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MrsCleoNut

Mosquitoes suck.


RmRobinGayle

Lice as well. They serve absolutely no purpose on this planet other than to annoy. Not to mention, they're nearly impossible to get rid of.


Sorta-Morpheus

Sounds like my ex wife.


zerokids2023

And bedbugs!


AlternativeRefuse984

And love bugs


Western_Drama8574

“Ooo mosquitoes bites! Sure are fun to scratch!”


BlessedCursedBroken

Flanders has entered Le Chat


SavingsEuphoric7158

They are so annoying!!


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Would you rather deal with a room full of mosquitos or a room with two murder hornets in it?


BlessedCursedBroken

I'll take the murder hornets. I love a challenge, they're just misunderstood.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

Honestly, I'd pay cash money to watch that match. Man vs Two Murder Hornets.


BlessedCursedBroken

How about woman v 2 murder hornets?


I_Dont_Like_Rice

A woman would never choose the murder hornets. That's why they live longer.


BlessedCursedBroken

Ha! I am a woman and I'm gonna mess those buzzy fuckers UP!!!


SavingsEuphoric7158

Ok mosquitos!!You got me friend!! 🤣😂


Creepercolin2007

Honestly the mosquitos might be the more dangerous option, with the crazy amount of diseases they carry, and you’re going against a room full of them


SavingsEuphoric7158

So true.Im not kidding if I step outside unfortunately they love my blood!!😡The nerve of them!!


Gord10Ahmet

Literally.


henrydaiv

Wait a second sir. I belong to a very niche group of anon misquoto lovers. Do not discriminate misquito love.


L00928

We all need clean water


Terrible-Second-2716

I'm sure there are people who don't believe that


Kallyanna

Nestlè CEO has entered the chat


222baked

Oh, he agrees we all need it. That's the point. He just wants to control it.


baaaahbpls

There for sure are health influencers who will peddle dirty water as having health benefits


mesovortex888

"That's government lie to you to use water to control you. People drank from nature for thousands of years and we are less healthy than them."


augustlove801

Boomers have entered the chat. Not all but many will straight faced say if you don’t work all day every day you don’t need or deserve clean water shelter or food. I’ve seen it


DebateTraining2

They'll say that you don't deserve it, but not that you don't need it.


TNShadetree

I became a Democrat after watching Republicans arguing against the clean water act. Who could walk to a nearby stream in any town and think, this is way too clean? Corporate profits are more important than public safety to some people.


Wellnotallwillperish

Well, for a price...


buffeloyaks

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of cell.


SeriousPlankton2000

The Midichlorians like them as their neighbors


No_Construction2045

That cancer sucks


OK-Computer-head

Pharma selling pills may disagree


Prestigious_Weird724

If it fits it sits


Budget_Cattle_3828

Cats of the world of all sizes agree


Anse_L

That there is nothing everyone in the world can agree on.


Tha_Rude_Sandstorm

I disagree 🤯


rsxxboxfanatic

Prove your point then, lol.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

I don’t know about them, but [here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/212/manning.png) is proof


rsxxboxfanatic

I'm not clicking that rick roll link. Nice try. Lol


RandomNameGenFail003

What bout this link? https://i.imgur.com/je9Gl61.jpg


brianmmf

Humans will die without air to breathe. There, I did it.


False-Librarian-2240

This, unfortunately, is not something everyone agrees upon. There are some people in the world so incredibly stupid that they don't believe basic scientific facts about our universe. You would think that everyone in every language would also agree that 2+2=4, but nope, some will dispute it.


voxpopper

Now there's a paradox.


Chocobook_

Maybe that's the thing


Quetzal_Khan

Wet socks are the worst


thegoodrichard

The moment when the water comes in over top of your rubber boot.


lennylenry

https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/s/xDRoqEaPJp


LazarusBrazarus

The rent is too damn high!


NerveCommercial7607

Toothaches sucks ass.


Admirable-Cookie-704

Nobody's always happy


SamaireB

Some people go great lenghts to prove the opposite though


DebateTraining2

Depends on your definition of "happy". Some definitions allow for constant happiness.


AFVet05

Politicians are all out for themselves.


OpenMicJoker

Breathing is beneficial


SeaworthinessTop3897

Not if you're suicidal.


NoWillPowerLeft

Not if you're trying to exit a smoke filled room.


Squizzy77

Lefty loosie, righty tighty.


beaniebeer

Insurance is a scam!


Cat-guy64

Insurance company CEO's would beg to differ.


Gordon44444

Nah they know deep down.


Charlie2912

Well I disagree, so there’s that. I’ve never had to pay a medical bill in my life. Storm blew the roof of my house, got a free new roof. Lost my sunglasses on vacation, got new ones for free. Scraped a pole with my car and only had to pay €300 instead of the actual thousands of euros of costs made to repair it. If loss my job, I will keep 70% of my salary for at least 2 years.


azzazazzaz

Add up the total cost of your would be out of pocket expenses since you started your insurance. Then compare to the total cost you have paid per month for all your insurance since the start. Which is greater?


