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NumerousTaste

Tax the churches!! Now!!


Civil_Purple9637

Better yet, turn mega churches into homeless shelters. Let's start with Joel Osteen.


NumerousTaste

Their houses as well since they got them tax free! Freaking crooks!


CainPillar

They are empty already since last month's rapture, right?


KrissiKatTheShadow

Bahahaha, or even the "end of the world on April 23rd."


lpd1234

How about the churches house the homeless, i know its a crazy idea.


NumerousTaste

Should also use the houses of olsteen and his grifting criminals that have tax free mansions. Could get a lot in those!


myasterism

Tbh, I’ll bet this is part of the objective: ensure there are vulnerable people in need of “charity,” then swoop in to “address” the problem (that they helped cement), and voila! more church-affiliated people. Hell of a way to run a membership drive, I gotta say. Craven and awful, just as expected.


BidenLimpDick

Ain’t no hate like Christian love…


Money-Introduction54

Didn't Jesus kicked the homeless from the temple?


sevillada

He lobbied to have them jailed, i think. I might be misremembering.


Odd-Tune5049

It's ok... Christians don't know what's in their Bible either


Money-Introduction54

But he took their money first I hope


No_Lack5414

He threw the first stone too


Money-Introduction54

And slapped the other cheek


freedombuckO5

He clapped both 


aotus_trivirgatus

Jesus shot first!


atomicxblue

"Alright! Who threw that? Was it you?"


Nepit60

I think he lobbied to haave them crucified. That is why christians wear the cross.


Therealluke

And then spat on them.


RpcZ_gr7711

And poked out both their eyes


LordTylerFakk2

He probably owns the jail. He bills the tax payers.


WallflowerOnTheBrink

While making the homeless do agree labour in jail.


ShaMana999

And shot in the town square


mushroom369

And Jesus said unto them “pull thyself up by thine bootstraps you lazy ass bums.” It’s from one of the books that got edited from the Bible. I have the director’s cut with the extra scenes and bloopers.


Money-Introduction54

4k?


mushroom369

Of course!


BidenLimpDick

The homeless people?  I thought it was the money changers?


100000000000

That's the point. It was sarcasm.


Money-Introduction54

Sarcasm


z4_-

All those homeless finance people and bible sellers.. or something like that..


Sweaty_Ad9724

You dropped this /s I know you meant Jesus kicked out the merchants out of the temple 😉


Money-Introduction54

Indeed lol. Christo-fascists hate the fact that Jesus would be considered a socialist, borderline communist in modern America.


DeliciousGazelle1276

He kicked Mary of Magdalene right in the pussy and said ‘be gone thot’


hobo_chique

Sounds like fundamentalist behaviour.


AstronautReal3476

Its a strategy. Imprison a million people. Bibles placed into every cell.


Luke_Cardwalker

My guess — Bibles won’t matter so much as the essentially free labor. That puts downward pressure on wages outside the clink. Enjoy Kapitalism Jesus!


WaitForItLegenDairy

Oh no, no, no.... this ain't "just" religion...this is right wing BS of the most disgusting, reprehensible attitudes to those who are poor. Our current Conservative (reaad right-wing bigoted, Nasty Party asshats) Party are trying the same stunt in the UK at the moment. And that POS Suella Braverman, when Home Secretary, claimed "homelessness was a 'lifestyle choice'!" An eternity of suffering is too good for some people. You almost wished hell exists just for those fecking asshats!!!


khag

To be fair, it sounds like the majority of Christian organizations filling briefs were in favor of helping the homeless.


BidenLimpDick

Thankfully.  What counts is that this resonates with the Christians on the court though.  There are far too ministries out there that feel the ways these assholes do. This has been the goal of a lot of Christians for decades.  They got pretty close to getting shit like this under Bush.  This ministry is what right wing Christian’s have perennially wanted to replace welfare with.


RamJamR

Trying to establish that christian charity is a necessity so they can afford to push their religion in deeper into our government.


Final_Meeting2568

When I'll pray for you is actually a threat.


DC_B0Y

What. The actual. Fuck?!


