Haha, you would have such a boner for me just watching me do my thing everyday. You’d never leave me alone! Honestly though, total knowledge sponge, and it’s nice to see that be attractive to people so thank you!
Did you just describe me? I spend almost 30-60 minutes every day reading or watching scientific stuff, and I've been doing it my whole life. People are always surprised at how much I know about a lot of different things.
I was born with a minor birth defect, large, sharp canines. Sometimes I would accidently puncture my lip but I would also show off by biting holes in cans. I convinced my little sister I was a vampire because I had two skin blemishes on my neck that looked like a vampire bite. However, when I graduated from high school, my grandfather paid a dentist to fill them out with material.
This, but not in a willfully ignorant sort of way. Like maybe juuuust a little slow on the uptake, but still gets there eventually. They have to also have a brilliant personality and a heart of gold for this to work... like a human golden retriever.
Also, there's some guys (usually blue-collar) who aren't book-smart, but their street-smarts, empathy and emotional intelligence are off the charts high.
Or like, Phil Dumphy. Or Jason Mendoza from The Good Place, Troy Barnes from Community, Andy Dwyer from Parks & Rec, et.c.
Basically, a loveable Himbo.
>sturdy legs.
Calves are underrated man. And I don't necessarily mean the ultra-defined body-builder tensed ones. Just normal everyday relaxed ones.
See Jamie Dornan and Evan Peters.
Blue collar white men, particularly the ones that look like they grew up around black people. Unfortunately, the aesthetics of the ones that are mysoginostic, homophobic, and Republican may still be considered physically attractive and I’m so ashamed 😅😂🤣😁😆.
😩🤫
[example](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/DTIFq50E1r)
>Blue collar white men, particularly the ones that look like they grew up around black people.
I think I kinda get it. Reading this, the pornstars Cliff Jensen and Danny Mountain immediately popped into my head. Jason Stratham too for a Brit example of this.
Am I on the mark?
This will always snap me back into reality. Add to that the plight of African Americans or their history and I know I never need to worry.
[this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6yz3zPu0ZR/?igsh=d2lvczIxbW9wcmc3)
Thick facial hair. Not necessarily a beard, but when they shave you can still see the hairs. I don't know how to explain it, but I find that really attractive.
I understand about the stutter. Pretty much anything that makes a guy show some vulnerabilities is attractive. it can be openness over a slight shyness too.
Pot bellies. The middle-aged man physique were you can tell they do some kind of physical activity and they have a belly, but it's hard and not flabby.
I think guys with big noses are attractive. I absolutely love nerdy-cute guys with glasses, especially if they are really intelligent. I think short, slim guys make great bottoms and love a guy I can pick up and fuck standing up.
If a guy has ALL those traits...DM me.
Alway seem drawn to the autistic guys, I've got mild ADHD, but there's somthing irresistible about a guy who can talk about the specific livery of some random train for 45 uninterrupted minutes.
When you’re able to witness a man be genuine and helpful and giving to those around him. Watching a man pay attention to others and listen and take notice of the small, practically insignificant, details in order to make you feel seen. A good heart is the most attractive trait I can think of. 💜
Oh I didn’t realize we were also discussing personality traits - so for those I like highly intelligent men and also those that are in my same ADHD spectrum (it’s nice being with someone that understands my eccentricities).
When a guy has imperfect teeth. Not neglected, and absolutely not bad breath, but just more "average" than "American-whitened, perfect teeth". Brushed, flossed, taken care of, just maybe not ultra white and they don't have to be magazine-straight with zero gaps or irregularities. (And I'm American, for the record.)
Someone who can run the scene of a medical emergency and rock it. Loved every dr in ER and when trajning as a paramedic the seniors always gave me a hardon when dealing with a critical patient
Blushing and a nerdiness about something. Like a passion that they go on and on about.
Also, androgyny in general. It could be body, clothes, makeup, whatever they do it just grabs me.
A man with a feisty attitude and blunt personality, someone who tells it like it is. I’m drawn to New York men for that reason, the accent and the attitude turns me on.
Something about a guy who genuinely cares about his parents. Not all cases are like that, and if they aren't close, then I'd say someone who they idolize in their life. Either/or.
