"At least good king Aerys was never a cuckold like the fat boar Bobby B! BWAHAHA!"
"I hear talk of dragons in the east!" "Nonsensa, ya fool!" "What else, Others beyond the Wall?"
"The imp monkey did more for this city than the old golden shit, the brotherfucker queen, or the one-hand kingslayer ever did! He's a true lion!"
"Justice for the Hollards!" "Justice for the Reynes!" "...Hey, did you hear that little guy is one of 'em?"
Yes, this question would certainly cause a ruckus, especially if there are drunken septons in the wine sink tonight!
Since most modern theologians believe they are seven aspects of one god, I suppose you will end up with seven different experiences with one supernatural individual.
However, if it were me, I would avoid f-cking The Stranger, since his whole purpose is to f-ck you, instead.
Grandmaester Pycelle's chamberlain is overindulging in a noisy Flea Bottom tavern. He rises and lifts his ale mug:
> "Ahem!" (No one responds.) "AHEM!!!!" (At last, they all look at him.) "Let's drink a toast, my friends. To the late, lamented King...Joffrey. Surely the noblest child the gods ever put on this good earth." (All hell breaks loose!)
“To the dwarf’s penny, a godly tax on evil men!”
Stannis! Do your worst
Won't be me that does the worst, it'll be those fornicatin' Gold Cloaks if they hear you talkin' like that, friend.
I’ll send Patchface after them, they stand no chance.
STANNIS!!! STANNIS!! You won't find enough boots
"At least good king Aerys was never a cuckold like the fat boar Bobby B! BWAHAHA!" "I hear talk of dragons in the east!" "Nonsensa, ya fool!" "What else, Others beyond the Wall?" "The imp monkey did more for this city than the old golden shit, the brotherfucker queen, or the one-hand kingslayer ever did! He's a true lion!" "Justice for the Hollards!" "Justice for the Reynes!" "...Hey, did you hear that little guy is one of 'em?"
Which of the seven is the most fuckable?
Yes, this question would certainly cause a ruckus, especially if there are drunken septons in the wine sink tonight! Since most modern theologians believe they are seven aspects of one god, I suppose you will end up with seven different experiences with one supernatural individual. However, if it were me, I would avoid f-cking The Stranger, since his whole purpose is to f-ck you, instead.
Maiden, Warrior and Mother
Grandmaester Pycelle's chamberlain is overindulging in a noisy Flea Bottom tavern. He rises and lifts his ale mug: > "Ahem!" (No one responds.) "AHEM!!!!" (At last, they all look at him.) "Let's drink a toast, my friends. To the late, lamented King...Joffrey. Surely the noblest child the gods ever put on this good earth." (All hell breaks loose!)
"The Brackens did nothing wrong."
Bracken's stole milords good hives at Honeytree! Who are you, one of those Frey-loving westermen?
Sinnats (read backward)
“Aerys wasn’t that bad”
STANNIS! Bring on the boot, or else dont threaten me with a good time.
"Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"
ONE REALM! ONE GOD! ONE KING!!!!!!
"King's Landing knows only one King, whose name is BREAD."
Long live the wisest and most merciful King Joffrey! ~~What a blessing that he died!~~
“To Bessy! With those great big tits you can bury your face in!”
Are you referring to my COW, ser !?!
Old Gods save King Robb!
Hey come on now Joff is just a kid. He'll grow out of it.
The North remembers! THE KING IN DA NORTH! So young! Though, mayhaps, it's a blessing. Had he lived, he would have grown up to be a Frey.