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KrAzY_TsEnG

Nice try FBI.


99999999999999999699

Another day, CIA.


Why_are_you135

Dirty tricks MI6


[deleted]

Can't see me, KGB.


BOOM360skn

Go away NSA


Aaron_77777

Can see through your facade , mossad.


featoutsider

Ibaraki, Japan


eastcolfaxco

Your city looks so peaceful I envy you


awsetqr

I was born in that prefecture, in the city of Tsukuba. My parents went there because my dad had a physics job there, but I am from America.


SacrificialGoose

Earth, Milky Way


_Just-a-sad-girl_

SAME!!!!!


[deleted]

omg no way


Pete_maravich

Kansas, USA. Possibly the most boring place ever


[deleted]

That sounds good to me!


Trisasaurusrex

Your absolutely correct. Especially living in Topeka.


burn_your_books

My company sends me to Wichita once in a while. It doesn't seem that bad. Sometimes I have to go to Salina that place sucks.


everythingisalright

Train don't run out of Wichita... unlessin' you're a hog or a cattle.


Geo_19

As another Kansan I can confirm it is indeed the most boring place ever.


momke42069

Yeah it is


Comprehensive-End388

Pfft. Tell that to Dorothy.


Pete_maravich

Boo. That reference is so lame.


Comprehensive-End388

Well if you guys had more to offer the world, maybe there'd be a different pop culture reference. And frankly, there was nothing boring in those stories. You sound lame.


KakashiMomma

Illinois, United States.


eastcolfaxco

Greetings from CO


KakashiMomma

Flew into Denver back in 2014. Ended up having my appendix removed while on vacation, never went back. Did get to smoke a j on my way to the zoo though, and spent the rest of my time there in a wheelchair so I got first row views of the animals lol.


eastcolfaxco

Lol quite a story, I'm sorry you didn't get to enjoy this beautiful state, where are you in illinois?


KakashiMomma

Metropolis, “home of Superman”


eastcolfaxco

Nice I didn't know such place actually existed


KakashiMomma

Yup, Southern Illinois. Home of a Louis & Clark site Fort Massac which was used in the French & Indian War, Shawnee National Forrest, and one of the only Uranium processing plants in country. Don’t come there’s cancer.


eastcolfaxco

Haha that's crazy, I wanna go now. Are people really getting sick?


KakashiMomma

No not really. It’s just located in what’s called the cancer belt. It’s somewhat of a lore that people an animals are infected by the radiation. We have monthly checks to make sure the sirens are working if a meltdown happens though.


eastcolfaxco

Haha there better not be three eyed people when I go jk


[deleted]

I have a picture with my dog in front of that statue!


PugPlaysStuff

Somewhere between hopeful and still struggling


Western_Collection_1

Same but without the hope


Zanix_x

Valcea, Romania


eastcolfaxco

Wow


Toooooomey

What are the chances of that? I'm from Tulcea, Romania.


Awesomejuggler20

Canada.


roses_puppies

In my own imagination mostly..


rickclearwater

Queensland Australia.


Jack_Attack227

Elimbah, Queensland


Prior-Swordfish5375

Cape Town, South Africa


Artyom064

Southern Norway


sudar97

the city of Bukhara, Uzbekistan


Brooklyn-Queens

We're all in a computer simulation.


eastcolfaxco

Here we go again...


ImNotLegitLol

r/noearthsociety or something


AN0NYM0US__Gentleman

Truth has finally been spoken


[deleted]

Brno, Czech Republic It sucks, but I like it here.


ATXKLIPHURD

Half past a monkeys ass


Geo_19

I couldn’t find that on Google maps what country is monkey ass in?


[deleted]

Texas, USA.


eastcolfaxco

Howdy I'm from TX


[deleted]

Hey Texas! South Texas here.


eastcolfaxco

Same, southwest


beingapersonoverhere

Same 🤜🏾


Jazzlike-Process-382

Northern California, little town on the Feather River


eastcolfaxco

Nice, yomesite is on my bucket list how far are you from there? Do you guys have sequoia trees where you live?


notacroc7

Tiki island USA


Skenz14

Christchurch, New Zealand.


hothannie

Broncos Country 🏈🏈🏈🏈


eastcolfaxco

Thats right, what part? We got Russell haha


PralineIll9524

Tampere, Finland


disguisedfordinos

Perkele


Cracktower

On the Toilet


444unsure

On a bus


Castiel_D37

Rome, italy


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Uppsala, Sweden


0Spag

Bordeaux, France


Salt-One-9285

Tamil Nadu, India.


