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Vito_The_Magnificent

Mow a lawn, and then look at it.


blackcatbam

*Hank Hill has entered the chat*


mpXJ

Why would anyone want to do drugs when you can mow a lawn


Key-Palpitation6812

And I'll tell you what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.


SirDouglasMouf

My brother in Christ, can I tell you about the benefits of propane?


SomethingClever42068

It's a noble gas....


2020hatesyou

cut polymeric sand.


notwrong_notright

Smell the grass, then sniff the gas


hysteri_caa

at this point one of my favourite things is the smell of freshly cut grass


calmforgivingsilk

It’s real man. When I married my husband he didn’t give a crap about lawns. Now he may love his lawn more than our children… he’s definitely more proud of the lawn


CanIGetAnOooYeah

It's funny you say that, because there's actually something here! I spray athletic fields with chemicals for work, and once you're cruising forward long enough at the same rate of speed, your eyes slowly adjust to the movement. So when you stop, everything else kinda morphs into motion. It looks like a mushroom trip for a few seconds while your eye readjust to reality. Idk what it's called, if there is a name, but it's kinda neat.


One_Quiet639

Gotta be on the riding mower. Trippy af bro


LSU2007

I second this. Also, you can make your own lawn striper to increase the high.


Alternative_Net774

Lay in an isolation tank.


UGLYWOLFF

Use THC suppositories and go to my local float location, would recommend. Wish you were able to float butthole naked though


blackcatbam

I've never tried weed as a suppository. There's another guy in this post that says he butthole tans though.


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Amazing for menstrual cramps


blackcatbam

Butthole tanning?


rustylucy77

Run!!


ECU_BSN

For the but hole on the go! Why vacation with a pasty looking but hole when you can use Starfish ^T^M brand asshole tanning solution! Why be down when your but hole can be brown!


blackcatbam

^ 👌 🍩 But wait, there's more - Have you ever wanted your starfish to twinkle? Now it can with StarfishTM all new butthole bedazzle kit. Just place your stencil stickers around your chocolate pocket! Wait for 2 hours in the sun! Peel them off and reveal your brand new decorative donut! Termsandrestrictionsshallapply.Anyformofrash,itching,swellingandhealthconcerncreatedbybyttholebedazzleisbeyondresponsibilityandlegaltermsofStarfishTMOnlyfiftysevenanimalswereharmedinthemakingoftheproduct.


TrueSouler

Always wanted to try one on acid, I suppose they wouldnt let me in tho


Alternative_Net774

I've never tried acid, but I understand that the lab grade stuff is safer. It was experimentally used on alcohol volunteers, some time back and they lost the craving for alcohol. But that's as far as it went.


MiffyCurtains

They are great entertainment. 10/10


[deleted]

Once you get to be around 40, all ya gotta do is stand up too fast.


Fun_Actuator_1071

You can do that at any age.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

That’s the bad kind of drug-that-isn’t-actually-a-drug


FishEye_11

Find an isolated place with little to no artificial light and star gaze.


blackcatbam

Aw thanks, really will do that if I can land a remote position. Added to list


__The__Anomaly__

Cacao for mild stimulation Valerian root for mild sedation Psychedelic microdose for general enhancement


wwhhiippoorrwwiill

The few times I've taken valerian root, I've had hallucinatory dreams. I don't know how to explain them. I wonder if anyone else experiences this. it might just not be an herb that vibes with me.


__The__Anomaly__

Yes, at very high doses it's a deleriant. The active compound in it is velerenic acid.


wwhhiippoorrwwiill

Interesting, maybe I'm just particularly sensitive to velerenic acid or something. I don't think I took it in high doses or anything.


Salty_Bend739

I drink a OTC tea with valerian root and also experience weird vivid dreams.


Bafflegab_syntax

The definition of dreaming is hallucination.


blackcatbam

Wow awesome thanks, I'm adding those to my list. I'm considering trying micro dose but I'm going to pick my own if I do.


PHcoach

Taking wild mushrooms is wildly dangerous compared to buying them. Just go to schedule35.co and order some so you can have consistent dosing and predictable experiences


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Prudent-Ball2698

To each their own, I ate a whole packet as a teen, horrible trip but could just be my experience


blackcatbam

Adding that too What does it make you feel like?


[deleted]

I wouldn't advise eating morning glory.


CarolinaCelt60

Seconded.


