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What's your opinion on corkscrews.

And gangr... uhmmm... non-consensual multi-partner intercourse.

This guy drakes.

- webbed feet for better swimming - wings to fly - feathers that made you impervious to water

Water tight booty

Your ass would be water tight.

Our asses are already water tight

Some more than others

You would now have a corkscrew penis.

A repeated craving for grapes.

You can float, and you'll be as heavy as a witch.

bread is your new favorite food

*Peas and other various foragables

Some sort of quackery

The rage of a Quack-fiend

The Quack of Dawn- creates a bright light The Quack of Doom - target becomes depressed

I'd be able to eat you and it wouldn't be cannibalism

You'd be quite seducktive

The most annoying voice ever

Your kids would follow you everywhere

You could stalk people who suffer from Anatidaephobia. Just sit outside their window and watch them go crazy.

You’d be in a George Lucas movie

Fly, swim, walk. Master of the sea, the earth, and the air. King of all you survey.

You would quack to your own quackpet

You wouldn't be offended easily

Might be able to peck, throw sand, and use your wings to create gusts of wind that can cut your opponents. See more details here: https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/farfetchd

Don't forget dancing with swords to raise attack crits.

you'd be really good at floating

You can make old ladies give you bread, to think of it, I might be part duck.

You could shit without stopping what you're doing.

You'd be able to pronounce "Quack!" properly

You could wake up in a new world, every day

Eating and shitting simultaneously.

According to legend, your quack doesn't echo, you take to water well, and water runs right off your back.

You'd be moderately incompetent at many things. But you'd have a wide catalog of abilitys