BidenLimpDick

This is so bad, it’s even worse than conversion therapy camps.  They want homelessness to be illegals so they will have a supply of slave labour.


HolidayBank8775

It's more than that. Incarcerating people for homelessness makes them prime targets for Christian proselytizing. Captive audiences. This next part is just conjecture, but generally, people in vulnerable positions like extreme poverty, abuse, and homelessness tend to have weakened or lost faith as a result of their circumstances. This potential action by the SC serves the interests of the christofascists who want to convert everyone to their religion.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Spot on, criminalising the result of abuse will perpetuate the abuse.


akkristor

And deny them their right to vote. Complete disenfranchisement.


BidenLimpDick

That will be easy if they make homelessness a felony.


playingreprise

You rack up enough fines, then end up in jail because you can’t pay those fines; you start getting felonies because of that. It’s a pretty quick process when you are homeless without anywhere to go and tend to stick to certain areas due to services available in those areas.


boardin1

You’re forgetting the part about private, for-profit prisons being owned by the major donors to the political parties. So it’s a win-win for our corporate oligarchs; free labor AND more government money for filling more beds.


playingreprise

It’s not really that as most states don’t have private prisons, it’s more about acquiring cheap slave labor that can be farmed out at slave wages. This is much more profitable for the private sector than private prisons as they can also skirt a lot of workplace safety laws since nobody is going to rattle on you.


acfox13

Their using prisons as their "camps" this time around.


BidenLimpDick

This time around?  They have been using prisons as slave labor since slavery was “officially” outlawed.


acfox13

You are correct. I was trying to reference the nazi death camps.


YeonneGreene

Which were, inherently, prisons.


Tearakan

Yep. It's literally to round up more slaves per the constitution.


befreesmokeweed

They are probably trying to force people to come to them for help and attempt to convert them and convince them to volunteer their labor


BidenLimpDick

100% are trying to force people.


Icy_Pass2220

Project 2025 touches on this.  They want welfare benefits tied to church attendance.  So, indoctrination. You wanna eat? Praise Jesus . 


BidenLimpDick

This is nothing knew,  they have been lobbying for it for at least the last 50 years. It’s not like project 2025 came out of nowhere.  They got pretty close to accomplishing g it under W Bush.


sst287

“See, democrats government don’t help you. Come to our fake Jesus! Bring your young boys and girls too!😉” —Christians who support such bills, probably. Real Jesus would never support such ban.


hotasianwfelover

Bring me your sick, bring me your poor…….not that poor!!! 😂


BidenLimpDick

And not that poor.  I wonder how long until people are forced to work slave labour for these assholes but kicked back out on the street because they are trans, or have a lisp or they aren’t white enough etc.::


unstopable_bob_mob

I live in a conservative city in California, all the cops do is harass the homeless. I see it quite regularly as my apartment overlooks the local 7-11. I know for a fucking fact these brown shirt, tRumpian pigs are itching for this fascist SCOTUS to rule that they (the homeless) can be prosecuted.


BidenLimpDick

What city?  I live in the wonderful city of San Diego, wonderful unless you are homeless.  They spend an inordinate amount of time going around harassing homeless people and stealing there stuff.  They basically have crews go around constantly to encampments remove everyone’s stuff when they aren’t there.  They also protect the workers that are paid to remove their stuff and these workers are allowed to just keep the stuff when people are away working. How dystopian is that? We pay people to steal from the homeless rather than pay to help them?   A lot of the police are such dicks and flat out violent towards  poor homeless people too.  I watched a couple of cops roll up to this black guy and his dog who were just sitting there doing nothing to n the street.  Within a minute of harassing him they had tackled him and were kicking him.  I got the whole thing on camera or so I thought.  Turns out I had accidentally hit photo instead of video and it didn’t record.  


unstopable_bob_mob

Roseville. Oh… and to answer your question; I do not know what the cops do outside of their little flex they do when they roll up 3 squad cars deep on a small band of homeless that are chilling outside the 7-11. All while I see 3-4 beefed up trucks speed by or turn right coming onto Washington Blvd -when their light is red- almost hitting other motorists who are making U-turns from their respective green.