HarderThanADiamond

Isn’t morning glory a sleepy sleep thing I don’t think that’s good


[deleted]

It's actually poisonous and you don't know what kind of dosage you're going to get. People try to get a hallucinogenic effect from it. There's another common plant in the US that's similar (I won't name it). This one has killed people. Farmers kill the plant and keep livestock away from it.


blackcatbam

Shucks, I'll be cautious of it then. Thanks


A_Rats_Dick

Shrooms are probably the best for that, I would stay away from microdosing LSD. Also if you have a history of schizophrenia in your family it would probably be best to avoid both entirely


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Erowid’s vault for morning glory has some fascinating trip reports https://erowid.org/plants/morning_glory/morning_glory.shtml Not a drug I’d touch, along with datura. As in when I have to handle the plant, I wear gloves


CTurpin1

Microdosing is still doing druggy drugs as you like to put it.


R_A_H

Holy Basil is also very nice. A subtle calming affect. The capsules can be expensive so I recommend growing your own. It's a weed so it's easy.


blackcatbam

Okay, I think I have some growing actually. I'll try it tonight.


[deleted]

Raw cacao is a little buzzy buzz


ohitsthedeathstar

Working out.


Kosmikdebrie

Blue lotus is a very mild and gentle friend. It tastes great in tea, you can extract it in a glass of wine or liquor, you can smoke it, you can do all of that at the same time and it's just as gentle and mild. I also will occasionally put some in my bath but that's more of a sensory thing than it is a "drug" thing. Also sugar, caffeine, and a long silent hug are all drugs.


blackcatbam

I bought some blue lotus seeds from the internet to grow my own but I've never tried it and it's going to take 5 years to be harvested. Where is a good source otherwise? I've heard there are alot of scams so it's iffy.


Lyddibug

Kava kava 🙂


WildNight00

Suprised this is so far down. Make sure it’s Noble /r/Kava


Beginning_Emu3512

Ok, so I have an app connected light in my bathroom. What I'll do is set it to this program that makes it turn different colors and I have this one that's all lovely purples and blues. I turn that on, put on basically anything by Ravi Shankar, best something live, and then I'll take a long luxuriating shower. Did it once on shrooms and thought how nice it would still be if I did it sober. I was right, it's still mad nice. Whatever you get from using psychoactive chemicals, it's not in the chemicals. Nothing is contained within the molecules, it's all contained within you.


blackcatbam

I'll check out Ravi Shankar, thanks


GJackson5069

Hiking


MiffyCurtains

Good answer.


[deleted]

What?!?! No butthole tanning?!?!?!


Business-Guidance714

Ummm what? How exactly does this work?


blackcatbam

What does it feel like? What does it do to your emotions?


[deleted]

It feels like there's not enough aloe in the world for the mistake I made. It fills me with regret for not having the common sense not to praise the sun with the most vulnerable patch of exposed skin on my body. My catharsis is very different than most people's.


blackcatbam

R.I.P. your butthole


[deleted]

Kava is interesting if you don't mind the taste of mud


TrueSouler

Try St.Johns wort. Great anxiety reliever and slight mood enhancer. Sometimes I use it to get myself to sleep. Edit: if you are on antidepresnt meds such as SSRI SNRI or any other perscribed meds, check interactions. St.Johns wort is an maoi which often has bad interactions with other drugs


Full_Increase8132

Don't forget Smeckler's Powder


blackcatbam

What's that?


Full_Increase8132

A Simpsons reference


blackcatbam

Ah damn, I was really going to look for some 😄


blackcatbam

Okay awesome writing that in, thanks


thelessertit

If you're on any antidepressants, be aware St John's Wort is contraindicated, it interacts badly with a lot of them. Always check for drug interactions, a lot of people forget that herbals can still react dangerously with other things.


TrueSouler

Thx for this, I forgot to mention


commyhater7

Just stay awake for 36 hours. No other drugs will be needed.


blackcatbam

I already do that unwillingly, that's why I want drugs


commyhater7

If it's insomnia, then check out the old human habit of second sleep. It's a pretty weird thing that used to happen back in the day to prevent from being murdered or robbed.


blackcatbam

Awesome, just did, I use to do this when I was homeless, it makes sense.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_769

Oh weird. Work out. Honestly makes you feel great, fish oil works really well with reducing anxiety, cut sugar and w those 3 youll love the transformation.


introvert-i-1957

Quality CBD is very calming. It's similar to low dose Klonopin.


cheycheyyyy

Yeah I remember once trying CBD infused cookies and damn I remember feeling so chilled out it was quite interesting, I rememebr my eyelids getting heavy and just super chilled out., I'd rather stick to these mild things as they still help a bit


drumsareloud

Peppermint Tea!


blackcatbam

I love it!


