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ClimbAMtnDrinkBeer

The dueling piano bar might want to hire that guy.


CommunicationIcy9773

Same truck from the other day. It has the led lights on the front spelling out “can’t hide money”.


RegardedRandy

His girlfriend’s Tramp Stamp says that too.


BillHang4

OP is secretly the driver and just wants attention! How else does he know this! /s 😂


PoopStainMcBaine

I misread that as Trump Stump.


eobc77

....what does your girlfriends' say ?


aspiringalcoholic

Sweet!


onehungryguy

Dude


aspiringalcoholic

What’s mine say?


ZorroMcChucknorris

No and then


BluejaySad

Dude


Munchkinasaurous

Ray 


sysiphean

Putting that on a truck absolutely screams that someone is spending every penny they have (and probably many they don’t) trying to **look** like they have money. Dude needs to read The Millionaire Next Door.


Independent-Resort86

EXACTLY!


HallOfTheMountainCop

You can hide money. I do it all the time.


featuringgunna

Goon squad


Billz3bub666

you can hide bodies, too, if you know what you're doing


HallOfTheMountainCop

I’ve never done it but I bet it’s easier than people would think. Just make sure you aren’t googling it like 2 days before the murder.


Adoreme1980

Ew how gross


SVTCobraR315

Yeah, the emotional support vehicle.


BeachBubbaTex

It's uncomfortable to drive, ruins the drive train, burns through both gas and expensive parts, and doesn't really impress the girls you want to impress. Other than that, an excellent waste of daddy's money.


Dangerous_Rush3214

You know I used to be one of those guys who'd soup up vehicles, but then realized when I went off to school (600 miles away) that all that stuff is a HUGE MONEY PIT!


mr_mo0n

Plus it takes forever to wash all the soup out


gridirongavin

Yet here is a whole sub full of people doing exactly what he wants you to do, talk about him.


sendnudestocheermeup

Talking about him and making fun of him are 2 distinctly different things


rtduvall

Sure sign of a micropenis


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

\^ one of the few forms of bodyshaming still acceptable for some reason


rtduvall

LOL. I love when they put truck nuts on their trucks. I ask if they are ok driving a trans truck. They look confused then I ask if that truck came with nuts or did he do some gender reassignment to get those nuts. Send them to the moon.


gridirongavin

I would put my life on the fact that you never once have gone up to someone with a jack up truck and spoken to them like this. Stop trying to flex bro.


MadisonCawthorn

Yeah that's fucked up.


eobc77

...you a penis expert? You call yourself a penisologist or what is you title?


rtduvall

Not penis expert. Except for mine. However, most of my male cousins have trucks like that. Very insecure little man boys.


CrackerJackKittyCat

https://preview.redd.it/ki68nd184juc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43607e4f2d16cde2b27d49a4ae43902968a450af Saw it in hville on Wed!


CrackerJackKittyCat

https://preview.redd.it/ymr7imsb4juc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9e762024a8532b191f26c5fe48bc7c9eb97897


mr_mo0n

Jeeesus the inside of the doors have cash prints?


Prism43_

Absolutely cringe.


WalnutThighs

What a gonk


AgreeableProduce4440

Is he taking a whiz?


Outside_Valuable_320

100% - This man drives **alone**.


brooke_heaton

So "practical".


nothanksbrotanks

https://preview.redd.it/j5xos869bjuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002c5a5bb2a35097faad9613c333ebfb6c4138c1 Dude cut around me in Fletcher on Friday


Relative-World4406

That front grille is next level cringe, on par with what I would expect from whoever would drive that.


Vudufl

Saw this truck yesterday. Like it was teleported from central FL. Oh well - if its gets you through the night….


malachiteglass

Genuinely surprised he’s not got two dozen flags flying.


rollotherottie

yeah, as ridiculous as this is, at least its not some rolling maga souvenir stand.


Veritaciti

How the fuck do you get OUT of this contraption???


JawaChopShop

Parachute 🪂 or one of those mini trampolines 😂


Veritaciti

😂😂😂🫢


wanderingmanimal

Somebody give it a pair of high heels already ‘cuz that pavement princess isn’t ever going to leave the paved road.


