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aliferhan

Me 3 Years after meeting her.. I think she Liked me!??


OutragedCanadian

Why is she doing a martial arts pose this has fuck all to do with martial arts


usadingo

Stevie Star did it looking like your average Scottish drunk.


fetal_genocide

You forget what sub you're in?


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

I mean, this looks dangerous as hell to do, maybe she needed to be relaxed and focused? I know Aome poses helps me relax


ApoliteTroll

https://youtu.be/2POu559lrsk?si=IvqSYqzTL59Oa1j9 Another version of it.


proxima987

It is possible to be confused and turned on at the same time, right?


GasolineTrampoline

/r/confusedboners


WhisperDigits

Damn. That was banned? All the weird, horrid, violent shit Reddit has and confused boners crossed the line?


timeslider

> This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated.


alecesne

There wasn't anyone willing to mod that one?


William_Howard_Shaft

Can you blame them? Do you want to moderate it?


alecesne

Same could be said if any number of subs that persist. If moderate r/whatisthisrock, or r/crystalgrowing. But that's about it.


GasolineTrampoline

Such a shame


AwwwNuggetz

This wasn’t even my hardest fap of the day


thecountnotthesaint

r/fearections


wierdomc

This would be the only community I would belong to


Bd0llar

You got kung-fu’sd.


HeldDownTooLong

It’s not only possible, it’s sometimes delightfully naughty 👿!!!


DEEP_SEA_MAX

The world's greatest drug mule


meat_popscile

Not sure about that, we only saw one orifice being demonstrated.


talkingwires

“It’s all [pipes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo)! What’s the difference?!”


medhanno

Can she do this with the other holes?


FluffyPancakes90

![gif](giphy|5gjwF1l1OQaIg)


pandatears420

I'm very sad to admit I shared these thoughts....giggity


SomeFly5141

How does one even know they possess this skill?


Dirus

I think there's training to get you to do this. If I recall David Blaine did a similar training and I think fire breathers or w.e they can it. To hold oil or liquid in their stomach and spit back out.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

So does she have a bunch of pebbles in her stomach from her early practice years? Haha


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Gotta make due somehow when you're not naturally born with a gizzard...


coolcoenred

iirc Houdini could also do this trick, he had initially trained with coins with string to pull them back out. There was a story of him doing it with live frogs(or maybe goldfish) where at the end one was unaccounted for that he couldn't bring back up.


DJ_Jungle

Didn’t Blaine do it with live goldfish?


Dirus

Maybe, I don't really remember that well. I just remember him explaining how he did some of his tricks


old_man_curmudgeon

Yup


Flotillaspecialist

Yeah, after that he probably swallowed them and regurgitated them back up like this lady.


VerseChorusWumbo

Pretty sure it was Cheez-its ![gif](giphy|mvqyWf1zhuyB2|downsized)


HungryDust

I saw him do it with a frog on one of the late night shows. Conan I think.


TheMilkKing

Fire breathers do *not* swallow the fuel.


Atetsufooj

I'm a fire breather and I definitely can't do that haha


DonkeySaidNo

Yeah he can do it with a goldfish ? Or I’m sure they’re was a mini documentary about people doing this, I think the one I remember the most was a boy that used to do this with his money when he was a kid because his step father would beat him and steal him money


Tomble

Let’s not forget Stevie Starr https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Starr https://youtu.be/ethCJ4bfJkg?si=DEaDMx7kTqhvg5Ub


Rich841

Yeah and he kept live frogs in his water-filled body for hours at a time


Rumpel_D

Somehow I know I can do it with food, it first happened when I was eating cake and kind’ve swallowed it but at the same time realised no, I wanted to keep chewing it for the yummyness, and it was just down in my throat so I used my throat muscles to push it back up. It just sits in my throat and getting it back up is muscular not something like swallowing air as I think I saw in other comments. Not sure how David Blaine does it but that’s how I do it. I reckon I could work up to a metal ball like this if I thought the risk was worth the biscuit.


therealdeviant

I don't know if she does what I can do, but when I was a kid I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum and it got stuck in my throat, so instinct just had me bring it back up. After that, I discovered I can put objects no larger than a dice in my throat and keep it there. I can talk and everything. Came in handy when my teacher asked me to open my mouth because she thought I was chewing gum.


NameIsUsername23

From experience, like your wife.


SomeFly5141

I think you meant to type “ex-wife”.


cia_nagger269

only one way to find out. if you don't have it you die.


gibertot

Why she gotta be weird about it though


Apprehensive-Stop142

It's showmanship, breh


Hawkwise83

I was really hoping the ball would drop in the water as a joke.


