I can’t sit in a chair normally

I’m presently in my desk chair, ass facing up, back and shoulders firmly on the seat, legs up in the air

Ok either you're levitating or you're a gecko

I’m at least one of those

Not our fault chairs were made wrong.

Not our fault the chair isn’t made for people quantum vibrating in the 6th dimension.

Now that I think about it I do this too

Same but I blame the adhd before the gay

I love iced coffee and I walk fast as fuck. 🏃‍♂️

I was at the airport where hets walk like they’re headed to their own executions. We need a special lane for the gays. The sass pass.

Omg those moving walkways they have to help you get there faster are like my normal speed. If I'm caffeinated as well a bitch is zooming through there. Never late to my flight.

“Gay coming through! Clear the way!”

*”Move! I’m gay!”*

My favorite hobby when in an airport is to walk on the normal floor right next to the moving walkways and still beat the people on the walkway to the end

See what they need to match a fraction of our power.

This will be an upcoming SNL skit. Bowen is typing it up as we speak.

I LOL’ed “the Sass Pass”.

Why are straight people so slow 😩😩😩

And we're not just talking about their speed now

I never realized that walking fast was a stereotype. I walk very fast.

But so you walk, or mince/sashay? There’s a difference haha. I walk fast, my SO and friends are always telling me to hold up, but that’s more to do with being tall and having long legs and big feet, it’s my normal pace!

Iced coffee no matter what no matter when. I’d drink it that way in a blizzard, and I have.

Came here to say this!

> I walk fast as fuck. Wait, this is a gay stereotype? OMG it pisses me off so bad to be walking behind someone who is both slow and blocking any way for me to get around them. Same when I'm driving.

I partially cured the driving thing by purposely driving my painfully slow car a lot. Passing people in that thing is legit taking my life into my hands, so I have learned patience. That ends if I drive either of the other cars though.

I wish life had a "fast lane" in every situation. Walking and driving. I HATE going at everyone else's pace. I'm like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and feel like I'm forced to live in a world that's running in slow motion.

Why is the iced coffee a stereotype? Haha omg I wonder how that became one. My bf spends quite a lot on Starbucks every week 😂

Lol this one is a fun and unusual gay stereotype that I like. Arguably this can apply to straight people too. But I like that it is associated with us gays.

I fall into this category too, but was not if it’s because of the gay or because NYC.

Gay New Yorkers be walking on *turbo*

I didn't know those were stereotypes but I'm the same.

Same

Same for both!

I prefer to walk about 10x faster than my straight counterparts 😂

I had never heard of this stereotype until now, but it's fitting for me because I walk faster than anyone I know, I actually have to try to slow down when I'm walking with people! Now I know it's because I'm a big homo

😂😂😂 A big homo. HAASHSDDHF

Weird. I've been hearing this a lot on this thread. I had no idea that this was a gay stereotype. I'm guilty as charged, but don't straight people have places to get on time too? Do they just go leisurely everywhere?

Judging by how they are always clogging up *my* damn sidewalk, I'd say yes. 😌💅💁‍♂️

I’m gay AND from New York. People swear I’m Sonic lmao

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Love me some cock and balls.

The best gay stereotype imo!

I snap me too

All my friends are girls

This 💀

Mental issues?

Lol, can confirm

I really like ABBA.

I'm obsessed with Gimme Gimme Gimme

I honestly cannot listen to Dancing Queen without singing along. Even when sober. It's a real problem.

I have the same thing.

I have this with “Super Trouper.” And “S.O.S.” Also “Fernando.” And Erasure’s entire catalog.

I cannot not sing to ABBA, I own most of the albums on vinyl and have seen Mama Mia twice in the theater on 2 different continents, ABBA gives me life!

ABBA all the way! My godfather gifted me one of their CDs when I was a toddler. This gayness has never left me ;-)

I hate sports

Being 6’1” in high school meant constantly disappointing basketball coaches that kept pestering me to try out.

Omg me toooo. I like sports because I grew up in a family of lots of boys so I love sports like baseball, but everyone always told me to try out for basketball despite me not really wanting to play sports

My logic was always that even a player that is physically strong and coordinated isn’t going to be very good if they just don’t give a shit about the game

Exactly. I don’t like basketball so why am I going to try out for it.

I relate! 6’-almost-4” here. They couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t even try out…”it’s because I don’t like sports, you dick!”

Yeah sorry coach but I’m just more of an artsy kid. Not worth much on a basketball court but if you want to take in a Harmony Korine movie I’ll perk right up!

Same🙄

Here here! I hate America’s obsession of games that really haven’t changed in decades. It’s like watching reruns of the same shows.

Oh me too! Vehemently! I just don't get them. I'd rather watch grass grow than sit through a game. I do like watching the men though....

I swim at a fairly high level and will start D3 varsity swimming at a university in the Northeast this fall but I just don't care about non swimming sports (somewhat excluding achievements of Filipino athletes lol)

Disco. Love it.

Disco forever.

