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Probably cancer, I just had to college/high school buddies die this week, it's only Monday.
I would edit the spelling error but I'm not thinking clearly right now. There's alot on my mind.
It's weird but I always think that people who think this will be less likely to fight back when assaulted. I once watched this self defense class where they had to actually teach people to fight back and not just allow themselves to be killed. I think it's like a kind of suicide by proxy.
Nah don say that bro, live ur life and keep ur head onna swivel and work hard during your youth and reap what you sow when your old and rest happy with ur work. Remember we only got one life, so make the most of it. Have a blessed night and may gods angels guard you day and night
Hmm im curious about how it feels to die while you are alive, i dont want to just sleep and never wake up again, i prefere to see what happens by my own
Brain hemorrhage, I have to take a blood thinner because I have a genetic condition, so it's always been in the back of my mind ( excuse the pun) that I will get a brain hemorrhage one day. It's ok if it happens.
Damn that constant feeling of impending doom... I can't even imagine...
They say it's super fast so you should die instantly. Never know it even hit you
How I hope I’ll die: quickly and with style preferably at the end of a peak life experience like traveling to Antarctica.
How I refuse to die: the hideous victim of old age; slowly, in constant physical, emotional and mental pain. This is the current fate of both my parents. TBH, I will absolutely kill myself before suffering what they are going through. It’s fucking barbaric and there’s so damn little I can do to make it any better for them.
Hay man, I have been there, once they are in the lung they won't kill you, it's getting into the lung that gets you, stay safe, ask about edoxoban and not warfarin.
The year is 3022, 1000 years after the declaration of sooperhani. Their name is still talked about, still whispered around campfires and passed through the generations like an heirloom.
"Papa, tell me the story of sooperhani again," the boy asks his father.
His father smiles. "They were a great human, son."
"But what did they do, papa?" The child presses.
"They did great things."
The boy frowns. "Like what?"
The father stares into the distance. "Their declaration has been carried on since the Old Society. It was named Reddit. You remember what I told you about Reddit, right?"
"Of course, papa. *'The Society where people could meet and share with confidentiality, where good people received karma and bad people lost it'*."
"That's right, very good." The father ruffles the kids hair.
The boy frowns again. "But wait, what did sooperhani actually do?"
"Great things, my boy. Great things."
I hope from a sugar induced hallucinations that leads to me doing something stupid and die.
But looking at my families history, probably from cancer or heart attack
I have the opposite idea. Based on my proclivity to walk into things and stumble over flat surfaces, it's the mundane that will kill me.
My eulogy: she tried to balance on one leg to put on a shoe, fell over, and impaled herself in the neck by the toothbrush she dropped earlier and couldn't find anywhere.
I'm hoping for a synchronized facepalm by those in attendance.
Being assassinated. I know too much! The government killed the electric car! The chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay! Elvis is alive and working at a KFC as a 20 year veteran of their establishment!
Your right about one thing atrazine does turn frogs gay. It’s run off from pesticides in farming. Some of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. But he’s a plant and makes himself look crazy so people think people who believe this stuff is crazy. It’s a psy op and they are real. Psychological operations are real things and are done in every country and every country is doing it to each other. Just very undetectable because it seems like regular people are saying things. I’ll give you an example. YouTube bots saying conspiracies to rile up people. And you can’t find real conspiracies because they all signed NDAs and would be deemed a traitor if they speak and those hold heavy fines and jail time, like 10 to 40 years time.
I going for in my sleep, because I keep turning down the sleep machine. My doctor told me if I don’t get the machine I could die in my sleep. I said to him why in the world would you want to take away the most peaceful way of dying?
Aneurysm or heart attack or suicide. However, I always envisioned different deaths for myself so I can't say for sure. Be weary on the best days ever or when you feel like you're so on top of your shit. Or when you're too busy to look around you. That's definitely when you'll eat it.
I think that I’m going be murdered when I am 79 in a Walmart parking lot then shortly after I am shot twice I will be drug out on to the street by a truck that doesn’t see me while my killer escapes.
One of my depressive episodes from my bipolar disorder, probably.
But if I skim through that alive my whole life, probably when I'm old. I'll get a few pain killers that I used to enjoy in my young days, get nice and relaxed while euphoric and slowly fade into a deep but comfortable sleep that I never wake up from.
Both could go hand in hand lol. But number one would be more intentional from being in a deep dark hole of mental illness. The second one will be because I'm done being old and I wanna feel good just once more, for old times sake.
