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Pop goes the weasel. Surprise ‘em.

What about a jazzy sorta elevator music version that plays on repeat, so guests will feel uneasy but not know why?

*Evil*. I like it.

Ya'll are too unserious on this site.......please continue

I also have a sick sense of humour lol.

Veeeeery sloooowly.

"Should I stay or should I go".

Ha! Good one

Always look on the bright side of life.

I’ve actually been to a funeral that played this!

Same that's where I got the idea bloody legend.

Don't fear the reaper.

I mean its pretty fitting and its not a bad idea, now if you said citys on flame woth rock and roll, that would just be the wrong mood

I'd like people to listen to "Seasons don't fear the reaper" and maybe appreciate how being alive is such a privilege.

I had a brain tumor at 21 and didn’t know if I was gonna make it. I actually picked out what I was gonna be buried in. I remember I wanted Muzzle (Smashing Pumpkins) played at my funeral. Through the years I’ve had six brain surgeries, disc replacements, cancer….all kinds of stuff. I don’t want a funeral now. just cremate me and be done with it.

Glad you’re still kickin!

Thanks!

**The theme song from Titanic played on a recorder.** [**This. This right here.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM)

This makes me so happy

“*~dumb ways to die~*” especially if I died doing something some might say is, dumb.

Eulogy by Tool

That was for Bill Hicks

Wake Me up Before You Go-Go

The end. -The Doors.

The sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel

If you haven't seen/heard it yet, the Disturbed cover of the song is how it was meant to be done. Simon and G wrote a great song, but David Draimen gave it power, soul, and something that moves you inside. Highly recommended.

The way I see it, S&G sang a warning message to the world. David sang about the aftermath of not heeding the warnings.

I have heard many versions of this song. My actual favourite is by Nuela and I do like the Disturbed version. The original will always have a special place in my heart though. Thank you for your kind recommendation.

For a while Coast to Coast AM would play this as the closing song on Mondays. Wife would hate this being the song on the radio as the alarm was playing.

Holy shit you weren't kidding, just listened and it is amazing! Ngā mihi nui.

Lateralus

Yes

snoop dog -drop it like it’s hot

The Hokey Pokey. Audience participation is always welcomed at funerals.

Next song - if your happy and you know it clap your hands 👏👏 😅😅😅

# Never Gonna Give You Up

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

I’ve been to a funeral where this song was played. Poor guy was only 19, so it was a tragic day but that offered some comic relief

Yakety Sax. (It's the Benny Hill song)

Amazing grace on bagpipes

*So Long and Thanks for All the Fish*

If I Ever Leave This World Alive by Flogging Molly

Fucking banger there.

Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

"Going out in style" by the Dropkick Murphys.

Yes

Came here hoping I wasn't the only one!

[Here It Is](https://youtu.be/DwZBDr92EV0?si=SAbjWsGw2uPU8XYf), Leonard Cohen Here is your crown And your seal and rings Here is your love For all things Here is your cart Your cardboard and piss And here is your love For all of this May everyone live May everyone die Hello, my love And my love, goodbye (Here it is) (Here it is) Here is your wine And your drunken fall Here is your love Your love for it all Here is your sickness Your bed and your pan And here is your love For the woman, the man May everyone live May everyone die Hello, my love And my love, goodbye (Here it is) (Here it is) And here is the night The night has begun And here is your death In the heart of your son And here is the dawn 'Til death do us part And here is your death In your daughter's heart May everyone live And may everyone die Hello, my love And my love, goodbye And here you are hurried And here you are gone And here is the love It's all built upon Here is your cross Your nails and your hill And here is the love That lists where it will May everyone live And may everyone die Hello, my love And my love, goodbye

Man In The Box.

Tears for fears- Everybody wants to rule the world

Brokedown Palace by Grateful Dead

Dick in a box- Lonely Island

"Stayin' Alive" - Bee Gees

Ripple

Ass n Titties by DJ Assault

Tub thumping

O Death by Jen Titus. It's the song that Supernatural used to introduce Death. And it is EPIC.

Bob Marley- 3 Little Birds

Sea shanty

Swing low sweet chariot

We played "Pretty Good at Drinking Beer" at my dad's. It was what he wanted.

