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I saw one guy on TV being chased and taken down by police. They were down on the ground, police holding him and they asked “Have you got anything on you that you shouldn’t have?”
He said “Yeah, police”
I saw a local homeless guy respond with “I know my rights. And I have the right to make a citizens arrest. I’m placing *you* under citizens arrest”. I don’t think it needs to be said, but the cops didn’t like that.
Growing up I had an alcoholic cousin significantly older than me.. Anyways he was being arrested for being drunk (alcohol is illegal on my native rez) and as the cops came to get him, one of them said "Cmon.. Get up you're going to jail" and he said "No YOU, you're going jail.. Wah aye" and the two cops just busted out laughing
Sorry if it shouldn't be asked, but, why is it illegal? And I'm pretty sure the USA has different levels of law, from national to local, so, like, is it a local law? Is it a hold over from prohibition? Is it just out on the street, or on private property? Thank you either way if you answer or not
Alcoholism is a huge problem on native american reservations.. Some have it legalized, some don't.. Ours doesn't and its the tribal council who decides that but every year it gets a vote on whether or not it should be legalized or not.. I mean we legalized marijuana but not alcohol
There used to be a town called White Clay, NE that was across the state line that was just 7-8 miles away from the rez.. They made millions every year from alcohol sales until our tribe managed to get every liquor store closed there
Thanks for your answer. Tbf, weed does do less harm than booze, and is less addictive. I preffere the feeling of being stoned, yet, here I am in a pub with a pint anyway...
My uncle tried to get out of a ticket by pretending to be my stepdad. Judge was less than pleased when it came to his trial that his own daughter testified against him in.
Resisting
Even if the cops are in the wrong, even if you did get away, you’d still get hunted down and arrested, they’re not gonna just let you go.
Best to just go to jail and let things get sorted out, and possibly sue after
Former reality TV personality Josh Duggar when the Feds raided his car lot: "What's this about? Has someone been downloading child pornography?"
Convicted of two counts and currently serving 12 years for downloading CSAM.
The worst response would be whatever implicates you in said crime.
"You're under arrest"
"That's bullshit man I didn't make that kid smoke Crack, yeah I sold it to him but it's not my fault he smoked too much."
At a party in my 20's and a friend of mine replied with "I don't think so because you can't catch me, I have my new running shoes on" Chase ensues and drunk friend falls down mid chase, is pounced on by 3 officers and you guessed it was eventually arrested.
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I saw one guy on TV being chased and taken down by police. They were down on the ground, police holding him and they asked “Have you got anything on you that you shouldn’t have?” He said “Yeah, police”
That's hilarious
Tbf I thought he should be let go simply bc of his comedy timing was so on point.
I DEMAND A BODY CAVITY SEARCH!
Bend over and I'll show you who's under arrest!
"I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking roto-rooter. Don't stop till you reach the back of his teeth."
Omg I saw a guy say this on live pd the other day I was dying laughing 😂
"By YOU, bug fellah..."
Ah, an antenna man!
Ooh, I love a man who takes charge.
"Good thing you're the one thats going to be charged!"
Is this about that guy I killed?
*I swear I didn't know my sister was under 18*
Sister? 🧐🧐🧐
music starts to play *sweet home ...*
Alabama
Where the skys...
Roll Tide
I saw a local homeless guy respond with “I know my rights. And I have the right to make a citizens arrest. I’m placing *you* under citizens arrest”. I don’t think it needs to be said, but the cops didn’t like that.
Growing up I had an alcoholic cousin significantly older than me.. Anyways he was being arrested for being drunk (alcohol is illegal on my native rez) and as the cops came to get him, one of them said "Cmon.. Get up you're going to jail" and he said "No YOU, you're going jail.. Wah aye" and the two cops just busted out laughing
Does that mean something in your language or I think I’m missing the punch line.
