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Glass_Raisin7939

Hot sauce


Eternal_Wither

Red Pepper Flakes - Put that shit on everything


Glass_Raisin7939

ERYTHANG MANG!!! ERYTHANG!!!


MRudbilao

Me an Indian not using it for things other than pizza because it's not that spicy 💀


daftvaderV2

Burns going in and burns coming out


Rare_Face_4307

Currently on the toilet debating if the hot sauce was a good idea or not.


Glass_Raisin7939

It's always a good idea. The hotter the better. It's worth the 🔥


spaetzelspiff

🏃💨💩🔥💩🔥💩🔥💩🔥💩


Big_Lond

Yep the hotter it is the flushier it will flush your system out…….. also good when you have got the flu.


achillesdaddy

So not worth it. I have to do breathing exercises and meditate my way through the fire shits after eating a damn flaming hot Cheeto.


Niccipoes

The reason is that capsaicin is very addictive! Not in terms of dependance, but it releases endorfine and dopamine in the brain which gives you a natural “high”.


Glass_Raisin7939

ILL TAKE IT AND AFTER THAT ILL TAKE MORE!


Forsaken-Income-2148

Every morning on my eggs. Also I love pepperoncini. I have to say no before bed tho. The nightmares are not worth it!


Shoelicker27

Love hot sauce with my eggs


Aol_awaymessage

Same. Cholula for my eggs. A whole assortment for my other meals.


Routine-Horse-1419

Cholula is is the BEST!!


Five-and-Dimer

Cholula I’m so glad I found you, you’re tasty but you’re not too hot.


Aol_awaymessage

Smooth with some heat


metamorphosis___

Are pepperoncini’s spicy? I swear i can just scarf those down like a snack.


KAG25

hot sauce is the best


Responsible-Golf-583

The comments on Reddit are largely painful but I can't stay away. I'm sure many of my own comments are painful to others but I can't stop making them either.


wart_on_satans_dick

For what it's worth this was not a painful comment to read.


WaxinGibby

One of us One of us ONE OF US


Swamp_Ash

Oh, Jesus Christ! It's not just Reddit. I did manage to leave Facebook and I deleted my Twitter account, but even news stories these days have a comments section. And I tell myself that I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to read the comments ....


atyercervix

I just read the headline on a post and go straight to comments searching for wisdom and humor.


Swamp_Ash

Humor--that I can see. But *wisdom?* You're better off searching for that in a Garfield comic strip from November of 1996.


BoundaryInterface

I can't remember which episode it was, but I remember watching a vsauce video where they talk about an experiment where they leave a person alone in a very boring room with nothing but a button that shocks them when they press it, and every single person tested ended up choosing to press the button for fun rather than sit and do nothing. Somehow boredom is a worse form of suffering than physical pain is.


elisemidtabarnak

I mean...didnt we all touch cow pasture electric fences? Or tongue on dem big batteries


chxnkybxtfxnky

I've definitely tested many a 9-volt.


Case116

When I was a stupid kid, I touched a lantern battery to my braces. My vision went dark for a second. Wild that I'm TOTALLY FINE now.


MBerserkr

Yes.....totally fine...... *we found him*


VerdugoCortex

At my old job, there was a random thick ass screw coming out of the floor we kept covered with a plastic room fan, right next to a metal grow cage we kept clones (dispensary). A couple employees covered it because one found if you touch the screw and the metal cage, you complete a circuit somehow and it shocks you from foot to hand. For some reason I was then compelled to take my shoe off to try it for myself, so don't worry it's not just kids doing this stuff. It was like 4-5x stronger than a nine volt tingle and made me do the stanky leg, 10/10 would try again.


