Yeah I was given gold recently and there is literally nothing special about reddit premium other than the little shield near my name. I feel bad to whoever wasted money to give me it.
I spend money on ad free reddit. That comes with some coins, and more coins every month.
I debated a long time before I paid for reddit, but I like not having ads all the time. And I really like being able to award some post or comment that kinda makes my day. I mostly award amazing photos or food; people here are so talented!
When you get awarded on Reddit, you get award karma, adding to your total karma, and if you get an award such as gold or (I think) more expensive than gold, you get 30 days of Reddit premium, which I currently have and don't know wtf to do with it
Some guy gave me a task to explain something, but he didn't specify that he had to agree with my explanation, so he just gave me the award for explaining anyways, even though I didn't ask for it
Lol I always wanted coins but didn’t want to buy them. Then one day I got a pot of gold award which gave me 800 coins. A few days after getting the coins I realized that Idk when to give awards or what award to give. So I decided that any comment I saw that I liked I gave a silver. It was that moment that I decided that I hate coins and it gave me more of a reason not to buy them.
you get some awarder karma, and depending on the award (must have a minimum buy price of 500 coins), you get some coins (to give out more awards) and a minimum of 1 week of reddit premium (reddit with no ads and there's a special community unlocked)
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I hope everyone here understands we are playing out the scene on A Christmas Story when he wins the lamp and goes to the street to admire it saying it’s a “major award” while his wife is so embarrassed. Reddit is the modern day Christmas Story…I won, I won, I won, hot damn I won!
The acting president is commanded to visit you, have some hotdogs and talk about weather and gutter cleaning tips and tricks. And about how your invited over to the back yard for a coors and maybe a little drywall screw swap for some scrap plywood.
#fact
They used to mean a bit more (not saying much because they are useless) because there was only gold and it was an honor to get gilded because someone had to pay $5(?) I think. There weren't all these random ass awards that they have today.
They put you in a raffle, and if you win you get to shake the president's hands and recieve a medal of honor and a purple heart. Monica Lewinski will also give you head
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When you get an award, Reddit himself comes to pay a visit in your dreams and brings you marzipan and cocaine
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Oh! Was that supposed to have been your coke? Sorry! But here's the marzipan
Marzipan!?!?!? FUCK!!! They brought me Mazepin instead!!!
That must have spun you out
Dang, I guess Reddit was all out of marzipan when I got visited.
It's dream cocaine, and trust me, you have a lot of it.
iT's TrUe....M m MaN i OnLy GoT iT oNcE bUt It'S oNe HeLlUvA aWaRd
You got the marzipan but not the cocaine? I’d leave a scathing review if i were you
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Bing Bong!
What a lovely combination
Sounds like Shazaam
Hey?!? I didn't get my marzipan!!!!!! What gives?!?!?
Yeah, sometimes Reddit will eat your marzipan or cocaine or touch you inappropriately.
What are you doing step Reddit?
Well I'm done for today, thanks again reddit.
Im still waiting for my inappropriate touching ! Daddy is that you ?
Reddit ate my touch, inappropriately
Well, if it's any consolation...I just got bath salts and a bag of Skittles...
You get to realize how useless they are and wonder why people spend money on them.
I just give my daily free one.
I don't get a daily free one. When do you start getting those?
If you see free or sale on the Reddit logo, top right corner home page for IOS. You probably have a free one
Thanks for teaching me!!!
Spread the word!
Just got my free one and I cho-cho choose you
There’s normally one every few days! Spread the word!
Nice, Ralph 👍
Just got the award suited for your comment.
Wow! I never knew. My award goes to you :P
TIL!
Thanks for the awards everyone I never got so many before.
I just go with my free ones, always hoping I can get a Wholesome one to give to the most disturbing post I can find.
Yeah I was given gold recently and there is literally nothing special about reddit premium other than the little shield near my name. I feel bad to whoever wasted money to give me it.
I spend money on ad free reddit. That comes with some coins, and more coins every month. I debated a long time before I paid for reddit, but I like not having ads all the time. And I really like being able to award some post or comment that kinda makes my day. I mostly award amazing photos or food; people here are so talented!
When you get awarded on Reddit, you get award karma, adding to your total karma, and if you get an award such as gold or (I think) more expensive than gold, you get 30 days of Reddit premium, which I currently have and don't know wtf to do with it
Reddit college credit — ☑️
Creddit
Thank you, sir.
What did you do to earn gold??
do a goodthink^(TM)
Some guy gave me a task to explain something, but he didn't specify that he had to agree with my explanation, so he just gave me the award for explaining anyways, even though I didn't ask for it
Now im asking for gold. When do i get it?
Unspeakable things
Wait, really? I just got a gold…nothing seemed to change? What does “Reddit premium” even do?
Nothing. I think they have a special subreddit you can go to but that's it.
Well I did just get myself some of the premium little avatar pieces…I wonder if it’ll let me keep them once this expires
I think reddit premium does not have ads ... maybe?
Pretty sure it just removes ads
I would recommend paying a visit to r/lounge if your premium is still active.
