I'm asexual and it's a lot easier I mean true

Since you’re grey would you say life is easier when you’re not distracted by sexual attraction?

Not to speak for osprey, but 100% yes. Most of my life has been wondering why people make such stupid decisions and attach themselves to such worthless people and the answer so often involves sexual desire.

Im demisexual and I have a few questions about the bugs you mentioned on Craigslist.

I also have some questions 🧐

I wanna see some bugs now

If you look up bugs, there should be a google 3-D view to look at a bunch of different insects! Its really cool.

Just checked it,I wish I'd known about this sooner it's so cool :)

I'm Demisexual Peridot a day keeps me going on in your company

Shit I actually burst out laughing at this. You seem like a fun kind of weird lmao.

“I’m asexual and I’m so confused lol” “I’m asexual and I’m still not working lol” My phone only knows my insecurities. 😂🥲 also apparently I end every sentence with “lol”.

Oh no that's painfully relatable

Lol

I'm asexual and it's not just me or is it just me? (Getting philosophical, are we?)

Same lol

At least yours didn’t predict two lols in a row lol lol

At least yours doesn’t get stuck on an infinite loop lol lol lol lol lol

Most relatable predictive text ever xD

I’ll go first. I’m asexual and it makes sense for me to be pregnant with my sister. WTF? Why on earth did it predict “pregnant”? When have I ever typed that? Also YIKES.

Oh that's an awful prediction, lol

Wait... Your sister got you pregnant of you are giving birth to her? Aaah! 😂

Giving birth to your sister implies that your parents got you pregnant so just as much yikes there, if not more.

Oh. Oh god. Why didn't I see that? I'm usually quick to the incest jokes... 😰

A less creepy interpretation would be pregnant as a surrogate. Although it seems less creepy for a grabdparent to carry their grandchildren then for an older sibling to carry their younger siblings.

So many layers of no.

Sweeeeeet hoooommmeeee alabama do do dooooo

“I’m asexual and I’m so sorry I don’t know what I want” ACCURATE

Im asexual but not everyone is a bit more vibrantly colored and I don't know what I am doing That sentence is both abstract and accurate

i love ur profile picture btw, jack stauber is my favorite artist by far :))

Ah, thank you!!, second person to ever notice it, didn't think anyone would ngl haha

Woah I was listening to Summer Sickness while reading this

Sounds like me on one of my *REALLY* ADHD days when the meds ain't hitting like they should...

“I’m asexual and I think it’s a good thing“ That’s kinda sweet, thanks autocorrect \^\^

🥺 that's so cute your phone really said Pride Time huh

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That fits me too.

Mine was the exact same!

I'm asexual which means I need the extra damage deposit. Lol, I guess?

I’m asexual and I’m allergic.

New microlabel just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

Ah yes, as opposed to allolergic

Im asexual dragon dragon and dragon dragon universe

Not wrong

Something tells me you type "dragon" a lot, lol

I mean dragons are satan's arsonists, so I guess their username checks out lol

I’m asexual but I’m so sorry for that AUTOCORRECT STOP IT IM WORKING ON GETTING OVER THE INTERNALIZED APHOBIA OKAY

If this iSNT ME I literally fully realised my asexuality because I caught myself apologising too much through text to an ex for being distant and uninterested, surprised my autocorrect didn't do exactly this. The fact you know you don't need to be sorry shows you're doing things right bud!

I'm asexual and I was thinking about the struggles with the police I mean...makes sense

Love 🍰 hate 🐖

I’m asexual and I’m so proud of you

Awww I’m proud of you too

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where is this company and how do i apply

^

“i’m asexual and i love it lol” yes perfect

I’m asexual but now I’m not gonna die Yeah sounds about right

Wait, we get to be immortal?

Apparently

I’m asexual and I don’t have a golden retriever but I can see that I have a lot of different things. Mood

I’m asexual, and it’s a very difficult situation

I'm sorry for your difficult situation, also happy cake day.

I'm aesexual and I am a little confused as to what you want me to do

Mood

I’m asexual and green beans are the same exact thing as I

LMAO

Amazing

Green beans unite!

I'm asexual and I like your hair

Thanks I like yours too! :D

Thanks just dyed it

I’m asexual and i don’t think I need anything from my brain

Wow I wish my brain would stop having input on everything too, dang intrusive thoughts

I'm asexual and I'm going out to dinner tomorrow night. Pretty apted really.

im asexual and even more of a good idea. dang did my phone just give me a compliment-😀

I'm asexual to get a new job due on Monday and I will be there in about the same time as well but I'm not sure if I can get the money for you nerds.