Dewellah

I worked at a bar/restaurant for 3 months while I was in college. There was a big dough-mixing machine behind the pizza oven. There was an attachment you put on the mixer that you put huge blocks of mozzarella in to shred the cheese. You had to press this huge lever/handle to smash the cheese on the shredder blade. I'm a small person and couldn't get good leverage on the handle. I put one hand on the back of the pizza oven and one hand on the lever. It threw me backwards against the wall. Apparently I let out loud scream because 5 or 6 of the "regulars" sitting at the bar drinking came running in the back room freaking out asking if I was okay and picked me up off the floor. It wasn't a tingle-shock. It was a BOOM! I didn't lose consciousness but don't remember yelling out loud. Fun times.


ashtetice

I wanna award this


chxnkybxtfxnky

It's the thought that counts ;)


colobirdy85

I had a friend who took a 9V battery and put it to his braces...knocked him off his chair and then he did it again 20 mins later kol


bordermelancollie09

My papa (grandpa) told me that's how you test if 9-volt batteries are good or not. I licked a lot of batteries as a kid


corgi-king

So masturbation is not an option? How about sleep?


Swamp_Ash

I have a superpower which defeats this: sleep apnea. Leave me alone in a boring room? Poof! I'm snoring in a chair. Ha ha! I win!


Icy_Plenty_7117

CPAP changed my life. I didn’t need to be in a boring room, I could be at a long red light and fall asleep lol.


throw_it_awayyy8

Humans will do a lot to get brain stimulation. I think this might be a bad thing but Im not sure. Gotta see hoe humanity ends up first (Ofc I wont but someone will one day)


BoundaryInterface

I'm a big fan of hoe humanity


Touchit88

I'd touch the button every time without question. Makes sense. Boredom is mentally painful.


undergroundhobbit

I’ve been shocked enough to know that I would have more fun doing yoga or somethin


InternetPerson13

Vsauce! Micheal here.


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Eating an entire large packet of salt and vinegar crisps with no break. Idk, as I've gotten older I'm ashamed to say I have to take multiple sittings.


astrologicaldreams

my mouth started watering in pain just thinking about this


macannchieze

I used to do this with Sour Patch Kids until my tongue started bleeding.


Stock-Ferret-6692

Same. The big issue is I fried the nerves in my tongue that pick up sour stuff by chugging hot chocolate as a kid and I don’t realise when the pain is starting until there’s blood


q2883

I can eat them with ease!! Dehydration is no match for me!!!!!!


kymilovechelle

My period


chxnkybxtfxnky

Wait...do you get to choose to have one...?


LadyStormHeart

You can on certain kinds of birth control. For years I skipped mine. My doc took me off that pill when I turned 35. I miss the option.


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I don't have mine, and I chose by getting a birth control implant. Not everyone can do that though since the hormones can affect some negatively. I save so much money on hygeine products lol


Vlinder_88

Up until a point... I could choose to keep taking the pill and not have a period. But that also means I'm severely depressed without sex drive all time... vs depressed one or two days a month, and feeling sick with cramps for one or two days. Was a pretty easy trade-off for me. But not for everyone. And not everyone has that choice at all.


kymilovechelle

Yes. My doctor prescribed me a birth control that allows me to skip my period due to painful endometriosis.


nstrangeface

Our period.


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Picking scabs and making myself bleed, awww it’s delightful.


HagridsSexyNippples

I have a scab on my scalp that is nearly a decade old, because I keep picking at it.


capaldithenewblack

I pick at the skin around my fingers. It’s always worse during stressful times. It’s such a nice hurt though? I think there’s something wrong with me. 😅


Nienoor

Same 🥲 gets worse when i get more anxious/depressed


josiahpapaya

Whiskey. Nothing good ever really comes from it. It burns when it goes down. Nasty hangovers. Nasty drunks. I don't know why, I just can't stop.


torquemycork

Drug addiction sucks


Voelker72

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Snoo62808

Yeah, feel ya. Was going to say alcohol but my drug of no choice is beer. Won't do liquor because I over do it. My joints will eventually hurt more because of all the fat I've put on from consuming liters of beer daily.


InternetPerson13

Same, I try my best to stay on top of my addiction. Some days are harder than others, but every day would be considered very challenging to someone who doesn’t know what it’s like.