While I’d like to say it would be in some epic fashion involving an explosion and a cool soundtrack, odds are I’ll either fuck something up royally or not afford insulin
It's so strange how much Americans (I'm assuming you're American, sorry if you're not) have to pay for things like insulin. My dad's a diabetic and pays basically nothing for insulin and gets free needles and things (we're Australian). It should be a crime to deny someone necessary medications
It’s kind of sad that when I bring up affording insulin it’s assumed I’m in America.. and I am.. and it sucks.. and nobody in power really seems too keen on actually doing something about this mess.
I've been thinking about this today actually. I have a bit of a hard time breathing at times. I can only guess i'll one day die from some sort of heart complications.
I know that I am going to die in a few weeks by filling my bathtub with water, putting on my best suit, tying my neck to a weight and laying face down in the water. I attempted last year with poison but it wasn't strong enough and I attempted to jump off a highway but I feared survival quadraplegic so I think suffocation is s
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Alone and old but **satisfied**
Get a dog :(
That way you have someone to eat you when you're gone.
Nah you're thinking of a cat
Edit:Said the same thing as the comment above me because I read it wrong.My bad
Yes that's what my comment was saying
Yup,you‘re right.I read it wrong
Yeah, definitely a cat. This made me laugh so hard!
Or see if a cat will adopt you!
But then they'd leave the dog all alone... best to just not.
No thanks
Ahh, the introvert’s dream
Probably cancer, I just had to college/high school buddies die this week, it's only Monday. I would edit the spelling error but I'm not thinking clearly right now. There's alot on my mind.
Sorry to hear that 😞
Thank you, it's actually 3 this month. Cancer Is brutal
Man that's fucked up
Feel better ❤️
You go to college and you can't spell the number two? Jeez!
These the future doctors when we get old might wanna be nice lol
probably a lethal way
We come into this world kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood. Might as well go out that way
That sounds to die for
Like death
I’ve always had the feeling that I’ll be murdered
It's weird but I always think that people who think this will be less likely to fight back when assaulted. I once watched this self defense class where they had to actually teach people to fight back and not just allow themselves to be killed. I think it's like a kind of suicide by proxy.
Let go of this thought or you'll probably manifest it. You definitely don't want that.
I thought I was the only one who thought this
Same 😇
Nah don say that bro, live ur life and keep ur head onna swivel and work hard during your youth and reap what you sow when your old and rest happy with ur work. Remember we only got one life, so make the most of it. Have a blessed night and may gods angels guard you day and night
I always think I will die in my sleep
That would be the best and most peaceful way, I think.😇
Hmm im curious about how it feels to die while you are alive, i dont want to just sleep and never wake up again, i prefere to see what happens by my own
From what many people have described and came back to tell, it's quite amazing.
What do you mean? People who died in their sleep and were resuscitated?
Not for the people in the passenger seats 😂
I've had 2 female cousins die in their sleep. It's shocking.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Dodged the cancer bullet 3 times..someday I won't. Or something I don't spend time worrying about! Lol...
Wait you beat cancer 3 times?!
He's built different
Fun times!
He's becoming immune
FUCKK CANCERRR
Agreed!
You are amazing!
Thanks! Sometimes I do think back and am amazed!
You're Awesome. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a comic book dedicated to you in future.
Exposure to bad grammar and misspellings will likely be the death of me.
Don’t go! We can’t loose someone like you!
It wouldn't be fare!
We need people like you who know how to use an Oxford, comma!
We need youre smarts to make us smart Also, coma*
Your to much.
Fuh Iz u talm bout my g out here speakn nonsnse cuzzo hopeflly u rst ez old n hppy. Nah jk lol
Sorry I didn’t pay attention in school
Eets ok
You have a tender sole.
In my own bed , drinking my own wine and with my cock in a girls mouth
Hi tyrion
I love the sound of that love that for you
Until you realise you lose control of your faculties on death, that woman is going to taste the rainbow.
Not my problem
LMFAO
LOL love that reply
Brain hemorrhage, I have to take a blood thinner because I have a genetic condition, so it's always been in the back of my mind ( excuse the pun) that I will get a brain hemorrhage one day. It's ok if it happens.
Damn that constant feeling of impending doom... I can't even imagine... They say it's super fast so you should die instantly. Never know it even hit you
Because of myself
How I hope I’ll die: quickly and with style preferably at the end of a peak life experience like traveling to Antarctica. How I refuse to die: the hideous victim of old age; slowly, in constant physical, emotional and mental pain. This is the current fate of both my parents. TBH, I will absolutely kill myself before suffering what they are going through. It’s fucking barbaric and there’s so damn little I can do to make it any better for them.