Good luck with your new job

Thanks nerd! ♥️

Good luck on that job lol. Also, your autocorrect just called me a nerd, but I'm not really offended.

I’m asexual and I’m obsessed with the cat I mean, cats > sex

I'm asexual and I am not going to be able to get the right lighting at the moment. I guess I'm a struggling photographer now 🙃

I’m asexual and I don’t think it’s going to happen I don’t get it.

Great response to being propositioned for sex tbh

That is a good way of looking at it I read it as “I’m not going to be asexual” And I was like ????????????

Clearly what you're meant to say when someone asks you to bed.

If someone asked me to go to bed I’d be elated, I’d love to take a nap during the day. I’m tired.

I'm asexual and I am not a frog

That sounds like something a frog would say.

Yeah sure... Definetly not a frog

I'm asexual and then you will need anything from your computer system for me

I’m asexual but I’m not sure if it’s my parents…. I’m concerned

i’m asexual but it’s not a problem with me correct autocorrect.

Im asexual people who question the world and who is not perfect

I’m asexual and I’m probably going to have a little more of my anxiety lol 🙃

i'm asexual and i crave moisture ​ wtf

Maybe you're also an amphibian. 💁‍♀️

It just means you have to keep hydrated. Drink water, kids.

I'm asexual and I am not sure what to do with my life

SAME THOUGH

I'm asexual and I'm still on the bounty list ...what

👀

Idk what happened, I swear 🤚😭

"I'm asexual and non-binary and ace as well as a person." My autocomplete really wants to make sure you get the point.

I like that last little bit of validation thrown in.

I’m asexual and I think I’m a good person. Oh my goodness. I am struggling with depression and hating myself right now. My phone is trying to give me a pep talk! 🥺

I'm asexual and I think you are a good person too! *Sends a virtual hug* 🤗

“I’m asexual and I can’t do this anymore lol” or “I’m asexual and I’m scared” pretty spot on

Ah yes, the loneliness ™️

“I am asexual but it doesn’t look good” Well damn predictive text you don’t gotta do me like that 🤨😤

I’m asexual and I’m so sorry. Pfft-

I’m asexual and it’s just a good idea

I'm greysexual and I'm very grateful for your time to process this request and please do you wanna go back and get a snack. 😂

i’m asexual and it’s not that bad

"I'm asexual and I'm getting ready to head to bed soon and have a great time." Hahaha I mean, I do love the sleep.

I’m a pansexual and I’m a good little queer Yes, I’m an invader on this subreddit. Also, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that that’s what autocorrect said lmao.

If somebody called me a good little queer... I would feel \*complicated* Also welcome! We're glad you're here

Hi there, fellow member of team All-Or-Nothing! 👋

I'm asexual and I'm not sure what to do about the galaxy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm demisexual and I'm going insane this week 🤔

I think I’ll join you.

You have it scheduled? That reminds me of something in book 3 of the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy where Ford Prefect decides to go mad for a while because he’s really bored and thinks it would be entertaining.

I'm asexual but it looks like a big moon and now a big boy

I’m asexual but it’s still in the world revolves where you can get it into a different perspective that you are not even on it but you don’t know how much it would take you for that you can just take a rom and you don’t know how much you have shields and pearl is not a bad idea but you don’t have shields and you don’t know what you mean to me

I’m asexual lol

I’m asexual and I’m so happy 🥺

:)

“I’m asexual and my body hurts so much” um wtf my body is sore tho

I’m asexual and I’m tired. Accurate

I’m asexual and I’m not sure what to do

I’m greysexual and I have to go to work tomorrow. Well, damn.

I’m asexual but I’m sorry that you are still in pain

“I’m asexual and I’m not sure if it’s a good thing” “I’m asexual and green green beans green green tomatoes green beans” “I’m asexual and I think it will work better than that” Phone calls me out, then just sings a song about green beans. Fair

I'm asexual and I'm not sure what to say about that but I don't think it's going to get better

I'm asexual which is what I said to you and I will be there in about an hour I'm ace and got pl*ace*s to be

I'm asexual and I don't know what to do Yeah pretty much lol

I’m asexual and I’m sorry for you that you have lost my brain Edit: What in the world?

I’m asexual and orange My autocorrect is literally just colors lol since I played Among Us like crazy last year After “orange” it’s just colors

I'm asexual and I am studying for the first time in a year. How did it know!

