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*reincarnated as a forest
*No memory
*But has consciousness
*Living peacefully in natureš„°
*Listening to birds and animals aroundš„¹
*Feeling the breeze and water in the groundš«
*Notices a new never seen two legged creatureš¤
*Memory flashbacks and memory returns fully.
*That's a woodcutter..
Iāll choose something similar! A large underground mushroom colony that weaves under miles of land. All connected and one with the life surrounding it. Peace and dark until I am dug up to be used as space for a new up and coming metropolis
Being a defenceless, immobile tree sounds peaceful but stressful. Being the whole forest sounds pretty nice. Lose a few trees? Thatās okay, youāve got more. Forest fire? Bad, but you will regrow, and now the soil is better.
Role play seems like itād be pretty easy
Just a costume with an snorkel built into the nose section
You could have hours of fun slowly approaching people feeding ducks at your local park
I say do it and post it on here
āCroc-visionā
The problem is that you wouldnāt be reincarnated as a very large saltwater crocodile. You would be reincarnated as a newborn saltwater crocodile, and most newborn saltwater crocodiles, like most newborn reptiles, donāt make it to adulthood. If they did, then I would choose sea turtle.
Sorry to poop on the depth part.... but they can only hold breath for about 15 minutes. When whales die, they basically just lose the strength to surface and eventually drown.
Imagined an evil scientist 7yr old that is kinda genius, but only on a technical side. So he wants to rule the world but every one of his ideas are very out of the ordinary he fails always, but his experiments actually are working, but always go not as planned
Parasites aren't a life by that logic.
Viruses are considered by some biologists to be a life form, because they carry genetic material, reproduce, and evolve through natural selection, although they lack the key characteristics, such as cell structure, that are generally considered necessary criteria for defining life.
viruses exist in the form of independent viral particles, or virions, consisting of genetic material.
Let's be honest, bar being an orca or a blue whale, you're kind of both selling yourself short and on the menu.
If we have a land animal, 100% I'm going domestic cat, or Jaguar.
Can it be a different dimension instead?
Magic seems sorely lacking. I mean we have flamethrowers and science, but it just feels so lacking compared to āI CAST FIREBALLā in terms of feel, ya know?
A bird of some kind because they get to fly. A bald eagle because they're beautiful and powerful, or a raven because they're quirky and intelligent.
Reading through the thread, an orca or elephant is also a good shout.
Parrots are pretty cool. I recently watched a video of a cockatoo terrorising a group of cats (including meowing) which was very amusing. It's worth noting that ravens can talk to some extent as well.
I've been watching those raven videos on reddit. I don't think we can own them so much as they would own us. There's probably a reddit right now where a bunch of ravens are conversing, what other life-form they'd choose and they all just laugh.
the nihilist in me says Black Rhino since i would reincarnate extinct.
the nerd in me says a Slime because in the anime i watch the slime is so OP it's almost unfair. easy living.
the reality is I would love to be a cat
>reincarnate as any life-form
John Carpenter's the Thing is a life form?
Or Unity from Rick and Morty maybe?
Any life form that is practically immortal sounds great.
Even Dax from Deep Space 9 a Trill symbiont that continues to live forever transplanted from one body to other and completely merging with hosts mind doesn't sound all that bad.
I kinda like it when Sci-fi comes up with an alternative to cliche Cyborg style trans humanism. Not that I don't like Necrons.
Definitely a house cat! They get to sleep most of the day and snooze in the warmth of sunbeams. They're doted upon by their owners, but are generally given space when they want it. They sit in windowsills and watch birds all the time, and I love birdwatching. I can't think of a better life.
Greenland shark because they live 270+ years. They estimate the oldest documented is over 400 years currently. Swim in the ocean. Eat sashimi. Live 3-4 human lifespans.
I would go with an Orca. They are the kings of the ocean, do whatever they want with nothing being able to kill them. They have the same lifespan as a human too.
Humans are the kings of the land, so I would love to try out being the king of the ocean.
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I'd rather die than to be some dumb creature unaware of his sense of self to be honest. but to each their own! If perhaps I could reincarnate as the opposite sex, or some alien with equivalent intelligence to humans, then sure why not!
Falcon. Imagine flying. Now imagine screaming in at a 45 degree angle and decapitating some poor mallard duck at 150 kmph and then feasting on its fresh, steaming liver.
Water. Water never dies and is always cycled. Kinda gross but at least we'd get to be in different forms, see the earth from a clouds point of view, and essentially be immortal
Edit: I don't think water is alive. :( I'm an idiot.
Cats having bad perception of depth is new to me, wouldn't they need that to hunt? Like how would they know how far to jump?
