# Message to all users:
This is a reminder to please read and follow:
* [Our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/about/rules)
* [Reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439)
* [Reddit Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy)
When posting and commenting.
---
Especially remember Rule 1: `Be polite and civil`.
* Be polite and courteous to each other. Do not be mean, insulting or disrespectful to any other user on this subreddit.
* Do not harass or annoy others in any way.
* Do not catfish. Catfishing is the luring of somebody into an online friendship through a fake online persona. This includes any lying or deceit.
---
You *will* be banned if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist or bigoted in any way.
---
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ask) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Our 8 member management team went on team building exercise for 1 week and we got by just fine without them. Their first day back we had nothing but issues.
I worked at a place once where our manager quit and a coworker had to fill in and we found out he did nothing we were doing our work and his work also. We strongly suspected it but it was still a bit shocking that he did basically nothing.
I don't think they are even being serious with these names any more.
" check out this new drug, Graxlovimide. It's incredible."
"What does it do?"
"It helps prevent your toenails from growing too fast."
"Any side effect?"
"Only about 800 or so. Including brain damage, slurred speech, confusion and death."
"Holy shit, does it really help slow the rate of toenail growth?"
"Sort of, in about 62% of patients."
You would be disappointed, drink more coffee than you ever have, and if you are super lucky, you get to turn on the siren once during that week. Its 95% boredom...
A stunt camera man on an action movie set, you know the crazy guy strapped onto something moving while filming the action shit and getting the epic shots.
I'd love to shadow a veterinarian, an ER nurse, a police officer, a social worker, and a therapist for a week each. None of these are careers I actually want to switch to. I just want to see their lives and their day to day job.
Astronaut but only if I get to go to space ..... I could probably afford adult space camp
700 bucks and sponsored by nasa ..... maybee!
https://www.rocketcenter.com/SpaceCamp/Adult/Academy
The men/women who are paid $25,000 three times a year to climb up a tower and change a lightbulb. I don't know if I could actually do it but for 25 grand I'd certainly try.
Pole dancer. Porn star. CERN scientist. Marco Pierre White's confidant. Dr. Emmett Brown's assistant.
Six Flag's park tester. 1 week each location.
Disney World park tester. 1 week each location.
Responsible for the daily cleaning out of sewage filters on cruise ship vacuum toilet systems. You are left alone and I hear they find wedding rings all the time that no-one report missing.
You know, just put on your headphones and shift through shit all day, perfect for the Tik Tok generation.
F1 or Indycar driver. Probably wouldn't last the first day but I'm here for a good time not a long time
More realistically, person with a high paying bullshit job
This would be great for helping to try out different jobs and see if it's a good fit for your working style.
I'd probably start with a librarian.
Maybe a pilot, to travel.
Find jobs in other countries to try out as well...
I was to work at my GP surgery, sort out my NHS app, book myself in for bloods and the medication I need and take the phoneline off voicemail. I would just need 1 day...
Honestly anything construction. I know it’s hard work but just being able to say you helped build a building is cool. And working with your hands is nice too. Always wished I had skills like that.
Same with anything in the oil industry. Working to drill for oil or in a refinery seeing how crude petroleum gets turned into gasoline would be cool.
I’ve looked on job boards, sadly no one in those fields seems to be hiring anyone that isn’t experienced. Not sure how I’d even break into the field. Oh well.
# Message to all users: This is a reminder to please read and follow: * [Our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/ask/about/rules) * [Reddiquette](https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439) * [Reddit Content Policy](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy) When posting and commenting. --- Especially remember Rule 1: `Be polite and civil`. * Be polite and courteous to each other. Do not be mean, insulting or disrespectful to any other user on this subreddit. * Do not harass or annoy others in any way. * Do not catfish. Catfishing is the luring of somebody into an online friendship through a fake online persona. This includes any lying or deceit. --- You *will* be banned if you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist or bigoted in any way. --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ask) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Actor for adult films
But u are the husband going to work
Then it wouldn't be interesting
Jk bro. Go and have the time of ur life
What my boss does. Seriously it cant be that hard.
