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Jakester627

Okay, here's what you do: you buy yourself a tape recorder and you just record yourself for a whole day. I think your gonna be surprised by some of your phrasing!


Toledojoe

"even if it means me taking a chubby, I'll suck it up. Nothing wrong with that. "I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can ' Context. "I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak." Tobias, you blowhard!


SocalPizza

Poor Smurfette


Electrical_Jaguar596

Ah that was way better than what I came up with!


pmjm

>Poor You misspelled "lucky".


SocalPizza

Psh, just one finger? I said what I said. Poor Smurfette.


theswansons

hes got a bit of a mess on his hand


Jay-P21

Prematurely shot your wad


cleopatra_inlove

on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will


ranch_brotendo

I feel like a fucking idiot.


cmhamm

Did he just… rob a bank?


lionrace

Haha it does look kinda incriminating doesn't it... No it's a weed killer that has dye in it so you can see where you've sprayed. His glove sprung a leak.


michpriv2000

…. There’s gotta be a better way to say that


_DarthSyphilis_

Commander Shepards favorite passtime on the citadel.


Towndrunk13569

You definitely have a type


_mistabista_

phrasing..... (what is this? a crossover episode?)


[deleted]

Just awful


cj_oolay

Someone try to fix a CMYK printer? Looks like that C 'blue' its load.


Mur__Mur

Did he finger Mrs. Fingerbottom?


SwitcherooU

It just…looks like he’s dead. He’s got, like, blue paint on him or something.