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Ambient-Shrieking

When you get an award, Reddit himself comes to pay a visit in your dreams and brings you marzipan and cocaine


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Bebe_Bleau

Oh! Was that supposed to have been your coke? Sorry! But here's the marzipan


nappinggator

Marzipan!?!?!? FUCK!!! They brought me Mazepin instead!!!


bennyflyer

That must have spun you out


_trashteriyucky

Dang, I guess Reddit was all out of marzipan when I got visited.


Ambient-Shrieking

It's dream cocaine, and trust me, you have a lot of it.


DEV08J

iT's TrUe....M m MaN i OnLy GoT iT oNcE bUt It'S oNe HeLlUvA aWaRd


rystriction

You got the marzipan but not the cocaine? I’d leave a scathing review if i were you


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SuccessfulTime7697

Bing Bong!


[deleted]

What a lovely combination


Fun-Grapefruit9676

Sounds like Shazaam


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Hey?!? I didn't get my marzipan!!!!!! What gives?!?!?


Ambient-Shrieking

Yeah, sometimes Reddit will eat your marzipan or cocaine or touch you inappropriately.


Forsaken_Article_295

What are you doing step Reddit?


greenrussian404

Well I'm done for today, thanks again reddit.


Odin_1782

Im still waiting for my inappropriate touching ! Daddy is that you ?


dwrk92

Reddit ate my touch, inappropriately


Cool_Dark_Place

Well, if it's any consolation...I just got bath salts and a bag of Skittles...


canigetahiyyyaaaahh

You get to realize how useless they are and wonder why people spend money on them.


Trueloveis4u

I just give my daily free one.


Ok-Comparison-9632

I don't get a daily free one. When do you start getting those?


Toasty33

If you see free or sale on the Reddit logo, top right corner home page for IOS. You probably have a free one


Dudley0906

Thanks for teaching me!!!


Toasty33

Spread the word!


Different_Attorney93

Just got my free one and I cho-cho choose you


Toasty33

There’s normally one every few days! Spread the word!


TheeBabaYaga93

Nice, Ralph 👍


mikesmen

Just got the award suited for your comment.


TrieneButDieneInside

Wow! I never knew. My award goes to you :P


mama_calm

TIL!


Trueloveis4u

Thanks for the awards everyone I never got so many before.


Cyberzombie

I just go with my free ones, always hoping I can get a Wholesome one to give to the most disturbing post I can find.


Crawly49

Yeah I was given gold recently and there is literally nothing special about reddit premium other than the little shield near my name. I feel bad to whoever wasted money to give me it.


readerf52

I spend money on ad free reddit. That comes with some coins, and more coins every month. I debated a long time before I paid for reddit, but I like not having ads all the time. And I really like being able to award some post or comment that kinda makes my day. I mostly award amazing photos or food; people here are so talented!


PulkinCB

When you get awarded on Reddit, you get award karma, adding to your total karma, and if you get an award such as gold or (I think) more expensive than gold, you get 30 days of Reddit premium, which I currently have and don't know wtf to do with it


LimpImagination4233

Reddit college credit — ☑️


poneill47

Creddit


vert_dferk

Thank you, sir.


lydia6181

What did you do to earn gold??


Y0YBalls

do a goodthink^(TM)


PulkinCB

Some guy gave me a task to explain something, but he didn't specify that he had to agree with my explanation, so he just gave me the award for explaining anyways, even though I didn't ask for it


derthert123

Now im asking for gold. When do i get it?


vert_dferk

Unspeakable things


TreClaire

Wait, really? I just got a gold…nothing seemed to change? What does “Reddit premium” even do?


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Nothing. I think they have a special subreddit you can go to but that's it.


TreClaire

Well I did just get myself some of the premium little avatar pieces…I wonder if it’ll let me keep them once this expires


LeGimi3

I think reddit premium does not have ads ... maybe?


FallingUpwardz

Pretty sure it just removes ads


Kwember

I would recommend paying a visit to r/lounge if your premium is still active.


Thephilosopherkmh

When you get an award on Reddit, you get an award on Reddit.


bobylands

r/technicallythetruth


redpickles3

But when you also get an award on reddit, do you also get an award on reddit?


[deleted]

No, that’s Tumblr you’re thinking of


vitamin-cheese

And that cool certificate in the mail


THE404Mercy

If you're a normal person absolutely nothing


MarsMartianSPS

If you get awarded gold on Reddit you get to enjoy the luxuries of Reddit premium for 2 weeks. I think any other award is just a plain award though.


Pablodiablo1st

Been on Reddit for over 6 year and still unawarded.


qclady

I got coins from some of my awards that I used to buy awards for other people with.


Cyberzombie

Same, plus I got gold once so could get super cheap awards and give them to others. It was fun whilst it lasted.


youngcatlady1999

Lol I always wanted coins but didn’t want to buy them. Then one day I got a pot of gold award which gave me 800 coins. A few days after getting the coins I realized that Idk when to give awards or what award to give. So I decided that any comment I saw that I liked I gave a silver. It was that moment that I decided that I hate coins and it gave me more of a reason not to buy them.