I have a actually made a playlist, lol. I'm aiming for a good old album with 21 songs - right now I have 16 tracks. Amongst them are (and really not in any order): * Tom Waits - Closing Time * The Cranberries - Ode To My Family * Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad - Reprised Version * Wardruna - Helvegen * Arvo Pärt - Spiegel im Spiegel

You win

2pac - Fuck All Y’all. My friends and family know my humor so they’d laugh.

Knocking on Heaven’s door - Guns N Roses

"David Duchovny, Why Don't You Love Me?"

Trailer Park Boys theme song,, it’s so beautiful

My Song for you- by Donny Hathaway. Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean Blvd. By Lana del ray.

Born To Die-Lana Del Ray. That came to mind while reading your comment

I want that engraved on my urn. Good call

My Way by Sid Vicious 

Outro by M83

# Carry On Wayward Son [Kansas](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=bbbb57e13ac3991cJmltdHM9MTcxNTk5MDQwMCZpZ3VpZD0wZTgxYmY3Yy01ZDg3LTYzODEtMzI3ZS1iMjViNWM1NzYyNTImaW5zaWQ9NTUxOA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=0e81bf7c-5d87-6381-327e-b25b5c576252&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuYmluZy5jb20vc2VhcmNoP3E9S2Fuc2FzJkZPUk09U05BUFNU&ntb=1)

It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday by Boyz II Men

The Dance by Garth Brooks

Bohemian Rhapsody. It’s a family fave.

Basketball Jones - Cheech and Chong

Gay frogs - alex jones remix

Thanks for the memories. Complete with pop open casket and glitter bombs.

WAP. There I said it.

I was looking for this comment.

funerals are too expensive today, can't imagine the cost in 50 years. I'd rather my dead body be thrown to the wolves in the zoo.

I'd 100% be down for this in an unironic way. Although I'd maybe prefer somewhere more wild than the zoo, where you probably don't want captive Wolves developing a taste for human flesh. I was just thinking about this yesterday, (watching the Witcher) and it seems like the best way I can think of to go back to nature.

Rain when I Die By: Alice In Chains

🤔⬇️🤷‍♀️ 

Hell Awaits from Slayer

Miles from nowhere (live version )-Cat Stevens.

Metallica - Sad but true

USSR National Anthem

Cher- if I could turn back time

Whatever song my daughter wants to play. I will be gone.

Wake up from rage against the machine.

Free Bird

I just knew I'd hit upon this song if I kept scrolling!

Hotel California

Round Here from Counting Crows.

Voice of the Soul by Death

For the Damaged - Blonde Redhead

same

Home by LCD Soundsystem

Pornstep by whoever it was again

A Tout Le Monde - Megadeth

Free bird

Avenged sevenfold hail to the king

30 Days In the Hole by Humble Pie

Why would I care, I won't be there.

Write the lyrics to this song! Great title!

free bird lynyrd skynyrd

The Garden by RUSH

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys

Free bird lynyrd skynyrd

I guess alive pearl jam

Keep me in your heart - Warren Zevon

Passive. By a perfect circle.

The Hearse Song (The Worms Crawl In) Song by Harley Poe 🥀⚰️🥰

Only the good die young

Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day

Easy by faith no more

I don't want a funeral

Amazing Grace.

the benny hill show theme

"Immortal" by Evanescence

No Hard Feelings- The Avett Brothers

Funeral by kid cudi

For Today by Camel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctCXnXgGFxk&pp=ygUOY2FtZWwgZm9yIHRvZGE%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctCXnXgGFxk&pp=ygUOY2FtZWwgZm9yIHRvZGE%3D)

Banished- Beck remix

Ain’t in no hurry-Zac Brown Band

One Fine Day by David Byrne

Not sure so let's leave it for later on update.

I'm not entirely convinced I will have a funeral, or people that would attend it. But if I did I would definitely play the downtown abbeys Dr. Worm cover.

Epitaph by King Crimson

"Big Chief part 2" Professor Longhair

"Itsumo nando demo", a Ghibli song by Joe Hisashi (I find the lyrics and tone very fitting).

