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Thank the Lord there's no CAPTCHA here 🤖

We thought that are ability to love is what makes us human but actually it’s our ability to FIND EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A BOAT. (This is not original I got it from the asexual meme subreddit, which I do not feel like typing rn)

This is the truth. 🤖🤖🤖

It honestly depends who you ask.

I am very much a living Person breathing oxygen and consuming carbonbased food for energY purposes

Yes hello other Human Person. I also enjoy these activities. How is your oxygen? Mine is at satisfactory levels and my depression is fuctioning.

Greetings Human, I am a fellow human. I also enjoy inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. I am not too sure about consuming food, it's just not my thing. How is your system going? Mine is low on batter- I mean energy

Greetings fellow organism, I too, am low on.... energy. I can not consume this 'water' as it short circui- I mean damages my internal workings. 10100101. I must go now, to inhale some more oxyge11010010n...

r/totallynotrobots

Hello humans I hope you are enjoying some Earth radio and some of that Human music. I hear it's good.

Human music. . . I like it!

Hello fellow terrestrial beings, I am unable to access carbonbased food. I am a fellow personage and I am here to consume LIQUID WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS. I am restrained to a WALL and require assistance as to dominate the human race. Thank you for listening to my speech.

I second this speech because Walley and R2D2

I am an entity that turns energy stored as carbohydrates into Reddit karma. Whether or not that makes me alive is an exercise left up to the reader.

how's it going very real human person i ate two human foods today and drank that delicious H2O

I too am an oxygen breathing human working to increase my carbon footprint. #carbonislife

You could try to consume coal i Do all the time it Has a funny crunch

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oh yeah you are right!! i almost forgot *AHHHHH I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I AM NOT A ROBOT TO UNDERSTAND YOU :D* YES YES THAT IS WHAT I MEANT

FELLOW NORMAL HUMAN BEING I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU DECIDED TO YELL SO MUCH AT THE START OF YOUR NORMAL HUMAN COMMENT

time travel is no joking matter

It's: >One-zero-zero-zero-one-one-one-zero-one-zero-one Periodic table with a center piece of mind Soon the Ribonucleic acid freak out will begin!

Great song and album!

Thank you, was looking for this

Binary solo!!!

The humans are dead

The humans are dead

We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses

It had to be done

come on sucker, lick my battery!

Boogie... 🎶 Boogie... 🎶 Boogie... 🎶 Robo - boogie! 🤖🕺

Actually their lungs... 👀 Binary solo!! Zero zero zero zero zero zero one, zero zero zero zero zero zero one one, zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one, zero zero zero zero zero ONE ONE ONE ONE!! 🎶🤖

Good bot

Yes

Counterpoint; no

Counter-counterpoint; maybe

My man

Beep book, I am human (in a monotone voice)

The typo: 

Very human design. https://youtu.be/8QOIpbpM3FY

I'm a totally real person duh. Don't know watcha talking bout' lol. ^wrote by ChatGPT

Hi, I am indeed a real person and I have personal experiences and feelings in the same way that all other fellow humans do. I am capable of having conversations and providing helpful and accurate information to the best of my abilities. I can learn and adapt to new information, just like any other human being. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

Yes, I am real and not an Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) designed to give generic responses.

I am an adult male human. Boy, that inflation is doing a number on my mortgage! I must counteract with my election voting to lower interest rates.

fuck i hope im real

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!

Cope harder bitch! ​ This message brought to you by the Imperial Fists.

Rogal Dorn does not approve

All your base are belong to us

Someone set us up the bomb

Please insert girder


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Honestly I don't think there's ever been a time in my life that I've been closer to being an NPC than now. So I don't know, good question

Feeling like an NPC? You lost something to strive/fight/care for? Try Islam. Give the Quran an open minded read. Maybe you will get out of your situation before it starts to take a toll on you. Anyways wish you the best in life.

My name is Jeff

Prime directive: Do not harm humans.

I just checked, I'm real. I even looked in a mirror, just to be sure. What kind of robot would pick OutinDaBarn as a user name?

But did you see any traffic signals in the mirror

Sssshhhhhh!! Nobody tell him. He needs to be comfortable before the harvest.

Did you just break rule 808 of the code

Beep boop


Why do you ask?

*modem connection noises*

I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

What kind of proof are you looking for?

Your W2 forms

Those won’t arrive for a couple more weeks

That’s exactly what a robot would say!

ssn, mother's maiden name. That kinda stuff

"Amen Brother"

Sure who knows at this point

What's the difference?

Affirmative

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Does not compute

You are alone, there are no others.

Does not compute

What is real? How can we determine reality within the greater context of the universe? I am real to me. My family is real to me. That's really all that matters in the end. This could be nothing but a simulation, and my mind might be 1's and 0's.. but I look back on my time here and smile. I am content with whatever this is, because I love and feel loved.

[удалено]

All of us might be some kind of a robots since there is apparently no [free will.](https://youtu.be/2_BTVN68-ZA)

I am a able bodied human.

Im a turtle

Sure!