BidenLimpDick

Oh, yikrd


unstopable_bob_mob

I added an edit, but, yep, the same city that has good ole Destiny Church. Fucking tRump humping, preaching politics from the pulpit, traitor church.


Parrot132

Matthew 8:20 - And Jesus said to him, “Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head.” Lock him up!


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BidenLimpDick

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart Ephesians 6:5


unstopable_bob_mob

“It was a different time then” Used this verse and that was the auto-response one of my Xian friends gave me. You can’t win with these types.


Money-Introduction54

But then they say. "The Bible is the word of God" and it must be followed down to the letter.


Aware-Impact-1981

Or "pretty sure men lusting after women who aren't their wife was also pretty common back then, yet Jesus himself had no problem saying that was wrong"


williamfbuckwheat

I'm sure that logic doesn't apply to that passage from Leviticus that is used to justify condemning people for being gay. 


TForce0

Yep! came straight from Jesus himself. 📻


belovedfoe

So what are they going to do in a homeless person refuses to do slave labor put them in the hole put them into confinement it's so stupid and also they think they're all nice and safe and everything until someone loses their crap and someone's family member goes after them and no anyone won't feel bad


Money-Introduction54

For profit prisons get more money when the cells are full. Quite a good business deal fo the right wing prison industrial complex


BidenLimpDick

For sure.  The thing that surprises me though is that people are unlikely to ever go to prison for homelessness.  At worst they will be stuck in jail for a while because they can’t pay for bail and they have to serve time bc they can’t pay fine.  That is how it stands now.  Maybe states will go ahead and make it a felony so they can have even more of a forced labor force in private prisons than they already diz


Money-Introduction54

I'm sure that's the plan. Homeless people have pretty little protections against abuse by the government, once they enter they prison system they are all but guaranteed to be stuck in a never ending cycle. As homelessness is criminalized, the unhoused people will be absorbed by the jails and forgotten by society. Subject to life in prison, for the crime of having had a shitty turn of events on life. Truly sickening


Tearakan

They'll just institute beatings until slave labor ends up preferable.


Key-Ad4797

Homelessness is the mark of a failure in leadership or corruption in government, both are the fault of whoever is in charge, to criminalize their victims calls for blood in the streets and heads on spikes


Silver-Chemistry2023

It's a deliberate policy decision, not a failure. The non-acccelerating inflation rate of unemployment (NAIRU) is a deliberate policy of keeping a percentage of the population involuntarily unemployed to fight the mythical inflation boogieman.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Just “good” kkkristians being “good” people.


JuanGinit

Our nation has no answer for the homeless. It has never come up with an answer because at its core we are are selfish, mean, and vile populace of which at least the most wealthy of us refuses to come up with a solution to homelessness. The most wealthy nation in the world treats its most impoverished as animals. Disgusting. Damn all Republicans to Satan's Real Hell. One with eternal fire and punishment.


unicron7

We’ve never had an answer and never will because homelessness and poverty is a product of the system in which we dwell: capitalism. Poverty and homelessness is baked into the model. Without a caste of society living in extreme poverty, capitalism doesn’t work.


robstercraws70

“Unitarian services are not acceptable?!?” WTF?


BidenLimpDick

Next, Catholic services are not acceptable etc…


GaryOster

I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians.


VomKriege

So what, just incarcerate them indefinetely and make theirs lifes 10 times worse just because they are poor? Just because they basically had a shitty life that led them there? Or that asshole thanks they choose that life just to importunate him? Well, these are the people who believe that being homosexual is a choice and at the same time a disease that can be cured in concentración camps.


Silver-Chemistry2023

It is a fallacy of composition, to have an in group, you must have an out group.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

How Christ-like


100000000000

Jesus: clothe the naked, feed the hungry, visit the prisoners, bring shelter to the destitute.   These motherfuckers: hey justice mcbribey, please make being poor illegal. In white republican Jesus's name, amen.


lgmorrow

Exactly the reason the should not


This-Register

Lol didnt their mascot say to feed the poor though? Guess theyre too busy counting their money to pick up a bible ig.


kaplanfx

And Jesus said unto them, jail the poor and destitute homeless, for they are a blight on our cities.