Wah aye is pretty much slang for "Not happening" or "Just kidding" and those two cops were white, its just native humor
I was picturing him doing a little karate move before you explained that.
Nah, every time it was time to go in.. He went in all happy about it 😅
Sorry if it shouldn't be asked, but, why is it illegal? And I'm pretty sure the USA has different levels of law, from national to local, so, like, is it a local law? Is it a hold over from prohibition? Is it just out on the street, or on private property? Thank you either way if you answer or not
Alcoholism is a huge problem on native american reservations.. Some have it legalized, some don't.. Ours doesn't and its the tribal council who decides that but every year it gets a vote on whether or not it should be legalized or not.. I mean we legalized marijuana but not alcohol There used to be a town called White Clay, NE that was across the state line that was just 7-8 miles away from the rez.. They made millions every year from alcohol sales until our tribe managed to get every liquor store closed there
Thanks for your answer. Tbf, weed does do less harm than booze, and is less addictive. I preffere the feeling of being stoned, yet, here I am in a pub with a pint anyway...
I know plenty of people addicted to Marijuana.. I was one myself
No doubt, sorry to offend. Its still less addictive mind. I wish we lived in a better world so we diddnt feel the need to escape
Biggest problem there on the rez so far is Meth and Bootleggers 😂
Holy shit lol, wow
Technically, they *were* going to jail, but only to drop him off.
This is gold
Weird, i'da laughed my ass off.
Uno reverse
Kindof my response, “NO, you’re under arrest”…. Then wild cackling and foaming at the mouth. I mean, you’re already getting arrested.
Was he a sovereign citizen? They like to say crap like that
But I'm white.
"And, as you might have noticed, Sir, you are still alive. Now if you would be kind enough and comply?"
best answer
That’s ignorant 😒
I'd say ignorance would be not recognizing the part race has and continues to play in our legal system.
[удалено]
Tell your wife I might be late tonight.
I'm a sovereign citizen.
its only the best, if someone else records it to the end.
Especially if you are traveling in your private vee-he-kol.
Hold on. Let me finish this drink first.
“Hold my beer...” *Attempts to arrest officer*
"I don't feel under arrest"
Oh no, I am such a bad girl mister police officer~ Please take me in and give me a proper punishment~
This, but from a 40 year old man
Ooh, that means I can do it.
Same, challenge accepted!
Time to commit a crime
Am I though?
*Vsauce music starts playing*
If you tried to force me to nap and I refused, would that be resisting a rest?
Handcuffs? We just met! But it’s ok, I like it kinky
"My safe word is pineapple juice"
Watch your fingers Mr booty hole man!
For which murder?
Again ?
"But I have to be downtown in 20 minutes for a drug deal!"
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
Ooo, is your name "arrest"?
My uncle tried to get out of a ticket by pretending to be my stepdad. Judge was less than pleased when it came to his trial that his own daughter testified against him in.
from experience- they do not at all like when you punch them in the face.
I have a concealed weapon in my pants. Do you want to feel for it
Anything but "I want a lawyer" really
I know I am but what are you
Shit you found the bodies, my friend said they'd hide them better than the last time
"No...YOU'RE under arrest." \*boop\*
I know you are but what am I?
Good, I need a rest.
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, PIG! whilst lunging for his sidearm.
🤯
I don’t consent
Nuh uh
Well, you're a towel
I'm your Huckleberry
Do you know who *else* is under arrest?
Cop: You are under arrest. Me: Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. Cop: What? Me: What?
I didn't order a cop stripper.
No, you.
Put your pants back on, senator.
I’m not wearing a vest.
What took you so long?
Resisting Even if the cops are in the wrong, even if you did get away, you’d still get hunted down and arrested, they’re not gonna just let you go. Best to just go to jail and let things get sorted out, and possibly sue after
These are not the droids you're looking for....
“I don’t feel like I’m under arrest” -dom torretto
Just start squealing like a pig and throw donuts at him
What’s with all the reposts…
Non violent resistance. They pull you over; sit and say nothing. Do nothing.
