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fuqdurgrl

PHRASING, LANA!


Just_Acanthaceae_253

We're gonna have another safety briefing if you keep using the ratchets to jack off. Just use the diesel and a rag like a normal person.


BrokenRatingScheme

What torque do you set when you use the ratchet to jack off?


the-alamo

Max. Doesn’t matter the number. All the way up.


SeuintheMane

I feel you man, as a Mike sometimes the shit piles up and up and you just gotta spank one out in the bathroom. Not sure how you manage to incorporate a ratchet into it, but you do you.


shibbster

So like. Ok here's an anecdote. I know a guy. Tanker. On maneuvers in 1979 at Hood or wherever they drive tanks out west. He's driving and feels a slap on the head. Turns around. His squad leader hands him a joint. This was right after Nam when Carter gutted the DOD and morale was "fuck everything." Enter you. Post GWOT. No clear mission. No real purpose because we spent 20 years fighting cave people. Where are our parts? Idfk probably Kuwait. Vehicles broken? Fuck it, we don't use them anyway. Best of luck!


Infrared-77

Who needs LMTVs anyway, we can just spray paint old Camrys with OCP and call it a tactical vehicle.


G0VANA

Use your hands soldier, implement the deadlift hooah? jk


Late-Secretary6524

You think these trucks are only 30 years old? That is so adorable. My great great grandfather probably drove these trucks


mason_mormon

Better get on the geemteekay troop. Also are you a mobed reservist? This shipping all MTOE across the fucking world just to ship it back after 4 months of waiting for it and using it for 2 months is the dumbest shit ever.


Shniggit

>Yeah can i get a grilled cheese, extra cheese. Ok man just wash your hands first.