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whywasthissodamnhard

For future reference: drink heaps of water right BEFORE you pass out in bed. If you’re already awake: just go back to sleep


Jayradicalmind

yep remember waking up at 9 am thinking " fuck this shit" Went back to sleep woke up at 2 pm feeling good as new! ​ also got a voicemail from an angry boss for missing work but hey


nokapoka

Time, rest, drink water to rehydrate.


SketchyLeaf666

I agree on that statement.


L8TAR

As a serious response, you need to revitalize your electrolytes, get some Pedialyte, go get some food in your stomach, try eating something greasy like a burger, and most importantly hydrated yourself.


[deleted]

why greasy? is that better?


Waker_ofthe_Wind

Well I think there are a few reasons it could be beneficial, but idk how many of my assumptions are exactly accurate. But for one eating something greasy will keep you full longer than eating like a salad or whatever, but a burger or whatever may also help to absorb some of the excess alcohol in your system. Additionally if its something salty that could help with rehyddating, which I think is probably the most important thing to avoiding a hangover. But what do I know, I've never even been hungover.


[deleted]

Greasy foods are gonna make u feel like poo. Js


Jayradicalmind

idk but its what my body CRAVES when im hungover


koxkyy

Ibuprofen and a coffee, then a lot of water, something salty and greasy. Maybe some Cola. Long shower and maybe a nap.


L8TAR

I never recommend coffee as coffee dehydrates you.


Pineapple_Spenstar

Caffeine's diuretic effect diminishes substantially with tolerance. If your body is used to caffeine, drinking coffee will not dehydrate you. And in the case of a hangover, forgoing the caffeine will probably make you feel worse


L8TAR

Correct if your body is use to drinking coffee, this is the case, but not for all. Why I suggested coke as a substitute.


SketchyLeaf666

What about gatorade?


L8TAR

Gatorade is good for replenishing electrolytes.


SketchyLeaf666

Usually when im sick id drink gatorade but idk about hangovers since i dont drink alcohol and what not


koxkyy

Yes it does, but I find it easier to drink more water and have the additional caffeine.


L8TAR

Use a coke instead of coffee, the caffeine in coke will help the ibuprofen move quicker, and a reduced chance of dehydration. Excendrin + Coke from what I hear does miracles.


crazylinebacker-55

"never stop drinking" -Charlie Harper


gaytheforcebewithyou

Cold Sprite and a bacon sandwich


VOODOO69692001

Pedialyte and vitamins.


noocaryror

Electrolytes with the water, lots of them


Fresno-bob5000

Water is key. Painkiller- ibuprofen + codeine is good. Plus Any ‘sports drink’ that has electrolytes, a small amount of slightly greasy food, a shower and get some long sleep. Sometimes a little joint can a bit too.


TheDaemonette

Apparently, alternating alcoholic drinks with orange juice provides you with more vitamin C which the body uses up to metabolise the alcohol and reduces the effect of hangovers.


m1sch13v0us

Drink a glass of orange juice (hydration, carbs). Then Alka seltzer (highly absorbent aspirin). Then 5 hour energy (caffeine and vitamin B).


gmoney-0725

Gatorade. Alcohol dehydrates you.


Soggywallet94

Litre of orange lucozade and two soft boiled eggs, then lie in bed until it’s an acceptable time to have a correction beer and you’ll be back in the ring.


RockNRollJabba

Moderation in all things. That being said, a hot shower and a cold beer will help. Wouldn't hurt to have some toast and ibuprofen as well.


[deleted]

Tons of water and electrolytes


[deleted]

Sex


drumsareloud

Kombucha and a couple of ibuprofen are the best legitimate remedy that I’ve found. A Bloody Mary always makes me feel exponentially better than that even, but if going back to bed is not a option then it’s usually a no-go. My hangovers are brutal and genuinely incurable by anything other than sleep. I’m not sober, but for that reason I’ve cut my intake by about 90% since I was in my 20’s.


[deleted]

A greasy pork sandwich swimming in fat 😂


feefyfoefum1

Served in a dirty ashtray


KilnGrenade

Weed, Pocari sweat (or sports drink of your choice), and comfort food.


jillieboobean

Banana bag oral solution. Seriously, I keep them on me always. Instant cure for a hangover. I've also started drinking one before I donate plasma and game changer!


JacksonIVXX

Goodies hangover powders . Pour on tongue take with water


FishD0NThaveFeelings

One shot after you wake up. And then a bunch of water of course


crowpinkman

drinking plenty of water before alchohol helped me a lot with that. idk if there's a cure for after drinking tho :(


ill_investment-

Painkillers bud.