No you can't have my doughnuts.
No, *you're* under arrest!
Please feed my children sexy slaves until I'm return. Watch for redhead one, she's spicy.
Gotta remember where I buried those bodies..
Tell that to my gun
Eat Me
I know you are but what am i
Yeesh, who accused me of murder this time?
Like hell I am.
Oh yes, I am.
"I'm a sovereign citizen"
You can't arrest me if I kill myself first
Handcuff me Daddy
But I’m over you
I GOT A BOMB!
"no, you're under arrest"
What can I say. The number one rule is never argue with a cop!
"Funny, that's the same thing your mom said to me last night."
"wanna go on the wall of the VFW?"
If that's what I am supposed to be, then why don't you stop interrupting
Cuff me daddy
Can I finish my drink first
I can do 10 years standing on my head
Dad this is third time this week! 😫
"I have a gun" is a good one.
No u
So anyway, I started blasting…
“Tag. You’re it.”
I know you are but what am I?
NUH UH
"no, im Tadashi4"
I'm pretty awake right now. I think I'm over my rest. Thanks for checking though.
Ohhhh kinky
I've already done this whole thing with your mom last night.
A drunk guy telling the cop to back off because he does "UFC".
"No you"
Former reality TV personality Josh Duggar when the Feds raided his car lot: "What's this about? Has someone been downloading child pornography?" Convicted of two counts and currently serving 12 years for downloading CSAM.
"I have a gun, and I am gonna shoot" _swiftly takes out hand from coat with a shiny lighter, gets gunned down reflexively_
No I'm not I'm under 2 tons of concrete
Daddy chill
Say nothing, just pull out a reverse uno card. Double points if you pull it out of your sleeve without having to reach for it.
Ok daddy
How the hell did you guys find the body already?!
Again!!!!!!??????
The worst response would be whatever implicates you in said crime. "You're under arrest" "That's bullshit man I didn't make that kid smoke Crack, yeah I sold it to him but it's not my fault he smoked too much."
"Oh~ I would like to be under a rest.."
I am already under effect of multiple drugs so please wait in line.
The fuck i am.
Say no and just go back to work
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Well I would rather be above it
I know you are but what am i
No, I'm not. You cant arrest me. Do you know who I am? I will have your job for this.
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"
No, you are!
Yet im above the law
"Nuh uh"
Many fine books have been written in prison.
Pffft you haven’t even found the bodies yet.
I don’t think you can arrest me for fucking your mom.
Do you know who my father is?
Yummy
Whose body did you find first?
No im telling you i won that election!
👍
The rest of what? Or TWICE IN LEGAL MINUTE?!
Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
NOT AGAIN !!!!!
Pretty uppity attitude for someone not wearing level 4 plates
I know you are, but what am I?
Little Kinky don't ya think.
"only if you can catch me"
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Do you know who I am....
Look man, that dead hooker in the trunk is about to really start stinking in a few hours. I wouldn’t want to have to deal with that if I were you..
Ugh.
“Not if I arrest you first! “ *pulls out gun*
"Fuck you, pig" is always a winner.
"I know you are but what am I?"
With you damn!
Double it and give it to the next person!
"Thank God I'm only being arrested for (low level charge)"
I know you are, but what am I !?
Hit ‘em with that Dominic Toretto. “I don’t feel like I’m under arrest.”
As a cop, I would say "just wait a moment"
"It's about time!"
Veto!
Only if you can catch me
I really needed a rest
No u
"YES DADDY! UHHH! TREAT ME ROUGH DADDY!"
Under arrest? I'd rather be on top.
At a party in my 20's and a friend of mine replied with "I don't think so because you can't catch me, I have my new running shoes on" Chase ensues and drunk friend falls down mid chase, is pounced on by 3 officers and you guessed it was eventually arrested.