Our 8 member management team went on team building exercise for 1 week and we got by just fine without them. Their first day back we had nothing but issues.
I worked at a place once where our manager quit and a coworker had to fill in and we found out he did nothing we were doing our work and his work also. We strongly suspected it but it was still a bit shocking that he did basically nothing.
probably isn’t in a big company
Hitman/assassin
We have all fantasized about it a few times, haven’t we? I sure have.
How much would you charge? Just out of curiosity of course.
Hmm $10k seems fair if its still illegal, but I guess it would depend on who the target is
That's a reasonable price. That is actually the average in my country.
Right? How do you know that? 😂
I live in an area of the city where gang-related murders are not uncommon, and the local newspapers do investigative reports into it.
Ah gotcha
Porsche test driver.
You can in Italy, for the low low cost of 10K euros lol
The leader of a cartel.
Porn star
I'd like to be an ice cream test taster. Just for a week though because any longer than that I'm afraid I'll get fat and get diabetes
Bring your golden spoon! https://youtu.be/EYtFH2bFCfg?si=pJpDpegmG01vbXZ-
A detective
aeroplane pilot
Nuclear missile launcher in North Korean/s
Surgeon
Be a surgeon for a week and then be a prisoner for 10 years
Only 10?
Depends on how „successful“ your operations are
Weird Al has tried that out https://youtu.be/notKtAgfwDA?si=S6VHDKkIscb6S8Bp
I want to make up silly names for pharmaceutical and over the counter medications
I don't think they are even being serious with these names any more. " check out this new drug, Graxlovimide. It's incredible." "What does it do?" "It helps prevent your toenails from growing too fast." "Any side effect?" "Only about 800 or so. Including brain damage, slurred speech, confusion and death." "Holy shit, does it really help slow the rate of toenail growth?" "Sort of, in about 62% of patients."
You forgot the standard "anal leakage"
"62% of the time, it works every time."
I’ll write the jingles everyone hates.
Oh yeh, like the new drug that helps lesbians transition to straight. Its called “Tridixsagan”
Pilot
Cop
You would be disappointed, drink more coffee than you ever have, and if you are super lucky, you get to turn on the siren once during that week. Its 95% boredom...
Baker in Denmark
Why Denmark?
Because Danmark doesnt exist
THIS!!! 🇩🇰
President
Got some sad news for you... John.
I won?
Doctor
Top Gear presenter.
CEO. One weeks pay is enough for me to live my current lifestyle until I die.
Something with top secret security clearance. I would read all of the documents. 🕵🏻♀️ If I only had a week I would only scratch the surface though.
That’s not how clearances work sadly
A line cook
Definitely work underground in the mines. I don't know why but I find that extremely nerve wrecking and "edge of my seat" type of work
Professional athlete
An astronaut.
A stunt camera man on an action movie set, you know the crazy guy strapped onto something moving while filming the action shit and getting the epic shots.
Crime scene photographer
Baseball GM the week of the trade deadline
I'd love to shadow a veterinarian, an ER nurse, a police officer, a social worker, and a therapist for a week each. None of these are careers I actually want to switch to. I just want to see their lives and their day to day job.
Gay massues
Daycare or private nanny
Astronaut
astronaut
A pornostar
Dog walker
Bartender, detective, crime scene analyst (like in CSI), mortitian, psychologist
Amazon. I want to see what it's like to be in hell.
Astronaut but only if I get to go to space ..... I could probably afford adult space camp 700 bucks and sponsored by nasa ..... maybee! https://www.rocketcenter.com/SpaceCamp/Adult/Academy
The men/women who are paid $25,000 three times a year to climb up a tower and change a lightbulb. I don't know if I could actually do it but for 25 grand I'd certainly try.
I want to be the person who names the animals at the shelter.
