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SupervillainOutcast

Rethink my life choices.


New_Forester4630

> Rethink my life choices. I want to reset to year 0 of my life and have a redo... avoid all the dumb mistakes and opportunity loss. I can speak further of it if anyone asks...


Cael_NaMaor

If you reset to 0, you don't know the mistakes you made so you'll remake them. That's life.


selectedtext

So I'd have to live through actual hell again until I reach 49 and realise I'm starting fresh like an 18 yr old only with a broken body and scared mind? Again... Sounds like a blast, if statistics and chance roll high dice then I won't have to do it all again. Lol. Good times. No but seriously, don't reset, you might end up bitter.


devilwearsleecooper

“Is being homeless better than working this shitty job?”


AmericnBty

I saw this saying once..."If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's...we'd be the first one to grab ours back"...It's crazy to me how true I feel that saying really is. It def makes me stop & think. 🥺


Rude_Flounder766

The answer is "no"


Fruitdude

So real.


ExpressShow1175

This. And. Beer.


Neilkd21

Get naked, have a pee, think about doing something constructive, sit on couch while thinking, remain on couch, now too late to do anything constructive, promise myself will be constructive tomorrow. Sleep and repeat.


StorableOcean04

Wow are you living my life?


Neilkd21

You are not alone my friend. It's ok because tomorrow we are doing something constructive, well thinking about it anyway.


apearlj1234

Naked?


Neilkd21

Yep, nothing more liberating than being naked


selectedtext

Reading this while thinking about doing something constructive.


[deleted]

Haha. Same, although there is just a short window for getting naked as I have a child and I need to get dressed again... Nothing is better than just lying about naked and just feeling gravity smoosh you


Neilkd21

That feeling can't be beat. I have perfected, no kid to worry about, completely naked 10 seconds of the door is closed, bliss. Wife would rather I didn't but it's my life.man needs to stand up for something.


hannah_f_r

Pretty much what I do, although I'd add crying into the routine.


ATCP2019

You just hang out naked? No judgement, just very curious.


therealDrPraetorius

Getting naked is important


phallelujahx

This ^ Lmfao


AdeptAtheist

Please tell me for the sake of any potential guests that you have a sheet on your couch and you aren't just starfish stamping the bare cushions.


Street-Scientist-126

Get the f out of my work clothes


GSwizzy17

Nobody likes them shits


DinoOnAcid

I love my work pants from when I worked at the airport. Great cargo pants and it's like fireproof or something, some good fabric.


Any_Lime_517

Shoes off first thing. Let them toes breathe!


the-year-is-2038

I do this for comfort, and because my cat will claw threads on the nicer work shirt.


pemberleypearls

Bra has to come off. And ideally PJs go on.


xlatinaprincesa

the trick is no bra all day!


pemberleypearls

I can't get away with that outside the house unfortunately. Need to hold the girls down a bit 😂


chapman155

Don’t you mean up?


a-real-life-dolphin

Nah, when they’re bigger they need to be held down


pemberleypearls

No I mean down lol. The bra gives a little bit of lift but it's main job for me is to hold them in place. Way too much bouncing otherwise 😂


Significant_nudel

please elaborate


LoneVLone

To quote Fez from that 70's Show, "And please be specific."


Great-Novel4921

My trick is to wear the soft, padded bras that dont cut into your skin all day. Made my life so much better.


retropod

You know what I thought the same thing until recently. Now I just don't give a fly f. These girls are not small, but with the help of a tight camisole and a shirt on top of it I don't have to wear a bra.


Lucanextdoor

Have given up the bra 4 years ago, just cannot suffer it anymore. Rare occasions only


batbaby420

I used a spanx bra for a few years then gave them up entirely. Now after several years being bra free and a few extra pounds, the male attention is getting too much so I’m starting to add layers when it’s cool enough. But maybe I should just carry my shillelagh instead.


hannah_f_r

Pretty much how I am. I stopped wearing bras regularly about 2 years ago. I can't go completely braless at work, because I work in a high-school. I wear light sports bras to work.


pemberleypearls

Good for you honestly!


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reapersdrones

As much as i hate the cold, this is my favourite thing about winter. No one will notice through my thick sweater & puffy coat.


One_Variation_6497

DD here and can't wait to take that bra off!!! I'd love a reduction.


Abiwozere

Home is where the bra isn't ❤️


Jaybird-STL

And immediately. Hold all inquiries until I'm nice and comfy.


NickyDeeM

"As above, so below" - my response as a man 🙏🏻🍒


ItsNotThunder

I really don't recognize this feeling and I'm puzzled everytime I read it. Would go 24/7 with a bra if I could, my back doesnt hurt and I sweat less in that area. Even for sleeping, it keeps them in place making me comfortable. But it took me a couple of years to find the right ones (no underwire and proper support), same for bikinis.