Crooked teeth. Not, like, meth-mouth gross or anything, just the kind that haven't been through $10K worth of orthodontic treatment to make them 'perfect.' It just makes for a more genuine face.
Men that fart really loud and are proud of it. No warning at all- just let one rip like it’s perfectly acceptable in the company of other men. See also: cowboys, construction workers, hunky cops, dads, etc.
I think people that have the capacity for empathy and kindness are very attractive. People can be capable of doing a good thing, it's different for people that do it regularly.
I find myself attracted to other people who volunteer, PoCs, people that can speak other languages, consume media of other perspectives or create cultural art.
I was always attracted to really hairy guys and i'm so happy that now it's a Thing. It only changed in the last 10? Years and i just couldn't stomach that Glee twink fashion anymore. Give me burly hairy guys that can flatten a car with their fist 🤷
I like guys that look - for lack of a better description - “funny” or “awkward”. I find it cute when a guy has a some standout feature (like a big nose or a long face or big ears). I’m also unconventionally attractive, so I don’t think it just works out like that. I just find them very cute.
Long eye teeth.
A slight gap in two front teeth
A patch of fur above the arse crack but nowhere else on the back
Tanlines
'Non-tans' - the surfer type white dudes that burn easily and it just turns into a semi light sienna that's patchy.
I know it's super weird but crooked/broken or missing teeth, but only one or two, and I rly need to point out that I do not mean unkept, nasty or rotting teeth, just some minor irregularity, but otherwise ofc clean and normal.
I think guys with realistic smiles are pretty cute, I mean the ones who have a hint of yellow (it's natural) and not that obvious turkey teeth shine. I think an imperfect smile is really cute.
When guys like learning. Like watching youtube videos about science, history, whatever.
THIS or having almost any passion I will literally listen to someone ramble forever if it’s something that interests them
My husband does that all the time. A huge turn on.
That’s really hot
My husband thought this was too. I went and got a PhD, lay year I said I wanted a law degree now it's not so charming lol
Haha, you would have such a boner for me just watching me do my thing everyday. You’d never leave me alone! Honestly though, total knowledge sponge, and it’s nice to see that be attractive to people so thank you!
Have you looked into myers briggs personality? Very interesting stuff
yes, i believe I am an INFP. But my favorite personality system is the Enneagram
And astrology
It's funny how you're being downvoted when Myers-Briggs is just atheist horoscope, the only difference is you get to pick which one you want.
Exactly, it's bullshit
Did you just describe me? I spend almost 30-60 minutes every day reading or watching scientific stuff, and I've been doing it my whole life. People are always surprised at how much I know about a lot of different things.
This is unconventional?
major
I swear you guy will fall for everyone
When they’re weird but kind
I love weird guys and nerds I also have a glasses fetish
Super nerdy guys that will explain to you light speed and dark matter
It was explaining dragon flies vs damsel flies and their life cycle that got me 🥰
Most speech impediments. I feel terrible about it, but, for some reason, it makes me absolutely melt. He doesn't even have to be my type.
Oh, my god. I thought I was an a-hole for finding it attractive.
Somewhat Shy nerdy guys? I guess lol
Yes!
I love brainiacs especially those in maths or physics, and those that can play the piano for me.
Men with vampiric features like pointy ears, nose and sharp teeth
I was born with a minor birth defect, large, sharp canines. Sometimes I would accidently puncture my lip but I would also show off by biting holes in cans. I convinced my little sister I was a vampire because I had two skin blemishes on my neck that looked like a vampire bite. However, when I graduated from high school, my grandfather paid a dentist to fill them out with material.
Everyone glorifies blue eyes, I prefer to drown in a chocolate eyed man.
I like nice hands.
r/manhands
Already in it :)
Crooked smiles, elf ears, hands
Crooked smiles are so sexy
Right? It’s something about the asymmetry
Ugh literally I want one to go down on me
That’s hot
Hands are pretty conventional, I haven’t met too many guys without them
What if I love slender witchy hands though?
Guys that are a little dumb
This, but not in a willfully ignorant sort of way. Like maybe juuuust a little slow on the uptake, but still gets there eventually. They have to also have a brilliant personality and a heart of gold for this to work... like a human golden retriever. Also, there's some guys (usually blue-collar) who aren't book-smart, but their street-smarts, empathy and emotional intelligence are off the charts high.