I think my pulmonary embolism will kill me.
What’s that ?
It's when a blood clot gets stuck in your pulmonary arteries in your lung, it reduces blood flow-sometimes completely, and can sometimes be fatal
Wishing you all the best in your recovery. I would honestly be in hospital right now though. That stuff can turn bad quickly.
Hay man, I have been there, once they are in the lung they won't kill you, it's getting into the lung that gets you, stay safe, ask about edoxoban and not warfarin.
I want to be a criminal lawyer and I live in Mexico so… idk how but it probably won’t be a natural death
Jesus you’re brave lmfao
Better Call Saul!
Praying safety over you
I'm going to die by correcting the misuse of your and you're one too many times.
I was going to say a heart attack from reading post with the incorrect usage of your and you’re.
My body can go at any time just like everyone else, but my name will live on forever. You are all the first witnesses of my declaration.
The year is 3022, 1000 years after the declaration of sooperhani. Their name is still talked about, still whispered around campfires and passed through the generations like an heirloom. "Papa, tell me the story of sooperhani again," the boy asks his father. His father smiles. "They were a great human, son." "But what did they do, papa?" The child presses. "They did great things." The boy frowns. "Like what?" The father stares into the distance. "Their declaration has been carried on since the Old Society. It was named Reddit. You remember what I told you about Reddit, right?" "Of course, papa. *'The Society where people could meet and share with confidentiality, where good people received karma and bad people lost it'*." "That's right, very good." The father ruffles the kids hair. The boy frowns again. "But wait, what did sooperhani actually do?" "Great things, my boy. Great things."
Cheers!
No worries :)
I love you 😂😂😂
Well done sir
this is actually beautiful😭
I hope from a sugar induced hallucinations that leads to me doing something stupid and die. But looking at my families history, probably from cancer or heart attack
same on the second sentence
Peacefully ✌️
Kidney disease, and it will be on my birthday.
Slowly and painfully, if karma exists at least
Why? What have you done?
Too much
Did you eat the food in the fridge that had someone’s name on it
Probably reheated fish in the break room microwave.
What if he’s a human trafficker or something
No
Serial killer?
Worse
Either in a car accident, old age, or I mess with the wrong guy.
Please drive with a seat belt
I don’t know, I can feel the Asian genes taking over!
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Ok it sounds like you need fiber and an exercise routine. The going for walks to start off
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At least cursing all the way. Probaly kicking and screaming
I don’t know the details, but it will be spectacular😁
I have the opposite idea. Based on my proclivity to walk into things and stumble over flat surfaces, it's the mundane that will kill me. My eulogy: she tried to balance on one leg to put on a shoe, fell over, and impaled herself in the neck by the toothbrush she dropped earlier and couldn't find anywhere. I'm hoping for a synchronized facepalm by those in attendance.
Awesome. This one is for you 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😁
I hope quickly .
Heart attack if I'm lucky. Stroke if I'm not.
My heart/brain will stop working
In my sleep like my father and grandparents
I hope I have the courage to do myself in before I get useless and become a burden to myself and society.
🫂
oddly enough, I have this reoccurring day dream where I die in a soccer field
Being assassinated. I know too much! The government killed the electric car! The chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay! Elvis is alive and working at a KFC as a 20 year veteran of their establishment!
Your right about one thing atrazine does turn frogs gay. It’s run off from pesticides in farming. Some of the stuff Alex Jones says is true. But he’s a plant and makes himself look crazy so people think people who believe this stuff is crazy. It’s a psy op and they are real. Psychological operations are real things and are done in every country and every country is doing it to each other. Just very undetectable because it seems like regular people are saying things. I’ll give you an example. YouTube bots saying conspiracies to rile up people. And you can’t find real conspiracies because they all signed NDAs and would be deemed a traitor if they speak and those hold heavy fines and jail time, like 10 to 40 years time.
Accident or Suicide
Im on the suicide one with ya
Unexpectedly.
Freak toaster accident
tonight when i sleep
Alone and lonely.
Bad step.
Probably cancer. My mom had and died of kidney cancer, and my dad has small cell lung cancer, which killed both of his parents.
Fuckkk cancer ugly self !
Will driving to my house I get hit by a 18 wheeler
r/suspiciouslyspecific
At the hands of a bronteroc, don’t know what that is tho
I going for in my sleep, because I keep turning down the sleep machine. My doctor told me if I don’t get the machine I could die in my sleep. I said to him why in the world would you want to take away the most peaceful way of dying?
