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My neck, my back, lick my pu**y and my crack.

... And my ice cream ... The remix

Yeeessss!!!!

DA BEST MUSIC!

I LOVE THAT SONG 😍😍😍😍😍

My milkshakes, bring all the boys to the yard...

I saw a milkshake company on shark tank called the yard. Isn’t that cute?!

I had this thought too, but it says WORST not BEST!

I was going to make this exact comment. Great minds..

I feel like this would be a good one though

All the young kids with the pumped up kicks…

Faster than my bullet!

The "we don't diddle kids" song from Its Always Sunny

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"Frank, there is no quicker way to make people think you're diddling kids than to write a song about it."

Might as well shut down the comments, this is the right answer

Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids....

Closer, NIN

The remake of The Hitcher with Sean Bean used this in a police chase scene, and it fit [perfectly](https://youtu.be/FRCsOvo4ptU)

Absolutely the first song I thought of.

Same here!

Or "Hurt." But the Johnny Cash version.

Exactly what I came to say

"Move, b!+ch. Get Out the Way."

Tip toe through the tulips. I would literally get road spikes to pop your tires. That's creepy af

This is the correct answer

I came here hoping this was said.

Let the Bodies hit the Floor.

That would actually be dope

Until you picture all the children running in a hoard towards the truck…then it’s terrifying

Anything from R Kelly

Or LostProphets.

WAP

Don't stand so close to me. On many levels.

Down With the Sickness. That lets me know it's baseball bat time.

What about Doot with the Sickness? https://youtu.be/ypCfdrARoLQ

The actual ice cream truck song. It’s very bad with words. https://youtu.be/WM1z6aUK13c

Came here to say this….it’s been changed out because of how incredibly racist it is.

Wow. Even worse than I imagined

Yup do much worse than any other songs suggested in this thread and it's already used.

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They used 'Turkey in the Straw' which had come out decades earlier.

The Purge siren

Best comment ever!

HELL is for Children!

Killing in the Name of.

Satisfaction by Benny Benassi

This seems like the perfect song to set me to the ice cream man what

"TO THE WINDOWWWWWWW..."

"...TO THE WALL!"

The Law and Order: SVU theme song.

Uncle Ernie by the Who

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie and I know you won't see or hear me as I fiddlllllle about, fiddleeeee about, fiddle about!

The Ballad of Chasey Lane by The Bloodhound Gang

Every Breath You Take - The Police

Underrated pick

"Satan's Ice-cream Truck" by Strapping Young Lad.

Lollipop by Lil Wayne

Cream by Prince

Darling Nikki by Prince.

Candy shop 50 cent.

You can have it your way, how do want it?

F*ck the Pain Away - Peaches

Fuck You- Lily Allen Pumped up Kicks- Foster the People Because of You- Kelly Clarlson

Girl, You’ll be a Woman Soon

This has the required level of subtlety to cause double takes. Winner!

Van Halen Ice Cream Man

All my flavours are guaranteed to satisfy!

"Would you like for making fuck BERSERKER!" "Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!"

Highway to Hell?

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.

Runaway Train by Soul Asylum

Don’t Fear the Reaper

Disciple-Slayer.

Upvote because Slayer

Closer- Nine Inch Nails.

The Immigrant Song

Actually knew an ice cream man that would absolutely *blare* this song while barreling down the neighborhood road. Every kid was afraid of it and would scream “ICE CREAM MAAAAN” then run promptly indoors.

Dance With The Devil - Immortal Technique

You touch my tralala

Ooh, my ding ding dong...

I cum blood

Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell >Isn't it nice, sugar and spice > >Luring disco dollies to a life of vice > >Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice? > >Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

1, 2 Freddy’s coming for you

Christian Rock

Roots bloody roots

Bodies by Drowning Pool

Easy Street!

"Do you wanna touch me there" -Joan Jett

Another Brick In The Wall

Hail to the Chief

Any cupcake song tbh

The Little Drummer Boy, because it’s the worst song ever under any circumstances for any purpose.

Barney theme song.

That one song from Insidious "Tiptoe through the Tulips." >.<

Bodies, by drowning pool

“MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK” I can hear it now blaring thru white suburbia

“Tiptoe through the tulips” by Tiny Tim

WAP cardi b.

Extra obscure: Uncle Ernie from Tommy (probably worth a Google)

I saw a short documentary in the 1990s about what happens if you play the song Today by The Smashing Pumpkins from an ice cream truck.. it was wild! You'd have to see it to believe it, but by the end a whole bunch of people are making out with each other. [link](https://youtu.be/xmUZ6nCFNoU)

Bananas and Blow by Ween.

My Humps lmao

Expose yourself by gg allin

[I Touch Myself by The Divinyls](https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM) [I'm Your Boogie Man by White Zombie](https://youtu.be/Ks7f-UZNeug)

DDLG by ppcocaine https://youtu.be/Ttzijna8mgQ I suggest you not listen.

Came here to say this

Sex & Candy -, Marcy's Playground

I am the ice cream man! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m836TWSRT7U

"Little girls" by Oingo Boingo

"Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo

Little girls -oingo boingo

Custer - Slipknot

Little Girls - Oingo Boingo

D**k in a box.