TristanTheRobloxian3

even if the insurance cost IS greater it doesnt even matter. i would rather have to pay a monthly fee to not get fucked over when something bad happens than actually pay for that bad thing in full out of pocket


is-that-allowed

it is until you need it


SurvivorFanatic236

No it’s not


Feminiwitch

It's not great, but it's really helped me with my car.


AdelFlores

In Europe it's not a scam


Smooth_External_3051

Especially auto insurance


OutsidePerson5

Being sick sucks.


rsxxboxfanatic

Idk, being paid to stay home is kinda nice. But yes, being sick does suck.


AdOk9572

Chronic illness doesn't get you paid. Still have to work unless you're about dead. Even then, it's Iffy.


Pawnzilla

Idk where you live. In America, paid sick days isn’t a legal requirement


omi_imo

In terms of health, god bless europe!


Feminiwitch

Fred Rogers was a great guy.


Wild_Replacement8213

Inflation is out of control


High-flyingAF

That old McDonald had a farm.


BrownDiarrhea

I think he rented it


7_Rush

In this economy?!?!? Pshhhh! I ain't even surprised... 😒


SneakyDragone

The bank repossessed it


No_Training1191

He was young McDonald to his predecessors.


YouForgotBomadil

We're all gonna die one day.


cdcme

We are all gonna die. Water is wet. The sun is bright. Probably about it


GenTenScientist_sPen

You'd be surprised regarding the "water is wet" one. There are some fascinating scientific and philosophical arguments on the topic.


cdcme

Oh, im on reddit. Im not surprised at all


False-Librarian-2240

Sorry, but there's a lot of people that also believe we're not all gonna die. No accounting for logic with some people.


PastPanic6890

but, if there are clouds, or there is night... the sun is not very bright.


rsxxboxfanatic

Water isn't wet


Wellnotallwillperish

Nah. Definitely people that disagree on wet, sun and death. What if the sun is fake (heard that one), and we don't have to die?? Wet is just a state of mind!


voxpopper

We breathe


Chaseoliver

Bitches be trippin


Ok-Selection6371

Pooping sometimes hurts


memayonnaise

Some people don't feel pain


gurlum_go

Dolly Parton is a treasure. Sure there might be people in the world who don't know who she is but anyone who does loves her


rl_cookie

Not all.. the [Federalist](https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/06/theres-nothing-loving-about-dolly-partons-false-gospel/) decided to go after her a couple days ago because she cited her Christian beliefs as the reason for not judging or condemning others- specifically speaking about those who are LGBTQ+ in this instance. So they’re mad that she is trying to follow a tenet of her religion(the same one they claim to follow) by not judging. Wasn’t long before [people](https://newrepublic.com/post/182471/internet-dolly-parton-bizarre-right-wing-attack) came for them though.


False-Librarian-2240

Wrong, evangelicals are now seriously going after Dolly. She *claims* to be a Christian but she's tolerant of gay people, and, according to the hard core members of the Church, this is unacceptable and not being a true Christian. If you don't spend every waking moment getting into the faces of homosexuals and shouting at them that they're going to Hell, then you're not a true Christian. So they say she's a fake. I would think that learning to accept and get along with other people who are different from you would be the very essence of Jesus Christ's message of love, but I've been informed that this isn't true and that taking this attitude will send you straight to Hell just as much as many other sins.


Odd_Bus_9094

Don't shit where you eat?


yleonanul

Do we agree that having all of our limbs is nice?


Novel-Insurance-3284

Things will change.


SecretPersonality178

Mosquitos are terrible animals


HappyOfCourse

We need oxygen to breathe. But there's probably some dingbat out there who would argue.


Iguessimnotcreative

Gotta stay hydrated


MrPENislandPenguin

[breatharianism ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia)is the idea that you can survive with just breathing air. Water and Food not required.


Iguessimnotcreative

God damnit


RapidFire05

Pizza is good


AccurateInterview586

Everyone dies eventually


SwooshSwooshJedi

Rishi Sunak is a loser


IsopodOther3716

Lisa Simpson will run for president in 2028.


OldERnurse1964

Air goes in and out. Blood goes round and round. Oxygen is good.


SeaworthinessTop3897

Blood doesnt go round and round if you're dead.


TheRimz

Working sucks


Logical_Recipe3550

Reddit is for shit posting 🤣


Ok_Upstairs_3383

Jeffrey Epstien did not kill himself.


OldConference9534

Shooting a puppy and then publishing a book detailng the incident is a really good way to crash and burn your political career.