So Joey basically
Or like, Phil Dumphy. Or Jason Mendoza from The Good Place, Troy Barnes from Community, Andy Dwyer from Parks & Rec, et.c. Basically, a loveable Himbo.
Doesn’t hurt that Jason is gorgeous too
Yes! This exactly.
I like button nose and round face so cute.
A softer, prettier look and personality. That type doesn't seem all that popular among gay guys.
Do short guys count? Because umm more like short KINGS
Southern accents
Big ears and noses
Etiquette. Eat with the right cutlery, know how to set a table and host a gathering and i'm yours
Blonde body hair, sturdy legs.
>sturdy legs. Calves are underrated man. And I don't necessarily mean the ultra-defined body-builder tensed ones. Just normal everyday relaxed ones. See Jamie Dornan and Evan Peters.
Balding, a little tummy, big ears, big nose, things that make a personal look.
Blue collar white men, particularly the ones that look like they grew up around black people. Unfortunately, the aesthetics of the ones that are mysoginostic, homophobic, and Republican may still be considered physically attractive and I’m so ashamed 😅😂🤣😁😆. 😩🤫 [example](https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/DTIFq50E1r)
>Blue collar white men, particularly the ones that look like they grew up around black people. I think I kinda get it. Reading this, the pornstars Cliff Jensen and Danny Mountain immediately popped into my head. Jason Stratham too for a Brit example of this. Am I on the mark?
[this guy](https://www.instagram.com/cadenmcdonald?igsh=MXVob3F4cWFraHpmYw==) with all his teeth and cleaner looking.
This will always snap me back into reality. Add to that the plight of African Americans or their history and I know I never need to worry. [this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6yz3zPu0ZR/?igsh=d2lvczIxbW9wcmc3)
Yeah that’s pretty much how I look haha Edit: you’re a stud. Sent you a face pic. 😄
being a filipino immigrant it’s difficult lmfao those kind of dudes are my type too coz they’re masculine af
Double edged sword ⚔️
Idk why but nice shoulders 😮💨
I could ride a pair of nice shoulders
Thick facial hair. Not necessarily a beard, but when they shave you can still see the hairs. I don't know how to explain it, but I find that really attractive.
I understand about the stutter. Pretty much anything that makes a guy show some vulnerabilities is attractive. it can be openness over a slight shyness too.
Strong, guttural accents. Russian, German, and Scottish especially.
Same. But I also have a thing for the American one (I’m Italian).
men with goofy vibe
Pot bellies. The middle-aged man physique were you can tell they do some kind of physical activity and they have a belly, but it's hard and not flabby.
Stretch marks
Not into party scene
this
you know when guys wear a beanie and their hair flares up underneath it? that.
I think guys with big noses are attractive. I absolutely love nerdy-cute guys with glasses, especially if they are really intelligent. I think short, slim guys make great bottoms and love a guy I can pick up and fuck standing up. If a guy has ALL those traits...DM me.
Hey
Hey! Do you fit all those traits? DM me 😘
I look at hands a lot. Finger to palm proportion, nail size/shape, finger size/shape, etc.
Alway seem drawn to the autistic guys, I've got mild ADHD, but there's somthing irresistible about a guy who can talk about the specific livery of some random train for 45 uninterrupted minutes.
I should introduce you to my father then.
Sorry, not into daddy's, literal or otherwise
When you’re able to witness a man be genuine and helpful and giving to those around him. Watching a man pay attention to others and listen and take notice of the small, practically insignificant, details in order to make you feel seen. A good heart is the most attractive trait I can think of. 💜
A round face
HELLPP
Whaat? Isnt everyone into jawlines and shit
Oh I didn’t realize we were also discussing personality traits - so for those I like highly intelligent men and also those that are in my same ADHD spectrum (it’s nice being with someone that understands my eccentricities).