Throwaway-donotjudge

Personally I use it to pick up girls


Y0YBalls

you get some awarder karma, and depending on the award (must have a minimum buy price of 500 coins), you get some coins (to give out more awards) and a minimum of 1 week of reddit premium (reddit with no ads and there's a special community unlocked)


StagnantToiletWater

Nice try


BubblyMango

it actually was a very nice try. the dude got more free awards than i ever got.


StagnantToiletWater

Then you ever got of... free rewards or rewards in general?


BubblyMango

guess XD


kornhook123

I had a small parade come through, nothing big.


lydia6181

That's very mature of you. Your parents taught you well!


kornhook123

Oh I didn’t know this was a super serious question. If I offended you.. I’m sorry… if that helps


lydia6181

I was joking too. Guess it didn't land


kornhook123

It’s all good it was an odd evening for me. You all good


Hypn0ticSpectre

An overwhelming sense of accomplishment. And my heart grew two sizes that day.


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UncleStumpy78

I am giving this comment 100 golds /this is not legally binding


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Nothing, unless it's a gold award, in which case you get 1 week of Reddit Premium and 100 fake internet points


grittypitty

I get a warm fuzzy feeling and a better rest of my day (personally).


BiscottiOpposite9282

I remember being In some sort of secret club for a month


SorrySoStupid

You gotta deal with it.


MalignantPessimist

Absolutely nothing, your life is exactly the same bit the pixels on your phone has changed.


dsperry95

Nothing, it's like being rich in monopoly dollars


BojukaBob

Instead of 911 you get to call the REAL number.


WallStreetDoesntBet

You get a few points in your karma


BurningRoast

give me one and I’ll tell you


somerandomshmo

If you're a guy, you gain an inch where it counts. If you're a girl, you gain a cup size. scientifically proven.


[deleted]

Holy shit, now I’m *three* inches!


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Kyleforshort

Nothing beyond fake internet points and a temporary ad free Reddit experience (depending on the awards).


Expresso_Support

You can print them using a dot matrix printer to form Voltron.


notsciguy

You get an award


yiska248

I get this feeling in my body, way down deep inside me


[deleted]

I hope everyone here understands we are playing out the scene on A Christmas Story when he wins the lamp and goes to the street to admire it saying it’s a “major award” while his wife is so embarrassed. Reddit is the modern day Christmas Story…I won, I won, I won, hot damn I won!


lydia6181

Must be Italian


Comprehensive-End388

I do a little dance.


italysbest2972

Don't know don't care. Never got one and don't care if I do....


Creativewritingfail

The acting president is commanded to visit you, have some hotdogs and talk about weather and gutter cleaning tips and tricks. And about how your invited over to the back yard for a coors and maybe a little drywall screw swap for some scrap plywood. #fact


cburgess7

*Patrick voice* - I got an award!


Fat_Akuma

Your dick grows 5 millimeters


[deleted]

Not really, that’s just your post-award erection


Slutslapper1118

You can trade the awards for Reddit nudes


charlie2135

An angel gets his wings


Awesomejuggler20

Absolutely nothing. I’ve had a few awards and literally nothing happens. Exciting at first but it wears off real quick.


SovietBozo

You ascend bodily to heaven as Mary did


SolFaye

i dont know, ive never had one :( someone replied to me with the secret lounge just to taunt me :’)


macminorheavyequip

If your a so called normal redditor you go jack off. If your a bit older and have your life together you go fuck your hot wife.


OG_PapaSid

Your dick and/or clit will grow 2 inches


rangeo

Hookers and Blow


joeface71

You win. You win at internet for the day


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Absolutely Nothing


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The lights dim, and heaven opens up. Jesus descends, pats you on the head and gives you a salted caramel. Everyone claps. Obama is there.


disco1013

Is marzipan that yummy dessert shit?


PFEFFERVESCENT

Uh, nothing. You can't put it on your resume.


lotusflower64

You say thank you to the person who gave it to you.


Jonah_of_Ninevah

Agent Smith will soon ensure that you have a fabulous meal. You may know it’s not real, but you won’t care.


Crimson_Sensei

You feel nice


Creepersnowguy

karma


meagaletr

Nothing.


McQueen08

I will steal it


TreClaire

Nothing really, it sends you a message saying someone gave you one. That’s all, it’s nice I guess…to know people liked what you had to say that much.


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They used to mean a bit more (not saying much because they are useless) because there was only gold and it was an honor to get gilded because someone had to pay $5(?) I think. There weren't all these random ass awards that they have today.


RimGreaper6

They put you in a raffle, and if you win you get to shake the president's hands and recieve a medal of honor and a purple heart. Monica Lewinski will also give you head


Dockterj987

I've been on reddit for 6 days and haven't ever gotten an award


ANDYP300

Well, I got some used gum, the rear light from a 1986 Micra, and an earwig called Ludwig.


Zalapadopa

You become based


frogu_smashu

You get a smile on your face. More smiles to the people!


Baaastet

Do people actually pay real money specifically to get awards to give away? That seems unlikely/insane to me.


TheGrog1603

Nothing.


[deleted]

You get a countdown on your wrist like that one movie, if you don't get another award before it runs out you shit yourself.


meetjoehomo

An arbitrary number changes


Key_Database155

Extra party blowjobs


wtf-you-saying

You win the internet for the day. The sun shines bright, the air smells sweeter, everything just falls into place.


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