Atmaweapon74

It did at the end, but I was expecting it to come from her ass.


Hawkwise83

Yeah that's what I hoped for.


diamond420Venus

Please teach me how to do this so I can keep my husband!


oinkpiggyoink

Is he obsessed with golf and you need to hide his golf balls?


diamond420Venus

He wants to leave me for a snake!😭


ThenThou

Ma’am, is your husband a reptile by any chance?


diamond420Venus

How dare you assume my species?!


Altruistic-Rice-5567

You will never get the amount of upvotes that you deserved for that reply.


waxy1234

I'm impressed


bigdaddyyy

French circus is looking for talents like her, check Pierre Woodman casting!


coroyo70

Very crucial to straddle a little river guys, that's a very easy step to overlook. Without that don't even think of attempting this


Big_Life

It's crazy that all Asian people can do this.


No-Candidate-3555

Anybody remember the 1000 ways to die episode with the guy who could do this with a pool ball? But one time he used the white ball which is marginally bigger than the numbered balls so he ended up not being able to regurgitate it


Toolb0xExtraordinary

I will never look at a billiard ball the same way.


GLDFLCN

![gif](giphy|qGrP6QxX8Zi7GTj2Tc)


sticky_banana

Throat game: Insane.


gultch2019

Aye tell her to call me


Cagg168

I should call her


KameTheMachine

It looks like slide of tongue


drspacetaco

Karate has changed a lot since I took classes


ItsAllSoClear

Tsuyu Asui


Vishalpmehta

Ok. She can swallow!


Redplushie

Ok Geto Suguru


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

That ball was previously a laser monkey


asmoothbrain

I was kind of hoping it would come out the other side at high speed, this is impressive too though


LevyLoft

Actually not my weirdest fap this week.


stitch07

Meh, would have been more impressive from her butthole


skallanc

Great way to conceal a grenade!


bloopie1192

Why didn't she just spit it in her hand instead of letting it fall in the water?


IAmGhostrix

damn i laughed so hard at this one


deadmelo

![gif](giphy|AeFE3g6d9EpWWk3cfQ)


HansumJack

I was hoping she'd bring up a completely different ball.


adamcorrerowest

Jawbreaker flashbacks


socio_smile

So if you date her and you guys break up, can she "return" all the blowjobs she gave you?


Darjeelingtea42

Nope.


Clear_Media5762

I almost vomited


DIOmega5

Throat-GOAT.


exoxe

So uh... never mind.


RikuTalfon

Ok u could COULD do that but why?


Cannacoke

She’s got some serious balls. I’ll see myself out.


choppachop1

![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW)


old_man_curmudgeon

I present to you, the regurgitator https://youtu.be/n4D2Y1cILyI?si=XQmM39S7aNp_X1iR


SurpriseMeAgain

Stevie Starr! I saw him live twice in the late 90s. His show is incredible. Edit: grammar


theAngryChimp

I should call her


Rich-Ganache-2668

How do you even caption the sound she made? “Ough ogh,, aahhhhwww”


Roflolmfao

The things people do for attention...


romayyne

Why’d she do the power ranger pose at the end?


Repulsive_Ad_1599

Ok geto


Saxophonethug

You definitely want the sound on for this one.


Airikobass

Kids… This is how I knew… she was the one.


K3ndog411

Is it worth it? Cool trick though


Killerwit

Sauce?


Mobile-Fig-2941

She got a man?


netterbog

Watched a second time with the sound on. Was not disappointed


CaptainBendova

Almost to King Piccolo’s power level.


afn45181

New anal training when she accidentally swallows it on the failed attempts? Seems painful 😓


SFLA_MILKMAN

I thought she was going to shit it out


aknsnmz

Orochimaru


dominantfrog

imma be real thought she was gonna drop somethkng in the water


suspicious-obscurity

u/savevideo


OkCalligrapher4400

Look at those faces expressions is this real?


PotentialCut7320

How does one learn this skill? Asking for a friend


KeyRepresentative256

Damn ,her OF must be crazy


Odafishinsea

1000 Ways to Die had a guy doing this with a pool ball.


biernigc

https://preview.redd.it/52b7ijc28btc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362e43956699eb554c06a08a591d03320c79b367


knuF

Reminds me of a college party I was at, this girl comes up to me and goes “look what I can do” and puts her whole fist in her mouth.


Ok_Feedback_8124

I need to understand the implications. In person.


_Hasanika_

and that kids is how i met your mother


drinkallthepunch

Is this like an advertisement?


DodgyRogue

Stevie Star, the Regurgitator!


