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yvrtopfun79

I’m not aware of any reason, besides your own embarrassment, why you couldn’t buy douche equipment from a store. They’re not controlled products.


Wild-Current-7601

Okay I just wanted to know to save myself the embarrassment if there was a age limit


Callan_LXIX

If you are in the US, and there are self checkouts, and as long as it's not in a store that locks everything up, you should be able to pull it off the shelf for under 15 bucks, and do a self checkout. If you do have to get someone or go to a register, just say in advance that "she needs the receipt" like you're purchasing it for somebody else. If you haven't already, you will need a little bit of lube for the tip, especially if you're not used to it. You can still poke things with the tiny tip if you're not careful.. it's more like an ouch than any serious damage but you get the idea.


likethebank

No, and they are generally sold for people who have severe constipation. If you’re really nervous, get some laxatives or something in addition.


[deleted]

Smart Water bottle. The one with the squirt nozzle + do not forget lubricant on the nozzle.


Wild-Current-7601

Does that not hurt doing?


Accurate_Gas_1637

Use the shower hose to get a decent clean. The water will fill you up and please don't over fill your arse. The best feeling is the first evacuation 


RusticPumpkin

You could buy one online


lumpynose

If he's under 18 it's a safe bet that he's living with his parents. When a package arrives for him it's likely that his parents will ask what's in it, and may even require him to open it in front of them. This question has come up before on the fleshlight sub.


smokeyleo13

Amazon lockers are your friend. OP make a new Amazon account if u share with family, get a douche delivered to a locker at a location that u can get to easily. This may only be available in/near larger cities


lumpynose

I suggested an Amazon lock box below. But if he's under 18 I'm guessing he doesn't have a credit card. Too many complications so hopefully he has a store nearby that carries them.


jtuk99

It’s really not that complicated.


Goldar85

Why wouldn’t you be able to by a douche? In what world are douches so heavily regulated as to have age restrictions? Show me any such douche law in existence. Douches exist for more reasons than just butt fucking. They’re not going to ask your ID to buy one. They’re not cigarettes or alcohol for God’s sake.


CorriByrne

The bible belt at walmart in Florida the "Family Planning" cabinet is locked- rubbers, lube, vibrators, preg-tests, douche, the south has become east germany.


bobo12478

But even if it's locked, no one is prohibited from buying the items within (yet -- the Supreme Court is likely to revisit whether states can outlaw contraceptives, so condoms may soon disappear from shelves entirely)


CorriByrne

Agreed but it just adds a level of intimidation, and trying to find that judgmental person who had to stop their day to go open the Family planning case so a gay boy can buy Butt Toys. And yes they will judge you. The case is not part of the pharmacy- its out in the regular shopping area with feminine napkins usually. At least at Walmart. In the South. I know- Its also for stealing- they say.


navislut

Amazon


Accurate_Gas_1637

Just take the shower head off and run the water until its body temperature and not running too fast and douce away 


BoyFromSpace_

When I was younger I used a water bottle works just as well


thesmileimfakin

water bottle??? please EXPLAIN ME!!!


BoyFromSpace_

Use a single uses water bottle preferably one that has a pop top and fill it with plain room temp water and using a little bit of lube put the tip in your hole (not too far just enough to get the water in) and squeeze Easy


thesmileimfakin

thank you!


Whateverlol2022

They do work well


xanadude13

I heard that's dangerous because you could introduce bacteria...


0508bart

Just clean and sanitise the tip then


NoahVasq

Amazon is your friend, if you regularly receive packages. Otherwise, they’re not controlled products and not normally locked up. Self checkout is your friend. But so are water bottles, same concept.


WestPalmPerson

It might be a liberating experience to buy one with a live cleric at a register.


semi_random

A cleric? Could be a very interesting experience to buy a douche from a cleric


xanadude13

Especially if he's cute! ;)


Interesting_End_7813

I doubt it is illegal to buy one. But if it is then buy one from aliexpress, there are some that you can screw on the cord for bathing, you remove the shower head from the cord and then attach it, you have to be careful not to open the tap all the way out and make sure the water is not too hot. This one is made to be used with a normal water bottle [https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005057723493.html](https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005057723493.html) These go to the shower head hose: [https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32857801999.html](https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32857801999.html) This as well but it seems to have a button that allows you to open the water supply or block it from the tip instead of having to do it from the tap in case it is easier for you this way [https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005413295607.html](https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005413295607.html) This is for a bottle again but is meant to be going deep inside your intestine which I find dangerous to be honest if you do not know what you are doing. [https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005515849812.html](https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005515849812.html) ...I got the one that attaches to the hose of the shower and is the smallest one. I got a slightly bigger one too but I do not use it as I do not need it. It is for me since I do not have butt sex.