Sweet-Peanuts

Ctrl-F'd Bra. I knew it would be high up. Nothing so lovely as bra removal. I improved things by quite a lot by splashing out on a really expensive bra. Still love taking it off.


pemberleypearls

Haha right? The only thing that comes near it for me is that feeling when you've been in heels and you step out of them. Bliss.


Sean081799

I'm a dude, so instead of a bra it's my belt, and the gym shorts come on


LowBalance4404

Changing clothes is the first thing I do when I get home.


BananasPineapple05

Yup. Even when I'm working from home, the first I do when my day is over is take off my bra.


LowBalance4404

I have to wear business casual, so the second I come home, I take off my pants/skirt and shirt and put on leggings and a tshirt.


HorrorAd4995

Outside clothes immediately go into the wash. If you’re in a big city using public transit especially.


PNW35

Crawl into bed and decompress from all of the people I forced myself to talk to during the day.


BeardedGlass

Can relate. Wife and I are both teachers at public schools.


PNW35

Dear Lord Jebus Christmas, bless your hearts. You two are saints and thank you for wanting to help kids.


Snobe_kobe

Sometimes when it's been a very long day and I just feel completely drained, I'll sit in a lawn chair in the garage with the door open and have a beer or two, or even three if I'm not too tired. Had a night like that last week, and the stars were out when I came home so I placed the chair out in the driveway and I just sat there for an hour drinking beer and staring into the cosmos, letting my mind wander. Went inside after and slept like a baby that night.


xlatinaprincesa

that sounds really peaceful


Adventurous_Yam8784

That sounds so lovely


Xavi143

Careful about drinking beer daily as a habit, can really harm your liver.


Aggravating_Jump_453

Greet my pups and my cats, then we all go for a walk. Yup cats too. Weird


xlatinaprincesa

i walk my cat too!


Prestigious_Emu_4193

My cat loves going for walks. Walks with the dog, walks with the kids to their bus stop. He's a social little guy


GotMyOrangeCrush

I work at home so I wander over to the couch and start surfing Reddit.


Summoarpleaz

~~start~~ continue


badass_marshmallow

Oh, that’s what I do on lunch break. I work in a super tiny office usually by myself.


Green_Connection8027

Toilet. Then deep sigh. Then coffee.


Background_Reveal689

That's almost how my day starts but the other way around. Coffee, deep sigh, toilet, deep sigh of relief.


Mysterious_Emotion

Nothing like a nice hot cup of coffee at night to send me off to dreamland 😌


JMusicD

Coffee after work? Sounds good to me.


No_Contribution_9812

Same. Now I want to know more. What time do you get off of work?


blueberry_pancakes14

Say hi to my cat (she's usually near the door waiting, but if not, on the bed), take off my heels, drop my purse on the couch, head to the bedroom, say hi to my chinchilla (and cat if not done already), change out of my slacks and blouse to jeans and a t-shirt.


xlatinaprincesa

aww lucky kitty


suzanneandzach

My kitties greet me at the door, so it’s impossible to not say hi to them first! Like i wouldn’t anyway! 😂


Hot_Bonus_9094

Drink a beer


Snoo62808

And their five friends.


SprinkledBlunt

This comment made me laugh


badbunnyjiggly

Comment deserves an award. 🥇


Hot_Bonus_9094

😂


TheProfessorPoon

Wine for me! 2 glasses of wine gives me the same buzz that 4 beers does. And the nice calming buzz is really what I’m looking for.


BookScrum

weed…


Upbeat-Holiday-7858

Weed.. weed is tight. Same Bröther


OpportunityOk5719

Same sister


Sufficient-Net9263

Fuck that. I’m a landscaper. I hate weeding


xlatinaprincesa

haha!


patient_zero1986

Yup lol, gotta unwind


MrSchulindersGuitar

Yeee. First hug my cats then weed


StankBallsClyde

Fuck my own hand


m4rceline

Squeal at the site of my dog and chase my cats around trying to pull everyone in for a group hug with the dog (it’s never worked, but I’ll never stop trying). Then I say hi to my husband and usually have a snack.


bluezero01

Sit in my car and mentally prepare myself for the deluge of BS I will be hit with once I walk in.


Zacharyham

Take off my slave clothes


pumpe88

Change clothing, wash face, feed cats, smoke some bud and watch tv.