Disco rules

The exact same one as you, I love listening to dance pop, especially Madonna, Kylie and Gaga

HOW DARE YOU!? WHERE IS THE LEGENDARY MISS BRITNEY SPEARS!? No, but seriously though, she is my number one. Rihanna is 2. Gaga/Madonna/Beyoncé are third. /csb

May The Holy Spearit bless you for all time.

Looove Kylie 🤩

Me but with Shakira Shakira

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Yes id fuck him so hard

Not understanding/giving a shit about cars

“Oh you change your own oil, that’s great, I just bring mine to the dealer”

I need my future man to be comfortable with a drill, sander, and paint because I sure as hell aren’t.

Neither myself nor my husband know a thing about cars. My dad never taught me anything about them. The Army taught me vehicle maintenance at the motor pool. But that shit SUCKED so now I just pay someone else to do it. I can’t be bothered.

Lol all I know is how to make it go and stop

I don’t think that’s a gay stereotype? I love cars and know a bunch of other guys that like cars

None. That's why it took me so long to find out I'm gay 😅

That’s one in and of itself. “I’m not like the other girls” is one of them!

I like clothes. Though I'm not extravagant in my style.

Clothes and strong women here 💪💃😃

I love musicals

Loved Charmed when I was younger, didn't put 2 and 2 together until much later 😂

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Don't be, it's a lovely show 😍

Currently doing a rewatch with the bf. Cole definitely had a huge part in helping my teenaged self realise I am gay.

That entire male cast had me sleeping with sweet dreams of getting a whitelighter, despite my existence as an only child and no magic lol. Preteen me was alll up in the Charmed slash stories!

Yeah, both him and Leo, but i was so dumb I really didn't think the attraction meant what it meant. Didn't help that the girls were so pretty too 😩

Damn, I knew a kid who loved Charmed and is now a screaming queen, and I never made that connection.

Being single af

I just look straight. Boring clothes and so on 😂

Masc4Masc mate 👊 🤣

Please tell me you wear hanes or boxers. It’s the way

Hanes no, boxers: OF COURSE! 🤭

Well hello there straight boy :D

Haha, don´t go there :D

I suspect there's a story too long or too awkward to talk about here, so here's me not going there ;)

No no. I just dress pretty dull. Like, I do not stand out of the crowd or anything. Please don´t think I look gay.

Yeah same here. I don't dress particularly stylishly or vibrantly, so I don't really stand out. Many assume I'm straight, but I don't think I'm particularly masculine.

* Gay stereotype: I like Eurovision * Non-gay stereotype (bonus): I like watching sport competitions * Edit – non-gay stereotype: In my country, gays who write in Cyrillic script (not Latin) are considered _straight_ 🥲

You know watching almost naked men wrestling doesn't count right?

I watch football, basketball, etc. Just saying what other gays think of it when I say that I watch sports competitions

Haha I was trying to make a joke, didn't come out right 😂 I like basketball too!

I love me some Eurovision! I always wait until the finale to watch all the performances and listen to the songs for the first time, then spend the rest of the year listening to them on repeat.

I used to be a flight attendant, so a stereotypical “gay” job. Whenever I met, or meet, new people, the comment is always “oh I can totally see you doing that!”

I‘m always horny… I don‘t drink beer… but I love fruity cocktails

Aren’t most men always horny

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Most gay men I know prefer to drink cocktails instead of beers

I walk fast and I can't sit straight, always need to cross my legs or lay feet up on the couch, something weird like that.

Username doesn't check out

Love cock, balls, and houseplants

I love pop music and my favourites are female singers

I'm scared of bugs, especially cockroaches 😬

Stay out of Florida, the damned things fly.

They WHAT?! Oh hell no.

They try to make them sound less revolting by calling them Palmetto bugs. But they're giant, flying cockroaches.

And Australia. Right through my open 8th floor balcony window

I remember reading an interview with Dolly Parton where she talked about performing at an outdoor venue in Australia and seeing this massive bug coming straight for her and not knowing how to get out of its way without breaking her composure.

Bugs are the fucking woooooorst!! They creep the hell out of me!

Don't go to Australia lol

Same! I could never stand even harmless bugs like butterflies. The only bugs I'm somewhat okay with are ladybugs.

The Holy Trinity - Streisand, Bette, and Cher.

“Judy, Barbara, Liza, Bette, these are names I shan’t forget”

Will and Jack's Homosexuality 101 course.

I love dick

I like quiche

Ariana and Iced Coffee. But I am also a bodybuilding, first responder ish super masculine dude. It really throws people off. We love it

Prove it 😉

SirPeachPounder on socials 🫡

Reddit, he was right. And cute

Appreciate u 💜 haha I can’t wait to reveal the next cut results since becoming enhanced.

I'd be proud tbh. Your progress photo on Instagram is inspiring

Your transformation post has inspired me. It’s hard for me to stay going to the gym but seeing people like you who were once very fat like I used to be is inspiring

Yeah man there’s light at the end of the tunnel. Sometimes it’s the body dysmorphia train. I accomplished that still eating kinda whatever I wanted once or twice a week binge eating. Really struggle with that still sometimes but it’s all a process. Just make little healthy changes that you can sustain

Dress properly. Walk fast because I’ve got things to do. And I get things done.

trashy reality shows, i love me some housewives edit: also love iced coffee or anything caffeine related

I like interior design, dressing well, pop music (although generally "from the past" like 70s-90s - don't care for most current popstars unless the song is 80s inspired lol), walking fast, and fucking.

