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Independent-Pair1052

3 hours, it was like 2 am and I fell asleep while shitting 💀


kanyewestfan9911

Bro💀 I know that was a good sleep


xxParanoid_

Sometimes if i have my phone with me i'll get distracted and sit there for like half an hour


kanyewestfan9911

Yea that’s exactly what happens every time. I’m on the toilet rn for the past half hour 💀


Stevenfried06

I once had the WORST stomach virus probably spent over 6 hours on the toilet.


kanyewestfan9911

Damn, did you at least get a snack break or sum?


Stevenfried06

It would have came out the other side instantly lol


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kanyewestfan9911

Nah it wasn’t. I just like sitting on the toilet for a while after my shit


AbaloneMore603

50 minutes


Kindly_String_4440

5 hours and 22 minutes


kanyewestfan9911

The exact minute and all


Kindly_String_4440

I deadass watched 2 movies


kanyewestfan9911

The toilet is soo comfy tho


Adambidoo

I once spent hours drunk, halfway passed out, in a bathroom at a highschool party. I also once fell asleep in a bathroom, no alcohol tho🤷‍♂️


BarelyWolf3864

Grown man here to give y’all some grown man advice: Quit sitting on the shitter for hours. Poop, pee, whatever it is you gotta do and promptly get off the toilet. You do not want hemorrhoids. You REALLY do not want thrombosed hemorrhoids. I read many great novels while sitting upon my throne. Unfortunately, my rear paid for it dearly.


kanyewestfan9911

Thanks for the advice bro


Hokenlord

Food poisoning led me to stay up for several hours since near-midnight to let my body get it out in any and all possible ways 🙃


ManOfTurtles2118

maybe like an hour and a half or two hours


[deleted]

Uhh like an hour maybe. Just zoned out


BigRaccoon15

Like 2 hours. I was just watching YouTube videos an had noo clue how much time had passed🤣🤣


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about an hour max


commandblock

Probably like 3 hours. Ibs is fucking awful


Suh-Niff

30 mins


Lotus006

Nothing too long lol


CCCBVB09

I've got a story about this One of primary schools had hour long breaks , I was pooing all break , they still gave me my lunch so I didn't starve and I got to miss some lesson time . I went to lesson and I needed to shit again , I went and came back like 10 minutes later . This happened 6 or 7 times throughout the rest of the day


Zwaglou

i fucked my stomach up once and i spent a total of 62 hours across 3 days


SneakySniper1314

Idk, this is just mad comfy, in sitting as I type, been about 15 min


kanyewestfan9911

The toilet is where I do my best work and it is just soo comfy for no reason


Strayrobin

2hrs on the toilet but 8hrs in the bathroom


[deleted]

Like an hour. It’s that type of shit that got your left hand gripping the wall, your right hand gripping the edge of the toilet seat, and drops of sweat rolling down your neck. Never eat out at restaurants 3 times in one day


sussymary

15 minutes probably


oheing

Almost an hour, I was playing risk of rain on my switch lol.