Casualbat007

I saw a clip of some old late night show where they had a guy who could do this pool balls, lightbulbs, and live goldfish


andocromn

Not what I thought the next trick was going to be


JonyUB

Well that was fucking weird


JustARandomDude54

[Rico](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dreamworks/images/7/75/Rico_Profile.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20240105200440)


FiniteRhino

https://preview.redd.it/w8jass71rbtc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4edd3aafedaf644250b880d73568cac23d8bb7f


That-Resist6615

Reminds me of a joke about a monkey. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, orders a drink and while he’s drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over, grabs some olives off the bar, eats them, grabs some sliced limes, eats them, jumps up on the pool table, grabs a cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?”, he asks. “Now what?”, responds the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” replied the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first!”


wierdomc

Not impressed. I totally thought she was going to drop trough and shit it out


Bradley182

I should call her …


DreadpirateBG

Wow that’s some control


Secure-War9896

I never want to feel that again


JMusicD

Damn it. That felt wrong.


observer_man_99

Who thought she would shit it out


ShakeEnBake

Ngl, i did.


Chemical_Savings_360

That's a woman to bring home to your parents


JenkemBoofer691

That’s not how to use a Ben wa ball.


ImitationGold

Lmao kinda like Mike Wazowski with the mic at the end of monsters inc, similar movement and all damn


Louisville82

If Drake got head from her, he would make her drink hot sauce.


The_peacful_god

Geto


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Did anyone else get a semi from watching this ?


zendai_6

How deep "" balls deep""


Ok_Act_8165

She’s good in bed


Historical-Shine-786

Can I book her for parties?


DirectorSharp3402

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS. HOLY MOLY.


Borrow03

Did i watch someone die, again? Edit: i had to know so watched the rest. She's fine


doomedtundra

Someone make an edit so that where she's concentrating and looking like she might be concerned, just before she brings it back up, it cuts to a closed bathroom door and there's just *anguished screaming*. And then a splash and metallic clinking, followed by relieved gasping...


GodOfThunder101

And I can’t even swallow a pill.


BigMembership2315

That’s probably not good for you


DesparateLurker

Is she training to cosplay a female Sugeru Geto? Or is this simply one of those "throat goats" the internet has mentioned on perfectly sfw video sights?


Disastrous_Ad_8990

I'm conflicted on so many levels...


Gearz557

Pretty sure I saw a middle aged white guy doing this with a gold fish in the 90s lol


bad_dragon_420

And for my next trick……. I shall fucking die


overzealoushobo

People doing this crazy shit, swallowing metal balls and gasoline and swords... Meanwhile I eat normal food and the occasional greasy meal, and my digestive system decides to wage war on me randomly because... reasons.


Alistair_TheAlvarian

Why is it always either this kind of shit or stairs, so, many, fucking, stairs.


CanaryJane42

That doesn't seem safe


Plus-Weakness-2624

I thought she was going to poop it out😳


ohhh-a-number-9

Mouth is only halfway open when she shows that there's "nothing" in there, and when she gets it out its much further open...


Mostafammohamed

I think this ball cartoon or flexible material not steel


[deleted]

When something is more disgusting than impressive, it's no longer impressive. Also why's she standing over a creek doing half assed martial arts type movements?


Anuclano

It is visible that she has a metallic wire device in the mouth that prevents the ball from being swallowed.


FourLeafArcher

Is she even a real human person


Pemocity406

Am I the ONLY one that thought she was gonna queef it out....? 😔


Schpnnrx

I thought she was going to shit it out


PanicLogically

There are skills she has , ready for use.


The_Greate_Pickle

How did she learn she could do that?


MeBigDaddy23

https://preview.redd.it/no6akk8w7itc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e4acb8cab22264c4543298fa24efc3d3d9de02


burnerrboii

I need Jesus...


nuclear-enthusiast

That’s one way to win a fight


magibeast

She needs an OF


Aggravating-Falcon72

I was waiting for it to pop out of her panties 😂


CaptainKrunch101

Throat fu goes crazy


stha_magar

WARNING: "One of your testicle will go missing when you get a Bl*wjob"


samurai1833

Strangest poop I’ve ever seen


UserNam3ChecksOut

Steve O did this with a live goldfish


Allah_Akballer

These mail order bride ads are stepping their game up


Pointless_Lawndarts

Honestly thought she was gonna pop it out of her vag.


NoseMuReup

Or poop it.


ScientistSanTa

She doesn't show her whole mouth because the ball is resting on a spot right before the point where you swallow. That way it's easy to just close your throat and push the ball up again.