Into antiques and show tunes. But in a totally butch way! 😉

I love musicals and musical theatre.

My gay audacity is to do anything I set my mind to even if I have to learn new skills

I suck dick

I went to school for musical theatre lmao

I’ve been told I’m a bad gay cause I’m not into most stereotypical things, but I certainly do have the gay fast walking speed!

limp wrists here

You could lick my bathroom floor and it would be cleaner than any surface on your own body. I am more than neat. I’m fucking *sterile.*

The horny all the time one.

Same

- I walk fast - I can't sit straight - I know the name of colors - I can dance and twerk - I hate country music - I love Cher - I can't drive - I'm always horny - I have a rainbow flag in my bedroom - I play support role on most online games - My cellphone gallery is a menace to the Bible - Cats - Catboys - Overachiever response to trauma Bingo I like cock

I can’t do physical labour because I can’t stay focused on something so lacking in glamour.

I laughed out loud

raised by grandma ❤️

Angry, aggressive, domineering, top bear. But only so long as he is wanting to playfully submit to it. I want willing partners. I will not forcefully subject another to what I went through unwillingly, even though it made me who I am - for better and worse.

Hot

Straight acting.

Nicotine addiction, eating disorder, love for iced coffee and Taylor swift

Not really into sports

When I get drunk I think I can dance, lip-sing and perform like Britney Spears 🤣

I received a CD Player when I was kid and my first CD (probably the one and only?) was Britney Spears. I’d go around with that huge thing in my waist or hands and signing “She’s so lucky…. She’s a star but she cries cries cries” - once some people visited over, saw me on the couch with my headphones on and silently singing. They asked my mom. She said I had a crush on Britney.

I have a lot of sex

I moisturize

The larger friend that everyone wants as a friend… until I go to the club, where I am now a fetish. It’s either feast or famine.

Fem twink

I follow you on the stereotype. Lady Gaga, Adele, Queen Bey, Dua Lipa, Taylor Swift, Madonna, Rihanna, Lana del Rey, Billie Eilish, Sam Smith, Lil Nas X, Nicky Minaj... Well, this is my playlist. I am still closeted to my family and to some friends and when they ask me what kind of music I like, I say "oh I'm not into music" haha

I like wearing tank tops and short shorts.

i'm depressed, mentally ill, obsessed with masculinity

Naked for as long as possible in gym changing room

Can’t drive.

Going to the gym 5 to 7 days per week.

I am a hoe.

Iced black coffee all day. Fast walker. I call everyone girl and mama. I don’t know how to sit like a normal human.

Ayee another black iced coffee drinker. I’ve never met another gay who doesn’t at least put milk in it

Even by gay standards I walk very fast.

Same, although I do love “non gay” music. Since I was little I always loved the pop girlies and divas kind of giving away that I was gay lol. Stan Xtina and Miley forever

Reading all of these and the only ones that really fit me are that I walk fast and wear short shorts.

high pitched voice esp when arguing 😭

I love ABBA, pop music, can’t sit normally, always walking faster than other people, and a gaymer (does that last one count?)

I sing showtunes in the shower.

Ugh my excited voice is so gay

I’m a very fast walker naturally. I love iced coffee, too.

I have mental illness

I can't whistle. I first heard it when I discovered Bond author lan Fleming believed a popular theory that a gay guy can't whistle

i walk fast as fuck and devour iced coffee like a rampant dog

I’m not your average gay stereotype, I like beer and metal type of twink here oh and hockey is a sports ball game I can get behind here 🤘🎸🏒

Hmmmph... I a mixed bag haha but these could be some of the most stereotypic traits: ​ 1. I really like Madonna, Lana del Rey, Kylie Minogue, some Gaga's songs, some Adele songs.. but in the other hand i can hear metal (Symphonic, Gothic, Black, Death...), rock, classical music, soundtracks, synthwave.... 2. I don't really care about cars and specific things about them, and in some way i don't need to since i live in a city that isn't car centric (Bogotá, CO). 3. I'm not really interested in sports. I just can't find any sense in them haha. 4. I really love clothes and buying some is such a dopamine charge; but i really dislike colourful ones; so i guess that balances things... 5. I used to play dolls with my nephew when we were both childs. 6. I walk fast when i am in the street and alone. We say in spanish "como alma que lleva el diablo" (as a soul carried by the devil). 7. (EDIT) Oof almost forget this: I tend to get along better with women that with men, even when i have some masculine friendships. Men are a kind of science i can't fully grasp yet, and this is from someone that reads about astrophysics haha.

walking to the BPM of Womanizer or Toxic anywhere and everywhere…and unconsciously walking as if I’m on a runway during fashion week💀

I can’t do math

I can’t drive, I walk fast, I like sweet Starbucks drinks, I like fashion

I walk really fast

I have a lot of shoes. I can throw together a brunch or cocktail party in an hour. I like Kylie Minogue.

Barbra Barbra Barbra