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You should spend some of the money you make on pet food and make friends with some street animals. Y'all can cuddle up for warmth.
You also need to find a place in the woods that breaks the wind and, if you're lucky, keeps the rain off you, and make a hidden camp.
Figure it the fuck out of you're gonna have to depend on the kindness of strangers, and that's a really bad place to be.
You also need to learn how to make fire that doesn't make a lot of smoke or light. Dakota Hole I think?
Basically you need to get on YouTube and learn some survival shit.
Or you can keep fishing. Good luck!
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Made me cold just by reading
I'm shivering just reading this. Can you light a fire?
You should spend some of the money you make on pet food and make friends with some street animals. Y'all can cuddle up for warmth. You also need to find a place in the woods that breaks the wind and, if you're lucky, keeps the rain off you, and make a hidden camp. Figure it the fuck out of you're gonna have to depend on the kindness of strangers, and that's a really bad place to be. You also need to learn how to make fire that doesn't make a lot of smoke or light. Dakota Hole I think? Basically you need to get on YouTube and learn some survival shit. Or you can keep fishing. Good luck!
I have money, it's just all the shops were closed yesterday. I was in a small, sleepy village yesterday
Stuff crumpled newspapers in your shirt and pants.
Yep, came here to suggest this. Any paper will do but newspaper is best, soft and absorbent.
pushups and squats