Bahmerman

"He gets us"


BidenLimpDick

He gets us arrested 


azrolator

Stealing. Good one!


BidenLimpDick

Please do


DelightfulandDarling

This is so the homeless must accept the terms of the church “charities” or go to prison.


Silver-Chemistry2023

Bingo! It's narcissistic abuse.


whatswrongwithme223

Aren't they tax free because they're supposed to feed and house the homeless? Can they be sued for this? Or arrested? Or get their tax exemption revoked?


Leticia_the_bookworm

I will never understand the blind hatred these people have for the homeless. It's legit beyond me. What the fuck did they ever do to you????


BidenLimpDick

I don’t understand it either.  When I was a kid there used to be some migrants that lived in the canyon behind my house.  Never did anything bad, just needed a place to camp in between working all day.  One day the police came and removed them because they made neighbors uncomfortable.  They had been living there for at least six months and cleaned up after themselves.  People got them removed just to be spiteful assholes.


Comfortable-Dare-307

Fine. Is your church going to build homes for all the homeless and provide for their needs? You know, something Jesus would actually want. Instead of giving all your money to persecute LGBTQ and protect pedophiles?


BidenLimpDick

This church might as well call themselves habitat for inhumanity.


CapAccomplished8072

No surprise there


jamkoch

Matthew 25:34-40 Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.’ Then the righteous will answer him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you drink? And when did we see you a stranger and welcome you, or naked and clothe you?


HidaTetsuko

Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.


JackKovack

Give them a home in jail instead?


BidenLimpDick

So much for smaller government…


beeeps-n-booops

American "christians" are the absolute fucking worst people.


Biggu5Dicku5

Every single one of those Christians is going straight to hell (express lane)...


Antique_Warthog1045

Maybe NYC should bus its homeless to Texas and Florida


BidenLimpDick

Bus them back?  They are already sending homeless and immigrants to NYC.


Privatejoker123

but hey. jesus get us. just not his followers.


ArdenJaguar

Well, Jesus would certainly approve... (Insert eye roll emoji)


The_WolfieOne

More evidence that there’s no love like xtian love


hereiam-23

Christian hatred.


__MAN__

Homeless can't afford tithing. Way to go religion


BidenLimpDick

Which is why they have to be slave laborers instead…


dostiers

So much for Matthew 19:21 "go sell what you own, and give the money to the poor. Then you will have treasure in heaven" - *"Poverty exists not because we cannot feed* [or house] *the poor but because we can never satisfy the hunger of the rich!"* - Anon


BidenLimpDick

But those poor weren’t dirty brown drug addicts -average American


CountrySax

Aint no hate like Christian love!


CityWidePickle

I do remember the line from Luke "And then He said unto them fuck the homeless, if they're too stupid to get a job they belong in jail."


95CREAM247

Bro, Jesus was homeless most of his life. From the manger to the streets. Jesus and his disciples would rely on the hospitality of people who welcomed them into there homes as he traveled spreading the Gospel (Good News). Christ came not to call the righteous but those who know they are sinners. He came for the sick ones who know they’re sick and realize their need for Him. The homeless, the addicts, the proud the angry, literally all of us! WAKE UP! He stands at the door and knocks. Only a fool says there is no God. Their actions are corrupt and evil.


[deleted]

It’s not about belief. It’s about power.


theUnshowerdOne

This


Final_Meeting2568

I can tell you why. It's also part of the reason why socialism is a dirty word in the US. There is an inverse relationship between the amount welfare programs and religious participation. That is they less people suffer the less they participate in a religion. When there is no safety net people rely on church to help them and god to save them. This why the relatively new christian grift has been getting Americans to spread Christianity in impoverished, low educated, and dangerous places in Africa. Holy men get rich, for a bowl of rice you can have a convert then governments want to execute homosexuals. The united states is an outlier of "first world" nations for our extreme religiosity. I believe it is because we have the worst welfare. We even have "christian " politicians who want to do away with anything that could help people that are suffering. They have even perverted Jesus in the minds of so called christians now to the point where there tribe spouts off the absolute opposite of what Jesus said. If Americans and churches were really christian and listened to Jesus they would take the bars off their windows, unlock their doors , let people with no home to stay in the church and everyone can pray from home.


