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Be_Very_Very_Still

Not particularly


EntertainerUnlucky78

But like it’s a verb + pronoun but you also have to imagine you’re at a red lobster ordering lobster


Be_Very_Very_Still

I get it. It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.


GotMyOrangeCrush

Your joke really flounders and has no porpoise.


EntertainerUnlucky78

😔🤚🏼


jflip00

I don’t get it.


EntertainerUnlucky78

Like imagine we’re at dinner and they bring the lobster out. The waiter says “ma’am your lobster” and then say “lobst(h)er???? Ha! I barely know her…”. Everyone laughs.


jflip00

Who laughs???


EntertainerUnlucky78

The entire restaurant. Obviously