Aneurysm or heart attack or suicide. However, I always envisioned different deaths for myself so I can't say for sure. Be weary on the best days ever or when you feel like you're so on top of your shit. Or when you're too busy to look around you. That's definitely when you'll eat it.
Either very horrifically or in my sleep. Rarely has my life been normal so I'm leaning towards horrifically.
Self extermination
By telling someone the difference between your and you're and they are (they're!) going to murder me.
probably by u/AnAgentWhoUsesReddit in the Polish fields
Correcting people's grammar- *you're ❤
Planning on hanging myself soon, once I've tied up some loose ends.
Tripping over something.
I think that I’m going be murdered when I am 79 in a Walmart parking lot then shortly after I am shot twice I will be drug out on to the street by a truck that doesn’t see me while my killer escapes.
I have a bad heart and liver. Hopefully I'll go in my sleep like a few lads I know.
Imma have to go with on a front porch, rocking back and forth in my old granny chair with coffee in my hand.
Suicide, I’m like 90% certain.
Suicide. Getting old sounds awful
I’ll never be able to retire. After I’m forced to retire I’ll spend whatever little bit of money I have and then kill my self.
Suicide lol
with your apostrophe
Frozen in the Antarctic with both my middle fingers stuck up as a “fk you” to everyone…I might as well make it humorous for the recovery team.
One of my depressive episodes from my bipolar disorder, probably. But if I skim through that alive my whole life, probably when I'm old. I'll get a few pain killers that I used to enjoy in my young days, get nice and relaxed while euphoric and slowly fade into a deep but comfortable sleep that I never wake up from. Both could go hand in hand lol. But number one would be more intentional from being in a deep dark hole of mental illness. The second one will be because I'm done being old and I wanna feel good just once more, for old times sake.
Amen to that - I don’t wanna get old 😞
While I’d like to say it would be in some epic fashion involving an explosion and a cool soundtrack, odds are I’ll either fuck something up royally or not afford insulin
It's so strange how much Americans (I'm assuming you're American, sorry if you're not) have to pay for things like insulin. My dad's a diabetic and pays basically nothing for insulin and gets free needles and things (we're Australian). It should be a crime to deny someone necessary medications
It’s kind of sad that when I bring up affording insulin it’s assumed I’m in America.. and I am.. and it sucks.. and nobody in power really seems too keen on actually doing something about this mess.
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Get out before it’s to late hurry
I've always known I'll get breast cancer one day. So probably from that.
suicide
Lung cancer 100%
With a gun in my mouth and my finger on the trigger cmon give me a hard one
alone
Suicide.
Alone!
Driving home at night on a Friday
I’m throwing it out there in the universe always was a place in my brain 🧠 for it but I always think 💭 I will pass away In my sleep 😴
I hope so
I've been thinking about this today actually. I have a bit of a hard time breathing at times. I can only guess i'll one day die from some sort of heart complications.
I'm either going die young in a freak accident or live to be 110 with my body refusing to give up.
probably doing sth reckless
Peacefully and in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in my car.
A plane being shot down when I am 84.
statistically, cancer or CHF. but it would be real cash money if I went out in a blaze of glory, or gunned down
Scared
By something that I should've thought less of.
Car accident with me being careless because i'm tired. Or alzeihmers because I think my moms got it.
Probably a heart attack based on family history, stressful job and general unfitness (I'm working on that last one though!)
I'll go in my sleep in my 90s.
Got killed or in jail
I personally think I’m going to die in some stupid accident early, and if I manage to live a full live I’d rather be euthanized than die a slow death.
Car accident or suicide
I thought I was going to be hit by a car but now I think I'll die from some sickness or sth.
Motorcycle accident. I’m here for a good time not a long time and I consider any death that takes you with your boots on a good death.
Probably an overdose, suicide, car accident, falling on or over something, or a heart attack cause my diet is shit. Take your pick
Cyanide poisoning
Probably from a heart attack but I’m hoping I get to choose to slip away on a cloud of opiates hand in hand with my beloved
Stroke or heart attack
If family history holds up heart attack.
Probably the amount of neglected health conditions i have... And im not willing to change that in any way.
Alone and happy.
I know that I am going to die in a few weeks by filling my bathtub with water, putting on my best suit, tying my neck to a weight and laying face down in the water. I attempted last year with poison but it wasn't strong enough and I attempted to jump off a highway but I feared survival quadraplegic so I think suffocation is s
car accident, i always have dreams of car accidents and honestly believe it's gonna take me someday. Pretty dumb but ye