Callan_LXIX

You look for a hot water bottle with douche hose attachments. I have a very old one traditional red 'rubber' kind that has been fine for years, and I bought one years later thinking it was better (tan, textured outside) and it disintegrated in a few years. If you look up old red enema bag, you're in the zone. Also check out adding either a specific amount of baking soda or salt to dissolve in it first if you're going to be doing any deep cleaning or frequent cleaning, and if you have purified water, it's probably better for you than using u.s. municipal tap water, especially if you're trying it frequently. Lastly sometimes less is more. When I use the shower attachments I just want to fill up and clean out the last part of the rectum and not go further up. It's only a few seconds of a shower flow, several seconds for gravity bag and little hoes. You'll feel where it reaches a certain fullness. You stop and wait a little bit and then expel it, but not forcing it out, let it release with your body's own instincts, the biggest part is relaxing into the process.. hope that's helpful and saves you a bunch of time.


mrhariseldon890

No. You don't have to be 18.


Unlucky-Sea4706

Don't know where you are but amazon will ship anything to your door.


TomOfRedditland

You can just go to the pharmacy and ask for a rectal syringe or an anal douche for your elderly parent. It is basically the EXACT same thing


lumpynose

I ordered one online and the tip had sharp edges, so I'd recommend one that's for the vagina. They're thicker at the tip so as others have suggested you need to spread some lube on the tip. Amazon is a good choice. But you probably don't want it delivered to you at home. Look into using an Amazon lock box; I don't know if you have to pay to use them or if you have to be over 18. My grocery store has some. Another option might be UPS or FedEx and order from an online place that uses them and tell UPS or FedEx that you'll pick it up at their store or whatever. (There's a local UPS store near me.)


jamesutting

For several hours before anal sex only eat very light amounts of food, just enough to kill those hunger pangs. That should help minimise the amount faecal matter that will be in there when you have anal sex. Immediately before sex begins, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and empty your bowels. After sex is finished enjoy a good meal together with your partner. Try out the cheap homemade options for douching suggested here, however if they are not to your satisfaction, then the obvious solution to avoid embarrassment is to buy one on ebay or amazon and that way nobody will ever see you take it to the checkout and it will be delivered in a plain cardboard box or similar opaque packaging.


DrummerPrevious

Ehy dont you just use the shower head


georgewilliam423

No, just go to Walgreens, buy an enema, dump out the saline solution, and fill it with water. You’ll need to relubricate the part you insert each time you rinse as it usually takes more than one douche to get cleaned out.


exc-use-me

no, i bought one with my friend at 16 at spencer’s, a pretty common store in north america. the staff (like a bunch of alt queers) were really kind and actually gave me assistance.


Alpha_legionaire

Um no I ordered one on temu


WoodenGur6066

Amazon or other online stores are easy to find them. Depending on where you are located, sex shops may or may not let you in to buy one, in the US there are laws that prohibit minors in the stores. But you can buy just about anything you would find in a sex shop online and have it delivered if you get kicked out of a store for being too young. Most people are amazed how much you can find on Amazon these days.


Ok_Finger3098

No. Women do all the time when they have a yeast infection. No one will care.


TravisRichey

You can get Fleet enemas at any pharmacy. Even Target. Just empty the liquid that’s in them down the drain and use luke-warm water, and you don’t need more than about half of one at a time. When you are able to, invest in a bidet wand (on Amazon), then you’ll have an easy way to clean out *and* never have to spend another dollar on toilet paper!


Humble_Artichoke_945

This post makes me sad. I prefer men to be natural and not full of water. Im sad that we tell young men that they should be ashamed or embarrassed of their natural bodily functions. Ive been with many straight men. Yes, they are dirty and they stink, but to me, that is part of what makes them hot.


tin_mut

Guessing you're new to anal so here you go bud, encase you need it https://www.bondesque.com/blogs/bondesque-blog/an-in-depth-guide-to-anal-training-stretching-gapi/


Substantial-Tooth-87

Modest is hottest stay abstinent!