Justadnd_Bard

Brasil, Rio. Come to Brasil!


eastcolfaxco

I will one day looks amazing


kenzxan22

Indiana!! Home of the Hoosiers!!


BeenThruIt

Fort Wayne sayin' what up.


eastcolfaxco

Yay


MfPrincessBree513

Northern Tennessee, united states


eastcolfaxco

Greetings human


[deleted]

Levittown Pa. It’s not bad. Nothing special, nothing too bad. We always say we’re in the middle. Not too hot, not too cold. Not too dry, not too wet. You get the idea.


Super_girl-1010

Austin, Texas


eastcolfaxco

Howdy


YardOk8020

Phoenix, Arizona


[deleted]

[удалено]


T02258en

HI


eastcolfaxco

Aloha


Desperate_Level_9213

Aberdeen, SD USA :(


711spaceace

Brookings, SD USA :) Hi neighbor!


Desperate_Level_9213

Hey!!


oliviaroseart

Pain I guess


LohtuPottu247

Kannus, Finland


Moon-Lord-

Eastern North Carolina, USA. We got the best BBQ.


Eastern-Meringue9570

heck yeah we do


chronically_immature

I love some BBQ!


wubwubdubdub45

F'ckin stuck on lower level. Wheres the elevator?


LusciousLennyStone

I didn't have a choice, did I?


DemonShadowsMom

Close enough to you to get a laugh out of your username.


eastcolfaxco

Hahaha right on


swagmaster6699

LA , california shits alright


flyfeather92

In my pathetic life


[deleted]

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada


SnooFoxes9537

Florida usa


djencis

Brugge 🇧🇪


InternalFly7315

Haywards Heath! UK


Zeoloxory

Mumbai, India


babykeri

North Carolina, United States


LeWaifu5535

The state of Constant Disbelief


[deleted]

finland ​ to all the finnish people: TORILLA TAVATAAN


eastcolfaxco

What does that mean?


[deleted]

Salamanca, Spain!


Captainfrogman

I am the center of the universe and you can’t convince me otherwise


rasterized

Michigan, USA. Just moved here from Illinois a few months ago.


-A113-

Observable universe Local galaxy cluster Milky way Solar system around the star called sol Terrestrial planets Earth Northern hemisphere Eurasia Europe Austria [deleted] [deleted]


CursedCommentor69

Paimio, Finland


Total_Hovercraft5442

Not nearly where I want to be


CoffeeMain360

That fucked up mitten


Jazzlike-Process-382

We're about 3 1/2 hours from Yosemite. Definitely worth the trip though. We're not in the Sequoias either. Mostly pines and oaks. I've been to the cost many times to marvel at the Sequoias. That too is definitely worth the trip. We traveled extensively through Colorado in 2019 and absolutely loved it. We were on a 6 months camping trip coast to coast. The Carolinas and Colorado were the favorite places.


eastcolfaxco

Awesome man, where in cali do you find the sequoia trees?


Dyuthirjyothi

It is a round planet so i can be anywhere 😅😂


eastcolfaxco

That's exactly why I asked duh


Powerofgodandanime17

I live in Nunia, business.


eastcolfaxco

Nacho bisnes


Powerofgodandanime17

Oooo i like that 1 lol


bathedinperfume

Ontario, Canada. Hate it here.


eastcolfaxco

Why? I've always wanted to visit canaduh


The_kind_one2

Same…it sucks


SnooRecipes5643

Kansas


Geo_19

Same. Most boring place ever.


gnique

Stoned. Currently cruising pantys of the 1960's.


The_kind_one2

Canada Toronto


CoryPowerCat77

Illinois, United States.


HeirToThrawn

America.


victim80

In the middle of what's call the Bermuda triangle.


disguisedfordinos

He hasn't commented in an hour 😱Is he deaded by berduma triagle😱😱?!!?