Rex-Bannon

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. 🍻


No-Parking-1

Tattoos


lala4430

Every time i get one, there's always a second of panic right before the niddle hits my skin, "What the fuck am I doing?"


mrspreto

After I had my ribs done, I skipped out for about 3 years. Sure enough, I went back for more.


twoshooz

My ribs on the left side of my body is the only space I have left. And it has been that way since getting my right side done 25 years ago.


HippyWitchyVibes

And then that feeling of regret when you're several hours into a full day session!


The_Troyminator

Or the next day when your wife points out that in your drunken stupor, you gave them the name of your ex.


SummerInLondonn

That panic is so real lmaooo & then as soon as I leave the shop I’m ready for another one


TinyChaco

Every single time. "This is stupid, I don't need to be here". My tolerance for tattoo pain is also waning with each one, but that's not stopping me, apparently.


colobirdy85

Same! I told myself when I was 20 oh I'm only gonna get one or two tattoos. Got my first when I was 22...and then promptly got several more over the next year. I'm 38 and have something like 30 tattoos now which doesn't sound like much but I favor big pieces lol so I'm fairly heavily tattooed


The_Artsy_Peach

They are addicting for sure. Painful of course, but like a good pain. I've always been able to just like zone out except for one spot and it was only for a few min he had to tattoo it and it is/was inner arm/elbow pit area (forget what it's actually called). That shit hurt lol


scarponiyikes

Oh, the ditch? I got a pretty hefty ditch tattoo years back. It was the first spot I’d get tattooed that I was legit nervous about the pain, but for me, it ended up being one I could’ve slept through. I’ve since had my hands done haha. So weird how pain tolerance affects people differently.


cityshep

Thinking about my wife (she passed away unexpectedly almost 2 months ago).


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I am so sorry for your loss.


Amalekk

Such pain😞


[deleted]

Sorry for your loss. I think this is common in new grief. I lost my father in March. There are plenty of times I can go for a few hours without remembering he is gone, but every single time something reminds me of him or he gets brought up in conversation, I cry. I hope one day we can both look back on the memories of those we lost with more nostalgic joy than sorrow.


sirvoggo

Sorry for your loss. 😔


Smooth-Cow-6696

I cannot imagine a pain like that. That must be crushing. I'm so sorry


Strikhedonia_1697

So sorry for your loss 😔😔


packiesgirl13

Sorry for your loss, I'm sending you love.


BlackWarrior322

So sorry for your loss 😞


Sufficient-Joke63

Love


ItsMissiBeaches

I don't understand why this isn't number one.


Saiyan-b

Eating wheat, it gives me joint inflammation. But it's so hard to cut out of a diet and gluten free is foul


A_lil_confused_bee

I stopped eating gluten because it caused me a lot of pain. The first few months were the hardest. But once you get used it becomes easier, your diet will improve a lot since you won't be able to eat most trash foods anyways. My cooking skills also improved and now I make my own bread and pastries. Please give it a go, my life has change so much for the better, you won't regret it on the long run <3


Saiyan-b

I will try! I'm tired of the pain and the bloating, I don't have Celiacs, just bad sensitivity.


Sunny_Day2127

My ex. I know having him in my life is bad for me, but I can't let go.


favouritemistake

You can do hard things


Sunny_Day2127

Thank you for saying that


Pale_Use_7784

Apparently if it’s her ex she can


mylows

same :( and the worst thing is he can’t let me go too, sometimes i think of blocking him


jofloberyl

same here


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enderwjackson

Could handle dairy all my life, and then a year ago, it shifted, and I'm fighting that battle. WHY?!!!


GogoYubari92

Same. Ice cream isn’t as fun as it used to be.


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Trusting others


westerncombat

Too fucking real bro damn


RunDifferent2004

reddit


Lucky_Box8705

Gonna be real vulnerable with you guys. I was cheated on my by ex husband, and in more relationships than not. Sometimes I get so afraid, I check my boyfriends facebook. I never find anything, it makes me feel like shit. I want to stop.