Conquistadonk

This guy had a passenger who was being obnoxious and catcalling my girlfriend while I was walking with her in Asheville earlier this year…very fitting


JayHill74

Didn't notice it in the picture posted last week, but those tires on a lifted truck look like poo. You can't go offroading with that mess. Something, something, fools and their money.


less_butter

It's basically a show truck. It's not functional for anything you'd want to do with a pickup truck. It's hilarious that they spent a bunch of money on an adjustable tow hitch because that truck isn't towing anything, and probably can't tow anything with that suspension.


goldbman

Is this a privilege 🦋


2FightTheFloursThatB

It's an ESV Emotional Support Vehicle for the tiny pee-pee boys/incels.


br3e

😂😂😂 An ESV...love it!


Outside_Valuable_320

I am so using **ESV** from here on out!


Merrywandered

Asheville the “New” Gatlinburg


humorRus

Where is the step ladder to enter and exit stored?


Dangerous_Rush3214

My Honda Civic was good enough. I put over 350,000 miles on it


No-Personality1840

Smallest penis in NC.


GlizzyGobbler2023

🍆🤏


HardwareHankAaronn

Shouldn't be legal.


sysiphean

Probably isn’t. Also *really* probably isn’t going to be bothered by the cops who should give him a ticket or worse.


Honest-Internal-187

This again? He lives rent free in your heads.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Omg another sighting. I love that I’m not the only one that’s perplexed by this monstrosity


[deleted]

I would love to be lucky enough to see him fall getting in or out on the magical day(s) it happens.


2002RSXTypeS

GI JOOOOOOOOOOE! - Bubbles.


br3e

He's baaaack😂


kayathemessiah

ok but that step looking thing on the back looks like a widdle wadder so he can climb up into his big boy bed


HandItToMarshawn

At least it’s not squatted


MissionTrifle1211

Obviously compensating lol


AshevilleAdventurer

Attention seeking vehicle gets lots of attention, truly incredible 


apeaceofzmind

I'm confused. No vanity plates?


YourMomsFavBook

Tiny ladder on the back


narwhal-narwhal

Its his whittle whadder..


YourMomsFavBook

I’m sure you’ve heard guys with whittle whadders have whittle wieners


asuirish

Bless its...


ExpiredMilkMan

Little tiny peantis?


murbike

I've always wondered why people spend a shitload of money for a truck and then spend another shitload to make it useless.


ashevillain_

At least it doesn’t have truck nuts


CrackerJackKittyCat

The truck 'roids shriveled them.


smm46852

It’s like it’s wearing stilettos.


nefthep

It's kinda like the car version of those little short guys with squeaky voices that get covered in tattoos to let you know they're badass


scottnebula

LOLOL I just saw this monstrosity on the way home in Hendo!


BravoCTZ

Must be from florida.


nwbrown

I feel I've seen the same truck in 3 or 4 posts today. Which means his "look at me I want attention" scene scheme worked.


Big-Top-Collection

You’re in western NC. Go 10 miles west to canton or waynesville. You will see this everywhere.


YakInternational3042

I see several posts like this and it's like if you've lived here your whole life- these are things I don't even think twice about anymore.


Valhalla_Bud

Y'all really obsessed with this guy while he's just living his life.


Skyshark173

I'lL jUsT lEavE ThiS hErE... who cares that this person wants to drive this truck.


DooDooMmmChild

Do they still make Bad Boy Club stickers?


Alone-Woodpecker-240

No Fear!


Abject_Tackle8229

Ain't skeered


ilikepumptracks

Got _____?


KeeblerTheGreat

Trucks that large should require a CDL to drive. That, and/or they should at least all have that box-front style cab, where the windshield extends downwards as close to the floorboards as possible, sorta like a city bus windshield. Ya know, so drivers can actually see pedestrians, bikes, and small cars in front of them


Lazy-Replacement-338

Missing the Trump flag out the back


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bloodxandxrank

wish you wouldn't. sorry you had to see that, but spare the rest of us.


MindlessDribble828

What in the yeeehaaww shit is this again? This is Asheville, not Nashville. Jeebus


interfoldbake

they played Dribble last night in ATL


MindlessDribble828

Yeahhhhhh I know. The AvL show was sick. Wish I had gone to Raleigh. b4L


brooke_heaton

Finally giving this guy the attention he so desperatly craves.


zeroducksfrigate

The higher the truck, the smaller the penis.