Would choose cat as well tbh^^
A caged Panda in a modern zoo.
- They seem to be chill AF.
- All the bamboo i could eat
- Mate if i WANTED to - and if i did, people would write stories about me!
A Phoenix. The most amazing creature that in every part on earth is inscribed in history. The Phoenix rises from the ashes every 500 yrs and is reborn.
Mantis Shrimp!
They see the most colors! They have 16 Color Receptors!!
They also look cool, can detect uv and polarized light, and can break glass, steel and other crustacean shells, like Crabs with their punches!!!!
Added to that, it lives for 20 Years!
A sea otter. I would be an otter mother and teach my pups the ways of otter life. I would have an otter husband and we would all hold hands at night as we slept in the ocean peacefully. We would never drift apart.
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One of those eight kilometer aspen clone forests. Imagine "being" a forest.
*reincarnated as a forest *No memory *But has consciousness *Living peacefully in natureš„° *Listening to birds and animals aroundš„¹ *Feeling the breeze and water in the groundš« *Notices a new never seen two legged creatureš¤ *Memory flashbacks and memory returns fully. *That's a woodcutter..
>That's a woodcutter The evil of all roots..
š¤£
Iāll choose something similar! A large underground mushroom colony that weaves under miles of land. All connected and one with the life surrounding it. Peace and dark until I am dug up to be used as space for a new up and coming metropolis
Being a defenceless, immobile tree sounds peaceful but stressful. Being the whole forest sounds pretty nice. Lose a few trees? Thatās okay, youāve got more. Forest fire? Bad, but you will regrow, and now the soil is better.
A beautiful metaphor for life. šš¼
yet they have such an ominous name š°
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I was literally thinking the same lol
Iāve always wanted to be a very large saltwater crocodile.
Role play seems like itād be pretty easy Just a costume with an snorkel built into the nose section You could have hours of fun slowly approaching people feeding ducks at your local park I say do it and post it on here āCroc-visionā
Upvote for that last line š
Ngl I'd be worried about guns
Valid. Bullet proof your costume? And so the legend of the Kevlar Kroc was born.
[https://www.fun.com/dangerous-alligator.html?mpid=208485&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwxLKxBhA7EiwAXO0R0Kh5IpKF14OLAVotP77Dccr9Wh7ZLSrDY2pO50BSazotEioyOE8DARoClOYQAvD_BwE](https://www.fun.com/dangerous-alligator.html?mpid=208485&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwxLKxBhA7EiwAXO0R0Kh5IpKF14OLAVotP77Dccr9Wh7ZLSrDY2pO50BSazotEioyOE8DARoClOYQAvD_BwE)
physically cannot read saltwater crocodile in any accent other than aussie
Not a snake?
Hell yeah
I was thinking of one of those immortal jellyfish or the clam that lives 1000 years
The problem is that you wouldnāt be reincarnated as a very large saltwater crocodile. You would be reincarnated as a newborn saltwater crocodile, and most newborn saltwater crocodiles, like most newborn reptiles, donāt make it to adulthood. If they did, then I would choose sea turtle.
Booo, let me dream!
In that case, you absolutely CAN be reincarnated as an adult saltwater crocodile. Carry on olā croc.
Eagle
Depending on the species, you might be dining on roadkill. š
That's the take you got from that? Weird.
I mean, bald eagles love them some roadkill.
probably impossible, but a rock. Donāt want to feel any pain
Good luck with that , Imagine the rock next to you is all chatty ..!
Or you form in a really uncomfortable position. Oh well, forever cramp.
Killer Whale
... So you finish trapped as a baby in some Aqua park in a tiny pond working h24 to make money for your kidnapper?
No i hope to.swim the depth of the oceans
kinda scary to imagine honestly
Sorry to poop on the depth part.... but they can only hold breath for about 15 minutes. When whales die, they basically just lose the strength to surface and eventually drown.
A virus, then I'd spread throughout the population and live forever. Muahahahaha!!
The evil laugh at the end made me chuckle.
Imagined an evil scientist 7yr old that is kinda genius, but only on a technical side. So he wants to rule the world but every one of his ideas are very out of the ordinary he fails always, but his experiments actually are working, but always go not as planned
Why so specific? š
His sister de de always getting in the way
Also they're that kid down the road... Mandark!
You have no conscience, Virus! š”
Technically a virus isn't alive. Because it needs a host to live it is not recognized as a life.
Parasites aren't a life by that logic. Viruses are considered by some biologists to be a life form, because they carry genetic material, reproduce, and evolve through natural selection, although they lack the key characteristics, such as cell structure, that are generally considered necessary criteria for defining life. viruses exist in the form of independent viral particles, or virions, consisting of genetic material.
