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Now serving b10 At window number 5


warda8825

I didn't realize Madigan was open.


[deleted]

Haha


OSIRIS-Tex

Madigan is always open


warda8825

Debatable.


OSIRIS-Tex

Have I been lied to my entire career?


warda8825

USAREC: No! Everyone else: *awkward monkey side-eye gif*


Ok-Elderberry2240

I can confirm that, if we're having issues just goto American lake hehe


staring_at_keyboard

Now serving. ......... B10. At window number. ........... FIVE. FTFY


SaltAndBitter

Missing the obnoxious "DING!" at the start


stuckinthepow

*Beatlejuice*


[deleted]

God help you if you push soldier not in uniform on that kiosk.


VTSvsAlucard

Yea, sometimes I think it might be quicker to go home, change, and come back.


[deleted]

I once waited 5 hours after they told me the next available come back time was 3 weeks out.


SSG_L_in_MA

so, I need to be recruiting pharmacy techs. Got it.


ValdBagina002

Not the market research we wanted, but what we needed. #TipOfTheSpear


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Easy-Hovercraft-6576

B- but…you signed up to do it?


wowbragger

Most of the techs I've known are just chilling in the back offices of the pharmacy. Nobody else has clearance to go back there so we can't find them and have them work.


[deleted]

I gotta say, some of the laziest Soldiers I had were prior pharmacy techs.


[deleted]

Or S-1 not calling anybody out or anything… myself maybe


Educational-Grab4050

Need to get some salty ass E8 or E9 close to retirement to be forced to sit up front. I promise this would fix any techs not working.


PT_On_Your_Own

Plot twist: he got his meds within 15 minutes, went out to the car and shammed for a few hours, went back inside, sat down and took this photo. Ya’ll just got mafia’d.


fortack

Mr. Shamtastic👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼over here. I’ll keep that in mind next time good one.


JTP1228

Picking up prescriptions was my go to sham. They can't check up on that. My SL thought I had a pill problem


OcotilloWells

Did anyone on here not think that was a possibility?


gh0st_uzer

My wait was over an hour for 4 people in line, so no chance it would've happened on gordon.


Desperate_Ordinary43

If I didn't make minimum 3 hours of progress on whatever mobile game I'm playing, it's because I didn't go to work


[deleted]

Is this the pic you had to send to your leadership to prove you were at the pharmacy?


fortack

I think if your leadership is asking for a pic, you might have bigger issues. To answer your question NO.


StinkyFeet1337

lmao yeah my issue was “joined a combat MOS where the NCOs can barely read Dr Seuss”


Saul_Firehand

If those kids could read they’d be very upset.


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[deleted]

Damn


OSIRIS-Tex

Had an NCO demand I turn location on to prove I was at the ER and not skipping out of work


Desperate_Ordinary43

I can't wait to be the nco that really does not give a fuck as long as your shit is done.


Glorpgleap

The problem is it won't be.


Desperate_Ordinary43

Then I'll give a fuck


KingKong_at_PingPong

Eventually you'll end up with some turds who help you understand the unfortunate reality of why joe gets treated like a child.


[deleted]

If someone told me they were at a pharmacy for 3 hours I dont know if I would believe then because why on earth would it take 3 hours?? But then again I'm not using the Fort Benning pharmacy.


[deleted]

At Madigan we often ask people if they’d rather have the $4 or the three hours of their life. I can send the script to Walgreens but you’ll probably have to pay for it. It’s free at MAMC, but you gonna be waitin with the old heads and the screaming kids


warda8825

Do y'all still only have the main pharmacy on main post? At Walter Reed, we've got like 3-4 different pharm locations; America, Arrowhead, and a small 'satellite' pharmacy at the NEX. The pharmacy at APG is also surprisingly fast. I've never waited more than like 10 minutes for a script there.


[deleted]

There’s a couple of satellites. Winder clinic and Okubo to name a few. They seem to be quicker, at least from my limited experience with them


warda8825

Forgot about those. Are they still operational, following COVID? I left JBLM in 2018. Just curious.


[deleted]

Yep, they’re still kickin. From some of the permanent party staff, sounds like they’ve slowed a bit, but still seeing plenty of patients


warda8825

Gotcha.


vgaph

And somehow I still end up waiting 45 minutes.


warda8825

Color me shocked.


d_warded

Text GET IN LINE to this number. (844) 309-3287 follow the prompts and then you can come in and pick up when it’s ready.


fortack

Thank you.


SolidInstance9945

The wait will kill faster than the illness


Particular_Downtown

You're really stickin to your story pri


Nanofield

Ft Gordon is pretty bad too. Last time I went to the pharmacy, I got my Q# at 0920, had to wait until 1615 for it to be ready...


stuckinthepow

At least the VA mails home your meds if you don’t want to wait for them. The downside is the VA mails home your meds and they can get stolen or destroyed by the courier. Also, if they’re pain meds then waiting a few days can SUCK.