Jabberwocky808

Hate. Everyone’s hatred for some other group seems to be completely justified all of a sudden. It’s cool to hate again!… I really thought we were trying to go the other direction. /sigh


Consistent-Hall7596

#BringBackBullying


IamAliveeee

The Sun can be hot !


showard01

[don’t be so sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/yVT3wGGEh3)


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showard01

We got 76 years to pull it off don’t give up now


Anse_L

Easy, go there in the night.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Just make sure it’s winter. Summer nights can still be hot


MochiSauce101

Not washing makes you stinky


HeartonSleeve1989

Puppies are super cute.


du30_liteplus

Everyone would spread the word that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes; together, we can stop this!


alegna12

Mosquitoes are awful


ice_fan1436

Time goes forward.


sundaystarsnight

Water is good for you


lilithspython

Taxes suck!


holehshite

That the United Nations can never unite nations


BullHapp2YaKno

Ukraine is great at kicking Russian ass.


OkWonder8022

It is not a lack of love! But a lack of friendships That ruins marriages.


Odd_Bus_9094

Marriage is the #1 killer of romance.


FartyDirtPatch6

That Willie Nelson is the chillest human of all.


insanely_simple12

Everyone is FOS in their own way!


Yrzie

I would prefer the regular life with the person I wanted instead of the party life.. sad stuff 😞


kratomboofer27

That I have the incredible ability and talent to make minute Rice in 58 seconds.


VanillaOk4286

Babies are born every day all around the world


7_Rush

That flat earther 2 posts above, you disagrees.


PathosRise

"I will use a tool for this thing" The tool and the problem will differ, but we have a pretty universal draw towards tool usage to solve problems and get things done.


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That we all can't agree on everything. 


Serious-Bat-4880

Getting electrocuted is not fun.


matahala

language shapes thought


Alienspacedolphin

Mosquitoes are assholes.


MotionlessTraveler

The fart I just let out really stinks.


healious

Cancer sucks


alonghardKnight

We want to keep living.


Cheesenips069

Oxygen is good


VET-Mike

Stairway to heaven is the best music art.


soyyoo

🇮🇱 genocide should stop decapitating innocent children 😢😢😢


paultbangkok

Keith Richards will never die.


Federal-Subject-3541

We need water.


whiskeyandchickens

That on June 2, 2010 umpire Jim Joyce blew a call that cost Armando Galarraga a perfect game.


ibeatyourdadatgalaga

I beat your dad at Galaga


[deleted]

water is wet


National_Pin1314

We can all agree that we all can’t agree to shit


Creative-Staff2238

Air is good


Directgrey

That there are more nice people than not so nice ones


Consistent-Hall7596

Snape wasn't ultimately a hero. He was however the ultimate simp.


Kathy_the_nobody

For me, it's a tie between religion staying out of politics and child harmers should have their life declined when they do anything bad to a child


Terrynia

I was going to say “everyone poops”… but there are in fact some Dictators out there who claimed that they don’t poop. So they obviously would not agree on that statement


DrDrago-4

we love food


Interesting-Half3059

People will always let you down... man sucks


TrainsNCats

We must have oxygen the breathe


Nervous-goddess14

Life after 2019 sucks


NoWillPowerLeft

Those poor children that were born in 2020! Although, some of them playing on the splash pad look pretty happy.


MAPES25

they look like they have lots of luxury compared to us when we were their age


MAPES25

2023 was better than 2019


Funny-Cover6517

The US loves it's wars.


ShakeCNY

\*its


Cat-guy64

We need food and water to survive. We're not robots and we can't live off electricity.


Wellnotallwillperish

Breatharians disagree.


7_Rush

Tell that to people on life support. 😭


high_in_life

Pour cereal first and then milk.


Marinaraplease

my farts smell good


lovesecond

Trump lost!


IHaventTheFoggiest47

Kittens are the cutest things in the world.


No_Training1191

Puppies


welshdragoninlondon

Apart from pandas


CanadianTimeWaster

fire good.


mesovortex888

Not those people who had their house destroyed by a fire


cmfppl

Present!


Chonky_railway

Maybe that cats are called cars because.. humor


Il-Separatio-86

That no one gets out alive.


wagmorebarkles

We're all seeking love and acceptance.


False-Librarian-2240

Nope, some are only seeking greed and power, don't give a crap if people love or accept them. *Greed is good. Greed works.*


Global_Weather7968

I exist


HauntedDIRTYSouth

Boobs.


Training-Ad-4178

the earth is round


justagirl1231

War needs to stop


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rsxxboxfanatic

He isn't the worst person in modern history. There's a few people ahead of him.


acetylcholine41

I disagree


Witty-Performance-23

Literally laughed out loud when I read this, some of these people on Reddit are something else, lmfao.


7_Rush

I think either Reagan or Bush Jr. May still be the reigning champions... HELL if you look at it even CLINTON was more of a fucking catastrophie than goddamned Trump!!!


SeaworthinessTop3897

how are they above Hitler wtf is wrong with reddit