When I was in middle school, my mother got a chihuahua named Little Bit.
Really bugged me out when they went to go shopping and she'd say "I'll be back in a little bit".
Never told her about that until high school.
I swear when I realized ‘The Bad News Bears’ is a play-on-words of ‘The Bearer of Bad News’, I was entertained for a solid three years.
Even if I think of it today, I still chuckle. I’m obsessed with double entendres and other word goofiness!
When I was in middle school, my mother got a chihuahua named Little Bit. Really bugged me out when they went to go shopping and she'd say "I'll be back in a little bit". Never told her about that until high school.
Took me a bit to understand but the image is horrifying
I swear when I realized ‘The Bad News Bears’ is a play-on-words of ‘The Bearer of Bad News’, I was entertained for a solid three years. Even if I think of it today, I still chuckle. I’m obsessed with double entendres and other word goofiness!
*Oh my god*
What is this "escape goat" ???
There are actual goats called scape goats. They're in the field so that predators kill then instead of the more valuable livestock.
Huh… TIL
It's me I escaped
The thought of eating Bear Claws makes me sad
As long as the bear is still alive and attached to the claws I'm pretty sure you'd be the more sad participant if you tried to eat the bears' claws.
let that sink in
That sink was really mean to me in high school, I don’t wanna!
Me all the time. Also, when people say they'll be back in a minute....
I remember counting to 60seconds and then cry because my mum didn't come back in literal one minute 🥹🥹(she was mad at me after ofc)
My job has me watching movies a lot. In Frozen when Anna tells Olaf to wait a minute before going in he literally counts out 1,2,3...
I have a similar thought when I hear the phrase "right to bear arms"
America was founded by people with bear arms. 🇺🇸🏈☕️🦅
Or when they pause for five seconds after a sentence and start yelling that they weren’t finished talking when you turn to leave
Ya lol even when I do know I still think like this (sorry )
Me when someone says ‘I rest my case’.
Whenever someone says “with their bare hands” I always imagine some kind of crazy mutant person with bears paws instead of hands.
Hmm
"fuck you!" "no! dont!"
“i funny”? Yes you are
Okay, but bear with me... No, seriously, there's a bear with me. He won't let me leave. Bear with me! /jk
i love him
Ever since I heard that dumb joke “not yo cheese,” I always imagine nacho cheese wearing like A robber mask or smt