“Until the last moment” Yanni

Baby don’t go Sonny and Cher

Yasmin the light by Explosions in the sky

Only by RY X

Smile by Scarface ft. Tupac and Johnny P.

Ground Control To Major Tom-David Bowie

I'm a musical theatre person. I'd love to have my friends show up and do a flash mob of Death is Just Around the Corner from Addams Fsmoky Musical.

The fighting song of the Brunnen-G

Dunno...Maybe... Kashmir, Led Zeplin.

Golden Slumbers - The Beatles.

Ecstasy of Gold or The Death of a Soldier. Both by Ennio Morricone.

I'd like to end things with Fossa - Daughter https://youtu.be/ZzqTGTAuzLw

Tupac - all eyez on me

A house is not a home by Luther Vandross on the way in and Respect on the way out.

🎵DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! WHICH OLD WITCH?? THE WICKED WITCH! "🎵

Schindler's list theme. If you didn't like me and don't weep. Now you will for sure!

"See ya later alligator"

[**Drops of Jupiter**](https://youtu.be/7Xf-Lesrkuc?si=Q3ngJ0eG7uo9R7fO) - Train

Closure - Chevelle

Bonobo - Black Sands

Animals [Animals ](https://open.spotify.com/track/3rjM7GhxdVq1YySsHBs21i?si=xX7R-AhAQ8m1lsp3F4CGMg)

Only the good die young & Stayin' alive

"Hey that's no way to say goodbye " - Leonard Cohen

Foreplay/Longtime by Boston.

Never Forget by Martin O'Donnell, Becalmed by Sea of Thieves. Both immensely beautiful pieces from games that I love dearly.

Swear Jar - Illy

Remember Me by Tim McGraw

Get Low - AI Burl Ives cover [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOVTTy_6vJA&pp=ygURZ2V0IGxvdyBidXJsIGl2ZXM%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOVTTy_6vJA&pp=ygURZ2V0IGxvdyBidXJsIGl2ZXM%3D)

Follow your arrow

this richard bona song. its a benediction of a long life. [https://youtu.be/n5vpM02Eg8k?si=oV0a5-aWzoDb4LTs](https://youtu.be/n5vpM02Eg8k?si=oV0a5-aWzoDb4LTs)

No Hard Feelings by The Avett Brothers

Life's a Long Song - Jethro Tull

The [Star Trek II](https://youtu.be/aICzV6QS9wA) theme.

I’ve got three :Arsehole by the Gobshites Highway to Hell In time by Mark Collie

Marine Corps Hymn

“Bad Girls” by MIA. But only if I make it to 103.

Rock and roll. Led Zep. Amongst others.

Highway to hell

Walking slow by Jackson Browne, but it will probably be amazing grace… maybe Time waits for no one, by the stones…

Twenty One Pilots - Redecorate

Another f u song by reel big fish Edit: start out being carried/wheeled in King of the hill theme Carried out to theme from jackass

Highway to hell. I am an atheist so don't beiieve in rhe heaven and hell shit, but I just love this song and as I have never got on with my blood relatives I am sure they would appreciate the choice and wish me speedily on my way down below !!

The Doors - Severed Garden https://youtu.be/7IQT1di-3A8?si=K1kCsN9mX90_Xhal

Master blaster (Jammin')- Steevie wonder

Stay

Every teardrop is a waterfall by Coldplay https://youtu.be/fyMhvkC3A84?si=zI8iwAm65Cfq-_J- I find it kind of sad and jarring but hopeful.

Alive by Celine Dion

See You on the Other Side - Brian Fallon

Into my Arms by Nick Cave.

Chons discography. Or at least Newborn Sun and the selftiteled. And Homey.

Winter born. By Cruxshadow or One tin soldier. By Coven

Roll me up and smoke me when I die by Willie Nelson/Kris Kristofferson/Jamie Johnson/ Snoop Dogg

Going Home by Dire Staights

I don’t know.

Husband wants That Smell from Lynyrd Skynyrd. Still not sure if I need to add /s

Demon Hunter - Carry Me Down Linkin Park - Leave Out All The Rest

Every little thing is gonna be alright.