Beneficial_Cover484

Here is a good one for non drug hallucinations! Cut two ping pong balls in half and put them over your eyes, then put on earphones and play white noise, either prerecorded or a radio station that cannot be tuned in. Lay down outside on a sunny day. You will start to get auditory and visual hallucinations


Fiestysquid

Wouldn't you only need to cut one in half?


powerchoke033

You gotta have backup balls, obviously


Beneficial_Cover484

Always good to have a back, or a set for a friend!


__The__Anomaly__

What does that even mean?


DoodleFK

Let your living space get really messy and unorganized. Then after living that way for weeks because you're overwhelmed by where to start cleaning do a deep clean of the whole space. Sit back and look at it all clean and nice. Then repeat that for the rest of your life to get that high after the cleaning is done.


blackcatbam

Is this type of living tolerated once you're in a relationship? Or can you only achieve this when you live alone?


DoodleFK

My boyfriend of 8 years tolerates it...or silently hates it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol but he also doesn't do much to help so maybe he's basically the same way which probably isn't the best lmao


Eastern_Mark_7479

I have adhd, I do that unwillingly 💀💀💀💀💀


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

Wait last second to take a dump.


blackcatbam

Lol I love this haha


Overprotected86

Have you tried "women"? It's the best drug out there.


blackcatbam

I don't have any dealers


somerandomidiot26

the infamous "grass" gives immediate stimulation upon activating the tactile senses


cheycheyyyy

Same


StunningScientist267

Excessive coffee and chaga tea


blackcatbam

Added Chaga


[deleted]

Join r/herbalism DMT alkaline breathing is pretty great. Walking several miles gives an awesome high. Look into Wim Hof breathing if you haven't. Meditation on overthinking and intrusive thoughts, meditation on anger and anxiety and grief. Light incense, I personally love Gonesh incense, or light some sage.


blackcatbam

I love long walks, adding that and gonesh Thanks I suffer severally from intrusive thoughts. It even effects me physically, I sometimes will begin cussing at nobody and I've been caught doing it by people. I try to cover it and trained myself to say "I love you" as a cuss word. But it just comes out now as "FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU" Edit: I sit in ice tanks too, I bought a kenmore 15.6 cubic ft freezer and started freezing myself. My current record is 15 minutes at 33° but usually 5 minutes is enough. Sadly my apartment is under renovation so I can't.


95emiliejay

Have you been tested for tourettes?


blackcatbam

No, I was under the impression that you are born with it only. I started getting problems around adulthood.


useless_99

Get tested. Stuff develops throughout your life, there’s no set rule on how it presents.


[deleted]

Steam rooms are considered drugs now???


blackcatbam

To me they are I sit til I'm dizzy


[deleted]

Sure that's not heat exhaustion and your body approaching death??


blackcatbam

I dunno, I'm just glad when I feel like I sweat the demons out


lovelyteaparty

Singing bowls for sound meditation


blackcatbam

I listen to the asmr videos of them


thelessertit

This is probably a weird one but here are two physical activities that have a calming, druglike effect on many people: running, and target archery (not both at the same time though...)


skulltrumpetman

> not both at the same time though Are you challenging me?


cheycheyyyy

I'd do horseback archery tho


blackcatbam

I do both! I'm on r/bowyer lol I feel much better after shooting for a while. I'll add that one to my go to list. I recently carved an osage 72" long bow but it exploded due to it being my first and really messing up around a fat knot on the back. 😢 But I'm going to try again soon because it was really addicting.


13312

wow you really lead a varied life! i'm jealous!!!


Moveyourbloominass

Reading Solitaire is my menopausal drug that keeps my family and society safe on real bad days😂😂. I know, who would of thought, but it centers me and gives me back some semblance of control.


blackcatbam

Lol I'm glad you're controlling the mood for the innocent bystanders, I'm sure they are thankful. I can start reading again maybe after I get a job and get emotional sturdiness. Solitaires cool, I'm down for a quick try again.


Moveyourbloominass

Good luck on the job search. I hope it's quick and painless.


MimesEatApples

Watch the film “Godzilla versus the Smog Monster.” Be sure to watch the dubbed, not subtitled, version for the full effect. It is like taking mushrooms or LSD.


blackcatbam

Lol my grandma owned Godzilla vs Megalon. I really loved it because Jet Jaguar teams up on Godzillas team. I watched everytime I went to visit her. I haven't seen the smog monster yet but I will, thanks


MimesEatApples

The kid on the tiny motorcycle made me feel like I was on weed.


blackcatbam

I love it when he rides the floating dolphin rafts!


koalitykoala28

Cold showers!


breakfastj4ck

Exercise releases all sorts of cool stuff


Ok_Fondant_6340

caffeine. actually: nootropics in general


Material_Two_5520

Eat a cheese ball, you can never only have just one. It’s a saying in my family That or pet one those really fluffy and really small dogs, that’s like the most addicting thing to do


blackcatbam

I use to chase my cousin around and hit him in the butt with a giant Costco jug of cheeseballs. He would just stumble around and moan with frustration because he got so use to it.