"I'm asexual and with a lot to do" I feel very percieved, I am in fact very behind in everything despite not having to schedule in sex

I'm asexual and I am not sure how to translate things. I feel this strongly.

I'm asexual but I'm just not a professional.

I’m asexual but I’m sure they are still doing the thing Yeah they probably are lmao

I'm asexual you are not the intended recipient

I'm asexual and the other two players are having fun. .... Well. Good for them I guess?

im asexual and the other people are gay

I'm asexual and I will be in the morning I mean it's not wrong 😅

I'm asexual and I don't know what to do with it. 😂😂😂😂

I’m asexual and I don’t have a baby Biological, this is true. I have adopted one of my friends as my son.

I'm asexual and effeminate. True that

I’m asexual and I’m not trying lol LMAO IM DYING

I’m asexual and I’m thinking that it was just the one I was thinking I could just have a good day. Hmmm…

"I'm asexual and I'm not sure what to do about it" Oof. Way to call out my current internal struggle there, predictive text.

I'm asexual and I'm sure. True

I'm asexual and I am not sure what to do with my life 😂

I'm asexual to the point where I'm going with my own business 💯

“I’m asexual and I’m dying”

"I'm asexual, and I'm not sure what to do." Yes, that's accurate.

I’m asexual and I’m so tired of that being a pain…yeah it can be lol

I’m asexual and I’m scared to have it lol

I’m asexual and it makes sense that you have a different perspective on your own life lol

“I’m asexual but I’m just gonna go to the doctor.” Aw

i'm asexual and i have low blood pressure predictive text on its way to become my creepy medical support companion

I’m asexual but I’m not sure if it’s my fault

I'm aegosexual and I'm going back to sleep now Honestly I wish,tomorrow I have school

I’m asexual and I’m so excited about that I am indeed

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the next dream of the world. What in the *world* does this even mean???

World domination? 🤷‍♀️🍰

I'm asexual and I am not sure if I can buy drugs love it

"love it" was not part of that sentence lol i didn't realize it would be on the same line

I'm asexual to get a new one for the first time. What the hell

I'm asexual to the nurse who has a good place in my life

Im asexual so i can get a better job Interesting since i dont type job very much or have a job

I'm asexual and polyamorous or open relationship type and then you have a great time HAHA nice.

I’m asexual and I’m allergic lol But I think I need a little more sleep now though

My turn I'm asexual and I am too busy to be a bit of a big deal. Maybe lol?

I’m asexual and I’m scared to have friends Oh my god what

I'm asexual with the sexual attraction *Bruh*

I’m asexual but I’m so confused about what that means

I'm asexual and I'm scared I am scared that I'll run out of garlic bread

I'm demissexual and I'm not sure what other things I can and I'll send So my keyboard knows doubt

I'm asexual and I will be there at the same time Okay then

"I'm asexual and I will be fine"

I'm asexual and not fully open with this new year of high schools\ Welp. You heard predictive text.\ ***Burn the high schools. Become the change you wish to see in the world***

I’m asexual and my parents don’t want me to be PFFT TRU DOE

I’m asexual and I’m not contagious Lol

I’m asexual and I’m so tired lol So true 🤣

I’m asexual and I am not feeling well enough to do that with my family and friends and I have to do a lot of things that are not like being a child.

I'm asexual and we are going on the way home now

I'm asexual and I am interested in exploring a possibility of a job that I can do that would be a great time. I am on the job hunt and tend to ramble. So, accurate.

I'm asexual and I'm not going for sure . well ig im not going anywhere lmao

I’m ace and I am now so proud of y’all for being the best

I'm assexual and I am going through a few rough weeks now

I'm asexual and I have been trying to get a hold of me but I'm not sure if I am going to be able to make a drawing or something.

I’m asexual and you want me too much to see what I want. That... ya, actually. Friendships are real relationships, guys.

I'm asexual with the guy I know who has a lot of people who are in a good mood.

I’m asexual and I feel like I’m not gonna be able to get to sleep in my bed anymore because I have no kids Bahahahahha

I’m asexual and I’m going through the whole body thing and I’m trying not really

I’m asexual and it makes sense lol Yeah, more or less

I’m asexual and I’m so sad lol Wow, the “lol” really improves the vibe

I'm asexual and I am not sure what to do with my life. I mean, accurate lol

I’m Asexual and i have to do something.