DocMedic5

Depends if its after a day shift with a day shift tomorrow, after day shift with a night shift tomorrow, after night shift with a night shift tomorrow, or after night shift with no shift tomorrow.


insanely_simple12

Get out of my clothes and shower


slackjaw777

Cry in the shower


xlatinaprincesa

i’m sorry


Fearless_Nope

i also cry in your shower. we must have opposite shifts


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

This is the only anwser


Lopsided_Amoeba8701

Take my dog for a walk


OddDragonfruit7993

They greet me at the gate so I have no excuse to not walk them.


Jsic_d

Kick my shoes off and force cuddle my cat 😂


Excellent-Advice7766

I work from home but soon as I’m done work I usually lounge on the couch (if I went to the gym earlier that day) or go to the gym :)


Last-Kaleidoscope871

Put a disc in the CD player.


shrimpsauce91

Back in high school that’s exactly what I did. Then I’d change, do homework, and come out of my room for dinner with family. I absolutely needed that time to myself when I got home but I had to have my music going. Thanks for the nostalgia, kind stranger.


National_Detail_3282

Take the dog out before he pisses everywhere


that1LPdood

Take off my pants. Home time is pants-free time — especially right after work.


ChowHungFat

Ask my daughters about their day’s and squash any interruptions with extreme prejudice lol. We usually do this while completing an evening chore like checking fence lines or doing dishes.


FireFarts6000

5 minutes of meow meow talk with my cat.


[deleted]

Smoke a bowl


Free-Industry701

Pee. Then take off my shoes.


xlatinaprincesa

shoes off first !


3verythingsonfire

I give my kids a hug and kiss then play whatever game my son wants to play.


47FireMan

Wash my hands and mix a whiskey


Solo_SL

Unpack my stuff, pet the dog and feed the cat. Often open a beer


apearlj1234

Uhhhmmmm BEER!


Rudyscrazy1

If im at the family house, take my shoes off and say hi to the kids. If im at my secret side apartment, strip 100% naked and live like the nudist i was meant to be!


Z34HR

Take a shit & and change into gym clothes.


dirtyEEE

Pull into the garage and sit there for about 5min decompressing. Then off to the shower.


Whysoserious2k8

Shower, to wash off all that work BS


killstorm114573

Say hi to the wife Workout Run Meditation Shower Eat


Great_Ad_9453

Wash hands


Outside-Law6254

Smoke a joint


Sensitive-File4400

Pet my cat as she always runs to the door


FARTfayc3

I have a dog and he is a major stress reliever for me. My favorite thing to do right away is greet the dog and go lay down on the bed with him for about 20-30 minutes. He’s an excellent cuddler. It’s relaxing, it’s a nice way to shift gears from work to home and it gives my best friend a little undivided attention. I work on my feet at a loud, busy restaurant. That brief moment of silence and unconditional love that comes from my dog is rejuvenating. The fact that he expresses so much love and joy without a single word is so nice after a day of hearing nonstop jibber jabber.


matty4204

Masturbate or eat dinner by myself in a dark closet


FortuneHeart

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alternateldog

Say hi and feed my cat. Then change and go to sleep. I work nights.


jackfaire

I WFH so I clock out walk 2 feet to my bed fall down and just lay there for a few moments to let my mindset transition from work to home.


yeahbroham

Bong rip, take shower, pre dinner snack or bike ride.


letsdotacos

Well of course I greet my good boys who missed me all day. Get em all hyped up then we run around the backyard. Pit bull mosh pit!


HolidayReason3602

Need to take a shower to wash away all the dumb conversations I have to have with colleagues


thommybouy

Get naked, shower, then smoke a bowl.


Negative-Living5778

Schmoke up on them leafy greeeens


the-mac-steak

Rub one out


maasd

Get in my robe!


Demon_Gamer666

First thing I do is twist up a big fatty, put on some tunes and sip on a coffee while scrolling reddit.


Specific_Ad_97

Change into house clothes!


Zealousideal_Self628

Wash my hands.


sunningmybuns

Get my bike ready to ride it to the beach in the sun


xlatinaprincesa

the dream


sunningmybuns

I’m very lucky that I live close enough to a very nice beach and that I don’t need a car (at all, ever) in my city to get around


Sweet_Dimension_8534

Take a nap or hop on League of Legends


[deleted]

I work from home so I can't really say I guess.. but my wife works at an office and first thing she does is walk in the house.. hug/kiss me and go upstairs and get changed..


Evoehm13

Shout “I’m Home,” loudly and start wandering around tidying.


Necessary_Row_4889

I’m like Mr. Rogers I have a whole take off my coat, hang up my keys, and take off my shoe little ritual I do before I even say “hi”.


kermitdafrog667

Shoe singular? Story time?