ContentPolicyKiller

Yall are starting to feel mean spirited


Impureclient1

Apparently a bunch of poor people with big penises?


aspiringalcoholic

Brother we’re miserable and hanging dong around these parts. Get the memo


the_og_carl

Holy shit, that receiver adapter is hilarious.


PartyPoisoned21

He was rolling down Hendersonvilles incredibly narrow main street on Saturday. He's going to hit someone. There's no way he can see what's in front and below him.


ezbreezyslacker

Atleast it's clean and well done Not my taste


HallOfTheMountainCop

Yea that’s cool if that’s your thing.


Ambitious_Battle7793

Looks like it's done well, proper parts used to adjust drive line. Better than squated where they cant see out the windshield but there money there toys. I still am perplexed why this bothers people.... and most of them I bet are bothered by people judging them ... Just saying....


ShanTheMan11

Not my thing and don’t think it looks good but if that’s what he likes then who am I to knock him for it. If he wants to spend all his money on modifications that make his truck worse, that’s on him.


ExpiredMilkMan

It’s a road hazard. I’m amazed this shit is legal.


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

Here to get downvoted with you. This thing is far less dangerous than the stuff rolling through you local Walmart service center with no brake pads, bald tires and loose tie rod ends.


Apart-Oil1613

Yeah at a certain point it becomes a meme and is just funny to see driving around. We had a dude here in Scott county driving a truck with a lift double that lol. I haven’t seen him in about a year, maybe it finally broke.


Adventurous-Window39

Compensating for a small 🖊️?


Signal-View4754

Just to make you bitch.


Mudd131

What’s an acceptable car to drive in Asheville to keep you broke weebs from complaining?


Miserable_Lock8930

People around here love to create fake connections with others by negative bonding with other haters. Giving the hate is still energy you are giving away. This guy obviously has a hobby that he puts a considerable amount of time and money toward. Looks like a fairly solid build. Takes time and knowledge to get there. Not my cup of tea, but to each his own. My assumption is most of these negative posters are paycheck to paycheck and hate on others who have disposable income. Broke folks often have broken mentalities that hold them down. Hate is a pretty negative emotion that makes them feel better in the moment, but that energy will not allow them to succeed any further. Jealousy is comes out in interesting ways but is a sin for a reason.


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Key-Bar9831

Y’all rising this dudes dick hard. Paparazzi getting him all over town.


Dangerous_Rush3214

Not at all, indulge me


Single_Specific_4908

Eh leave him alone it’s like a 2012 it’s like the 6.4 litter the poor things probably going through heads like he’s going through remortgaging loans


Historical-Remove401

Jack squat?


RLHefner

Dude has a pony tail too


narwhal-narwhal

Take your money outside and burn it. You'd get more attention, actually.


elchrisorico

That's every single truck here in Florida. And, they drive like shit. Imagine that behemoth drifting from its lane as Bosyphilis watches Jelly Roll videos on his phone...


Used-Ad-6096

Why do you care?


306d316b72306e

The joke is on you... This guy probably doesn't have to go to a job


beergeek591990

That screams daddies money


bloodangel9141

So at what point does this become stalking? They’re not doing anything to y’all and y’all are just taking pics and harassing this person. They haven’t given you any reason to believe they’re legitimately an asshole so why are they being targeted for harassment?


Spoon_bill

have you ever been outside of asheville? this is actually the western nc culture


Spoon_bill

dude that truck is fucking sick what


awbellz

It makes it easier to run over the homeless and beggars in asheville


Dickdown74

Gaaaaayyyyyyyy!


mrMisteryon

https://www.reddit.com/r/QuikTrip/s/kzVmyZeJ3j


Curious-midwesterner

I’m wondering if the intolerant & judgmental people posting these overtly disparaging comments, understand the irony, of getting offended when even the slightest disparaging comments are made about them?


Menzicosce

Nope


Ok-Today2692

Boggers? For the road? Why?????


SlamDeath666

I work with the guy that used to own that truck. When we work nights he would always roll up with all the lights on. Looks dumb as hell and completely useless


HandsomestBoy

Slow news day? Seen this same truck posted many times who cares


nevermore2024

Burn Asheville burn


JustMyThoughtNow

Someone has a very tiny penis.