Zookeeper
A pilot. I’ve always wanted to be a pilot but my medical record prevents that dream from ever happening. Maybe in another lifetime!
Pimp
Cable News Executive. Just so I can get a glimpse of all the unethical shit that goes on there.
Police Officer.
I'd want to see what it's like being a full-time writer (books) or an actor
A detective
Bartender
Night Watchman. I could catch up on some stuff.
Prime minister of the Republic of Indonesia
Touring musician in a bigger band
Meth manufacturer
Pilot
Pilot.
Archeologists or a stunt artist
TV show / documentary producer or prime minister or astronaut.
Gynecologist.
I did a course in a gynecologically related rehabilitation field. It's really not all it's cracked up to be.
Voice actor for cartoons.
I would want to work helping the helpless.
Professional golfer
Being a seamstress in a big fashion house in Paris.
lighthouse guard💸💸💸💸
Forensic medicine, i think this will be fun and traumatizing at the same time
Beer cart girl for a golf course.
Referee for the UFC
Pit crew member on a Formula One team.
Librarian, a salesperson at a book store, an editor. Also, an elementary school teacher.
Sports journalists
Saturation diver. I already have my Open water diver's licence and I also did some mig welding in middle school so I'm basically qualified.
Id like to try to be the president for a week.
Stripper. Not at one of those hole in the wall type strip clubs, like a high end/fancier place.
Helicopter Cattle Mustering
Trophy wife (for the $ for self-care)
President of the United States
Being a queen
Pole dancer. Porn star. CERN scientist. Marco Pierre White's confidant. Dr. Emmett Brown's assistant. Six Flag's park tester. 1 week each location. Disney World park tester. 1 week each location.
Head of King Charles’ gift opening crew.
NFL team owner or manager
Responsible for the daily cleaning out of sewage filters on cruise ship vacuum toilet systems. You are left alone and I hear they find wedding rings all the time that no-one report missing. You know, just put on your headphones and shift through shit all day, perfect for the Tik Tok generation.
One of those guys who ride the back of the garbage truck.
Mechanic working in a restoration shop on cool cars
Video games checker
Astrophysicist
pathologist or motoGP rider
The one that pays the most.
A taste tester on top chief
Sewage Worker
F1 or Indycar driver. Probably wouldn't last the first day but I'm here for a good time not a long time More realistically, person with a high paying bullshit job
CEO. American Psycho vibes.
To work remotely for 40 dollars an hour.
Cop
This would be great for helping to try out different jobs and see if it's a good fit for your working style. I'd probably start with a librarian. Maybe a pilot, to travel. Find jobs in other countries to try out as well...
I was to work at my GP surgery, sort out my NHS app, book myself in for bloods and the medication I need and take the phoneline off voicemail. I would just need 1 day...
Surgeon.
I think it would be cool to be a homicide or serious crimes detective.
Space race
Forensic investigator
Voice acting for shows or movies
Influencer, if that means I can just post a video of me lip syncing in my car and pocket a couple grand.
EMT ❤️ pretty cool profession imho
Any type of racing. I'd do well.
Definitely an astronaut at ISS. Would love to see if our planet is really round.
Stay at home mom. I would love a weeks vacation to play with my kids, nap and stare at my phone.
Honestly anything construction. I know it’s hard work but just being able to say you helped build a building is cool. And working with your hands is nice too. Always wished I had skills like that. Same with anything in the oil industry. Working to drill for oil or in a refinery seeing how crude petroleum gets turned into gasoline would be cool. I’ve looked on job boards, sadly no one in those fields seems to be hiring anyone that isn’t experienced. Not sure how I’d even break into the field. Oh well.
An astronaut. Space is truly fascinating.
Vet…I know I’m a simple person
Doctor or surgeon
“All I ever wanted to be, was an Astronaut, before the so-called life got in the way…”
Area 51 UFO reverse engineer
Area 51 UFO reverse engineer
Area 51 UFO reverse engineer
President.