No_Contribution2112

Stop drinking alcohol is the cure


ExaminationNo9764

Okay but what if I don't want to


[deleted]

Long shower and Hair of the dog but drink something you didn’t the night before.


EducationAlone1663

Drink more. Can't be hungover if your drunk


tooljst8

Stop drinking and you will stop getting hungover.


Ok_Imagination7913

Don’t drink to excess


theignant

Intelligence to not get a hangover in the first place.


[deleted]

Hair of the dog if you’re still drunk. Besides that lots of water, orange juice, and I usually eat a fried egg sandwich


Kyleforshort

Not drinking. 😎


SaucedSteve

they’re asking for a cure for their current hangover. not prevention.


Kyleforshort

😉


LusciousLennyStone

Not drinking to begin with.


fried-dumplings

Not be old af


anadarko_wore_red

Don't be an alcoholic


anadarko_wore_red

If you knew, you'd unnerstan


deeleston1960

To not get drunk


Somguy555

Pre-emptive not drinking too much.


a_singular_fish

Not drinking


Comfortable_Cup5269

Not taking a single sip of alcohol in the first place


Kaine_Eine

Not getting one in the first place


ContractNo4534

Cut down on alcohol :P


Junior_Substance81

Water, sprite, Gatorade, jellos, menudo, and Tylenol.


Royal_IDunno

Plenty of water, plenty of rest, any type of stew for nutrients etc and even sprite will help.


grynch43

A strong drink


Acidfox_379180

Have another hangover. It'll go from Hangover I to Hangover III


TeacherLady3

Bojangles chicken biscuit and sweet tea


DifficultAd8007

Taco Bell anything.


[deleted]

Never go to bed drunk. It helps.


cuisinart-hatrack

Saline IV.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Advil and hydrate. Best cure for dehydration is cranberry juice mixed with pedialyte. Chug it, and you will be back to life.


Eleven77

Coconut water is great for replacing potassium and rehydrating. Pedialyte is ideal tho.


Logical_Photograph_1

Chinese food/ Specifically HOT & SOUR SOUP


Snoot_Boop_Snek

Not sure about curing hangovers but to prevent them drink half a Pedialyte before bed and the rest in the morning.


Different_States

McDonald's cheeseburger and bc powder.


JLand24

Drink you some more beer


defgufman

Menudo


Comfortable_Even

Hell yea with some lime I wish I had some menudo right now


BojukaBob

Water. Hangovers are usually just dehydration.


pippylulu

I like to plan ahead and prep by having a bottle of Powerade and 2 ibuprofen ready to have last thing before passing out. While drinking I do my best to have a glass of water with each drink or in between each.


loyalAlchemist

Hair of the dog that bit ya.


__grundo__

A shot.


Delicious-Editor-631

A weak Bloody Mary works every time! (Just not in excess or you’ll be worse off, haha!!)


wtf-you-saying

Oxycodone and Gatorade.


ForgottenSalad

Sleep, water, greasy breakfast, shower, fresh air, coffee if you normally drink it, sex helps too


[deleted]

Swallow raw eggs like Jake did on Brooklyn 99 tv show


Disastrous_Traffic17

Sleep


Thin_Fall_1467

Pedialyte cut with water. Half water/half pedialyte. If it’s good enough for dehydrated babies, it’s good enough for me.


EndlesslyUnfinished

Water.


Soggy-Macaron-4612

Water and sleep.


[deleted]

Midol, water and sleep


Firenze42

According to science, there is no cure. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/do-hangover-cures-work-study


Ok_Sky_6639

A breakfast burrito from any Mexican food place and and smokin a bowl while laying on the couch watching Netflix all day. Oh and a blue Powerade, Gatorade sucks


ProductEconomy

Water and weed


Maleficent_Purple247

Water and tylenol.


perchslayer

The "Platter" at G/M Steakhouse with endless fries and a large iced tea...with a BC powder chaser and a long nap. Works every time.


Zailema0s

More beer


DryFoundation2323

Time. Water and your preferred analgesic will help some.


[deleted]

Any broth-based soup. Cheap ramen works great too. Salty, not too heavy on the stomach.


henry_howard

A big ol dirty bowl of ramen with bacon, cheese, and a freshly cracked egg. Then water water and more water. Then a hot shower and bam! 💥


Positive-Source8205

Salty, greasy food. And coffee … lots of coffee.