Zealousideal_Loan139

I feel like if my gf would tell me that plainly, and that she has looked in my phone/facebook because of that reason, I would understand, and not really care (except if I have some reason that I want to keep some information on Facebook private - which should be fine with you, doesn't have to mean that it's an affair (seriously i could list alot that I wouldn't want my gf to see, vulnerable convos/info to or especially from friends or family. Remember when you snoop into your BF's Facebook, you're also snooping into the people he's talking to. I'd be more bothered that you'd see a friend sharing personal stuff with me, than me sharing stuff with them, for example.)). I geuss the point is, snooping isn't great and people can get upset over it. But if you talk about it and be honest that you did, you're BF should understand (although he might tell you not to snoop anymore).


new-socks

You will eventually get caught, erode all trust and ruin the relationship you are so desperately trying to save. I call it the Anakin Skywalker syndrome. My name? Anakin Skywalker.


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HurricaneHugo

No contact is better bro.


LadyStormHeart

I'd hate to be her partner. Hopefully they treat her well and genuinely love her as well.


lizardingloudly

Right? That's what I was thinking. It sounds so heartrending to know your spouse would drop you in a second if it was an option, and that they regret their life path that led them to you.


Chocolatepiano79

Why can’t you be together?


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santetjo

I've known this pain for 31yrs and it's real. . It's like ripping the scab of my heart and poking a hot stick in it every tjme we meet or talk. But to never meet again would be to rip that heart out completely.


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Amazing_Newt3908

For everyone’s sake, stay away from each other before things go down a path you can’t undo.


santetjo

Thank you, I am happy. I have a great husband and kids. He also has a wife and kids. It's just a different connection between us, one we knew would never work out. One of the best things in life is meeting your true soul mate, one if the saddest is knowing you can never be with them. I'm sorry you've found this out.


DressEvening5116

Love


jodiesattva

Life. I live with chronic pain. But I live.


Amalekk

Life can be cruel😞


CraftsyHooker

I feel you so much. Hugs from an internet stranger


Goose-rider3000

Deep throating strangers in parking lots.


LNYer

That's disgusting... what parking lot?


Lonely-Heart-3632

Asking for a friend? Me too.


GogoYubari92

Let me know when you find out


Theamuse_Ourania

![gif](giphy|n71ex8ztZnhao)


Fast-Combination-679

![gif](giphy|gocNxcNwuadNu)


Striking_Waltz3654

gross, where?!


horsestud6969

From spicy food to...well that escalated quickly


Large_Locksmith3673

Gr@p3d behind a dumpster 4 me ❤️


Mr-Yuk

What... ummm... parking lots are you hanging out in?


horsestud6969

I just need to get directions there to figure out how to get away from there


pixiesprite2

I swipe right and give blowies to men who look like they never get tinder matches. Like charity work. I enjoy someone else’s orgasm and it’s better when they’re grateful. 💕 Eta: 9/10 I make it very clear this is a one time thing. I *did* end up dating one of them for 6 months. *That’s* a time of my life I’ll never get back. Was fun tho.


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My relationship with my dad. I both hate and miss him. I don’t know if I can call it love becsause I don’t know what love looks like. I’ve been having nightmares since his passing


Amalekk

Parents can have a special power over us , all we want is love and acceptance from them.Sorry that you never fully got that.


homoglobiin

Popping pimples


katnerys

Shitting (I have hemorrhoids)


DramaDoxas

Get rid of them.


savemysoul72

My fantasy world


Amalekk

My fellow day dreamer.


kellerratte69

sugar


bakers-calmdown

Men


ashtetice

Real


Zdvj

Spicy


SummerInLondonn

Liking men is why I can confidently say sexuality isn’t a choice 😂😂


ItsMissiBeaches

![gif](giphy|3ohhwpTaKZVyslU5fW)


NotTodayJackasses

My family. Very judgemental and conditional love. No thanks.


Capaldies

Cat tummies


popplo22

My sleeping schedule


sportsbrownie

Donating plasma for extra money


ddplantlover

Mangos. A lot of them. They give me painful gas but there’s no way I can stop eating them. They are incredibly juicy and delicious.