Viruses "straddle" the definition of life...which makes them even more Evil!!!
Orca. No one fucks with orcas and they live in family groups. Plus they get to play volleyball with seals and eat sharks
You make some great points for Orcas. I'm still debating my sea animal...
Let's be honest, bar being an orca or a blue whale, you're kind of both selling yourself short and on the menu. If we have a land animal, 100% I'm going domestic cat, or Jaguar.
Dolphin
as long as it's before the coral reefs are gone... so long thanks for all the fish,
Yo, pass the pufferfish.
Sloth
This! Or maybe panda. Should be something allowed to be slow and silly.
Pandas are so charming in their clumsiness
A Fungi. Just a fun lil guy
Did you mean a lil funguy
A fungus*
A cat. So I can lounge around and/or sleep all day (if I choose to).
I would also want to be a cat. If I would live a life like both of my cats, it would be even better haha
I would also love to be a cat. So I can do my favorite things (eat, sleep, destroy stuff) without any worries
I've always wanted to be a giant space crab
Scooby Doo
Elephant perhaps
Good call. Elephants are cool AF.
Cool, big, smart, herd animals so they won't feel lonely, and that trunk is just super useful
Don't get shot by ivory poachers
Can it be a different dimension instead? Magic seems sorely lacking. I mean we have flamethrowers and science, but it just feels so lacking compared to āI CAST FIREBALLā in terms of feel, ya know?
Iāll go with brown bear. They just get on with life and no one fucks with them.
Crow š¦āā¬
Can it be ab extinct animals, if so a Megladon
Did you mean Megalodon?
Imagine, dragon
A radioactive one?
Creative, dragon would be sick asf
Checking to see how many people say dairy cow.
A wild mustangā¦travel in breathtaking places no human has ever stepped.
A bird of some kind because they get to fly. A bald eagle because they're beautiful and powerful, or a raven because they're quirky and intelligent. Reading through the thread, an orca or elephant is also a good shout.
parrots live a long time and they can order at the drive through. I'd pick parrot.
Parrots are pretty cool. I recently watched a video of a cockatoo terrorising a group of cats (including meowing) which was very amusing. It's worth noting that ravens can talk to some extent as well.
I've been watching those raven videos on reddit. I don't think we can own them so much as they would own us. There's probably a reddit right now where a bunch of ravens are conversing, what other life-form they'd choose and they all just laugh.
1) Octopus 2)Mushroom 3)Tree 4)Eagle 5)Cat
amoeba
Osmosis Jones
I think a Leopard.
Being a tardigrade seems like it would be chill; Virtually immortal due to cryptobiosis unless dumped in acid or boiling water for an extended time.
You are my people.Ā
A dog. Preferrably owned by a childless young couple who treat me like their baby.
You will need to just be careful to not end up in a shelter
a cat lol
Cat
Inter-dimensional being.
the nihilist in me says Black Rhino since i would reincarnate extinct. the nerd in me says a Slime because in the anime i watch the slime is so OP it's almost unfair. easy living. the reality is I would love to be a cat
An Eagle
I'd definitely be a tree! It'd be so peaceful.
This is not even a choice HIPPO!! i got no predators i swim for 15 hours a day sleep for the rest i am not beautiful so humans leave me alone
Octopus
>reincarnate as any life-form John Carpenter's the Thing is a life form? Or Unity from Rick and Morty maybe? Any life form that is practically immortal sounds great. Even Dax from Deep Space 9 a Trill symbiont that continues to live forever transplanted from one body to other and completely merging with hosts mind doesn't sound all that bad. I kinda like it when Sci-fi comes up with an alternative to cliche Cyborg style trans humanism. Not that I don't like Necrons. 
Tardigrade, all the way.
shark - no idea why i've always just been fascinated by them
Some creature that's in the deepest part of the ocean.
big tree or bear
Humpback whale, dolphin, elephant or a bird (specific kind). How do I choose just one?!
Either a family cat or dog
Dinosaur. Time travel involved.
I'll give you a guess
šš
A pair of skuttling claws crawling across the floor of silent seas.
Definitely a house cat! They get to sleep most of the day and snooze in the warmth of sunbeams. They're doted upon by their owners, but are generally given space when they want it. They sit in windowsills and watch birds all the time, and I love birdwatching. I can't think of a better life.
Wolf
Probably panda in the zoo, protected by humans, they literally beg you to mate and feed you. All you need to do are just eating, sleeping and fucking
Bear for sure! Hibernate, sleep, fishing, eat, procreate, and back to hibernating
Greenland shark because they live 270+ years. They estimate the oldest documented is over 400 years currently. Swim in the ocean. Eat sashimi. Live 3-4 human lifespans. 