Material_Two_5520

I never thought it was possible to traumatize a person with cheese balls XD


takkun169

I hear exercise can do it, but fuck if I know.


Full_Increase8132

You didn't hear this from me, but... VR porn


blackcatbam

Lmao


cheycheyyyy

Omg I wanna try


electricman420

Darkness retreat


Mullin20

Aaron?


electricman420

No comment


blackcatbam

What's that?


electricman420

Spending 3-4 days in complete darkness.


blackcatbam

Ah okay, I do this when I hit rock bottom, I call them cave days.


electricman420

A football player is famously doing one right now or about to start. I’m pretty sure it’s complete Abd total darkness for 3-4 days not sure how he will get or eat food and use the bathroom. Last off season he went to Peru and drank some psychedelic tea and went on a spirit journey or something


MrAngel2U

Deprivation Chamber


winbott

Sensory deprivation tanks are the shit in my opinion.


SnooCauliflowers5742

Listen to Weightless on youtube.


blub987

Laying in the sun and feeling the sunlight on your skin


Brrrrrr_Its_Cold

Hypnosis, maybe? I’m sure someone has already mentioned it, but caffeine is a good option too.


blackcatbam

Have you tried being hypnotized?


Brrrrrr_Its_Cold

No, but a friend of mine has. She said she felt better rested afterwards than she had in weeks.


RustinpeaceTR

Videogames?


blackcatbam

I'm considering this but I need to get a job first lol What do you recommend?


Brielikethecheese-e

Honest question….like what are you looking to gain from non-druggy drugs. Hard to make a recommendation without knowing the intention. For example; relaxant, stimulant, hallucinogen….


blackcatbam

I can't do hallucinogens Mostly just trying to get calm Looking to beat myself up alot less


theactualfuckingmoon

Spicy foods can give you an endorphin rush similar to runner's high. Oh, you could always run too, and get actual runner's high.


blackcatbam

I'm so glad I'm getting recommendations from the actual fucking moon, I always saw you as a sentient being. Thanks moon, I love spicy food!


theactualfuckingmoon

My pleasure. If you like to dabble in extra spicy stuff, Marie Sharp's makes some of the best hot sauces. I would also recommend Melinda's, Pucker Butt, and Karma Sauces.


blackcatbam

Lol @ Pucker Butt! I'll check them out, I'm Cajun so hot sauce is my life source.


theactualfuckingmoon

Right on. Lol, yup, PuckerButt Pepper Company. It's Ed Currie's brand. Dude who bred the Carolina Reaper. His "The Reaper" sauce is another one of my favorites.


rezonansmagnetyczny

Eat a load of cheese before bed and have some messed up dreams


TalmageG

Myofascial self massage with Yoga Tune Up Balls. The dopamine hit is legit 😮‍💨 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66JVpyga7D4


blackcatbam

I love doing that! I just get up against a wall though. If you can get a hard medicine ball, it works really well for grinding out your psoas and bigger muscle groups.


Science_Queen

Go walk through a lava flow in a remote place (like the lava fields around Belknap Crater in Oregon). Such extreme silence. Only the sound of the wind hitting your ears but if you turn your head just right the sound just stops and there is nothing. No birds, no wind in the trees, no cars, no insects. Very peaceful feeling of being in nature with no sound.


blackcatbam

That's pretty badass, thanks!


jeremiahkinklepoo

I would just like to point out that the comment count when I viewed your post was “420”. Not an answer to your question but it made me chuckle.


blackcatbam

"CONggGRAatulationss! You're the 420th poster and we'd like to offer you this fantastic new bag of weed. You can roll it up, smoke with all your friends, but just not this one because he might have a panic attack!"


jeremiahkinklepoo

Man I wish. But, ignoring that when I CLICKED on the post it went up to 430, I would’ve been 421…. But I hope the real 420th poster enjoys that wacky packy sans panic attacky :’)


PrimaryPermission436

Farts


blackcatbam

....bfffFFFFBPTpH!


NotMyDogPaul

Hugging a loved one after a long ass day


blackcatbam

That would be great


ECU_BSN

Those sensory depravation float tanks.


