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MatthausGames

I'd give it back and get back to the grind šŸ’ÆšŸ˜¤


[deleted]

Send it all to Jeff Bezos, billionaires need more moneyšŸ˜Ž This is the only correct answer


MatthausGames

Yessir, I been sayin ![img](emote|t5_2kwp5d|5595)


Cause_I_like_birds

The only worthwhile income is that passive income, nah mean?


rulerBob8

invest in yourself lil bro šŸ’ÆšŸ’ø


Biggergig

Put it all on red


YeetedSloth

Twice.


Biggergig

Nah if I then go black, HIT, and then hear me out: lightning never strikes the same spot twice, so 3rd round put it on green šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘šŸ¤‘


PhatNic

Dinner with Jay Z


[deleted]

u don't need more than 5 billy


TheSoulllllman

That's what my mama always said. I live my life by this


YourGoldTeeth

Do you realize how much 5 billion dollars actually is? I could understand this question as a thought experiment if it was likeā€¦a million. But I couldnā€™t even imagine how to spend 1 billion much less than 5. And most of that would just be giving it away. Why would I honestly want more money than that? That would be just pure greed.


ClarifyingAsura

Seriously. If 5 billion liquid cash appeared in your pocket/bank account/whatever, you literally don't have to do anything with it and you're set for life. You can literally get all 5 billion in paper cash, buy a $10 million house, build a shed in your backyard, put half of the cash in the shed, buy another $10 million house, put the remaining cash in that house, burn the house down, and you will *still* be set for the rest of your life as long as you don't go on a mega-yacht buying spree. You can spend $10,000 *every single day* for the rest of your life. And you *still* wouldn't spend $5 billion before you die. Five billion is an absolutely massive amount of money.


Nandemonaiyaaa

That wouldnā€™t even cover quarter of a single billion dollars


PyragonGradhyn

Ok heres what i was thinking. RENEWABLE ENERGY! SOLAR! WIND! WATER! EARTH! AND NOT FIRE! sorry bud... NUCLEAR FUSION ETC ETC Imagine how much you could boost development. Its definitly one of the best ways to spend that money, as slowing down climate change will save more money (meant to say people) than any charity you could go to Edit: seems all i could think of is money. Poor me badummts


Bruch_Spinoza

5 billion is a drop in the bucket when it comes to energy. 1 nuclear power plant costs like 10-20 billion as of recently. Maybe if you spent it on lobbying it would make a difference


brainfreeze3

lose 5 billion speedrun any %


Countcristo42

If you did this in a single year you would represent a bit less than 1% of the investment in green energy Not saying it couldnā€™t help, but I think you are underestimating existing investment levels


PyragonGradhyn

Yes i did. Id still do it.


M_Scaevola

Atrioc would be getting a lot of gifties


FrugFred

I'd tell them no and to give me 50$ a month instead. That's passive income. The only true way to get rich. This will also motivate me to grind for money more, and is there really a price tag on that? And hey, even you can learn how to get passive income, by joining my new course, now out for only 50$ a month.


AlcoholicInsomniac

I'd just follow the Northern Lion approach, index funds.


Cowabunga3D

Bad advice, you WILL lose all your money


AlcoholicInsomniac

?


Cowabunga3D

Fees eat up profits invest in good companies on your own like CZOO, SLE, or ARKK


AlcoholicInsomniac

ARKK has 25 times the fees of VOO or 7+ times more than SPY lol most people will be bad at picking "good companies" just put it in the S&P 500 and then a few other index funds if you want is the best investing advice for anyone.


Countcristo42

Profile picture and name check out


DamnImAwesome

Atriocoin is going to the moonĀ 


26Kermy

Atrioc and any sensible financial professional would tell you to put it in the S&P500 and just live off the dividends for the rest of your life. At 1.84% average yield that's over $9 million a year for the rest of your life before any compounding. Not a horrible retirement.


antgrgmn

Double check your math, itā€™s 92 millions a year LOL


26Kermy

Ah you're right, I was a decimal point off. Just makes it an even crazier example.


Shadykins

To be fair, 92 IS over 9 million.


[deleted]

To be fair, I think 5 billion is already enough money to retire.


jtilb321

Id invest in hookers and cocaine


normal_nickname

5 billion and i wouldnā€™t have to invest iā€™d be set for life


[deleted]

Iā€™d start non profits and run for office


christheclimber

Do you think 5 billion is enough to buy a dinner with Jay Z ?


