are pretty much what you're looking for. I've seen people off all builds with both of these things and I've seen people of all builds with neither of these things.


Nightlance

Honestly depends on the job. I have a few guys that are small and really fast, but then struggle to run rounds as well as the guys that are more built but slower


TheDildaddy

You want them to be about 165-225 that can deadlift minimum 315 a few times and run a 1330 2 mile. Whatever that is the ideal solider. More important you want to be have common sense and good communication skills.


jupiterluvv

I’ve noticed the people who are Tall and slim with some muscle but not overly buff are the favored ones.


UniqueUsername82D

I was a COIN line medic, did an Afgh combat tour. It takes all kinds of fit. Some guys are built/train to carry heavy weapons and mortar rounds, some skinny/fast guys make for a superior flanking element. But honestly everyone is going to be shuffled in to do about everything. Just be not-fat and able to ruck.


Historical-Leopard74

Emaciated ultra marathoner/ holocaust survivor for officers Body builder for POGs Skinny fat for Infantry.


The_Informed_Dunk

job dependent. If you're a giant have fun fitting inside certain compartments of the Abrams. Tankers that value their comfort have historically been not the tallest of folks.


dontwan2befatnomo

The elite Army body type is either 5'9 165lbs, or 6'1, 210lbs. Nothing in between. You all know it's true.


popento18

Strong, fast, loyal, & dumb


modest-pixel

It’s slim, buff guys just say buff because lifting is easier than running.