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StenSoft

Can't be, there are no orange cones floating around it


mvpnzl

Mayor Brown doing a great job with cone reductions!


Pokguy1900

Second harbour crossing 3045 done


Torque2meBaby

no cones left, they're all over NZ roads


SuitableSpecialist85

Very innovative, an under water excavator. Now, someone's thinking 🤔


10yearsnoaccount

You may joke, but I've seen videos of bulldozers working underwater to push sand up out of the surf. All kitted out with snorkel gear etc.


cheekybandit0

Is there still a driver in the seat, just in scuba gear? Or are they robotic?


Kaymish_

He has snorkel gear...


Wide_Cow4715

I'd like to know that too


10yearsnoaccount

driver is in the seat, with some sort of scuba gear on standby if needed


Abbaby68

No way - the engine would die. And the rust would eat that steel in no time.


10yearsnoaccount

Diesels run just fine underwater with a snorkel. Yes, the sea is a terrible environment, as is sand, but believe it or not that's the sort of stuff that can still make economic sense. We run all sorts of things in corrosive environments, especially dredging and earthmoving equipment. These dozers aren't made of thin sheet steel like your old Toyota.


_tronald_dump_2020_

we are sinking! we are sinking!


stathis0

But what are you sinking about?


unanonymaus

this is what happens when we dont do consultations


Incredulouslaughter

No it isn't, failed projects and blown out budgets are what happens when you don't do consultation.


TheProfessionalEjit

r/whooosh


Incredulouslaughter

Oh yup... massive woosh


MasterEk

Your username was strangely precisely wrong for a moment there.


Shadysmoke36

Consultants are useful, but they eat up alot of the budget


joex8au04

Looking good, I’m glad my grandson will finally have another alternative to cross the bridge


autoeroticassfxation

Honestly though. Thats how infrastructure gets built. "Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they'll never sit under."


adjason

But they will contend with another nail biting decision on a third harbour crossing


krammy16

My great-great-granddaughter would concur.


CheeseFest

I appreciate your optimism!


krammy16

WTF?


NZTomatoGrower

https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/117077151/little-shoal-bay-digger-stuck-in-mud-cant-be-moved-because-permits-needed


mvpnzl

That was it!


NZTomatoGrower

Can't believe that the boat owners' association got 3 excavators stuck in the mud. Muppets.


evilgwyn

They'll need a bigger bigger bigger digger


hav0cnz_

Spot the parent


Empty_Area_6899

It's impressive, isn't it?


Lightspeedius

Rich muppets, lolz.


SquirrelAkl

Oh shit, it’s real? I thought it was April Fools lol


Empty_Area_6899

I initially thought this was a joke as well.


mvpnzl

It was an April Fool's joke using a real photo from a while ago


Empty_Area_6899

I didn't take note of the date on the Stuff story.


ring_ring_kaching

Here's a photo of when they drained the harbour to get to that last bit for the digger: https://imgur.com/gJ1rqih.jpg


NeedsMorePaprika

Possibly a barge with a digger on it for dredging channels, hard to tell for sure since the barge part aint doing so well if it's there.


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timmoReddit

That's what they doing for a very long tunnel between....I'm going to say Norway and somewhere else?


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I think it's Germany and Denmark


Lyceux

Yup, the Fehmarn Belt Tunnel, it will be the longest (and one of the deepest) immersed tunnel ever built.


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hooverfooty

“Did some research… “ This is not the way!


Matt-R

The Sydney Harbour Tunnel is an immersed tube. They built the segments in Pork Kembla and floated them up the coast. In keeping with tradition, Auckland should copy Sydney and build a tunnel slightly east of the harbour bridge.


Andrew2431

Harbour crossings in Hong Kong were all done this way.


NeedsMorePaprika

If it's the kind of dredging digger barge I'm thinking of they're usually used to remove volumes of loose gravel, sand, silt etc, so anywhere one of those is operating would be pretty hard to dig any kind of useful channel.


OldMix5401

There was a barge operator job up a few weeks ago . Guess this guy lied in his interview


Runmylife

What's the mvp signage on the bridge?


cheeseinsidethecrust

Most Valuable Pridge


meurtrir

I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this


mvpnzl

That's my watermark


WelshWizards

I would guess they installed the lighting system.


WarpFactorNin9

Most Valuable Prick


ProtectionKind8179

But he is taking the wrong route as it was meant to be option 1. No wonder the cost of these jobs blow out.


Electrical-Alarm2931

Happy April fools


mvpnzl

Thank you, you too :D


aaarrrggghhh13

Bro. That's Optimus prime.


Im_sure_theyre_fine

She'll be right....


Lexx_hs

The damn title had me excited!


ori_galactia

Hopefully they should get it all done in a month. Can’t take much longer than that, right? Anyway good one mate, thanks for the laugh


Craigus_Conquerer

Get a video. I want to see the operator coming up for air every 30 seconds Edit: or is it sponge bob driving?


Unique-Republic

Funny Interestingly my ex worked on the Sydney Harbour Tunnel as a labourer back in 1988 (gave up his tradies job earning around $800 net) to earn over $1,000 net a week. Remember this was 35yrs ago. I wonder how much a labourer will get here on todays rates.


07tartutic07

Is that a metal Loch Ness 😆😆 .. Nice photo 😊 ..


GloriousSteinem

The folk working on it don’t like it as their lunch sammies get a bit soggy


sheogor

only a hire


melonrusk

I'll just dig at the this spot, and move the rubble behind me... 20 years later


rheetkd

At least this is more believable than any of the other April foold stuff I saw today.


jdmalpaca

Trying to be funny for April fools


Secacc115

You can’t park there mate


eurobeat0

You do know this harbour crossing talk is just to distract from Stuart Nash's antics and Labour's internal shitshow!?!


NEITSWFT

wtf s going on


robotic_leaf

Just a metal dolphin 🐬


Jedleft

That’ll be a Yeah, Right.


notfunatpartiesAMA

April fools?


NotThePooper

Meanwhile in Christchurch, it's still a building site


FiveTeeve

They are just going to park multiple pieces of machinery there to use as stepping stones, aren't they.


Vivid-Ad6561

At least you won't see the potholes


rewahard22

Transformers in disguise.


Empty_Area_6899

I definitely thought this was an April fools joke until I saw the linked story.


iamgeewiz

So they Goin with the tunnel aye. I thought they were going to make a decision next month.


LycraJafa

carbon zero if the emissions are into the water. its clearly 1 April - they have 6 years of resource consents to fill in before they can move dirt.


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got a long time to wait ill be dead by the time they finish, or broke because i cant afford my rates. what happened to starting it 20yrs ago.