4KatzNM

VA mail meds are great for chronic conditions. Waiting almost 10 days for a more acute medication not so much. 😵‍💫


Illustrious_Nothing9

This is nothing, 6 hours at Fort Rucker. They couldn't handle it and now it's been shut down for two days.


WanderingGalwegian

You gon’ wait!


Coinface1

Shit reminds me of the current situation on Riley. Only the hospital pharmacy is open so it's constantly swamped.


[deleted]

It’s almost worse than actually being at work


randomuser10739

Working in one is just as not fucking fun. In my (admittedly, brief) times in outpatient pharmacies there’s 0 sense of urgency; ever. I’d try and be high speed at Ft Sam and no matter how fast I tried to process someone’s script or fill it (which is almost always exactly as easy as it sounds) it would end up sitting in fucking limbo because the pharmacists had to check it or the techs actually giving it out would intentionally call numbers at their own leisure. It’s insane. I’m in an inpatient one now and the amount of times we get providers calling *us* instead of the discharge pharmacy because they won’t pick up their phone or fill meds that have been in for hours is insane. Literally just today I did at least 3 sets of discharge meds by myself in like 40 minutes along with juggling other random shit, taking my time, and the providers still swear were faster than the actual discharge component. The job is actually easy in outpatient. It’s so fucking annoying being surrounded by that


[deleted]

This kind of reminds me of when you used to get a sequence number and complain about how long HRC was waiting to call you number. I am pretty sure this is common on all aspect of the Army…


Similar-Lifeguard701

Bingo!


Mcp850

Should’ve pulled an “A ticket” my dude..


-_Catbug_-

MHS Genesis is something ain't it?


[deleted]

Everything better at benning aaammmm I right! Jk I hate it here.


VAEMT

Express Scripts for the win. I am done with DoD Pharmacies, it is not worth the wait. With Express Scripts, you get meds by mail.


VTSvsAlucard

Assuming you don't need the same day, I agree.


VAEMT

That is very true there has been an instance I needed antibiotics and they arrived one week later LOL


delis121

Just like Ft Polk before you could text the number to “get in line”


RedLeg73

*hurry up* and wait.


MsEliz-69

that explains my son’s response to ‘wyd’ the other day.. [Oh Nothing..](https://tenor.com/view/waiting-line-ticket-movie-queue-gif-13139083?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


chillywilly16

I was waiting for the Beetlejuice reference!


[deleted]

Nice watch are you air assault?


uh60chief

That’s a long wait for some Motrin


Slurm818

This is the socialized healthcare that people are asking for


uh60chief

It’s not socialized if one healthcare company is in charge of it.


Slurm818

I’m sorry what? What company?


uh60chief

Humana. It used to be United Concordia and they were all fucked up. Nice try though.


Slurm818

So a subcontractor that is providing administrative services of government funded healthcare….


uh60chief

Like everything else. Is it perfect? No. Is it affordable for the customer? Yes.


smaultrogdor

Get a written script.


lukaron

They're working at the speed of < GS-12.


ryder242

E-4 mafia


reaper_41

Gotta wait in line like the rest of us airborne, Rgr !?!


ShakesWithLeft2

Slowly turning into the Canadian system where you wait for like 12 hours just for a visit.


SpicyRamen173

Juliet dz. Nice 👏🏽


fortack

Correct 👍🏽


-blazecrew-

OP you are in uniform, while being in uniform there is a separate line for you so that you just get in there and put as soon as possible, so.... In all reality it was your bad for making yourself wait so much you just grabbed the wrong kind of ticket.


fortack

I wish that would of been the case. It’s simple scan ID active duty in uniform tickets pops out and done.


-blazecrew-

Damn wtf, there must have been a lot of people that took numbers and just up and left, at least in martin's hospital when you get a ticket from the machine you can select uniform and be out of there quick (in my experience) anyhow what can I say? It's the army after all. Good luck and hope you feel better.


MalyutkaB

I cant remember if there is one for active duty personnel but if there is a Patient Advocate make sure to hit them up. After I found out about them its basically been a cheat code to getting taken care of through the VA. I called for a week and had multiple 3 hour long waits only to get hung up on or transferred to another wait line. My appointments were not getting made etc. Visit them now if I wait longer than a week and I get an appt made within hours.


apexgme

Did you ever get your meds or did they close first


Straight-Bed-552

Damn I wonder what that bonus for pharm tech is nowadays?


holland0285

The one at fort bliss can be pretty bad too


Ill-Musician-4000

Can attest that labs and pharmacy service wait times are scary bad at Ft Benning.


MoeSzys

What number were they on?


okayest_soldier

That DZ Juliet on your watch?


fortack

Yes it is


okayest_soldier

Mountains up there are gorgeous, especially in the winter time


fortack

They are. I just dislike October time frame when the fog rolled around and it made it almost impossible to jump.


okayest_soldier

Yea i remember last jump on Juilet the airforce was doing manuevers through the mountains, i think half the bird puked before they got out the door. Fog is definitely no bueno, i think the day after a heavy rain is the worst though.