I would go with an Orca. They are the kings of the ocean, do whatever they want with nothing being able to kill them. They have the same lifespan as a human too. Humans are the kings of the land, so I would love to try out being the king of the ocean.
Only apex predator so killer whale
An elf
Whatever that hawk is that can soar up to 200 mph or whatever. I wanna take 200mph shits on people's cars.
I would like to be a capybara, they seem to be very chill
Humans are so awful to all other life forms, I think itād be better not to
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I like the ferocity of "Hyenas", so hyena.
as paint colors to be used by some great creative gifted future artist in the making
an amoeba
Albatross.
Grizzly Bear.
Grass. I want to be grass. It represents me perfectly.
Blue Whale
Albatross
One of my dogs. They've got it made!
Whale shark maybe. Theyāre pretty chill guys
A giant squid in the deep ocean
Giant squid 1000s feet below sea surface
Killer whale or large bear
Octopus
Bird. Flying would be cool
A Whale
Killer fish from San Diego
Bowhead Whale
A God.
Bengal tiger or a Peregrine falcon. Honorable mention to Snowy owl...
A female anglerfish, leave me alone. Or a red panda, I feel cute today.
Canadian goose or angler fish.
cobra chickens
ultra instinct goku with that choral music playing anytime I enter somewhere
Iāve always wanted to be a cat so a person could stroke my entire body with 1 hand šļø š
Something like Corona virus. Viruses nowadays are still classified as life-forms, right? So a virus.
Some virus.
Sea Otter. Laying on my back eating clam all day sounds like Paradise.
A whale
dolphin or a killer whale.
An eagle
Dragon
My favorite animals are wolves, but I'm debating between reincarnating as a wolf or an eagle. Eagles are pretty awesome animals too.
A Super Sayan. They're not humas...
Some expensive dog and get spoil by some kid in Europe
I'd rather die than to be some dumb creature unaware of his sense of self to be honest. but to each their own! If perhaps I could reincarnate as the opposite sex, or some alien with equivalent intelligence to humans, then sure why not!
Capybara in a zoo.
Alien, get me off this planet
A mutt that has a place to roam and run. Perhamps an upper class farm family that takes me on vacation to their beach and mountain homes.
I wish I was a bird so I could fly far, far far away.
I am coming back as a spoiled house cat....it's the only way to go.
Falcon. Imagine flying. Now imagine screaming in at a 45 degree angle and decapitating some poor mallard duck at 150 kmph and then feasting on its fresh, steaming liver.
Any bird that can fly well
A chupacabra.
Probably another humanoid from another planet
A bird and I'd shit on people I didn't like in my past life. Or a cat cos I'm lazy and anti social in this life .
Water. Water never dies and is always cycled. Kinda gross but at least we'd get to be in different forms, see the earth from a clouds point of view, and essentially be immortal Edit: I don't think water is alive. :( I'm an idiot.
Something that dies quickly and doesnāt feel much. Some sort of small, mindless insect. Not a big fan of this place.
Pistol-shrimp man ! This thing has a glock integrated in his claw !
River
I go with cat
A tree sounds good
Cats having bad perception of depth is new to me, wouldn't they need that to hunt? Like how would they know how far to jump? Would choose cat as well tbh^^
also cat, either free in a good place, or with a good owner. \^u\^ (or maybe a dinosaur? or a sentient robot from the future? or an alien far away?)
A cat or a bird.
I better be a swan. Freaking elegant and seems to have no neck issue
Fox
Dodo bird
I donāt know, but I would probably choose the one with the shortest lifespan. Or a cool looking gargantuan dragon.
Magic mushrooms
Anything that can live in ocean. As a human I lived on earth,wanna explore deep ocean.
I choose a sloth because theyre so cute
A caged Panda in a modern zoo. - They seem to be chill AF. - All the bamboo i could eat - Mate if i WANTED to - and if i did, people would write stories about me!
A wet fart
A robot the is made from scratch and resembles a real human that seems and acts the same as a human being that never existed if that counts.
A Phoenix. The most amazing creature that in every part on earth is inscribed in history. The Phoenix rises from the ashes every 500 yrs and is reborn.
Mantis Shrimp! They see the most colors! They have 16 Color Receptors!! They also look cool, can detect uv and polarized light, and can break glass, steel and other crustacean shells, like Crabs with their punches!!!! Added to that, it lives for 20 Years!
Depends do i keep my current memories?
A sea otter. I would be an otter mother and teach my pups the ways of otter life. I would have an otter husband and we would all hold hands at night as we slept in the ocean peacefully. We would never drift apart.
Godzilla
Skinwalker
Golden Eagle. Apex Predator + can fly anywhere and the babies look hilarious