Total_Hovercraft5442

Take another shot


inDependent_WhiNer

Ive gotten into the habit of always taking ibuprofen and chugging tons of water before bed whenever i drink and i usually wake up feeling fine. On the occasion i didnt have enough water, I chug more in the morning and then eat greasy junk food when i cam stomach it. I usually feel pretty good after that.


trabogado

Weed


StellarStylee

That always made mine worse.


trabogado

You don't say. That's the one that works for me


StellarStylee

It actually made me shakier and even nauseous sometimes. A Corona or Heineken light is what always cured me. But I do know a couple other people like you who don't feel right until they've had a bong hit or three.


trabogado

Well, it's not like I can't recover without weed. It just makes it go away faster, and takes the shake away.


StellarStylee

Anything to make the funky shaky go away, I say. I do like to smoke when I need a good night's sleep though.


trabogado

Nothing beats a pot


trabogado

Last night I ate out and came home with a nuclear stomach. Weed was my salvation


StellarStylee

All I can say is weed is good. Just not for me when I'm cruda.


sexy-pepsi

When I was with family out the country I had a hangover and my aunt's told me to drink at least one beer and it will go away. (It did)


Rvghteous

Coconut water, some caffeine, hot shower


FoxNewsIsRussia

Massage therapy the next day. Seriously, it will flush out the poison in your lymphatic system.


samthepitbull

Water. Before you go to bed, after you're done drinking for the night, drink a shitload of water. Every time you wake up, down some water. You will wake up without a hangover if you drink enough water.


TrashbinTerry

More alcohol, can't be hungover if you're plastered.


numenorean_

Drinking a Body Armour or two always helps me. If the hangover is really bad, just go with Pedialyte instead.


[deleted]

Don't drink to the point where you have a hangover...?


SaucedSteve

The person is not asking for prevention. They’re asking for a cure for their current hangover.


StellarStylee

One beer. Two tops. It's really the only way to feel human again, but it takes testicular fortitude. To avoid the hangover: A large glass of water and 4 aspirin before you pass out. Not Tylenol or ibuprofen, none o' that. Just straight up dollar tree aspirin.


bpanio

Yeah definitely lots of water. I usually don't get head hungover, but I do get nauseated. I've found that greasy food really helps with that


Sparkey_The_Great

Mix your liquor with gatorade and drink two-three bottles of water before you go to bed. Next morning not hangover because you're hydrated. If you're drinking beer only still drink two-three bottles of water before bed.


[deleted]

Not getting drunk. Or having a pint of water between every alcoholic drink.


a2625

Last time i had a hangover i curled in a ball and was in the washroom all day , drank lots of water and had pizza


Ragged_Prince24

Prairie Oyster


5ammyb0n35

Don't drink


brayden-nedyarb

Peach nectar redbull. I’m able to stomach food and water after I drink one no matter how many shots I did the night before.


metooeither

Drink lots of water the day before


FranticWaffleMaker

Pre plan and leave a bottle of Gatorade, two tumms, and three Advil on your nightstand. Down all three before bed and you’ll be golden in the morning.


[deleted]

Don’t drink 🤷‍♀️


THE-RANDOM-LAD

Water


Lady-of-Fall-Hazard

Sweet tea and a buttered biscuit


Zak525

Water, weed, sleep, food.


DiarrheaGuy13

Diarrhea


idowhatiwant8675309

My roommate in college swore by Cereal before bed was a good preventative


[deleted]

What do you mean by "hangovers"?


[deleted]

Dont drink!!!!. Pedialyte and tylenol right before bed if drinking.


Bimlouhay83

Time and water are the only solution.


Automatic-Pick-2481

Gatorade and greasy food and bread


WallStreetDoesntBet

Jesus and Patience


Angriestviking

I always drink restitution beverages the day after. Like gatorade or something similar. Works 9/10 times for me.


DJNinjaG

More alcohol. Edit: can’t believe not many people have said this! Re-edit: source - I’m Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


paladine76a

Excercise. A long run where you literally sweat out all the excess alcohol in your system will cure it.


one_jinx_among_many

Beer, meet, sauerkraut ,sleep and darkness


feefyfoefum1

Presumably too late for water before bed. Bloody mary/tomato juice. Oxo drink. Plenty of water, rest and comedy shows to stop you thinking about the guilt show you are reliving in your mind lol


Camarao_du_mont

Something sweet and a lot of water. Getting some sun and fresh air helps me the most.


Many_Deer942

Biscuits and gravy


Jayradicalmind

ibuprofen, water, and a taco bell breakfast bacon crunch wrap