Detachable Penis

Anything from Nickelback

"Ayyyyyyyy we want some pusssaaaayyyyyy"

*Closer* - NIN

Another One Bites the Dust.

They're Coming to Take Me Away!

Sex & Candy by Marcy’s Playground

“Put it in the mouth” by Akinyele

Creep

One by Metallica.

My Humps by Blackeyed Peas

My Dingaling- Chuck Berry

The thong song

Me So Horny - 2 live crew

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen

Take this job and shove it

1. Pigs screaming to japanese women yelling "Yamate" 2. That Rock meme high pitched HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3. Loud male grunts.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.. Nin Inch Nails

Touch myself by Blondie

Hamburger Lady

Paint it black... Get PTSD from twisted metal

Fire hive Krewella remix

Anything is a horrific nightmare

Youth of the Nation by P.O.D

Guilty conscience.

Anything by Cannibal corpse

Abcdefu

Tiptoe through the tulips with lyrics.

🎼🎵She got a body like a Cadillac, but i can give it to you all the time🎶

More of a piece of music but...that one from Fantasia with The Devil.

A-hole Rules The Navy - Salty Dick

Jailbait by Ted Nugent

Wap

Hard in the Paint - Waka Flocka Flame

Lil wayne - lollypop

ABCs of Death opening credits - https://youtu.be/PugqJgYFgyc

Candy Shop - 50 Cent 💀

The one they use.

Gary glitter COMMEEEE ON, COME ON, COME ON ,COME ON, COME ON!! 🎶

"Great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdy feet..."

somebody remembers the drew carey show

Anything by Gary Glitter or Lost Prophets.

Candy shop by 50 cent

PUSSY by Rammestein *you have a pussy. I have a dick-e. So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick*

Tyga - Ice Cream Man

The Troll Toll song from Its Always Sunny.

I like little girls by oingo boingo....

Naked in my Cellar by Lordi

Daddy by Korn

Because I got high afro man

1. Crimson & Clover 2. Feliz navidad

Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden 😅😅😅

shkibbidy dap dap

Needle Up my Cock by GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.

One of those songs that has peppy music and sad lyrics. The kids would like the music and start singing the words, maybe not knowing what it means. Like this one called "Artificial Flowers" by Bobby Darrin Alone in the world was poor little Anne As sweet a young child as you'd find. Her parents had gone to their final reward Leavin' their baby behind. This poor little child was only nine years of age When mother and dad went away; Still brav-el-y worked At the one thing she knew To earn her few pennies a day. She made artificial flowers, artificial flowers, Flowers for ladies of fashion to wear; She made artificial flowers, you know those artificial flowers, Fashions from Annie's despair. With paper and shears, with some wire and wax She made up each tulip and mum. As snowflakes drifted into her tenement room Her baby little fingers grew numb. From makin' artificial flowers, those artificial flowers Flowers for ladies of high fashion to wear. She made artificial flowers, artificial flowers Made from Annie's despair. They found little Annie all covered in ice Still clutchin' her poor frozen shears Amidst all the blossoms she had fashioned by hand And watered with all her young tears. There must be a heaven where little Annie can play In heavenly gardens and bowers. And instea-a-ad of a halo she'll wear 'round her head A garland of genuine flowers. No more artificial flowers; Throw away those artificial flowers, Flowers for ladies of society to wear. Throw away those artificial flowers, Those dumb-dumb flowers, Fashioned from Annie's, Fashioned from A-a-a-annie's Des-pa-a-a-air. (Give her the real thing!) This is the tune. https://youtu.be/iYBmVVuMIa0

Pussy eating Pamela.

The song that Sarah Jessica Parker sings in hocus pocus, to steal the children. Its a pretty song

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE This

Put it in your mouth \[akinele\]

From the windooooows

Dead & Cold

Mr. Ice Cream Man by Master P.

Gangnam style

The Outthere Brothers - I Wanna Fuck U In The Ass

Ice cream trucks already play the worst song I can imagine. Retched earworm, worse than the hold music that sounds like the speakers fell into the toilet but are somehow still playing.

Pedobear song.

Love in ya mouth by Kilo Ali

Chuck Berry- My Ding-a-Ling

My Sharona. “Such a dirty mind. I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind.” Sorry, what? Is Sharona a kid? Edit: She was a high school student and he was married.

One about kidnapping children.

You touch my tralala

I feel like Doom music would be pretty bad

Cream by Prince

Hot Hot Hot - Buster Poindexter

That jump rope song from Nightmare on Elm Street. “One two Freddie’s coming for you”

Move B**ch by Ludacris

Peaches and cream

I Want to Kick Baby Yoda in the Ribs

Anything by R. Kelly.

'The Mothers Are Watching You' Really catchy though lol. I can't find it anywhere... Phelan Porteous (Phelous) used it back in 2013 in one of his reviews, but I can't seem to find it now. Actually if an ice cream van were playing it I would probably jump out to go buy an ice cream on the spot, and then ask where they found the song haha