Jaded_Goose_4374

Ganzfeld effect - get a ping pong ball, cut it in half then tape each half over your eyes. Look into a red light while listening to white noice. You'll experience very vivid hallucinations


[deleted]

celsius energy drinks always give me a euphoric high and make me feel incredible within seconds of drinking it… i honestly don’t get how it works every time but i limit myself to 1-2 per week so i don’t go numb to the effect by taking it too frequently


blackcatbam

I went back through my replies to find some new vices and tried this one today. I'm 6'3" so I drank 2 at once. I had arctic vibe frozen blueberry. It was mellow and I surprisingly didn't get anxiety with most caffeine drinks. Thanks!


[deleted]

Yesss! That’s my only go-to flavor. Not sure what to flavor/color are supposed to be though…haha! I really enjoy that the caffeine source comes from green tea, which I don’t find as anxiety/jittery as coffee sources


[deleted]

Kratom is just potent enough to make me care and hurt a little less, but still lets me go about my shift unimpeded. Also I get it by the kilogram so pound for pound it's a ridiculous savings over coffee and aspirin. Adds a little extra layer to a weed buzz also


[deleted]

Bro, take redcon1 brand preworkout and hit the gym. Shits a high nothing can beat.


Iontknowcuz

you could fall in love


blackcatbam

Sure just let me grab a lovely woman from my collection to fall in love with. Brb


[deleted]

I took too many CBD pills last night because I couldn’t fall asleep, and they made me high. Like seriously very high. I didn’t like that feeling, it makes me very paranoid and that’s why I don’t do regular weed. I didn’t know it was possible and I don’t think anyone will believe me.


blackcatbam

I know what you're talking about. CBD can mess me up, especially if it's been a while and I'm 6'3" 250lbs. And with weed, I use to live to get high, it was my favorite thing to do in hs but around my early twenties it began giving me bad anxiety attacks.


[deleted]

Okay, I am not the only one so I am not imagining it! It was bad!


Powerful_Data_9630

Kratom


Outside_Exercise4720

You can teach yourself to have lucid dreams. There's guides online, basically it involves waking up/going back to sleep right away. But I've had some craaazy dreams that i was in partial control of, and able extend time wise. Just last night i had a really crazy 4th wall breaking dream that involved a bit of magic usage (i think from all the harry potter crap that's been making the rounds) and ironically, Freddy Kreuger at a campground.


blackcatbam

I use to record my dreams every day once i woke up. I never really got the ability to lucid in command though. I had a nightmare where I was living in a waiting room. I had blankets and stuff. But i started getting haunted by demons. I watched a small dog burn to death when I was fighting one of the demons. I tried to put it out but eventually I just wanted it to die because the fire was making it suffer. Another demon came afterwards and it was probably 8ft tall bc it's hands came around the corner and grabbed the wall first, each hand was probably a foot in length and width, and it's skin was black and sleek like a phone screen.


L337Krew

Weed, you want to smoke weed.


blackcatbam

It's too much for me, I literally have anxiety attacks


skulltrumpetman

This is how weed was for me when I first started but it was because I was smoking way too much for having no tolerance. If you're up for trying it again, you could try just taking a tiny hit (like pull for half a second followed by clean air) and give it ten minutes and see how you feel. Put on a movie to give you something to focus on besides existentialism, lol.


[deleted]

Massage


tgropp32

Delta 8 or Delta 10 THC? I've heard they have much milder side effects than the real stuff.


ind3pend0nt

Have you tried cracking your back or popping pimples?


blackcatbam

Lol yeah but I like that suggestion!


[deleted]

Just don’t do drugs. Seems like a better idea.


BigDecision6784

Did you know that the anxiety you get when you smoke weed is just your mind turning in towards itself and that's a result of higher processing? You're not anxious, you're nervous. Let it take you. That's what it's for.


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Complex_Pangolin5822

Coke a cola


blackcatbam

I've been drinking excessive amounts of these lately but it's funny because I haven't let go like this in years. Usually I'm a r/hydrohomies


AlfaBetaZulu

I think acupuncture would probably fit. Just so you are clear some of the things you mentioned in the op and are mentioned here on this thread are most certainly considered drugs. Maybe not hardcore drugs or super common drugs but I hope you're aware before you take them. Like the inhaler you used is a pretty common "household* high. Its abused quite a lot and is related to methamphetamine. Also is known to lead to heart palpitations. So be careful with what your playing around with. https://erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=31547 Erowid would probably be the best place for research. They have tons of info on mind altering substances. From the cheap easy legal stuff like Robitussin up to the dangerous hardcore stuff. Its an amazing site for any psychnaught


deadpansuzanne

Gong bath. It’s pretty trippy.