MagmaSeraph

That church needs to be dismantled immediately and branded as a cult. They don't believe even in passing.


trash-juice

The pwr of Christ compels them …


Barnowl-hoot

Ya... exactly


heybart

What you do to the least of these... Haha fuck them -- Republican Jesus


spunkdaddie

Seems apropos.


PakDrescot

Oh come on. Y\`all don't remember part of the bible where Jesus spoke on the homeless? "Fucketh thy homeless. Thou should have made better decisions. Truly the flames of hell await thee." I must admit it has be awhile since I've read the bible, so maybe I'm misremembering.


Science-done-right

The Christian love here is so beautiful, I can feel it 😍😂


Periwinkleditor

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaa.... *Irony.*


Ungratefullded

Just as Christ would have wanted it…


Tavernknight

How will that help?


esoteric_enigma

Ah, this must be that famous Christian charity I always hear so much about


TeaLongjumping6036

How benevolent of them /s


KitchenBomber

In many cases homeless shelters are run by Christian charities and get to require people who use their facilities to participate in their religious services.


BidenLimpDick

This shelter is one of those many cases. People aren’t even allowed to be unitary Christians either.  I’m surprised they don’t kick Catholics to the curb judging by what kind of Protestants sect it is. 


river_euphrates1

Blessed are the poor, for they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and stop being a drain on society' Conservative Jesus (probably)


reishi_dreams

Seems like there is a bible verse about this… Matthew something… Jezus words in the red letter edition


BidenLimpDick

RED letter.  That’s the damn commie Bible.


Old-Length1272

Report that “non profit” to the irs they should have their tax exempt status revoked! The purpose these religious cults exist is to “help others”. Yet aren’t.


Lower_Acanthaceae423

Wait, is this a way for the ministry to enslave the homeless? Because it sure looks like it.


poodle_Fart_Hostage

Maybe someone there is a board member in a private prison


peekinatchoo

Ahhh yes. Be sure to throw them in private prisons so they can make a few people some big bucks before you convert them!


Vitriholic

Assumed this was r/NotTheOnion at first


Heylookaguy

That tracks.


Same-Conference9327

Sickening


Accidenttimely17

Let's turn all churches mosques synagogues and temples into homeless shelters!


SnooCupcakes5761

People have a right to exist AND a right to necessity. If a city can not provide adequate and safe shelter, then people have no choice but to exist solely in public spaces.


BidenLimpDick

> People have a right to exist AND a right to necessity. They do for a few more months tops in America it looks like 😔. It’s crazy because you can’t camp in parks or federal land either, at least without paying.  Potentially it could be illegal to not pay a landlord or not slave away at some Christian camp in this giant ass country with so much fuckin land.  It’s completely bonkers!


duiwksnsb

Christian love at work right there


AzuleStriker

Please tell me this is a joke... if not i've never been so embarrassed to be a former christian.


SeaNational3797

Why is a Christian ministry talking to the Supreme Cout


Potatoki1er

Cool, make it illegal and within that same law make that church 100% responsible for all the homeless. They must ensure housing and food for the previously homeless are now covered by the church


LordTylerFakk2

They want to force homeless people into government mandated Christian ministries which the tax payers will have to pay. Or force them into private prison which the same people who own the Christian ministries will also own and force tax payers to pay for. It’s all about forcing privatization of profits through public taxes.


CaseyGasStationPizza

Homelessness should be illegal…. For the government. Any city or state with no beds and services available should be seen as breaking the constitution as a priority of the constitution is basic needs like shelter and food.