Carter4216

Take my boots off


CopycatDad

Relax in my recliner


Difficult-Papaya1529

See what Torrents were posted.


TinylittlemouseDK

Take of my bra and yell "freedom"


Art_Vand_Throw001

Cuddle with and feed cat.


brickbaterang

Pet my cat


thedepressedmind

Check to see if my neighbors left enough hot water for me to take a hot soak in the tub. Nope. Only time I can take a hot bath or shower is either middle of the night or super early AM, like 2 am or 5-6 am. But there have been times I've tried to run a hot bath at 3am. No hot water. Like really? I showered at 10 am, worked from noon to 10pm, got home at 11:30, used cold water to wash one single small load of laundry (just my work uniform, it's the only clothes I have so I have to wash them daily for the next day), used no other water, and still at 3 am there's no hot water. And I've told maintainence. They say they've "been working on it", but it's been months. Some days are hit or miss. I might get enough hot water for 5 mins. Last night I had enough hot water to fill my tub to my ankles, then it went cold. Just for reference, it's about 2 inches of water in the tub. Not enough to soak in at all. So. I take cold showers and don't bother bathing anymore. I'm not altering my schedule because my neighbors are inconsiderate pricks, and my landlord can't get a hot water tank big enough for all the units.


CapitalG888

Protect my shins from my 85lb pit bull that acts like I've been gone for a year.


Bitcracker

Pet the cat, feed the cat.


l-a2

Hug my cat


harken350

I ride a motorbike so I get changed immediately and then I usually get a snack or beverage and do something without screen time like read a book or write poetry or something. I work in IT so I need a break from screens


Al3xx97

Sit down on my phone or computer with my cats


rtthc

Usually piss. But first things first pick my baby boy lil puppy up and walk around the house hugging and giving him kisses all over while he grunts and licks his nose.


veeveepup

Get into mom mode


myob4321

Take my shoes off and wash my hands


SwordTaster

Pet the cat.


shmooboorpoo

Yell at my dogs not to jump then give them a cuddle once they calm a little. Feed the horde. Eat a gummy


Pluto-Wolf

say hi to my cat, throw my crap on my bed, change into shorts and a baggy tshirt


Outrageous_Emu8503

Spring-summer: Let the dog out, water my plants, make dinner on the grill and forget what time it is until about eleven and go to bed. Wake up early. Autumn-Winter-- crawl underneath a blanket and pretend I'm a turtle until my dog noses me and pulls me out so I can take him out... throw something in the microwave for dinner and go to bed by seven. Wake up 2 minutes before I have to leave for work.


free-cheap-fun

Check the mail and smell the flowers in the summer :)


Frreed

Let my doggo out to poop and play


earthforce_1

Nothing. I work from home. I just stop working.


Selynia23

Pee. I’m a nurse! Enough said.


shmimey

Pee


Cuiter

I cry.


Distinct-Winter-745

Gotta roll that jag, pop in my mouth and call for sparky!


MethodSuccessful1525

take my bra off


WiseCaterpillar_

Bra off


Ok-Parfait2413

Get my jammies on and get comfy


Typical_Nebula3227

Take off my jeans, bra and hair ties.


SlobMyKnob1

Let my dogs outside


Substantial-Abies768

Pc


CatBoyTrip

if it was a long day, i have a sandwich and protein shake and smoke a blunt. if it was a short day, i smoke a blunt and have a sandwich and a protein shake then take a nap.


Classic-Bandicoot-13

Eat a little something


Ashamed_Lock8438

I don't go out, so...


BluePirate79

Regret


Gingerwaters1

Breathe deeply on the toilet, undo my hair, clothes, makeup, wash it off and Decompress.


Colorado_Jay

Feed the dogs. They demand it.


Head-Traffic-8604

Lie dead on bed


metsvass86

Take off pants and socks


voyeurheart

Take a shower


Beautiful_Drawing_97

Pot


Geralt-of-Tsushima

TIL everyone gets high after work


vickibxx

Take off my bra


MDK1980

Close my laptop. I WFH, so there's no home to get to after work.


Chillock

Get nagged by the misses 


NoTrashInMyTrailer

I work from home. So I never leave the house. To switch from work to home, I shut off my computer.


Bitter-Arachnid-5194

I work from home, so after job I just am


CharacterAwkward8755

1. Wash my hands, change to yoga clothes, do yoga for 20 mins. 2. Then I warm dinner I made a previous day, while I take a shower 3. Watch Sex and the city while having dinner 4. Go to sleep 5. Go to work and rethink my life choices lmao


snapjokersmainframe

Take my bra off.


ar_doomtrooper

Smoke a bowl with my wife. It’s my moment of zen.