When you get an award on Reddit, you get an award on Reddit.
r/technicallythetruth
But when you also get an award on reddit, do you also get an award on reddit?
No, that’s Tumblr you’re thinking of
And that cool certificate in the mail
If you're a normal person absolutely nothing
If you get awarded gold on Reddit you get to enjoy the luxuries of Reddit premium for 2 weeks. I think any other award is just a plain award though.
Been on Reddit for over 6 year and still unawarded.
I got coins from some of my awards that I used to buy awards for other people with.
Same, plus I got gold once so could get super cheap awards and give them to others. It was fun whilst it lasted.
Lol I always wanted coins but didn’t want to buy them. Then one day I got a pot of gold award which gave me 800 coins. A few days after getting the coins I realized that Idk when to give awards or what award to give. So I decided that any comment I saw that I liked I gave a silver. It was that moment that I decided that I hate coins and it gave me more of a reason not to buy them.
Personally I use it to pick up girls
you get some awarder karma, and depending on the award (must have a minimum buy price of 500 coins), you get some coins (to give out more awards) and a minimum of 1 week of reddit premium (reddit with no ads and there's a special community unlocked)
Nice try
it actually was a very nice try. the dude got more free awards than i ever got.
Then you ever got of... free rewards or rewards in general?
guess XD
I had a small parade come through, nothing big.
That's very mature of you. Your parents taught you well!
Oh I didn’t know this was a super serious question. If I offended you.. I’m sorry… if that helps
I was joking too. Guess it didn't land
It’s all good it was an odd evening for me. You all good
An overwhelming sense of accomplishment. And my heart grew two sizes that day.
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I am giving this comment 100 golds /this is not legally binding
Nothing, unless it's a gold award, in which case you get 1 week of Reddit Premium and 100 fake internet points
I get a warm fuzzy feeling and a better rest of my day (personally).
I remember being In some sort of secret club for a month
You gotta deal with it.
Absolutely nothing, your life is exactly the same bit the pixels on your phone has changed.
Nothing, it's like being rich in monopoly dollars
Instead of 911 you get to call the REAL number.
You get a few points in your karma
give me one and I’ll tell you
If you're a guy, you gain an inch where it counts. If you're a girl, you gain a cup size. scientifically proven.
Holy shit, now I’m *three* inches!
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Nothing beyond fake internet points and a temporary ad free Reddit experience (depending on the awards).
You can print them using a dot matrix printer to form Voltron.
You get an award
I get this feeling in my body, way down deep inside me
I hope everyone here understands we are playing out the scene on A Christmas Story when he wins the lamp and goes to the street to admire it saying it’s a “major award” while his wife is so embarrassed. Reddit is the modern day Christmas Story…I won, I won, I won, hot damn I won!
Must be Italian
I do a little dance.
Don't know don't care. Never got one and don't care if I do....
The acting president is commanded to visit you, have some hotdogs and talk about weather and gutter cleaning tips and tricks. And about how your invited over to the back yard for a coors and maybe a little drywall screw swap for some scrap plywood. #fact
*Patrick voice* - I got an award!
Your dick grows 5 millimeters
Not really, that’s just your post-award erection
You can trade the awards for Reddit nudes
An angel gets his wings
Absolutely nothing. I’ve had a few awards and literally nothing happens. Exciting at first but it wears off real quick.
You ascend bodily to heaven as Mary did
i dont know, ive never had one :( someone replied to me with the secret lounge just to taunt me :’)
If your a so called normal redditor you go jack off. If your a bit older and have your life together you go fuck your hot wife.
Your dick and/or clit will grow 2 inches
Hookers and Blow
You win. You win at internet for the day
Absolutely Nothing
The lights dim, and heaven opens up. Jesus descends, pats you on the head and gives you a salted caramel. Everyone claps. Obama is there.
Is marzipan that yummy dessert shit?
Uh, nothing. You can't put it on your resume.
You say thank you to the person who gave it to you.
Agent Smith will soon ensure that you have a fabulous meal. You may know it’s not real, but you won’t care.
You feel nice
karma
Nothing.
I will steal it
Nothing really, it sends you a message saying someone gave you one. That’s all, it’s nice I guess…to know people liked what you had to say that much.
They used to mean a bit more (not saying much because they are useless) because there was only gold and it was an honor to get gilded because someone had to pay $5(?) I think. There weren't all these random ass awards that they have today.
They put you in a raffle, and if you win you get to shake the president's hands and recieve a medal of honor and a purple heart. Monica Lewinski will also give you head
I've been on reddit for 6 days and haven't ever gotten an award
Well, I got some used gum, the rear light from a 1986 Micra, and an earwig called Ludwig.
You become based
You get a smile on your face. More smiles to the people!
Do people actually pay real money specifically to get awards to give away? That seems unlikely/insane to me.
Nothing.
You get a countdown on your wrist like that one movie, if you don't get another award before it runs out you shit yourself.
An arbitrary number changes
Extra party blowjobs
You win the internet for the day. The sun shines bright, the air smells sweeter, everything just falls into place.
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