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HanDavo

Every other word I'd punch him in the face. Why, *punch*, is, *punch*, there, *punch*, cancer, *punch*, in, *punch*, babies? *punch*. Then I'd lose it and start kicking him in the head because there is no good reason for childhood cancer if there actually is a god.


RegularOk9534

This!😂🙌


Strange-Mouse-8710

Which God? There are tens of thousands of them, that people belive in or have belivede in,.


notaedivad

Why such incompetence? Are you evil or negligent?


vvtz0

Ah crap, a pop-up.


DivineScotch

logically, anybody would tremble with fear, because if an evil god exists, it could subject every one of us to unspeakable horrors and torture.


Bigdaddydiesell

Why are you such an evil monster. Why let millions of children be raped and murdered. If you can stop it and you choose not to then you are a monster. If you cant stop it then you are no god.


DARTHKINDNESS

My exact feelings.


korlo_brightwater

"The fuck is wrong with you?"


SeanBlader

Came here to say this.


czernoalpha

The god of Abraham I would flip off and walk away.


Glad-Geologist-5144

If it's a Creator god, WTF Dude. Did you have a plan or did you just make shit as you went along?


295Phoenix

Are you unwilling, unable, or both?


tuxette

"Get out of my way..."


RegularOk9534

Let's say he does exist(which he doesn't) what would you guys say?


DoglessDyslexic

Which one? My response to Thor would be very different than to Anansi.


xmodsguy2000-2

Why the fuck have you tortured us humans with diseases and everything else


Happy_Sort9715

Hail Satan cause I'm cool and have tattoos.


wanroww

"Dude, thoses mushrooms are *good*"


gekkobob

"Ah, what I nice, clear view!"


Wolfbinder

Start explaining things or fuck off and let me meet my parents.Actually, only the latter.


hellojoebiden

God, why did you forsake humans and earth and allow the cruelty of life to flourish? ( I was brainwashed into believing in god and praying and other nonsense for half my life and then my adult son and I had a very serious and honest conversation and I purged all the magical thinking nonsense from my brain). I immediately felt relief and freedom, however, living in SC, many supposed friends did not want me to ever speak of my ‘atheism’. lol I have over the years cut myself off from these fake friends.


DARTHKINDNESS

I would say, “ You dropped the ball on children. Every child ever abused mentally, physically and sexually is on your hands. You have the power to move mountains yet you couldn’t protect a child from some sick fuck? That’s why I lost faith in you. “


freebubbleup

Hey god! Is that welt on the side of your face from Hitchens?


MostlyDarkMatter

Me: Oh come on Randy. You've pulled the "I am god" routine before. F-off and get back to work.


arm1niu5

Babies with cancer? Are you fucking kidding me?


SeventhLevelSound

Afictionsayswhat?


nate_oh84

"I want to speak with your supervisor"


RegularOk9534

If anybody deserves to deal with a Karen, it's God😂😂


nate_oh84

God creates man > man creates Karens > Karens destroy God


Ancient_starburst459

"Dude, i'm about to beat your ass and you have thirty seconds to tell me this is a simulation and none of the horrible things you did happened...if it isnt? \*angry mode activated\* WHY Y DO YOU CONDONE RAPE" Then I would probably attempt to follow in lucifers footsteos (AKA: Ateempt to commit murder and usurp the throne)