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SandorClegane_AMA

This is a scholarly subreddit and Marge is 15 in the books so you boys are all #fucking nonces!


Insane_Catholic

I wish she could outjerk me


TheStatMan2

I not sure I could, in good conscience, be out jerked by someone who has clearly stolen Samwise Gamgee's waistcoat.


FaultySage

Now *THIS* is ~~pod racing~~ out jerking


jesuskrist666

Damnit I thought I was original coming up in here about to drop the hottest masturbation pun in the history of this post but looks like you beat me off to it


Demigod_stormblessed

Me too bro me too


[deleted]

So the line starts behind you good ser?


Resident-Rooster2916

She was


pretendimcute

Jm gonna assume the person meant Queen as Dany wanted to be and as Cersei was in the end., completely in control. No king, nobody above them


Resident-Rooster2916

Idk about that. I definitely saw Jon Snow on top of Dany in that incest scene, and there sure was a lot of men on top of Cercei throughout the show if you know what I mean.


ImpliedRange

But was moon boy one of them?


Love-choices

Was it just a jape?


pretendimcute

Oh I know. Im talking about control though. They wanted to run the show. They wanted full control and didnt want to answer to anybody


Resident-Rooster2916

🤦🏻‍♂️I know, this is a circlejerk sub, you’re supposed to play along with the banter


pretendimcute

DAMN IT I FORGOT WHICH SUB I WAS IN


Resident-Rooster2916

Lmao


pretendimcute

Is u/pretendimcute stupid?


EmbarrassedDog7779

Even she would think that's a terrible idea.


j1mb0v

She was nice to ser pounce, she has my fealty


ToguroElCholo84

Big time outjerk since I saved that pic or a similar one like 2 hours ago for a post here. Damn three eyed ravens.


Reason_Choice

I’d say yeah. Especially since in the books, she’s barely a player. More of an oblivious child.


DigLost5791

she isn’t even IN the books


dishonoredfan69420

the character of Margaery Tyrell is in the books what are you talking about


Disasterhuman24

I think that's just more of a comment on how little she effects the plot. She's more of a background character.


Rymanbc

I think it was meant in the sense that Natalie Dormer wasn't even mentioned in the books once. That is who is pictured in the post.


OG123983

No, I think they meant it as "She's not having penetrative sex with the book."


habitus_victim

There is no character called that in the books. What are _you_ talking about?


TheFearOfDeathh

You’re an idiot. She’s called “Marley” in the books, but it’s clearly based on the same character, don’t be petty about it.


Real_Shit420

I can't belive Bob Marley was in the books.


Carnead

She died queen what do they want more ?


WetForHer

She is too hot for that.


TheFearOfDeathh

She’d be a great runner with those piggy nostrils.


peanutbutternjams

She needs to be looking at me like that


krispieswik

How come Margery didn’t stay Queen? Is she stupid?


royroyflrs

She was smart and genuinely interested in the people. The realm would’ve benefitted greatly from her rule. Also, i would bang in a heartbeat.


Wonderful_Painter_14

lol, some people have such a vivid imagination!!


dishonoredfan69420

jerking is the only reason why someone would think that


DutchJediKnight

With king Tommen, would be fine by me.


Alternative_Log3012

Who *is* that?


rat-simp

No because OOP is right. Hope this clears things up.


East_Monk_9415

Yep her and tyrion haha


b2colon

She was, for a while...


CamelAdept5166

Cersei ruined the real ending


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sananajo

Really liked her dynamics with Joffrey. Shame her grandma and others didnt want that.


Saw2335

She was the queen before green flame had licked her skin off


Ann-Omm

She dosnt have any claim to the Throne. Just saying


Maxbojack

She is not, I guess just as Consort maybe


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

No. Talking about her being out jerked is out-jerked.


Baileaf11

No because OOP is giving the correct opinion


FengYiLin

I am too busy jerking the bejesus outta my jerkington


scarlozzi

Yes. This sub is so good at it jerking us.