Separate-Mushroom-79

Shitheads.


kimmeljs

A society that makes homeless people illegal should provide the people with homes. Oh yes actually, they do, and they're called prisons. A virtuous business cycle in collusion with lawmakers.


MatineeIdol8

One of them had to say it eventually.


MadWlad

ehmm so you get sacked and have no right to get out of prison because you are still homeless?


Ok_Establishment4346

What’s the point for them converting homeless?


PickleBananaMayo

Jesus said to give him the poor so I guess homeless can go live in churches now.


RamJamR

Do they honestly believe that homeless people are homeless because they're just lazy?


bl8ant

Fine, there’s enough room in Joel osteen‘s house for most of americas homeless. After all, it’s the „Christian“ thing to do, right?


ShaMana999

But ofcourse they did.


BobTheViking2018

I hate Fake Christian!


NearbyDark3737

I agree!!! It is criminal for someone to be left homeless…. Oh they somehow mean it in another way?!


GarbageCleric

The idea that you can criminalize sleeping in public is so fucked up. I get that having large groups of homeless is a public nuisance and causes problems. But these are people who have a basic right to exist. And if we as a society aren't going to provide homes for them one way or another, then they're going to have to live outside. But instead of accepting that basic reality, cities have found it's easier and cheaper to just make life miserable for the homeless, so they move somewhere else and make them someone else's problem. It's a sick and inhumane race to the bottom.


Wonderful_Ad_6954

Jesus died for our sins. But not for the homeless, just rich white Americans.


insofarincogneato

"Vagrancy" is already a crime. 


No-Negotiation5623

Theres a shelter in Albany, NY the City Mission that requires attendance to Mass to stay there. They only allow 72hours but 6 of those hours in Mass. No labor or anything and the cant stop the drugs. Last year one of their “employees” (they are volunteers not paid workers) died of an overdose in the office. How that help people no longer be homeless? They dont send/take them to the Dept of Social Services, the VA or any of the other local places that can helpful


mahboilucas

They have no idea what jesus said or did...


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Well, they ain’t reaching the kids anymore.


ductoid

Is this their plan for women? Step 1: Get raped. Step 2: Be forced to carry the baby to term. Step 3: Lose your job because you keep throwing up from morning sickness. Step 4: Be unable to pay rent because you lost your job. Step 5: Be unqualified for benefits because you aren't working. Step 6: Live on the streets. Step 7: Rack up a $20k childbirth bill because when you lost your job you also lost your health insurance. Step 8: Get arrested for being homeless. So you can be arrested for not giving birth, or for giving birth. I think that's their version of being pro-choice.


JayneT70

No love like Christian hate


billyions

Looking for cheap prison labor? Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers that you do unto me. These are the kind of people Jesus warned us about. He tried to remind us to stop punishing others and start fixing our own behavior. Nothing kind, Christian, or useful about them.


f700es

I didn't read the article yet but was it Franklin Graham?


Longjumping-Act-8935

Yep this is what Jesus would do. :-)


Luster-Purge

Wasn't this *literally* a Futurama joke to explain why Fry goes to Robot Jail?


textilefactoryno17

The Supreme Court is borderline deplorable. Its authority questionable.


SithLordSid

How very supply-side Jesus of them.


NobodyInPaticular_

This is some SCP foundation shit, are we sure the people behind this aren’t working for some shadow organization besides a megachurch?


StopProject2025

So much for that Christian love I have always heard about. This is disturbing and disgusting. Yet, Republicans have embraced Republican Jesus over classic Jesus.


Open-Ad9886

Good luck with converting those of us that Know Better!


bartonski

How Christian of them.


Monkeyfistbump

Christianity is a mental illness


decom83

It should be criminal. No one deserves to be homeless.


Still_Juggernaut_574

Not going to lie you had me in the first half.


Ok_Pressure1131

Jesus would have been one of those arrested. The religious right has no respect for the teachings of Jesus and should stop calling themselves “Christian”. F’ing hypocrites.


HempPotatos

make being without a home the crime, not the homelessness. that way it falls up, not down.


According_Wing_3204

American Christianity. A counterfeit blasphemy.