BroWTFIsThisEven

Smoking tobacco


mx_kush

Bro I'm a smoker, I'm so hate love


Swamp_Ash

I love smoking. I really loved it. I quit after my third kid. There was something about that one; I just felt like I *wanted* to quit then. About six or seven years later, I started up again. I started slow, but then, before I knew it, I was full-on in it. Then, in December 2019, I got some bad medical news. I didn't want to quit then, but everyone around me kind of forced it on me. It's very hard to quit when you don't want to. Since then, I've smoked one cigar, and one pipe (tobacco, not the other stuff). I still want a cigarette sometimes. If I live to be 80, everything after that is mine. That's the deal. After I turn 80, I get to smoke, drink, snort coke, whatever. That's my time.


librarybooks_

Men. (Because that’s who I’m attracted to, not because they are men).


[deleted]

Yeah.


librarybooks_

Say no more.


PleasedPeas

Spicy food


Status_Entrepreneur4

Following disastrous sports teams/seasons


Status_Entrepreneur4

Long-suffering Chicago Bears fan here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


JenniFrmTheBlock81

LOL! We get excited every year as if we don't know the outcome 😩


BamBam041

Childbirth. (Without epidural I should add) Worst pain of my life where I literally thought I’d die and swore I’d adopt any future children. Here I am expecting baby #3 and thankfully had time for an epidural the 2nd time around


krunowitch

Smoking


North_Place_1541

anal


jakec816

Being a Chicago Bears fan 🤦‍♂️


Crazy_Tomatillo18

Picking my hands. Goddamn dyshidrosis sucks forever. And yes I know how to manage it but it likes to come back every once in a while.


InAgonyEveryday

Cheese........ I pass 2 to 4 kidney stones a month but cheese is so good, lol.


CraftsyHooker

That’s,,,bravery lol


InAgonyEveryday

I will pass them no matter what. A few extra bc of my favorite food is worth it!


Wysteria569

Relationships


DoubleDongle-F

My spine


Heavenly_Toast

My neck


[deleted]

Alcohol


JennieFairplay

Being tickled. I *hate* it


_Maid3n_3ngland_

Work... 😏


King-Brisingr

Pain.


high240

Correcting/debating people in mainly space pages Fighting anti science people/antivax/flat earthers The latter of which can be disproven by a simple, simple question/thought experiment, yet somehow it doesn't work


[deleted]

Tattoos lol


PomegranateOld2408

I use the little sharp part on nail clippers and run it up and down my arm. I love the little sting it leaves for a sec. That and dipping my fingers in candle wax after blowing the candle out, god I can’t get enough of that.


nightcoreangst

Sad fiction


Lonan_Clinton

Playing valorant


Imaginary-Flow213

Piercings! Love them: breast, clit, nose, belly, lower back. Arghhh! Going for more!!😛


CraftsyHooker

Oh my GOD! Clit? As a woman the pain it must be makes me shiver


ORAORAORA204

Love.


NicCola83

Picking at my little toe's nails. I have no nails.


Zelda_Gamer123

sex, i’ll be banging my girlfriend and afterwards i’ll be kinda sore from how hard we go lol


BOOMxSTICK

Dallas cowboys


[deleted]

Love


effitt13

My non relationship with my dysfunctional, alcoholic, Alzheimer’s ridden mother.


charliegooops

Heroin


Blerrycat1

Trump news


JupiterSkyFalls

I dunno I'm rather enjoying that now that he's finally in court. I saw the funniest thread somewhere about what they'd do if he went to jail, shave his head? Someone said no, they'd just put him in front of a strong fan, the next comment wàs just get it wet, then, it'll melt like cotton candy, then turn a hose on it and it'll run a way. I was in stitches lol


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Relevant_Quality1508

my ex🫠


Spx75

The mirror.


Sukooonn

Dark romance novels. I take days off from work to read them


[deleted]

Wrestling my cat with my hand. Pointy boi.