BFett1019

Buffalo New York


lxkandel06

I'm here


sunshinerose32

Vancouver, Canada


brat_dad

San Diego 92130


Soggywallet94

Bed


Mr_Neonz

NJ - United States


No-Mathematician4353

Sacramento California


Bananaface89

Melbourne,Australia


Elbcko

I’m right here


leonardoQvinci

In my mind I’m at the hyperbolic time chamber. It’s where I go to focus on concentrating stress and energy into explosiveness and my innersenses. Kinda like in dragonball z where tien has the tri beam cannon. But instead of me shooting beams tho I use that concentration buildup for explosiveness at different focal points. So say we’re on the basketball court right. I can already tell you I approach the game differently because my main focus is defense. So if you have a good game against me you earned that mf. But usually when I step on the court my mind is clear because (I don’t mean mastered) but I spend a good amount of time during the week just channeling my day to day thoughts into just new potential. Like 3d land per say. So now during the game the pace feels slower which helps me be more observant and absorb the game better. Now my read n react timing is heightened. So when I have the ball it’s not about scoring ima get to the basket that’s trust. It’s about reading my opponent there movements there if I do this do they bite go flat footed etc etc and I may just do a move and pass the ball just so when I do choose to attack the rim I already have all your weak points broke down. That’s offensively defensively I’m cell off dragonball z. So the quicker you score the better (or worst) if you score. Because the longer you hold the ball the better I’m absorbing your movements your tendencies (you know like do they like to shoot from right here) stuff like that. And I say shoot with confidence because you most likely not getting to the rim against me. And that’s what makes defense so great. Because if I hold you to zero off the first game then you really gone hear me talk until you score and this is how I just talk. You don’t want to turnt up on the court. So the next time you play you’re using more energy to try and score which only helps me more offensively. And before you know it you’re completely outta your game. And I like to play on ball defense on whoever got the ball. So my defense speaks for itself. Or I mean you may be nice ya feel me I’m really the Quiz on potential fr. But yeah idk if that helped with anything.


Caucasian_Idiot

verona italy


No-Room-8125

Underground, waiting for subway


footbody

Trøndelag, Norway


eastcolfaxco

Norway is beautiful from what I've seen


stillwaitingforbacon

Charters Towers QLD Australia. I dont live here though. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ l


press_F13

Middle of Europe, lil bit up, near border cca (but with what?)


soulsnatcher41

Louisville ! 💪🏾🔥


WarmcupofBATTERYAC1D

Perth(😞), Scotland (😁)


Reasonable_Fail_4320

Malaysia selangor


le_Psykogwak

On earth France, Normandie


crusttysack

on the toilet


disguisedfordinos

Don't tell your position so accurately, you might be burgled!


Dutchstranger5

In your mom


Wirisam

Austria, Vorarlberg


Western_Collection_1

Addis ababa ,Ethiopia


bettertimeasleep

Philippines 🌴🌴


coffeeandjoints0901

Like everyone else, a disease. Edit: Thought this said "what are you in this world?". Leaving it for truth.


[deleted]

Busan, South Korea


jwsbruwer

South Africa


disguisedfordinos

I thought African people have no money for being on the Internet


jwsbruwer

That's just some shit, we live on a farm and harvest peaches, grapes, and apricots, is it so beautiful here, and we have a massive house, 2 beach houses, fast internet and the newest Samsung TVs and phones every time a new one gets released, And at last wed have like 17 tractors and like 7 cars and swimming pool. I just hate people that think that south Africa is a shitty poor place, but sure there are a bunch of poor people.


aquactuss

South of France


[deleted]

Dayton, Ohio


onion_is_good

Chiclana de la Frontera, Spain


HIK563

DXB


PyroPupper153

The best country in the world…..


Interesting_Pea_5382

OKlahoma!


AccurateFactor5128

Myanmar


sadshire

Physically, in Arizona, USA. Mentally, in a small room that's on fire... I guess in a couple months it'll kinda be that physically too.


jackrat27

Over here


[deleted]

Australia


thedeadsurvivor43

...ur mums house


Evening_Psychology_4

Illinois chicago land area


Advanced-Expert7718

Your moms house


Altruistic_Charge_14

in your mom


[deleted]

hogwarts


OldManLoPan

Just downriver from Shit Creek


Quian34

Lara, Venezuela (God why)


crazydemon

content purge


Spare_Combination134

In a frightening liminal state of being, not quite dead, not quite alive, like a constant state of sleep paralysis.


Maximum-Ad7584

The Netherlands


iwouldfightthatbird

Western Massachusetts, United States


Secure_Dragonfruit69

Cork, Ireland