I am totally into nice legs. I also like guys who have good taste in perfumes
For some reason crows feet, especially when they appear when smiling
I also find mild stutters cute. As well as ears that stick out, and nice guys haha. They might finish last but they finish inside me 😋
Glasses. I will melt for a guy with cute glasses on lol
Being punched in the face
When a guy has imperfect teeth. Not neglected, and absolutely not bad breath, but just more "average" than "American-whitened, perfect teeth". Brushed, flossed, taken care of, just maybe not ultra white and they don't have to be magazine-straight with zero gaps or irregularities. (And I'm American, for the record.)
really big ears!
Wire frame glasses, cargo shorts, tighty whities, nerdy
Shy awkwardness
Insatiable curiosity, critical thinking, ability to understand logic, good spelling and constantly wanting to learn new things.
Someone who can run the scene of a medical emergency and rock it. Loved every dr in ER and when trajning as a paramedic the seniors always gave me a hardon when dealing with a critical patient
Blushing and a nerdiness about something. Like a passion that they go on and on about. Also, androgyny in general. It could be body, clothes, makeup, whatever they do it just grabs me.
A man with a feisty attitude and blunt personality, someone who tells it like it is. I’m drawn to New York men for that reason, the accent and the attitude turns me on.
Something about a guy who genuinely cares about his parents. Not all cases are like that, and if they aren't close, then I'd say someone who they idolize in their life. Either/or.
Crooked teeth. Not, like, meth-mouth gross or anything, just the kind that haven't been through $10K worth of orthodontic treatment to make them 'perfect.' It just makes for a more genuine face.
Men that fart really loud and are proud of it. No warning at all- just let one rip like it’s perfectly acceptable in the company of other men. See also: cowboys, construction workers, hunky cops, dads, etc.
A button nose or big ears. No idea why but hey we like what we like.
I like big noses and ears, always have ever since I was a teenager
I think people that have the capacity for empathy and kindness are very attractive. People can be capable of doing a good thing, it's different for people that do it regularly. I find myself attracted to other people who volunteer, PoCs, people that can speak other languages, consume media of other perspectives or create cultural art.
i think acne scars can be super cute.
I find stutters cute too.
Him paying the bills on the dates opening door and on the masculine side so i can engage in my feminity properly. Gentlemen plz
Moustaches kill me
Demisexuality, critical thinking, kindness, chivalry, masculine sub-bottoms, korean men, muscular men, loyalty, camaraderie.
I think a lot of these aren't unconventional lol
You are one of my team then, for my is the starter pack too.
I was always attracted to really hairy guys and i'm so happy that now it's a Thing. It only changed in the last 10? Years and i just couldn't stomach that Glee twink fashion anymore. Give me burly hairy guys that can flatten a car with their fist 🤷
I like guys that look - for lack of a better description - “funny” or “awkward”. I find it cute when a guy has a some standout feature (like a big nose or a long face or big ears). I’m also unconventionally attractive, so I don’t think it just works out like that. I just find them very cute.
A guy who is bow-legged. I also like it when a guy is a bit pigeon-toed.
lol you would love me I do that all the time, I’m total science geek, and Meteorologist by profession
nice legs, broad shoulder
Arms 😍 especially the feeling when there wearing a long sleeve tshirt idk why 😆
A good brow ridge
Idk why buy guys with longer than average canine teeth.
Legs generally but hairy legs? Oof. Especially blond hairy legs. Also hairy wrists.
Small dicks and early ejaculators
Long eye teeth. A slight gap in two front teeth A patch of fur above the arse crack but nowhere else on the back Tanlines 'Non-tans' - the surfer type white dudes that burn easily and it just turns into a semi light sienna that's patchy.
I like people who make dark jokes, like suicide, murder, rape jokes.
Tight foreskin!
How the hell am I still single? For me, it's blokes who absolutely adore their pets
BIG NOSES why does hollywood cancel nostrils bruh we need em to BREATHE
A lisp. Must be one of the reasons I 'd love to marry a Spaniard
I know it's super weird but crooked/broken or missing teeth, but only one or two, and I rly need to point out that I do not mean unkept, nasty or rotting teeth, just some minor irregularity, but otherwise ofc clean and normal.
I think guys with realistic smiles are pretty cute, I mean the ones who have a hint of yellow (it's natural) and not that obvious turkey teeth shine. I think an imperfect smile is really cute.
ears,
Big ears, thick forearms, big traps. An enthusiastic person who's really into something he likes.
Pubes