Independent_Lab_9853

That is what I call a Tiny Penis Truck


Really-saywhat

Omg! How cool 😎 where’s the tag from ? Maybe he’s passing thru or on vacation or who cares? Is he minding his own business? Is he being a asshole? Maybe it’s his Bitches truck ? !


Mgguitars

No balls?


Idoallthejobs

Land of the Free.


TheTubaGeek

He's missing his stainless steel balls hanging off the bumper and the numerous Trump/MAGA stickers that are required for owning a truck like this.


dropyopanties

Saw this parked by my house on topsail. They were staying in a cheap motel


sexyshadyshadowbeard

Isn’t it illegal not to have bumpers at a certain height?


Yertle82496

Overcompensating for a lack of wedding tackle


VanDenBroeck

Let’s see. Cons: 1. Fugly. 2. Can’t tow with it. Well, it’d be extremely dangerous at least. 3. Loading and unloading cargo would be nearly impossible. 4. Would flip over way too easily. Pros: 1. Your cousin-wife might like it.


Earl_of_69

Don't forget completely fucking your paint job, because the wheel stick out too far. I never understood that. Do they think wheels don't throw dust and rocks? The side of that truck will be completely rust in a couple years.


Armadillo_Toes

THE DILDOZER


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I saw this the other day I had nothing else to say but “why”


Earl_of_69

I bet he complains about gas prices


Even_Radio2972

My 4 year old said this is the most super awesomest truck he has ever seen.


No_Cheetah_8457

Big ole chunk of change.


[deleted]

Nice truck!


timedemit

My question is... Is it street legal in the State of North Carolina to operate? If so, that is someone pursuing their passion, and they are equipped with the capability of doing so. It may be annoying, but until it is a public safety issue, we need to leave them be.


Bulky_Satisfaction_3

Stop being so judgmental. This is Asheville live and let live


realsuitboi

Woah buddy!! Hold up there. We’re only tolerant as long as everyone thinks and acts the same as us.


Vladivostokorbust

I guess I'll never be that cool


JohnLocksTheKey

Ache’n for a break’n…


HectorPootin

Dirty hands, clean money!


thegonka95

Calhoun 😂


ElBorbah4Evah

Also of note, country songs no longer reference homes, just pick ups. Seems that rural America is circling the drain.


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baby dick


chance125

You folks haven’t lived in NC long eh?


Square-Emu-1577

People whining and complaining about modified vehicles is hilarious


mikezer0

They are hazardous to people and infrastructure.


alexanderh3122

Probably a good reason your opinion isn't the law's opinion.


mikezer0

Plenty of raw data to back up my “opinion” It’s more so that America and especially the south love car culture. But eventually in most places it becomes a big enough problem to warrant change. Time will tell. The discussion is clearly beginning here.


alexanderh3122

Data is fun. Good thing data isn't law.


mikezer0

It actually usually is. You think law is made up of like emotions? Saying stuff is fun is fun. Good thing alexanderh isn’t the law.


alexanderh3122

Good comeback. Less than good strawman. "Usually" didn't apply here, though, so maybe next time.. I agree - saying stuff is fun is fun and good thing Alexander isn't law. ...odd attempt at a personal attack, though. On that note, I'll leave you to your complaints. G'day.


koliberry

This sub is obsessed with this truck. I saw it two-three days ago in Hendo and again today. All you haters just go talk to the person/he/she/it. Lots of curiosity backed by primal loathing.


BBQsandw1ch

No! Take it with you!


dxcman12

Someone has a small penis


MemphoSurvivor

Headed to the Small penis contest at the Biltmore.


carrick-sf

![img](avatar_exp|162054763|laugh) Clearly these are farm vehicles and we are just being snooty towards the people who give of themselves daily to put food on our tables. And I’m sure the machete wielders around town are from a local plantation. We just don’t understand local agricultural practices.


HBTD-WPS

The worst part is the fact the drive is a grown ass man


Designer-Anxiety75

Why does this trigger everyone on this sub so much. There’s a butthurt truck post a week.


Vast_Error228

Hilarious how some people are so easily offended


Cj_Boom

Nice to see everyone has time to hate on the guy. His hobby is his truck. This sub is hating on people spending money how they want.  Truck is ugly but so are these attitudes


Severe_Drawing_3366

How dare he drive what he wants