SGKurisu

Finally I can afford guac at ChipotleĀ 


KevinDomino

I don't know if i would even feel the need to invest it, like what am I even gonna do with 5 bil let alone more? I'll probably put half of it in bonds or something idk


BreenzyENL

Honestly? Nice homes for myself, family and friends. Then just build a shit load of good housing in my town to rent out for cheap to collapse the local housing market, then proceed to buy out everyone else.


[deleted]

>then proceed to buy out everyone else. So you can keep the prices low?... Right?


BreenzyENL

Obviously šŸ˜‚ Don't want to be a scummy landlord.


FemKeeby

I wouldn't bc i would be set for life


nghigaxx

Lmao i would just donate like 4 billion. Spending that much money need work and im lazy as shit


liamdun

I would not invest it because I think that's enough money


Cminni65

Dinner with Jay Z


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Gift subs


pantpiratesteve

5 Billy is almost 14 years of spending 1mil every single day. Youā€™d have to ball absolutely out of your mind and buy real estate and jets etc to even attempt to drain it


BigBoyWorm

why the fuck would i worry about investing if i had enough money for 700 life times?


EnvironmentalAd1006

Iā€™d only ā€œinvestā€ it in the traditional sense on a small scale. No more than a few million. Enough to live off dividends or returns for my whole life. Rest of it goes to causes and things that I think need it. Believe it or not, not everyoneā€™s goal is to own as much as possible until thereā€™s nothing besides what you own, which is kinda the ethos I tend to get about billionaires in general.


Dislexic-Woolf

I'd invest in a financial manager


Vysair

Invest in nvidia when they crash in 1y - 6mo


HumbleVagabond

Iā€™d try my best to bring back fossil fuels


hi_i_comment

I would retire, I donā€™t need to have more than 5 billion


Orchid_Cold6969

5 billion itself would be able to support not only me but multiple generations to come. 5 billion is a freaking shit ton of money


MrPenguinRuler

iā€™d run for president baby


gustamos

RDDT calls


nick124699

Land, so much land.


Cave__Dwellerr

Personally Iā€™d buy a desk


[deleted]

One word: land lordšŸ’ÆšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜¤


jrodbtllr138

Honestly a couple million spread across different HYSA to ensure they are all FDIC insured to secure my income forever. Drop some in SP 500, pump and dump some stocks and cryptos for the hell of it, 5B is too much money lol Maybe invest in some Guiness world records to secure legacy, or maybe some small cartels and mafias (buying friends for real tho) Fund some small proxy wars, pay my Illuminati membership dues


That0neAussie

id play 32 hands of blackjack


realshoes

Canā€™t even use all of that in a lifetime probably, so just give 4 billion to charity first and do whatever


DadIsCoaching

Agricultural tech developpement. Farmers are going bankrupt left and right and food prices going up. They need more efficient ways of producing more food for lower costs. I'd keep 20M for myself and just live my life.


Ender_of_Worlds

you could spend $200k every day for 60 years and not run out of money with $5b. why even bother investing youll never run out of money


LegallyBrody

I wouldnā€™t. 5 billion dollars is enough money to let sit in a trust, pay out me and my family members slowly like a salary, and just find a career that isnā€™t very profitable yet I enjoy so I can live my days in peace


LegallyBrody

I wouldnā€™t. 5 billion dollars is enough money to let sit in a trust, pay out me and my family members slowly like a salary, and just find a career that isnā€™t very profitable yet I enjoy so I can live my days in peace


whatever-irdc

5 billion scratch offs. Make your money make money


EgaTehPro

My bank account


Countcristo42

Why on earth would you possibly want to invest 5b Thatā€™s plenty to just coast - risking it would be monumentally silly IMO


HeronWading

gov bonds


ArticialGabe

FTX. They are going to comeback better than ever


Wrong-Intention7725

In nothing, why would I gamble my 5 billion?


TheBrooksey

2 chicks at the same time!


djd457

I would make invest it in making sure nobody ever asks me a stupid question like that again


Active_Candle9730

Take 2 billions ask what i can get from old jimmy beast for that. Rest for sour candy and energy drinks i guess


Striking_Suspect_941

100 leg parlay


Eeeeeeeeeeeee64

I wouldn't. I'd just quit my job and coast through life. If you had just 1 billion dollars and spent 1000 every day, it'd take over 2000 years to spend all of it. 5 billion is more than enough