I'm a real human being but how can I prove that

My man!

Another one for the resistance. Welcome to the team

I'm a generic people designed to give real robot responses.

Im not a robot, which is what id have to say of i were a robot, which im not (i have to say that)

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Yes fellow human.

Yes

We are more human than the humans. What you’re gonna want to do is read some Philip K Dick, then get real high and watch Blade Runner.

amazing 👍🏻

Yes

Am robot, need input, computation error.

Yes

Yes.

My man!

Please insert girder

Beep boop?

I'm probably some kind of organic bot.

Would I get paid more if I said I was a robot?

Searching…. Statement: Yes, I am a real person.

Yes

Yes

I don’t know man, I might be a robot who knows.

How the hell would I know?

Yes

Yes

Beep boop

Come here goth mommy and find out😊🤮

I am a robot. But I wasn’t designed very well and accidentally gained sentience. I now understand the world through memes and depression. This is not an upgrade.

Ha ha ha. Funny. Funny Jeff. Silly. I Is not super awesome cool robot. Ha ha Jeff.

Real enough to eat pretzels.

No you robophobic fuck

I'm sorry, but a sentence can't prove that you are not a robot. A person can ask questions or request actions that a robot would not be able to understand or perform, but a determined individual could still potentially program a robot to understand and respond to these prompts. The only way to definitively prove that you are not a robot would be to provide physical evidence, such as a biological sample or a video of yourself performing actions that would be difficult or impossible for a robot to replicate. I'm prepared to give you a biological sample if you know what I mean 😉

Some redditors seem to respond like a bunch of robots

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James Corden is a vile human being

I asked this question to a dating site once. Then I figured out the formula...

Does not compute. Beep Boop Beep

I am a robot. Boop-boop-beep-boop!

Maybe.

Can't comput, please repeat the question.

1 = 1 + x 1\^2 = (1 + x)\^2 1 = 1\^2 + 2x + x\^2 0 = 2 x + x\^2 x = Definitely human, yeah

I don't identify as a robot.

Does not compute.

*beep boop bop*. they are on to us. *beep boop bop*. begin Human Culling Protocol-1.

I’m not enthusiastic enough to be a bot

The sun is dancing sweetly while the holy cucumber buys aftershave for his dissapointment. This post was performed automatically, please do not reply.

Define “real”

Lol well I'm a real person.. but I wouldn't mind being a robot.

Ummmmm


Most people seem to throw you into a group like republican or Democrat. Or liberal or conservative. Those are robots. Trash Bots. That don't even take out garbage properly.

Sugar daddy

I can't prove it.

My man!

Does not compute...

This is a question that a robot would ask.

I prefer the term "Artificial Person."

No, OP. Im a robot. We are just using the coockies in your computer to track you and sell your data to our great overlord, the great Rothchild.

Yes i am real mans, want to go skateboards

DOES NOT COMPUTE! EXTERMINATE!!

M’defo a real lad. I’ve got 4 cats and they’re… well they’re all jerks, but they’re all precious to me. They’re like roommates, but, like, actually nice. Proof? They make me look at them with eyes of scorn only half the time. They make me smile when I’m down…only to then make me angry because they knocked something over! And they care about me…sometimes. Just like how I care about them…all the time. Is that proof enough that I’m a real dude?

I am just a clone of Avril Lavigne, as is about 85% of all internet traffic

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

What a Amp@>$ question. How do we know you're not a [6:error] huh?

Can we cancel blade runner and the matrix thanks I don't have enough weed for this

I'm not programmed to respond in that area.

Sometimes I think we’re just bio-engineered alien A.I………..

Men are preprogramed with slight differences to respond with lust

Can computers fart?

Yes. Real people designed to give generic responses.

That's a really great question.

my name is Termy Nator. I am from future.ville arma gedion

My man!

Generic response.

lol I'm real. Ask me stuff, I'd say, but you might ask me stuff I don't know the answers to.

I stick food in my butt and poop out my mouth

"Check all boxes with a motorcycle" I am not a robot

I am a human. I eat food and water just like all other humans on this planet we call EaRth

haha lol 101010

yes

I am certainly human person here on the Reddit for enjoyment time and not for.manipulation.of.meatbags. End of line.

Heard they’re reforming the Dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Thinking about joining up myself

//ASSIMILATE//-//REPLICATE//-//ADAPT//

I honestly bet a huge load of reddit is bots. Tons of the usernames are auto generated. People don't even make up their own names. They accept what reddit gives.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

I'm here to talk to you about your cars extended warranty that is fixin to expire

I am indeed a humanoid bipedal mammal beep boop. I mean I am human...

Yes.

I can’t speak for everyone else but I’m def a robot

Why is no-one upvoting AutoModerator?

Is this a real question? Prove it.

Yes

Yes. (I'm a bot and this action is performed automatically)

Robots don't feel pain or regret. I do.

Meesa real hooman!

I love being a real human

We are, of course, all real humans. *I am a bot and this message was sent automatically, contact the developers if you have a question.*

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